Customers have left scathing reviews of The Farmer’s Dog in Oxfordshire, with one diner claiming their 30th birthday meal felt like a ‘production line’
A customer who reserved a birthday celebration at Jeremy Clarkson’s establishment has pledged never to visit again following their experience. The former Top Gear presenter launched The Farmer’s Dog in Oxfordshire in 2024.
Jeremy’s transformation of the venue into its current form was documented on his Amazon Prime Video programme Clarkson’s Farm. Since opening, thousands of viewers have visited the premises. However, it has faced a string of critical reviews.
Patrons have compared the establishment to a fast food chain and criticised the service as resembling a “production line”. One guest who arranged a 30th birthday celebration claimed their family felt “let down” by what transpired, reports creatorzine.com.
On Tripadvisor, they posted: “No ambience, felt like a production line, head em up, move em out, was like being served by robots.
“No acknowledgement of his birthday even though I stated it when booking. Really disappointing for a special birthday, it was a let down.”
“Won’t be returning or recommending like I have in the past. This was like going to a cafe or McDonald’s – in fact I’ve probably sat longer in a fast food outlet than here for a special meal.”
Another critic commented: “Over £25 for a pie? Rip off. Without the star name it would be only a nice pub.”
A third reviewer took issue with the venue’s cashless payment system. They posted: “Lovely place but doesn’t support the British pound, as in card only, disappointing.” Another diner advised people to “save their money” by avoiding the establishment.
They commented: “Both ordered pork and it arrived in less than 10 minutes (not a good sign) and was nearly cold, meat was so dry, the singular carrot was hardly cooked, potatoes like mush and Yorkshire pudding so dry it was crumbling.
“There was no crackling as written on the menu. We weren’t asked once if we had enjoyed the food.
“It seems they value churning food out, over any sort of quality. Really disappointing.”
Other patrons, however, have been impressed by the venue. One remarked: “For our mains two of us had the sausage and mash and they were some of the best sausages we have eaten. The mash was smooth, light and delicious.
“The other member of our party had the steak pie which was full of meat and gravy and again extremely tasty. The food may have cost a little more than you would normally pay but you get what you pay for, fresh, local produce. We felt it was well worth the money.”
Another visitor noted: “My partner and I had booked The Farmers dog, of course because of the TV show. I was a little apprehensive as with somewhere so hyped there’s always the chance it will be terrible in reality.
“I needn’t have worried. We arrived early so we had time to go into the Grand Tour tent/shop which we found to be well stocked and the staff there were lovely and friendly.”
Jeremy Clarkson’s representatives have been contacted for comment.





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