The Stone Roses Bar in King Street has taken to social media after a number of stickers reading ‘voice activated’ popped up on machines around the bar including the jukebox, the phone charger machine, and even the hand dryers in the men’s toilets.

Bar manager Joel Langton, 31, said that the mystery started on Saturday morning when the bar’s owner, Joel Bray, came in and spotted the first sticker on the jukebox – with the rest found by staff over the next few days.

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He said: “He put it in our staff group chat and asked if it was meant to be on there for any reason. Later that afternoon when I came into work, I went up to the toilets and noticed the one on the hand dryer as I was going to dry my hands.

“I sent a picture of it to Joel who said it was hilarious and they were going to be all over the pub. So, we had a laugh about it, then yesterday morning, I finally saw the last one on the phone charger machine a few days after. That’s why we did a post on socials to see if anyone owns up to it.”

The special voice activated hand dryer in the men’s toilet (Image: Stone Roses Bar)

Joel said that the staff had found the whole thing and reactions to it to be ‘hilarious’, but (un)fortunately, as far as they were aware, nobody had been fooled by it.

The team at Stone Roses also suspects that the culprits behind the stickers are likely male students, but that if someone is able to prove that they were behind it, they’ve earned a handshake and a pint.

Joel added: “It’s hilarious and we love a harmless prank. It’s a bit annoying that we’ve got to peel them off and get the sticky stuff off, but that’s about it really.

The sticker on the jukebox (Image: Stone Roses Bar)

“We haven’t seen anyone put them up – they’ve done it really secretly. Before we opened yesterday, I had time to skim through the cameras at the jukebox, but you can’t really see when it happened because there’s always someone stood in front of it.

“It’s funny, because we’ve got our own label maker, so we had to check to make sure it was still locked up. Turns our stickers are smaller than the ones that were put up, but it would have been really funny if it had been one of our staff.”

An oncologist traveling on the cruise ship at the center of a hantavirus outbreak says he’s the lone American isolated at a special biocontainment unit in Nebraska.

Dr. Stephen Kornfeld of Bend, Oregon, says he volunteered to help care for fellow passengers who began getting sick aboard the MV Hondius in April. He was among more than 120 passengers and crew evacuated from the ship, and flown to different countries to enter quarantine.

While 15 other Americans are being monitored at the National Quarantine Unit at the University of Nebraska Medical Center in Omaha, Kornfeld was the only one taken to a separate unit after a nasal swab he took on the ship tested positive for the virus.

“I feel wonderful, 100%,” Kornfeld told CNN’s “Erin Burnett OutFront” on a video call from his hospital room Tuesday.

He said there was a period on the ship when he came down with flu-like symptoms including night sweats, chills and fatigue but he said he has no symptoms now.

The World Health Organization said Wednesday that a total of 11 hantavirus cases linked to the cruise have been reported worldwide, including three deaths. Eight cases have been confirmed by laboratory tests.

Kornfeld said a nasal swab he took on the ship was later tested twice in the Netherlands. One result came back negative, the other positive. He’s now awaiting results from a new test taken when he returned to the U.S.

“The initial test that we received was from abroad and it was inconclusive in its results,” Dr. David Fitter of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention told reporters Wednesday. “So we’re in the process of testing currently and we hope to have those results back in a day or so.”

In addition to the passengers taken to Nebraska, two other Americans are being monitored at the serious communicable disease unit at Emory University Hospital in Atlanta.

Health authorities say it is the first hantavirus outbreak on a cruise ship. While there is no cure or vaccine for hantavirus, the WHO says early detection and treatment improves survival rates.

Public health officials say the risk to the general public from the cruise ship outbreak is low. Hantavirus usually spreads from rodent droppings and is not easily transmitted between people, though the Andes virus detected on the Hondius may be able to spread between people in rare cases.

The WHO is recommending that passengers and crew from the cruise ship stay in quarantine, either at home or other facilities, for 42 days.

Kornfeld described his quarters in Nebraska as a hospital room with a comfortable bed.

“It’s a little weird being in here by myself,” he said. “But the nurses come in, the doctors come in. I’m on WhatsApp all the time. It’s really amazing how quickly time flies.”

