When a woman was doing some DIY in her home, she never expected to stumble across something explicit hiding on her walls. However, people are very amused by the find
You never know what treasures you might stumble across when you’re renovating your home. From items left behind in the loft to beautiful tiles that have been covered in carpet, the possibilities are endless.
However, no one would have guessed what one woman would find when carrying out some DIY. Em couldn’t believe her eyes when she took a peek behind the old paintwork.
That’s because she stumbled across a sex list scrawled directly onto the wall. A previous owner, who seems to have been an amorous Brit, wished to preserve details of the various women he’d be intimate with.
The jaw-dropping catalogue of romantic conquests included names, ages, locations and a general rating of each sexual encounter. He even included more explicit details – including the duration of each tryst.
The archive also recorded the year each tumble in the hay occurred, with the entire thing covering a span of 36 years, from 1961 to 1997.
The Casanova, believed to be from Leeds, apparently bedded women from Leeds to Nottingham to Colwyn Bay in Wales, a round journey of approximately 143 miles.
He seemed so proud of this achievement that he needed to archive it. So he referred to his conquests by a string of imaginative nicknames – including ‘horse girl’, ‘laundry woman’ and colourful monikers that draw attention to whichever physical attribute he was particularly taken with.
One of the 19 names is simply listed as ‘cousin’, which one would sincerely hope wasn’t meant literally! This was alongside the likes of ‘alchy woman’, ‘tall girl’ and ‘Lionel’s sister’.
Whether the Lionel — or Lional — in question was aware of the apparent liaison between his 18 year old sister and the mystery scribe remains unclear from the wall. Though one imagines he’d have been far from pleased to see it preserved for posterity!
The 65 year old occupying the number 17 spot on the list was evidently a particularly memorable encounter. The randy home owner described it has the “best s*** of [his] entire life”.
Elaborating on his romp with the widow, he later added: “Wow – every man should have one”.
Unsurprisingly, many people have been drawn in by the naughty sex list. Ever since @blondeEm83 posted a picture onto X, people have been leaving cheeky comments.
Many compared the Lothario to Jay Cartwright from The Inbetweeners because some of the sex sessions seemed to be very inplausible.
One asked: “Is that Jay off the inbetweeners’ wall?” A second commented: “That’s absolutely brilliant”.
A third admitted: “I can’t stop laughing at the names.” And a fourth added: “He’s got some age range going on there.”


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