Ever ordered a box of 100 cheap sex toys from America to hand out to paying audience members at your live shows? Perhaps that’s only a story Desiree Burch can tell.

The comedian and actress, 47, is famously candid when it comes to such matters – you probably only need to know she’s the voice of hit Netflix series Too Hot To Handle to realise that.

So, when asked what her ‘most ridiculous purchase’ has ever been, it’s unsurprising that she had a colourful answer.

Appearing on the Spent podcast, the British-American star dived right in, responding to Matt Edmondson with: ‘The one that leapt to mind was a box of cheap sex toys.’

Checking if she is allowed to ‘say dildo’ (she’d already said it), she continued: ‘They were technically dildos. They were not vibrators. That would have been a price that I could not afford.’

Admitting that she’s ‘definitely expensed’ the NSFW items, she, thankfully, was able to provide context, having ordered the silicone toys for a show she was doing.

‘This was the time that I was coming over to do the Camden Fringe Festival. I’d already done Edinburgh one year, and then I wanted to perform in London.

‘I was bringing the show that I was touring at the time before I moved here, called 52 Man Pickup.’

The comedy show involved plenty of audience participation (it wasn’t a gig for anyone remotely prudish), as Desiree opened up with a deck of cards and went through discussing sexual encounters from her past, sharing what she learned from each.

Desiree said that the show was always random, and it was ‘interactive with the audience’, as she’d encourage fans to also speak frankly about their bedroom antics.

‘It was great, because people were like, “How do you get people to participate?” And it’s like, all you have to do is show vulnerability. And then people were like, “I want to do that”.’

She described it as an ‘immensely fun’ routine, particularly while performing it in the US and UK, where there seemed to be an element of ‘sexual repression that wants to be released’.

As for the relevance of the sex toys, one of her games involved asking male audience members to be the ‘physical embodiment’ of descriptions of her past partners, while women had to guess ‘who the high card should be’.

‘I had two different women do it, and whoever won got the dildo.’

She needed them for every show to make the segment work, though, obviously, which meant taking the wholesale route to stock up ahead of the run.

‘I had to order a box and get them shipped from the States over here,’ she recalled, explaining how it became 17 or 24 dildos during her Fringe stints, but before that, she was going into three figures.

‘I think I got in a box of 100 or whatever. Because obviously, you buy in bulk, so I went direct. I bought them wholesale. Which, if you don’t have a business…’

‘Also, like, these were not dildos that I would ever sell. Do you know what I mean? They weren’t great,’ she laughed. ‘They were just there and pink and penis-shaped, because that’s all they needed to be, and kind of jiggly in order for the gag to work… because I feel like you either get one good sex toy or 100 subpar ones? And, I chose the second, of course.’

Podcast host Matt was somewhat lost for words following her tale, stating that it was, indeed, quite the unusual purchase.

‘The fact that they came from America, through customs… that poor X-ray person,’ he remarked.

‘You say that,’ Desiree retorted, ‘but this is a kinky country.

‘This cannot be their first or last… I imagine they’re seen daily.’

Desiree Burch’s episode of the Spent podcast is now available.

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Brentford narrowly beat Macclesfield 1-0 in the FA Cup on Monday night and manager Keith Andrews earned plaudits for his behaviour, in contrast to the non-league side’s previous opponents

Keith Andrews’ behaviour at Macclesfield has earned praise from the non-league side after Brentford edged past them in the FA Cup – and his actions were very different from Crystal Palace in the previous round.

Brentford needed a second-half own goal to get past Macclesfield 1-0 and into the fifth round on Monday. It meant the end of the road for John Rooney’s side of the National League North, who had to qualify for the FA Cup and then overcame AFC Totton, Slough and Palace to reach the fourth round.

Andrews was magnanimous in victory, taking the time to go into the Macclesfield changing room to compliment them after a hard-fought game. “[It was] an unbelievable touch,” Rooney told TNT Sports. “I spoke to him before the game and he came in and said a few words and he spoke really highly of us.

“That’s a Premier League manager coming and saying that to you. They took us really seriously and prepared like they would for the Premier League.”

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Asked what Andrews said, he added: “He just spoke highly of us, myself, the players, the thing he’d seen was the real togetherness we had about us, but that’s something we work on all the time, you know, with a close-knit group.”

