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John Cooper: Why Britain must resist a new blasphemy law
John Cooper is the Conservative Member of Parliament for Dumfries and Galloway.
‘And now back to Venice, and those effing gondolas…’
The screen at Newton Stewart cinema was filled with amazing images of the Grand Canal and the Rialto Bridge but the commentator – Michael Palin – had given the lie to the idea that this was a travel documentary.
It was actually a spoof short from the Monty Python team ahead of the main feature, The Life of Brian.
It was 1979 and my father, who I had persuaded to slip me in – far too young – was outraged at the language, and prepared to leave.
‘But Dad,’ I protested ,‘we haven’t even seen Christianity being traduced yet!’ for the newspapers were full of faux outrage that the film was an attack on the country’s dominant religion.
It was, on reflection, a moment that taught me about free speech. My father didn’t care for the swearing, but a bit of gentle mockery of the most ardent adherents of religion? Bit of a hoot.
What drew me to Conservative values at an early age was that it was rooted in the idea of treating people as you find them, and not prejudging them.
Ethiopia’s Emperor Haile Selaisse encapsulated it brilliantly in a speech to the UN when he said: ‘The colour of a man’s skin should be of no more significance than the colour of his eye.’
And, oh, that we could live in times where Shawnee chief Tecumseh’s mantra: ‘Trouble no man about their religion; respect others in their view, and demand they respect yours’ holds sway.
But ours is an imperfect world, and so we have laws as guardrails.
Burning a Koran or a Bible is nasty, a calculated insult, and there may well be circumstances where it goes beyond protest into plain illegality.
Scots Law has a fabulous thing called Breach of the Peace, its central premise being that accused ‘placed the lieges in a state of fear or alarm’.
The lieges are the people, and the remit is so wide, the police can use it to cover everything from obstreperous drunks to book-burners.
Such a catch-all is a handy tool for policing the streets, and an accused can always argue in court that ‘the lieges’ were unperturbed.
What we do not need is a blasphemy law.
Pricking pomposity is a British national sport. We know instinctively the higher the horse, the harder the fall.
So we cannot have a pecking order for religions; cannot have them set above criticism, because freedom to criticise ideas is true freedom of speech.
Incredibly, Labour’s ludicrously named Social Cohesion Action Plan is flirting with a blasphemy law with its imprecise ‘anti-Muslim hate’ clause.
My MP colleague Paul Holmes said in Parliament: ‘The definition risks undermining free speech within the law, it risks hindering legitimate criticism of Islamism, and it risks creating a back-door blasphemy law.’
When I said: ‘Why are we, in this place, the cockpit of democracy, discussing a blasphemy law by the back door?’ the Labour benches fairly seethed.
One of their atavistic ‘orcs and goons’ – as our Leader of the Opposition called them – opined at volume that this ‘was beneath me’.
Scratch the surface of tolerant, modern, Labour and too often there is the tribal hard Left, red in political posture as well as in tooth and claw.
And how ironic that in Parliament, in a debate billed ‘Protecting what matters’, Labour should seek to belittle and drown out legitimately held opposing views: ‘You’re either for us; or against us.’
Well, I’m against. I’m against intolerance. I’m against scrambling to appease sectarian sections of the voting public. I’m against politicians too weak to take a stand against narrow pressure groups.
And I’m against blasphemy laws, for in a democracy, no one has the right to not be insulted or offended.
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Tory Frontbencher Called Racist Prick Over Muslim Prayer Tweet
A Tory frontbencher has been accused of sounding “like a racist prick” as the backlash grows to his social media post about Muslim group prayer.
Shadow justice secretary Nick Timothy attacked an open-air ceremony which took place in central London on Tuesday.
Among those who took part were Labour mayor Sadiq Khan, who is Muslim.
In a post on X on Tuesday, Timothy said: “Too many are too polite to say this. But mass public prayer in public places is an act of domination.”
His comments were welcomed by far-right agitator Tommy Robinson.
At prime minister’s questions on Wednesday, Keir Starmer called on Kemi Badenoch to sack Timothy from the shadow cabinet.
He said: “If he were in my team, he’d be gone. It’s utterly appalling. She should denounce his comments and she should sack him.”
Lib Dem MP Josh Babarinde also hit out at Timothy on X.
He said: “Too many are too polite to say this. But you sound like a racist prick. Praised by Tommy Robinson, too. You must be so proud.”
Sadiq Khan also hit back at the Tory frontbencher in an interview with the Italian newspaper La Repubblica, calling him a “pound shop President Trump”.
He said: “I’m heartbroken, I’m sad, I’m angry, and I can understand why many British Muslims are scared by somebody, who is so senior, who wants to be the Lord Chancellor, saying what he said.
“But worryingly, his leader, somebody who wants to be the prime minister, Kemi Badenoch, thinking it is British values to single out Muslims. It is British values to respect each other.
“Yes, we’re a Christian country, but Christianity teaches us to love thy neighbour.”
He added: “This sort of megaphone, not dog whistle, megaphone policy is a disservice and disgrace to the Conservative Party, a once great party.”
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How the Tories are planning a strategic defence review in opposition
James Cartlidge has an ambitious project for a shadow defence secretary with no civil servants, no budget, and no immediate prospect of either. He wants to complete “a strategic defence review in opposition” – a worked-through plan, costed and ready, so that should the Conservatives arrive in government in 2029, they don’t spend their first year staring at blank pages.