Macclesfield striker Danny Elliott told BBC Radio 5 Live: “Keith Andrews came into our dressing room and told us he was relieved and paid a lot of respect to us.

“For a Premier League manager to do that is nice. It shows the gap isn’t necessarily massive. We should be so proud of ourselves. The run highlights the club nationally and it’s nice that a Premier League manager was pretty scared of us!”

That experience is quite different to the one Macclesfield got from Palace in the previous round. Oliver Glasner’s side arrived at Macclesfield on January 10 in poor form and with captain Marc Guehi about to leave for Manchester City and there was a lot of negativity around the Premier League side, who were FA Cup holders.

“There wasn’t belief until I met their captain Marc Guehi and their assistant with the referee before the game,” Macclesfield captain Paul Dawson later recalled.

“Francis Jeffers, our assistant, turned around to Marc Guehi and goes: ‘Is the pitch alright for you?’ He [Guehi] goes: ‘It’s not a bit of me that’. I went into the changing room and put a bit more belief into the boys.”

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Macclesfield won the game 2-1 to add another huge upset to the FA Cup history books and Jeffers recently revealed the extent of the issues in the opposition dressing room.

Speaking on The Wayne Rooney Podcast, he said: “I will say it and I don’t know if I should be saying it but Marc Guehi and Glasner are going at it in the tunnel at half-time. I’m walking past them and I thought, ‘I like that’. There is an edge to that.”

When he was asked if he informed the Macclesfield players of that, Jeffers replied: “I did. I said, ‘Look, there’s big disagreements there between the manager and the captain’. So you’ve clearly rattled their cage.”

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A man has been killed and two others severely injured in a “random” stabbing attack on a busy high street in suburban Sydney, police said.

Officers arrived at the scene in Merrylands, around 25km west of Sydney’s central business district, at 10am to attend to reports that a man stabbed multiple people before fleeing the area on foot.

A man was later arrested from a nearby street and taken to the Granville Police Station, police said.

Two of the victims were stabbed inside a high street shop, while the third was attacked on the street outside.

One victim, a man aged in his thirties or forties, was declared dead at the scene. Paramedics attended to two others – a 22-year-old man and a 47-year-old woman – with serious injuries before they were taken to hospital in critical condition.

A knife about 25cm long was used in the stabbings, superintendent Simon Glasser said.

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“It’s very early in the investigation. Police are unaware at this point what the motive was. However, it appears it was a random attack,” Mr Glasser told a news conference.

“The alleged offender is known to police for petty crime and a number of mental health incidents,” he said. “He is not linked to the address he was located at. However, he is a local to the area.”

Mr Glasser said the victims were by themselves on Merrylands Road when the incident occurred and the three were not related to each other.

He said there were a lot of people in the area at the time of the attack.

“It’s a horrible offence to have taken place in Merrylands just prior to lunchtime with lots of people around,” Mr Glasser said of the “highly confronting” scene.

“It’s very reassuring to see members of the community come and help other members of the community that needed immediate assistance.”

Witnesses said they heard screams and later a large number of police, as well as helicopters, ambulances and police cars, arriving at the scene.

“We walked outside to see what’s happening. We seen a bunch of people, like a massive crowd, and then there was just a lady in front of the shop … and there’s just a bit of blood on the floor,” an eyewitness told ABC news.

Another eyewitness reportedly said he saw a woman with a neck injury as she was coming out of a convenience store.

Joseph Roussini, 59, said he called the emergency services after he saw a woman “screaming for her life”, according to the Sydney Morning Herald. He said he saw a “man and a lady coming out of the shop, and the man was holding the lady by the neck to try and stop the bleeding”.

The sons of Imran Khan have voiced concerns over their father’s deteriorating health in a Pakistan jail.

They are urging authorities to grant them access to Pakistan’s former Prime Minister after more than two years apart.

Last week, Khan’s lawyer informed Pakistan’s Supreme Court that the ex-cricketer had suffered significant vision loss in his right eye while in custody.

However, a medical board stated on Monday that swelling had reduced following treatment and his vision had improved.

Speaking from London, where they reside, Khan’s sons, Kasim, 26, and Sulaiman, 29, expressed uncertainty regarding the medical report.