It is, he would be the first to recognise, a response to experience. When Labour won in 2024, it commissioned a sweeping external Strategic Defence Review – an exercise that consumed the better part of a year and, in Cartlidge’s telling, achieved rather less than advertised. “Labour just wanted to trash the previous government and do a completely fresh Strategic Defence Review – a boil the sea approach,” he says.
When it landed last June, Cartlidge condemned it as “underfunded and entirely unimpressive” – the review answered the broad questions and saw hard ones about how to put recommendations into actions deferred to a Defence Investment Plan to follow. For Cartlidge, who served as Defence Procurement Minister and understands the MOD-Treasury relationship with some intimacy, having been in both departments, the diagnosis was clear enough: “Labour has allowed the treasury to dominate the Ministry of Defence.”
Privately the contrast is made to the 2010 Strategic Defence and Security Review announced by the coalition government: it was internal and costed. Labour’s version, Cartlidge argues, outsourced the difficult choices and buried them.
The practical result has been a procurement freeze, with the SDR used as a fig leaf. The DIP is still nowhere to be seen, despite having been promised first in autumn 2025, then Christmas – and now it looks like it won’t be until at least after the local elections as purdah will strike from March 26.
While ministers wait for their review, purchasing decisions have stalled. Munitions stocks – already drawn down substantially by transfers to Ukraine, which Cartlidge supports – remain worrisome. He refers back to the previous Conservative government’s plan at the last election: £10 billion in additional munitions spending, funded by reducing the size of the civil service. It did not survive the change of government. “We don’t have to have shortages,” Cartlidge says. There are choices to be made.
Cartlidge’s answer to the regularly deployed 14-years argument – that the Ukraine transfers were right, that a replenishment plan existed, that Labour cancelled it – is not without merit, though whether it cuts through is doubtful.
What is more interesting is what he is trying to build now. The insistence on fiscal rigour is genuine. “We are really disciplined on ‘how are you going to find the money’ to do something,” he says – and is in close communication with LOTO and the shadow treasury team. Take the sovereign defence fund, intended to mobilise both public and private capital for capabilities, which gestures toward hardware.
The other policy work done so far is primarily about people – recruitment, retention, the not-unreasonable aspiration that those who serve should be able to have families. He wants the party to be seen as the one “most in step with technology.” And he wants the whole prospectus to be “all in line with Conservative values.”
One of the most eye-catching proposals has been the plan to reinstate the two-child benefit cap and direct the proceeds toward defence spending and a larger army. Cartlidge has given this ideological scaffolding that he calls “the end of dependency” – a phrase that does two jobs at once. It describes the geopolitical imperative to reduce reliance on other countries, and the domestic argument for individuals’ standing on their own two feet. It is a framing of choice: directing public spending away from welfare and into defence.
“There is a huge tectonic shift which means we have to spend more on defence and less on welfare,” he says. Expect more policies to come up that put that on display.
There is, running beneath all of this, a values argument that Cartlidge is quite open about. Policy in opposition is not just preparation for government – it is a signal of intent, a way of communicating what the party stands for at a moment when it is renewing and can’t make specific announcements of commissioning a new ship, for example, while making it sound believable right now. 2029 is still far away, so the opposition defence review he speaks of is a long-term project, and one that will be built up with those specific policies nearer the time.
But this is not to be too cynical about it. “It’s critical,” Cartlidge says. “I don’t want to repeat the same mistake should we find ourselves in government. We don’t want to waste months without specific plans.” That is a sensible ambition.
The security environment is not in doubt and defence is migrating – with some speed – from the margins of British political debate to somewhere near its centre. As opposition pitches go, it is not immediately the most stirring, but if it means there is an implementable defence plan come 2029 then it is a venture worth completing.
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UK Ex PM Condemns Trump Over Iran War Handling
A former British prime minister has condemned Donald Trump’s handling of the war in Iran.
Sir John Major suggested the US-Israeli bombing campaign, which began nearly three weeks ago, was illegal and said the US president had no idea how the conflict will end.
“There was no diplomatic attempt to obtain a UN resolution to give legality to the war,” the former Tory PM said in a speech on Wednesday night. “No nation – other than Israel – was even consulted.
“This was despite the fact that the war was bound have much wider repercussions across the Middle East and beyond. Many nations will pay a price for this war.
“Hostilities will not end when bombing stops. Old hatreds will linger. New hatreds will have been born. A new generation may have been radicalised. Retaliation may be deferred, but it is likely to come.”
Major, who was prime minister at the time of the first Gulf War in Iraq in the early 1990s, added: “No exit strategy is known. The president demanded surrender. He is unlikely to get it.”
In a thinly-veiled swipe at Keir Starmer, he also criticised world leaders for trying to “tiptoe round the president to avoid upsetting him”.
“Although I understand that, I do not agree with it,” he said.
“Sovereign states that demean themselves will be seen as subordinates and not allies. That is not a role for the UK.
“If we disagree with American policy we should say so – as a friend that cares for the wellbeing of an ally. Statesmen do this in private ‒ not in public.”
Major, who was prime minister from 1990 until 1997, also hit out at some of Trump’s other forays into foreign affairs.
He said: “Uncertainty was reinforced by the president’s dismissive attitude to Europe, his demands for the ownership of Greenland – the territory of a Nato ally.
“And his expressed view that the incursion of Ukraine by Russia was solely a problem for Europe. This is not the America we have known.”
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Bob Seely: What’s wrong with the Foreign Office – and how to put it right
Dr Robert Seely MBE is author of ‘The New Total War’, ConservativeHome’s foreign affairs columnist and a former Conservative MP.
As the worn cliché had it, within living memory the British civil service was a Rolls-Royce machine—so smooth and effective was its operation. The Foreign Office (currently called the Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Office, FCDO), with its bowler-hatted mandarins, was the Silver Ghost of that machine: the best of the best.
Those days — at least for now — are gone. It’s a deep shame for many reasons, not least because a powerful Foreign Office capable of leading Britain’s worldwide engagement is more important than ever. So, what’s wrong with the Foreign Office, and how can it be put right? I spent a few years watching and interacting with it in various roles; soldier, MP and member of the Foreign Affairs Committee. I’ve also read carefully what others have had to say, so here’s my take.
The Foreign Office’s problems have been caused by a decline in the quality of thinking, leading to questionable values, policies and decisions, made worse by poor management. None are terminal. All are fixable with the right mix of leadership, culture, and strategic clarity. There are still good people who want to make a difference. But they are being drowned out by mediocrity at an institutional and political level.
From the 1990s onwards, IMHO, Britain increasingly outsourced hard power — war — to the United States, and some soft power — especially trade — to the European Union. The Foreign Office’s role shifted from being a prime mover and thinker to that of a moderator, shaping others rather than outcomes. It became inward-facing and increasingly focused on process. At the same time, the PM’s office and Cabinet Office encroached on its functions as our system became increasingly semi-presidential.
Where it retained freedom of action, particularly in the developing world, too much of its work focused on a morally confused aid policy to alleviate left-wing post-imperial guilt — pointless given our wonderful Empire had already receded into history.
Worse, that aid policy was overwhelmingly economic. The result was to expend large sums, sometimes badly, on questionable projects, while undervaluing and underfunding two critical instruments of British global influence: the Armed Forces and the BBC World Service. The Armed Forces, with its long history of counter-insurgency operations and training newly independent states’ armed forces, have been uniquely effective at peacekeeping and military capacity-building, both essential foundations of stability. The BBC World Service, regardless of the obvious failings of the domestic BBC, remains a unique global force for free speech, and societal development depends as much on freedom of thought as freedom of trade. Both have been left to wither.
All the above trends weakened the Foreign Office’s ability to think independently. Strategy, purpose, and even pride steadily eroded. Collectively, the FCDO lost the art of thinking strategically and retreated to narcissistic virtue signalling. Whilst it made the FCDO and Whitehall mandarins feel better, it’s confused our allies.
I’ll give you a personal example. I was at a high-powered Bahrain conference in 2021 (the Bahrainis paid, I hasten to add). Britain’s National Security Advisor was speaking. For everyone else there, ministers, generals and ambassadors from Gulf and Western nations, the discussion had been of war and how to avoid it. Yet our National Security Advisor (NSA) stands up and lectures the audience on climate change. I am literally pinching myself and thinking, ‘am I going a bit mad here, am I missing something?’ It’s late 2021; our Gulf allies have thousands of Iranian missiles pointed at them (which are now being used). An intense proxy war was underway between Iran, Saudi Arabia and Israel. In Europe, Russia was preparing for war with Ukraine; but ‘our’ plodder gets up to lecture the audience on turtles or some such. You could feel the awkwardness in the room.
I was then a backbench MP and under no illusion as to my general irrelevance, but I told the ambassador and a minister or two that the next time I heard the NSA talk about fish when everyone else was talking about war, I would stand up at whatever forum we were at and denounce him and the Gov’t. Nothing for me so perfectly summed up our painful, self-inflicted irrelevance – how we replaced hard thinking with narcissistic gestures masquerading as soft power (and who is ‘following’ our global, moral lead on net zero? Answer: no one).
Former diplomat Ameer Kotecha wrote of his experiences recently in The Times. He talked of how the Foreign Office had become sidetracked. It’s worth a read if you have access. Government lawyers see risk, not opportunities. Our national interest has been, “sacrificed to unquestioning worship of international law, the demands of noisy activist groups, or the appeasing of sectarian voting blocs.” He was right. On the day that Afghanistan fell, the Foreign Office was busy taking part in a World Afro Day (yes, the haircut) celebration. Words fail me – and that doesn’t happen often. Aide staff have even refused, he said, to work in the Foreign Office because it was a “colonial building.” That this was allowed under a nominally Conservative government should shame all true conservatives.
I agree about lawyers, not only in the Foreign Office, but in the Ministry of Defence too. I saw enough painful conversations about ‘permissions sets’ to see how our ability to act had been undermined by the Governmental fear of human rights lawyers and ambulance-chasing bottom-feeders who were using Labour’s slew of human rights laws to attack our ability to act – so-called lawfare. Yet the irony was that our own politicians had made this possible, not some foreign foe. Indeed, as a lawyer, The Telegraph reported that Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer himself helped to lay the groundwork in 2005 for the flood of failed investigations into British troops in Iraq.
Sad to say, when senior FO officials came before the Foreign Affairs Select Committee, I sometimes looked at them and thought, “really, is that the best we have?” I hated feeling that way. I wanted to be proud of them. Yet they seemed uninspiring and process-obsessed, lacking in ‘umph’, passion or even confidence. The good ones stood out because they were rare. And some of the driven ones were sometimes driven by an open contempt for Brexit. They carried the prejudices of the woke elite.