They managed to speak to their father on Thursday, marking their first conversation since September.

During the call, their father, who typically avoids discussing his health, conveyed frustration, stating he had “been denied treatment for his eye for a few months”.

“It’s hard not to feel low at times because we’ve been away from him so long,” Kasim said of his father, whom he and his brother call ‘Abba’, adding that he should be moved to a proper medical facility and have access to his private doctors.

Authorities say medical procedures are under way and reject opposition claims of neglect. The Supreme Court has sought details of his treatment.

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Khan, 73, has been jailed since August 2023 after convictions he and his Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf party call politically motivated.

Since his 2022 ouster in a no-confidence vote, he has faced multiple cases, including over state gifts and an unlawful marriage. Some convictions have been suspended or overturned, with appeals pending. He denies wrongdoing.

Kasim and Sulaiman were raised in Britain after Khan’s divorce from their mother, British socialite and filmmaker Jemima Goldsmith. They have not seen their father since November 2022 after he survived an assassination attempt. They said they applied for visas last month but have yet to receive a response.

“Maybe the establishment is worried that if we go and see him it would create more noise, and just more attention to his situation,” Sulaiman said, when asked why there could be a delay.

The Pakistani embassy in London and Pakistan’s foreign ministry did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

Kasim said their immediate concern was his health, but there were other pressing issues, including “his freedom, abiding by correct human rights processes and also the rule of law and just ensuring that he’s allowed a proper, fair trial”.

Broadcast outlets have been restricted from airing Khan’s name and speeches or even showing his image. Only a single court photograph has been publicly available since his imprisonment.

PTI swept to power in 2018 and retains a large support base across key provinces.

For four days, PTI supporters have blocked major highways linking Khyber Pakhtunkhwa to Punjab, stranding thousands of vehicles and affecting fuel and food supplies in some areas.

Asked if they had a message for Khan’s supporters, Kasim asked them to “keep faith and keep fighting”, adding: “It’s the same kind of message we’re trying to hold on to.”

Denice Finnigan asked a judge to jail her saying it was the ‘best place’ for her

A mum asked a judge to be jailed after she tore clumps of a woman’s hair out at a taxi rank. Denice Finnigan was also part of a gang who launched bricks at a shopkeeper after he retrieved a stolen bottle of wine from her and emptied it down the drain.

However, rather than pleading to be released from Styal prison, she “believes it is the best place for her” whilst she attempts to address her drug addiction and “become a better mother”. And a judge granted her wish, telling her that he “hopes she can make a fresh start” when she’s eventually released.

Liverpool Crown Court heard yesterday, Monday, that police attended Bath Street in Southport on August 5, 2024, after receiving reports of fighting, which erupted after Finnigan stole a £6.99 bottle of pinot grigio from nearby Coronation News. Shop owner Jamie Lodge was said to have attended the area following the theft and taken the alcohol from the 37-year-old, of Manchester Road in the town, before emptying it down the drain.

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But Zara Kayani, prosecuting, described how Finnigan responded by threatening to “smash his head in”. A group of up to seven people in her company then began threatening Mr Lodge and a second man, Anthony Baird, with bricks before the latter was shoved to the floor by several women and kicked by a man, leaving him “covered in blood” as a result of injuries to his head and face.

Both subsequently had bricks hurled towards them before they managed to retreat to their van. However, their attackers prevented them from leaving, with the windscreen being smashed as a result of a further brick being thrown at the vehicle, reports the Liverpool Echo.

Then, on April 18 last year, Rachel Rose and her partner had been on a night out in Southport and were walking to a taxi rank on Lord Street when Finnigan’s boyfriend began whistling at them. When the victim’s boyfriend took exception to this, the man was said to have told him: “Go back to where you’ve come from.”

The male then added to Ms Rose that his girlfriend was “going to kill her and do her in” and began “getting in her face, goading her”. It was at this stage that the defendant ran down the road and grabbed the other woman by her hair, dragging her to the floor.

While the couple were able to escape into a taxi, both Finnigan and her partner began kicking at the vehicle, causing a dent to a rear door. Ms Rose was thereafter dragged from the car and kicked to the back of her head, causing a lump.