The ongoing Chagos debacle encapsulates the decline in both ideas and personnel. The decision to give away the Chagos Islands—and the strategically vital Diego Garcia base—was driven by a decolonising clique within the Foreign Office and an even smaller gaggle of human rights types around Starmer. It was justified by reference to a non-binding legal opinion from a dubious court populated by state appointees from Russia and China, following a non-binding UN vote, and at an estimated cost of $35 billion.
Has there even been a better example of financial and strategic self-harm?
I debated Chagos on the BBC with a former very senior diplomat. The obsession with giving the territory away was without a conceivable explanation. Yet it, and closer relations with the EU, are the only policies that the FO – and Prime Minister Starmer – have consistently pushed since Labour came to power. Psychologically, Chagos felt to me like the revenge of Remain FCDO Mandarins. It was, in undiplomatic language, a punishment beating on a nation that had the temerity to reject the FCDO’s Remainer caste. The message was: if we can’t slavishly follow the EU, we’ll slavishly follow international law; but on no account must the FCDO prioritise something so vulgar as the UK national interest.
If officials have been poor, so has the decline in our political leadership. Too often, ministers had little real interest in foreign affairs or were given roles as patronage ‘thank yous’ following years of being jobbing ministers. Those who did have ideas were rarely in post long enough to implement them. Liz Truss might have shaken things up, particularly on China, but she didn’t last. Rishi Sunak, the patron saint of managerialists, either lacked the appetite or the time for structural reform. Since Brexit, no ministerial team has truly gripped and reshaped the Foreign Office.
It goes without saying that the current crop of Labour ministers and the Prime Minister, have doubled down on almost every negative trend and trait that I’ve highlighted here; from process-obsession, to the de-colonising political correctness agenda, to poor laughable leadership (David Lammy, Yvette Cooper?).
However, for the sake of balance, I should say that it is not all bad. King’s College’s foreign policy advisor John Bew has done some good thinking. There are some shoots of growth around the woke deadwood. We are starting to take economic issues – including supply chains – seriously, to think more clearly about technology and hard power, and to recognise that the world is a more dangerous place. The 2021 integrated review was important.
But, but, but, we were slow off the mark, and there is still a long way to go, especially on China, our single most important long-term adversary. We lack any policy coherence on how to deal with it, effectively agreeing to disagree within government. That is not a policy, but an absence of one.
So, we need a Foreign Office with pride in the nation it serves, capable of pursuing a clear Britain-first foreign policy and capable of defining our national interest in a more muscular way whilst continuing to work with an extraordinarily wide range of allies across the world. Change is needed, and in the coming weeks, I’ll suggest some potential solutions. Thanks for reading so far.
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MPs can’t stay silent on this grotesque experiment on kids
Parliament is packed with Westminster weasels dodging a very simple question: is it ethical to run medical experiments on children who are confused about their sex?
Most Labour and Liberal Democrat MPs have ducked responsibility entirely, terrified that stepping into the so-called culture war might dent their career prospects. In reality, the toxicity in this debate has come from only one direction: furious and entitled transgender activists.
Last Tuesday, politicians, including many who have previously shirked the issue, were finally confronted. A coalition including LGB Alliance UK, the Women’s Rights Network and Sex Matters organised a mass lobby of parliament over the NHS-backed Pathways Trial, which will prevent more than 200 healthy children from undergoing puberty. Around one hundred people travelled from across the UK to demand meetings with their MPs and to call for the controversial study to be scrapped.
Among them was a mother who had taken time off work to meet her MP, Liberal Democrat Danny Chambers, after witnessing in her local school ‘the level of fear from teachers afraid to say the wrong thing’. She described the conversation as constructive. ‘We made some progress’, she said. ‘He is a vet and understands the science.’
Another attendee was a lesbian detransitioner who had been prescribed puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones as a young woman, and now lives with the permanent consequences. A gay man told me he had travelled to parliament because, had he grown up nowadays, his effeminate behaviour might have triggered a referral to a gender clinic. ‘When I was a kid I was camp’, he said. ‘All my friends were girls and I was desperate to fit in. Today that would be treated as evidence that I was meant to be female.’ These concerns are not hypothetical. Estimates suggest that between 80 and 90 per cent of young people referred to gender-identity services are same-sex attracted.
Kate Barker, chief executive of LGB Alliance, said the lobbying effort had forced the issue on to MPs’ desks. ‘They now know that silence will be considered complicity by their constituents’, she said. ‘Prescribing powerful drugs to healthy children, most of whom would grow up to be lesbian, gay or bisexual, will be considered the medical scandal of our generation.’
The Pathways Trial, recommended by Dr Hilary Cass in her 2024 review, and reluctantly nodded through by health secretary Wes Streeting, is already descending into farce. The NHS-funded study, led by King’s College London, has been halted following an intervention by the Medicines and Healthcare Products Regulatory Agency (MHRA). The regulator raised concerns that it may not be ethical to enrol children as young as 14 in a trial whose ‘expected effects’, as the MHRA delicately puts it, include sterilisation, when puberty blockers are followed by cross-sex hormones.
The controversy has since been compounded by a row involving the regulator itself. Professor Jacob George, the MHRA’s chief medical and scientific officer, who raised the safety concerns that halted the trial, was subsequently recused after an old post emerged in which he described JK Rowling as a ‘treasure of our time’. George also expressed concern about ‘the denial of basic biological fact’ in relation to the male boxer Imane Khelif. Apparently, in the topsy-turvy world of gender medicine, George’s apparent view that biology exists makes him too ‘biased’ to be involved in the trial.
Yet beyond the row over Pathways lies a deeper absurdity. Thousands of former Tavistock patients have already been given puberty blockers. But like schoolchildren hiding bad report cards, NHS adult gender services have refused to hand over the results of these immoral experiments. Last month, the UK government changed the law to force their release. Under the new legislation, the records of around 9,000 children treated at the Tavistock clinic before it closed in 2023 will be linked with adult NHS files to see how these patients have actually fared. This makes the Pathways Trial all the more unnecessary.
Many adults remain heavily invested in the myth of the ‘transgender child’. Some undoubtedly have less than wholesome motivations, whether fetishising prepubescent bodies or seeking a medical gloss for their own desire to present as the opposite sex. Others may sincerely believe they are helping a persecuted minority or supporting relatives who identify as transgender. Labour’s Emily Thornberry has spoken publicly about having a female cousin who identifies as male. She says it is her ‘business is to love him and protect him from bullying’ (sic).
It seems the voters are catching on faster than their elected representatives. A poll last December found that 67 per cent agree puberty blockers should never be given to under-18s ‘even as part of a clinical trial’.
Prescribing puberty blockers to children because they believe they are the opposite sex is about as ethical as giving Ozempic to anorexics. The Tavistock scandal exposed a medical system that abandoned its most fundamental duty – do no harm – under activist pressure. The Pathways Trial suggests those same mistakes are still being made, because our political class would rather allow an unnecessary experiment on children than risk angering trans zealots.
MPs can no longer pretend this is someone else’s problem. If they lack the courage to face the issue and tell the truth, they have no business making decisions about the welfare of children. Indeed, they have no business being in parliament at all.
Jo Bartosch is co-author of Pornocracy. Order it here.
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Elizabeth Campbell: The Government’s sly plans for a Mansion Tax must be vigorously resisted
Cllr Elizabeth Campbell is the Leader of Kensington and Chelsea Council
The Government has crossed the tax Rubicon.
For the first time in modern British history, they have levied a tax not on what you earn, nor on what you spend, not even on what you inherit. But on the assets you own.
And the asset they have chosen to target? Your home.
The Government will shortly be launching a Consultation on the administration of their so-called Mansion Tax.
This is not a tax on income, profit or gain. It is a tax on having a roof over your head.
What generations of Britons worked and saved to achieve, the security of home ownership, is now treated by this Government as a taxable benefit.
The implications are profound. Mainstream socialism has shifted its ground. It is no longer satisfied with income envy, punishing successful businesses and individuals through ever-higher taxation. It now wants property envy.
Nothing, it seems, is beyond reach. The family home itself is now fair game in Labour’s relentless pursuit of more welfare, more state, and more tax.
Here in Kensington and Chelsea, 21 per cent of homes will be liable for this charge, many of them modest flats, far from so-called mansions. Close to a quarter of our residents will now face bills of up to £7,000 a year. Not because they have done anything wrong. Not because they have earned more or spent more. Simply because they own the home they live in.
Perhaps the Government realises quite how unpopular this is. Because under current proposals, they are trying to get it through on the sly. Extraordinarily, they are suggesting it be called a Council Tax levy – extraordinary because Councils will not see a penny.
The Government is demanding that Councils carry out the role of a debt-collector. Processing bills our residents do not want, for a tax we don’t support, all because this Government is afraid to make the tough decisions needed to reduce the size of the state.
Where does this end? Opening the door to a tax on wealth means the Government could be coming next for the art on your wall, the furniture in your bedroom or your car on the street outside.
And how will people react? France tried something similar. Billions in capital left the country and the tax was quietly abandoned. We should think carefully before we repeat that mistake. This Government’s policies have already led to much of the business class leave; do we really want to chase what remains overseas?
The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea Council will oppose this measure in the strongest possible terms. We Conservatives believe in the freedom to live in your own home, free from a government that sees your front door as just another revenue stream.
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Teen Slang 2026 Explained: City Boy, Mid, Choppelgangers And More
If you’re often left confused by what your teenager is saying, you’ve come to the right place.
There’s not a week that goes by where Gen Alpha (and indeed, Gen Z) aren’t coming up with new phrases and coining words which rapidly spread across the internet, mainly TikTok, like wildfire.
Last year saw the rise of six-seven, which somehow achieved global status as a nonsensical term kids shouted out at all opportunities – often if someone innocently mentioned those numbers in conversation. (A real-life nightmare for any poor teacher who told their kids to turn to page 67 in exercise books.)
There have also been popular portmanteaus (like choppelganger), brain rot-inspired phrases (remember Ballerina Cappuccina?) and a whole lot of insults.
Without further ado, here’s a quick rundown of all the things kids say nowadays, what they mean, and where they appear to have originated. We’ll keep updating the article as and when more phrases drop – so keep checking back to keep up with the latest lingo.
Mid
When Gen Alpha uses it, “mid” means mediocre or of disappointing quality. If you’re described as “mid” by a teenager then they’re basically saying you are… average.
According to Merriam-Webster, “mid” serves to express that something falls short of expectations, or isn’t impressive.