The complainant detailed in a statement, which was read out to the court on her behalf, that clumps of her hair were also pulled out during the assault while she further had her fingernails ripped out. She added: “This was the most distressing experience I’ve ever been through. I felt completely helpless and terrified.

“After being discharged from hospital, the children witnessed my return home in an injured and distressed state. Seeing their reaction to my injuries was deeply upsetting. Since the incident, I avoid going out and feel extremely anxious in public spaces. Situations that once felt normal now cause me fear and pain. I want the court to understand that this was a serious and violent assault.”

Finnigan has 19 previous convictions for 38 offences, including assaults on emergency services personnel and 21 related to matters of theft. Olivia Belle, defending, told the court: “Unusually, Ms Finnigan wants to remain in custody. This was a defendant living a very chaotic lifestyle, addicted to crack cocaine and heroin and heavily misusing alcohol.

“She has been diagnosed with bipolar and post-traumatic stress disorder and suffers from depression and anxiety. She has only been medicated since coming into custody. She wishes to remain in custody to get the help that she desires. I understand that she is completing a hairdressing course and a catering course in custody.

“I am instructed to ask for a custodial sentence in this case, as it is Ms Finnigan’s view or personal feeling that, if she were to be released into the community at this time, although she would receive help, her drug use is very extreme. She believes that the best place for her to remain abstinent is in custody.

“She tells me that, for the last five weeks that she has spent on remand, she has taken to staff and other inmates very well. She sees herself starting these courses so that, when she is released, she has a brighter future for herself and her daughter. She is 12 years old. Given her drug and alcohol use, she is only allowed phone contact at present. She wishes to become a better mother and become clean of class A drugs. She believes that the best place for her, at present, is in custody.”

Finnigan admitted assault occasioning actual bodily harm, assault, criminal damage, theft and failing to surrender to custody in relation to a date in October last year where she did not attend court. Appearing via video link to HMP Styal wearing a black and grey Under Armour tracksuit top and sporting long brown hair, she was jailed for 10 months.

Sentencing, Recorder Mark Ainsworth said: “You have a poor record, both with regards to dishonesty and offences of violence. I say that to place these events into context.

“You stole a bottle of wine from a shop. When you were confronted by an owner and somebody else, there was an altercation. The victim was pushed to the ground by you. Others joined in. There were kicks and punches. There were references to bricks being used. It is clear that the complainant sustained injury as a result of what happened.”

Turning to the April 2025 assault, Recorder Ainsworth added: “Rachel Rose had been out with her partner. There was a discussion with them which was taken to be banter, but it seemed to provoke some sort of altercation. It is clear that, during the course of that altercation, Ms Rose was seriously assaulted. She was grabbed by the hair, she was pulled to floor, she was kicked.

“Plainly, these are serious matters. I am told something of your background in mitigation. It is said that you have a chaotic lifestyle, which I readily accept. I am told that you have a 12-year-old daughter, who is currently living with her father. I am told, in the past, that you have had difficulties with drugs, including crack cocaine. I am also told that you have mental health difficulties.”

The judge then said of the “progress made while being held at Styal prison”: “That is a significant factor and something that is commendable. It seems that you are free from drugs, you are receiving assistance for your mental health issues and you are undertaking courses in respect of hairdressing and catering.

“In the circumstances, given the progress that you are making at Styal, I am going to accede to that request. What I am hoping is, however we have got to this point, we have reached a point where you can draw a line and, on your release, make a fresh start, hopefully in a much better position and, hopefully, having gained the skills that you have identified Styal prison. Quite what happens on your release will be a matter for you.”

Reports of widespread “dating burnout” and a cultural shift towards heteropessimism – a feeling of disappointment or despair at the state of relations between men and women – have caused panic in the media and dating apps.

Cultural debates have emerged around an alleged “rise of lonely single men” and what it means for society and future generations. Some have suggested that male singleness is a social problem partly caused by women’s supposed reluctance to “settle” in heterosexual partnerships.

For women, singlehood has largely been rebranded as a time for self-love and personal growth. The “single positivity” movement has removed much of the stigma around being a single woman (at least in one’s 20s). Women are allowed to embrace freedom and reclaim singlehood as a chosen identity.