The dictionary notes that this slang term is thought to have come from a shortening of the term mid-grade, “a designation in cannabis culture of medium quality”.
City boy
“City boy, city boy” is the call of Gen Alpha currently, with TikTok creator and teacher Philip Lindsay noting kids in his class have been saying it.
“It’s a meme from an old video clip that they’re just repeating,” explained the teacher, who is based in the US. The memes actually first did the rounds in 2022 and appear to be popular again – such is the bizarre nature of the internet.
The City Boy meme originates from a clip from the animated series, Gravity Falls. In one early episode, from 2012, a police officer character named Deputy Durland makes fun of the main character who comes from the city and thinks he can solve a local crime. Cue, Durland and his colleague mocking him and shouting: “City boyyyy, city boyyyyy.”
From a Gen Alpha perspective, Mr Lindsay suggested the phrase doesn’t really mean anything and kids are just shouting it out at all opportunities – a bit like six-seven.
Unc
This is short for “uncle”. And, per Merriam-Webster’s dictionary, it’s “often used humorously to indicate old age” and may imply “someone is old, getting old, or acting older than their age”.
Unc status may also be awarded to someone who “exhibit[s] behaviours that are considered outdated or out of touch”.
Lowkenuinely
Lowkenuinely is a combination of ‘lowkey’ and ‘genuinely’, which describes expressing something sincere in a casual, laid-back way, according to experts at language platform Preply.
Essentially, it is a TikTok-era way of saying something is real or heartfelt. So, an example might be: “I lowkenuinely love this song” or “I’m lowkenuinely not going to make it through this exam”.
Washed
According to linguistic expert Esteban Touma, from language learning platform Babbel, washed is a slang word used broadly across Gen Z, “referring to something that has declined in skill, popularity or relevance”.
So basically, they use it to refer to something that’s past its prime and no longer en vogue.
Chopped
In Gen Z and Gen Alpha speak, it means “ugly”.
In some cases, younger generations have been calling people, mainly girls, chuzz – a less-than-friendly portmanteau of “chopped” and “huzz”, which means “ugly hoes”.
If your child’s been called chopped at school, here’s some advice on handling it.
Some kids have also been using ‘chopped’ to describe anything they don’t like. (So basically, “that’s chopped” became the equivalent of “that sucks”.)
Choppelganger
Choppelganger is a portmanteau of ‘chopped’ (aka ugly), and ‘doppelganger’, which is a person who resembles someone else. So basically, it’s calling someone a less-attractive lookalike of someone else.
Clock it
This one seems to have many meanings, but mostly young people seem to be using clock it as a sassy and subtle way to call someone out. They’ll often tap their middle finger to their thumb while saying it.
Some people might even say, “I clocked that tea”, which is kind of like saying you’ve exposed or called out the truth.
Parents.com noted that “clock it” has roots in drag and ballroom culture, “where ‘to clock’ someone meant to notice something about them that might not be immediately obvious, especially something they were trying to hide”.
Chat
This is an easy one to remember. According to Gabb’s guide to teen slang, chat is quite simply used “to refer to a group of people, like friends or people in their class”.
It can also be used to describe a person, as Slate explains: “It’s both singular and plural. It’s both second and third person. Everybody, regardless of the size of the intended audience, is chat.”
TikTok creator and teacher Philip Lindsay, who is known for his explainers on what kids are saying, shared in a video that “chat originates from the world that these kids are growing up in: Snapchats, group chats and, most importantly, live-streaming chats”.
Aura (and aura farming)
Aura is a term kids increasingly use to describe how cool or uncool something (usually a person) is. You can gain aura by doing something cool – but equally you can lose it by doing something uncool.
Aura farming is the act of doing something to try and convince people you have aura. And it can be seen as pretty cringe, as The Guardian explains: “Where there is cool, there is also cringe. They are two sides of the same coin. And trying too hard to aura farm is not cool.
“If someone from Gen Alpha or Z says you’re aura farming, pay attention to the tone. If it’s accusatory, they’re mocking you. If they’re laughing, they’re mocking you.”
Crash out
Initially, crash out – as defined by Urban Dictionary – described “going insane and/or doing something stupid”.
But over time it’s evolved to become an all-encompassing term for “the unfiltered actions of a person who is angry, anxious, confused, stressed out, or experiencing mental health issues”, according to Vox.
“It can describe a range of behaviour, from emotional outbursts to altercations to withdrawals. There are a lot of ways that ‘crashing out’ can look, but like obscenity, you know it when you see it.”
As with a few slang terms currently being used by younger generations, multiple sources suggest “crash out” stems from African American Vernacular English (or AAVE).
Ohio
Despite it sounding pretty inoffensive, Merriam-Webster suggested Ohio – as in, the state in the United States – is used to describe something as “weird, awkward, cringeworthy, or otherwise undesirable or bad in some way”.
The online dictionary said the term can also be used to mean boring or foolish.
According to the Cincinnati Enquirer, it probably originates from a number of Ohio-related memes which have become popular in the 2020s.
Huzz
It’s worth pulling your kid up on using this – even if they mean no harm by saying it.
Mr Lindsay said last year kids at school were using the words huzz (and bruzz, and gruzz). He explained: “Basically, huzz is a replacement for hoes.”
The teacher added that “in it’s most innocent form – meaning it’s a kid that doesn’t really understand what they’re saying – it’s used to reference a group of girls or a group of women”.
“But a lot of kids are aware of the true meaning of the word,” he noted.
Glazing
In TikTok video, Aaron Makelky, an AI teacher and consultant, asked one of his Gen Z students to explain glazing to him, to which the student replied it’s “basically overhyping someone or having a biased opinion towards another person”.
The online dictionary Merriam-Webster explained further that the word glaze or glazing – aka showering someone or something with excessive praise – usually carries “a note of disapproval”.
“The word is often used in online fandoms of sports, movies, anime, etc., to suggest not just that someone’s praise is over-the-top, but that it is unwarranted, and even annoying to the individual who does not like the person/thing being glazed,” according to the dictionary.
Parade adds that: “Glaze is when you praise someone too much to the point of it being annoying or cringe.”
Six-seven
Perhaps the biggest trend of 2025 was when kids everywhere became obsessed with “six-seven” – to the point where some teachers banned kids from saying it in class.
The saying seems to have originated from the drill rap Doot Doot (6 7) by Skrilla and was also associated with basketball player LaMelo Ball who is 6′7″.
According to Parents: “Some say it means ‘so-so’, especially since kids often pair the phrase with an up-and-down hand motion. Others argue it refers to a person who is tall, some think it stands for a basketball term, and so on.”
But Mr Lindsay said in an explainer video: “It’s actually meaningless. It means nothing.”
Gurt
In a video explainer on the word, Mr Lindsay said the meaning of gurt is “confusing”, as people seem to use it in two different ways.
The first way refers to a joke where someone says “Yoghurt” and a character called Gurt replies: “Yo”. According to Know Your Meme (KYM), this actually dates back to 2012, but took off last year thanks to videos on TikTok.
Mr Lindsay said “in this scenario, the proper response to someone saying ‘gurt’ is ‘yo’ and vice versa, if somebody says ‘yo’ you say ‘gurt’”. So, it’s basically a greeting.
The teacher explained that the term evolved over time and developed a different meaning, “to do something smart yet dangerous”.

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Tuff
Tuff might be used by kids to describe someone who’s tough. But the general consensus on social media is it’s like a compliment – it can be used to describe something that’s really cool, awesome or even impressive.
Although there are also some who might use it in a very different way, for example, saying “damn that’s tuff” in a similar vein to how you’d say “too bad” or “that’s unfortunate”.
Ballerina Cappuccina
Trending in 2025, kids were saying “Ballerina Cappuccina, mi mi mi mi” thanks to an AI-generated meme based on a character who has a human body and facial features, but a cappuccino head.
Good boy
Last year, a trend emerged among kids where they would ask someone to do them a favour and when that person did it for them, they’d respond: “good boy” (or “good girl”).
According to Parents, the trend emerged on TikTok when someone asked a police officer for their badge number and name. When the officer provided the information, the person responded with “good boy” – and so a quietly hideous trend was born, which eventually seeped into children’s vocabulary.
It’s used as a way to mock someone, so if your kid uses it with their friends (or even you), a therapist has shared some tips on how to talk to them about it.
Sigma
Sigma typically refers to a type of guy who is a lone wolf and doesn’t follow the pack – someone who is considered successful and cool, but on their own terms.
Kids have been using it in a simpler way, however, to describe something as “cool” or “the best”.
For example: “Those trainers are so sigma.”
Bop
Bop is being used as an offensive term to call someone else, usually girls or women, promiscuous.
According to dictionary site Merriam-Webster, it’s thought to have originated from a rap song called Lala Bop.
“In 2023 a trend spread on TikTok and other social media platforms, in which people would tag users, generally young women, with lala bop, in an implication that the person was sexually promiscuous, or overly immodest in the way that they presented themselves online,” the site explained.
“Following the introduction of lala bop the word began to be used as simply bop, or as school bop (implying that the person had many sexual partners at a particular school).”
The site added that the word is “considered harmful” and is typically an example of “cyberbullying”.
Read more on what to do if your child is called a ‘bop’ here.
Politics
How E-catalog Helps Parents in the UK Compare Children’s Products
Finding the right products for children is rarely simple. From prams and car seats to baby monitors and educational toys, parents in the UK face a huge range of options. Prices vary between retailers, specifications can be confusing, and new models appear constantly. This is where E-catalog, a growing price comparison platform, is becoming a valuable tool for British families.
E-catalog works as a comprehensive shopping guide designed to simplify product research and price comparison. Instead of browsing dozens of online stores separately, parents can search for a product once and instantly see offers from multiple retailers. This saves time and makes it easier to identify the best price available on the market.
A Convenient Way to Compare Children’s Products
When shopping for children, safety and reliability are just as important as price. E-catalog helps parents compare not only costs but also product specifications. For example, when choosing a stroller, users can review details such as weight, folding mechanism, wheel type and safety features. The platform gathers this information in one place, allowing buyers to evaluate different models without switching between multiple websites.
Another useful feature is the filtering system. Parents can narrow results by brand, price range, age group or specific characteristics. Whether someone is searching for a lightweight buggy for travel or a high-tech baby monitor with smartphone connectivity, the platform helps refine the selection quickly.
Transparent Prices Across Retailers
One of the main advantages of E-catalog is price transparency. The platform shows how much the same product costs in different online stores across the UK. This allows parents to avoid overpaying and choose the most favourable offer.