My research on singlehood in Manchester found that single men had equally chosen to be single and were happily so. But they did not feel they could embrace this positivity. Instead, they remain polarised by harmful masculine ideals that misrepresent single men as either carefree bachelors or socially dysfunctional incels (involuntary celibates).

I interviewed ten men, aged 21-55, about their experiences of being single. Lamenting the lack of nuanced or positive portrayals, Simon, in his 40s, commented that single men are typically seen to be “having sex with half the town, or one rejection away from blowing up a school”.

From the playboy trope, characterised by Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, to Theodore in the 2013 film Her, a divorcee who turns to AI for companionship, single men are represented in superficial terms. This can leave men feeling as though they must prove they are neither bachelor nor incel.

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Research on men and masculinity has long shown that young men are assumed to experience a period of sexual freedom before eventually “settling down”. Masculine ideals presume men commit to a monogamous relationship only once they have “sown their wild oats”.

On this basis, we might assume that young single men rarely face judgement for being single, and are instead celebrated for pursuing a liberated and carefree lifestyle.

However, in my research, men in their 20s spoke of the challenges they faced being single. Their singlehood was often assumed to be a result of “commitment-phobia” and a reluctance to settle down, rather than their lack of desire for an intimate relationship. In comparison, single women in their 20s did not face the same assumptions, with their singlehood rather understood as “a time to put themselves first” and enjoy freedom from being “tied down”.

Distancing himself from stereotypical representations of single men as “bachelors”, Harvey, in his mid-20s, explained:

You feel like you have to justify being single at times, and it’s because you have to differentiate that you’re not one of those stereotypes, you’re not one of “those guys” who mess girls around.

Several participants noted that masculinity and sexuality felt inescapably linked. Being in a sexual couple was understood as a key marker of masculinity. As a result, some young men worried that, if they were not visibly pursuing a relationship and not regarded as a “bachelor”, they would instead be questioned about their sexuality or desirability.

Stuart, in his early 50s, described how these pressures shaped his experiences in his 30s. He was content being single as it afforded him time to focus on his career and the ability to prioritise his friendships and hobbies. But Stuart’s friends questioned his sexuality and suggested he must be gay or asexual. This experience compelled him to participate in speed dating, not out of personal desire, but to demonstrate that he was “normal”.

Others preferred to remain single as a time to “find themselves” after experiencing difficult relationships, to accommodate caring responsibilities, or simply because they enjoyed their solitude. However, their reasoning was rarely accepted by peers, who failed to accept that their singlehood was by choice.

Pressures on women to couple up are often linked to the biological clock. But accounts in my research suggest that men, too, face age-related expectations.

The expectation for men to settle down in their 30s appears less tied to biology, and more to cultural norms that view coupledom and family life as markers of successful, responsible adulthood. According to my participants, settling down with a partner is seen as conducive to “growing up”.

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Sexuality and masculinity

While men were expected to display sexual interest, being perceived as too sexually active beyond a certain age was also stigmatised. Evan described how he enjoyed the experimentation of singlehood in his early 20s, but by his late 20s felt that remaining single was no longer acceptable. He felt he was increasingly viewed by peers as “sad” or “desperate”, revealing the narrow norms governing masculinity.

When mainstream culture offers few credible or positive narratives about single men’s lives, the search for recognition and belonging can be redirected elsewhere – sometimes with harmful consequences.

Simon, 41, described joining the online group “Men Going Their Own Way” (MGTOW) in search of community with other men who were single by choice. He quickly became concerned by the group’s misogynistic orientation and its links to the broader manosphere, where MGTOW can act as a gateway to incel communities. However, while Simon recognised the risks and disengaged, he worried that younger men seeking belonging might not.

It’s time we challenged reductive stereotype of singlehood and asked: why is being single treated as a social problem? We must create space for nuanced portrayals of single men beyond the bachelor or incel.

Officers from Cleveland Police attended Lime Crescent in Hartlepool at around 4.35pm, to make an arrest attempt.

The police force confirmed that two 17-year-olds and a 16-year-old were all arrested on suspicion of affray and possession of a firearm.

The 16-year-old was also arrested on suspicion of aggravated burglary in relation to a separate incident.

A Cleveland Police spokesperson said: “A police presence will remain at the scene whilst our investigations continue, but officers are not looking for anyone else.