In many cases, the difference between retailers can be surprisingly large. A child’s car seat or cot might vary by tens of pounds depending on the store. By comparing prices in a single interface, shoppers can make informed decisions without spending hours researching.
Reviews and Ratings from Real Users
Parents often rely on the experiences of others before buying products for their children. E-catalog includes reviews and ratings that help shoppers understand how items perform in everyday use. These insights can reveal practical details that are not always obvious from manufacturer descriptions.
For instance, a pushchair may look ideal in photos but might be difficult to fold or heavy to carry. Reading comments from other parents provides a more realistic perspective and helps avoid disappointing purchases.
Saving Time in a Busy Routine
Modern families rarely have spare time for lengthy product research. Between work, childcare and daily responsibilities, convenience matters. E-catalog reduces the time needed to find reliable products at a good price. With a single search, parents can compare options, read reviews and check specifications.
This efficiency is particularly helpful when preparing for a new baby, when families often need to purchase several items within a short period.
A Growing Resource for UK Shoppers
As online shopping continues to expand in Britain, platforms that simplify decision-making are becoming increasingly popular. E-catalog is positioning itself as a practical assistant for parents who want clarity, transparency and convenience when choosing children’s products.
By combining product information, price comparison and user feedback, the service makes shopping more manageable. For UK families looking to balance quality, safety and cost, E-catalog offers a straightforward way to find the best options available.
Politics
Labour Should Pledge EU Reentry Says Sadiq Khan
In comments which will be seen as a direct challenge to Keir Starmer, the London mayor said it was time for the party to “be bold”.
In an interview with Italian newspaper La Repubblica, Khan repeated his call for Britain to rejoin the EU customs union and single market in this parliament – a move already ruled out by the prime minister.
But he said Labour should go even further by pledging to take the UK back into the EU if it wins the next election, which is expected in 2029.
Khan said: “I’m quite clear. On the ballot paper of the next general election is a vote for Labour, a vote to rejoin the European Union, and we should be unequivocal about the benefits of the European Union because we’ve now seen the alternative.
“We’ve now seen what happens when you’re outside the European Union: less investment in the UK, less exports to the European Union.”
Politics
Spinal injuries podcast should have existed years ago
When I sustained my spinal cord injuries (SCI) 36 years ago, I felt very alone. With no internet or social media, I found it difficult to find people with similar injuries or even hear stories of those like me.
I Didn’t Plan on This
Thankfully, this is changing. To help those newly injured, the Spinal Injuries Association has launched a podcast series called I Didn’t Plan on This, with each episode focusing on different people and topics.
Each episode is packed with information and positive stories of how people with SCI managed to overcome barriers, and live lives they never thought they would be able to do when they were first injured. The current episode features Paralympian stars Hannah Cockroft and Nathan Maguire. It’s about sport, but also access.
The Spinal Injuries Association said:
This episode is part of a series we have launched to bring a wider understanding of the impact of spinal cord injury to the public who may have limited knowledge and experience of meeting anyone with a SCI.
It is also hoped that those who are newly injured and struggling to cope with the impact will discover this series and find some hope and a path to support as well as a new community that they thought might never be possible through connecting with Spinal Injuries Association.
As we’ve recently been watching the Winter Paralympics, this episode gives listeners a glimpse into para-sport, and the dedication and training it takes for high-level athletics. But also, how taking part in sport can be beneficial mentally, whether that is with a goal of the Olympics in mind or just to keep fit and meet others.
On this sport episode of the podcast, we are also taken behind the shiny medal ceremonies and red-carpet events, where there is another story. This story is about acceptance, access and equal treatment.
Superstars told to go round the back
For a moment, imagine that you are one of these para-athletes. You’ve not only had to deal with significant disabilities, like spinal injuries, but also the years of training for a new sport have finally paid off, and you have achieved a medal, maybe even a gold medal on the world stage. Just like the able-bodied athletes you are at a high-profile, red-carpet event to celebrate your achievements.
But as you wait in line, fizzing with anticipation, you are told the event isn’t fully wheelchair accessible. So, after being on the red carpet, you’ll have to access the venue via the kitchens. Just imagine how that feels.
This is what happened to Olympian Hannah Cockroft. In the podcast, Hannah reveals more, as she recounts this story and how she felt about it.
Her husband Nathan Maguire also told a story about being at an expensive hotel, but rather than checking in like any other visitor at the front, he was informed that the wheelchair access was through a door at the back of the hotel between the bins.
So, if being a high-profile medal winner, or staying at a costly hotel doesn’t guarantee equal treatment, how can we expect it for anyone else with a disability? That’s one of the questions this episode of the podcast poses.
Breaking stereotypes around spinal injuries
Despite these problems with access, what shines through is how Hannah and her husband have managed to break through the stereotypes of what people with disabilities can do and will show others that they can break through too.
The Spinal Injuries Association has said about this podcast series:
A spinal cord injury changes everything.
Through honest conversations and inspiring personal stories, this series shows what’s possible when determination meets the right support. You’ll hear from individuals who refused to let circumstance define them, proving that life after injury is still full of opportunity, connection and meaning.
All those years ago, when I was newly injured, this podcast would’ve been something that would’ve helped me. That’s because at that time I thought my options were limited and that I wouldn’t be able to do what I had planned for my life.
I also think it would’ve helped those caring for me. So, if you have a SCI or not, these podcasts are a good listen or watch and you can find them here:
I Didn’t Plan on This podcast on Spotify
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