Unemployment in the UK has increased to its highest rate in five years, according to official figures.

The unemployment rate rose to 5.2% in the three months to December, up from 5.1% in the three months to November, the Office for National Statistics said on Tuesday.

The figure is the highest seen since January 2021, when the country was in a national lockdown due to the Covid-19 pandemic.

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The family had visited inland surf destination, The Wave, in Bristol., which Alex recommended for those learning or wanting to surf.

The One Show’s Alex Jones has recommended an outdoor family activity spot ahead of the half term. The presenter shares three children with her husband Charlie Thomson, and often shares their elaborate and active holidays on her social media platforms.

The family have been staying at Villa Farm in Aust, just across the old Severn Bridge. During their stay they’ve been looking after goats, and bathing in a wilderness tub, but Alex also shared on Instagram that her sons and husband were trying out a new hobby.

The family had visited the inland surf destination, The Wave, in Bristol., which Alex recommended for those learning or wanting to surf. For the latest TV and showbiz gossip sign up to our newsletter

She shared: “We’ve come here to The Wave today. Now, this is a man-made kind of beach with guaranteed waves so you can learn to surf, or if you surf already you can.

“I think get some membership here. There’s a cafe, there’s a playground.

“The boys are on dry land at the minute having a lesson. So, yeah let’s see how it goes when they get in the water. Annie and I are going to find a hot chocolate.”

The mother of three showed updates throughout the day of her husband and sons attempting to surf at the Bristol attraction.

After initially mastering their skills on dry land, the three of them headed into the water with the instructor. Alex posted another photo where one of her sons was surfing, she captioned it “we have success!”

Later on she added: “Also, a brilliant place for scooters and balance bikes. There’s an actual skate park too..

“A great time had by all an delicious lunch too. We’ll be back in the summer.”

So, if you’re looking for somewhere to take the kids this half term, The Wave in Bristol is Alex Jones-approved.

It’s just under an hour away from Cardiff, located at Washingpool Farm, which is situated on the northern outskirts of the city of Bristol.

Its website says: “The Wave Bristol is a slice of the ocean inland. Where people of all ages, backgrounds and abilities can experience the joy of waves and their many physical and mental health benefits.

“It’s about getting back to nature, improving health and wellbeing, connecting with other people, enjoying wonderful food and drink, immersing yourself in an incredible day out and having a load of fun in the process!”

It offers a surfing session, surfing lessons, as well as summer bundles, however its opening times vary so it’s best to check the website before heading down. From Thursday, April 2, it will be open seven days a week, but until that point it’s open weekly from Thursday to Sunday.

It even holds events, and this Saturday, February 21 it will be hosting a GB Surfing Expression Session from 6pm until 7pm. Here you can watch the UK’s top pros unleash high performance manoeuvres for free. It will also have Red Bull DJs and a lakeside MC.

You can find more information about The Wave here.

The pub has become world-famous after featuring on the hit Amazon Prime series Clarkson’s Farm.

But the popular pub is now facing a legal battle after being sued by Elizabeth Palmby, 68, following a fall in the Farmer’s Dog car park.

Farmer’s Dog visitor seriously injured after fall at Jeremy Clarkson’s pub

Elizabeth broke her ribs and had to have surgery after tripping and slicing open her hand on “razor sharp” temporary metal covers in the pub’s car park.

Surgeons later had to operate to remove metal fragments (from the carpark) that were left inside her hand.

She has been left with a “horrible” jagged scar as a permanent reminder of when what was supposed to be a “fun” trip to the pub turned into a nightmare.

Elizabeth Palmby broke her ribs and had to have surgery after tripping and slicing open her hand in the Farmer’s Dog car park (Image: Simon Lennon / SWNS)

Elizabeth, from Scunthorpe, said: “It was supposed to be a great fun trip – I really wanted to visit as I enjoyed watching his Amazon show. But it was memorable for all the wrong reasons.

“I bought my most expensive boxes of eggs from the farm shop, but then I fell on them and was left with diddly squat and was badly injured.

“I know Jeremy is a perfectionist and the pub itself was perfect, and the staff were great, but the carpark was a total disaster.

“It is very dangerous and an accident waiting to happen. I am probably scarred for life.

“Luckily, I keep myself fit and healthy and I think that helped me but anyone frail could have been more seriously injured.

“At the minute that carpark is a danger to visitors and needs fixing urgently.”

NHS worker Elizabeth and her husband Darren had made the three-and-a-half-hour journey down from their home in November last year, first visiting the Diddly Squat Farm, then the following day the Farmer’s Dog pub.

Driving rain the previous night had turned the field car park of the pub into a virtual mud bath with large metal sheets/panels covering hidden puddles.

Elizabeth had a soft drink in the pub and visited the on-site Diddly Squat farm shop to buy two boxes of six eggs as a gift, and was carrying them back to the car when she fell.

She added: “It happened in slow motion – I caught my foot on one of the upturned sheets and my feet went from under me.

“I instinctively threw my hand out to save myself and badly banged my knee. I fell flat, landing on the bag carrying the eggs, smashing them all.

“It was really scary as then I was struggling to breathe and was in incredible pain. I knew I had done some damage then and had to go to hospital.”

The fall is being blamed on the metal covers (pictured) in the Farmer’s Dog car park. (Image: Simon Lennon / SWNS)

After reporting the accident to staff in the carpark her husband, a former ambulance worker, rushed her to Witney Community Hospital, where they X-rayed her hand and knee.

It was only then that she saw the full extent of the damage to her hand after it had been cleaned of mud.

Grandmother Elizabeth added: “The first I knew my hand was injured was on the way to the hospital when I touched the door handle and I saw blood, but it was still covered in mud.

“So, I didn’t know how bad it was. But when they cleaned it up, I saw a gaping open and jagged ugly wound. It was horrible and very painful.

“The carpark covers must have been razor sharp to do that sort of damage. The nurse could only put steri strips on where the cut was because she said normal stitches would reopen.”

Elizabeth has been left “scarred for life” following the fall. (Image: Simon Lennon / SWNS)

After being discharged and bandaged, she returned to the pub to fill in the accident book, and after a complimentary meal and new eggs, she returned home.

But after a consultant from the Witney Hospital reviewed her X-rays, he rang, suggesting she go to her local Scunthorpe General Hospital to have metal fragments removed from her hand.

The part-time NHS administrator had shortness of breath, so also had a chest X-ray, which revealed broken ribs.

She was then referred to the nearby Castle Hill Hospital in Cottingham to see a plastic surgeon for hand surgery.

Doctors there spent hours “reconstructing” the wound and removing metal carpark cover pieces, eventually using ten stitches to close the jagged, deep gash.

“I knew something had to be done” – Jeremy Clarkson sued following fall at Farmer’s Dog pub

Elizabeth later returned to the pub with her husband to see if things had improved after her accident and was shocked to see nothing had changed.

She added: “I stayed in the car as my hand was still bandaged and I was embarrassed about what happened.

“But I had to see if it had been made safe, but it was exactly the same.

“Nothing had changed. I at least expected to see a sign saying ‘caution, uneven surface.’ But there wasn’t.

“There appeared to be little or no maintenance of the sheets, they weren’t screwed in or fixed in place. It was very shoddy.

“It was as if nothing had happened to me and business as usual.

“When I saw someone else nearly fall, I knew I had to do something as i couldn’t forgive myself if an elderly person or child was seriously injured and I could have stopped it.”

Elizabeth later wrote to/emailed Clarkson and the Farmer’s Dog pub, highlighting the dangers of the carpark. But she got no reply.

Despite feeling a bit “intimidated” by the former Top Gear and The Grand Tour presenter’s “celebrity persona”, she contacted accident specialists Express Solicitors and started a legal compensation claim.

Accident specialist Jack Klein of Express Solicitors said: “Elizabeth suffered a horrific injury on what should have been a fun day out.

“Celebrities are not above the law, they need to make sure their premises are safe and fit for purpose to protect people visiting their premises inside and out.”

The Farmer’s Dog has been contacted for comment.

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Planning permission to install a permanent hard surface to the Car Park has since been approved by West Oxfordshire District Council last month but work cannot begin until a “detailed” surface water drainage scheme has been submitted and approved in the next few months.

But until then customers still face the temporary metal coverings, which Elizabeth says pose an ongoing hazard.

She added: “It needs fixing now, not later, as more people could be seriously injured in the meantime.”