The US Vice-President has made a not-so-subtle dig at Donald Trump’s 11-year stint as host on NBC reality game show The Apprentice

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US Vice President JD Vance has jumped at the chance to take a jab at Donald Trump, by way of a joke about the now-US President’s time as host on NBC TV programme The Apprentice. When asked during a Washington press conference about Trump polling crowds at a Monday White House dinner about a possible Republican successor, the Vice President replied: “I just don’t think it sounds like the President of the United States to have a televised competition for who would succeed him as his apprentice.” As chuckles and guffaws rang out crowd-wide, he continued: “I just think that’s not at all what you would expect the president to do.” Vance had, of course, been referencing Trump’s 11-year stint hosting NBC’s reality game show and global TV sensation The Apprentice and The Celebrity Apprentice for 11 years. Trump was the centric force to the fan-favourite programme, which ran from 2004 until 2015 when he departed to run for US President.

Vance’s not-so-subtle dig at the US President comes after Trump conducted an informal straw poll in the White House Rose Garden on Monday, asking visiting law enforcement officials and other allies at the dinner if they preferred either him or Rubio as next in line. Trump told his guests on Monday: “I don’t know who’s it going to be — Is it going to be JD, is it going to be somebody else? I don’t know,” he said. The US president then turned to his guests to hear their views. He asked: “OK, who likes JD Vance?” To tepid applause, Trump then asked: “Who likes Marco Rubio?” Speaking in Washington on Wednesday, alongside Medicare and Medicaid administrator Dr Mehmet Oz at a press conference to detail the administration’s latest efforts to combat ‘public benefits fraud’, Vance was quick to add a caveat, telling reporters that Trump has “always been fascinated by politics”.

The Vice President said, therefore, it was only “natural for him to, you know, joke around with us a little bit, to play around with the idea”.

He also seemed a tad uncomfortable about being played off against Rubio, telling reporters there were ‘few topics that I want to talk about less than what office I’m going to run for years down the road’ when asked about a possible joint ticket with the now-US Secretary of State two years from now. Vance was also pressed on recent comments made by the US President, who is currently in China to meet with President Xi Jinping. A reporter could be heard asking Vance during the wide-ranging press conference: “When approaching the war with Iran, do you agree with the President’s position that Americans’ financial situations should not be a consideration in that decision-making process?”

Vance replied that Trump’s word had been taken out of context. He said: “Well, I don’t think the President said that. I think that’s a misrepresentation of what the President said.” “But, look, I agree with the President that Iran should not have a nuclear weapon. We’re obviously engaged in a very aggressive and very engaged diplomatic process to try to ensure that doesn’t happen,” he concluded, adding: “And the President has a lot of options.” Trump, however, did say that he doesn’t consider the financial woes of the average American when making decisions about the US war with Iran, which has seen fuel prices skyrocket and the cost-of-living spike worldwide as a result.

Speaking on the White House South Lawn just before he departed for his diplomatic trip to China, Trump was asked to what extent “Americans’ financial situations” motivated him to strike a deal with Iran. “Not even a little bit,” the US President said. “The only thing that matters when I’m talking about Iran: They can’t have a nuclear weapon. I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation. I don’t think about anybody. I think about one thing — we cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon. That’s all.” A reporter followed up on whether he really wasn’t thinking about the economic impact of the war. “The most important thing by far – including whether our stock market, which, by the way, is at an all-time high – but including whether our stock market goes up or down a little bit, the most important thing by far is Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon,” he said, before adding: “Every American understands.”

Cameron Dickson said he first reported the large tree on Nuttall Lane in Ramsbottom 18 months ago.

The dad-of-two claims he asked the council for details about when the tree was surveyed and believes it has not been reviewed by the council.

The tree overhangs both the highway and Cameron’s garden, he claims.

Cameron said earlier correspondence from the council led him to believe they would maintain the tree, which is why he has not taken action yet.

He said he is unsure what proportion of the tree can be cut back on his side as a landowner.

Cameron, who works in the construction industry, said: “At one point, there were some large twigs, branches, whatever you want to call them, falling into my garden where my two daughters play, and they’re three and one.

“I just think it poses a risk to not only us and my children but also the road users, given that at least 50 per cent of it hangs over the road.”

He said he brought the issue to his local councillor, Gareth Staples-Jones, who Cameron described as “helpful”, but he claims they have not had a response from the council.

Cllr Gareth Staples-Jones said: “Originally, Cam contacted me over a year ago, the council did a site visit and arborists agreed upon inspection the tree needed pruning – as a councillor I’ve chased every month for the last 12 months.

“Every time I chase, I’m given a specific month the tree is to be pruned by, and then we reach that month, the tree has not been touched. Cam and I exchange emails where I apologise, tell him I shall chase up the matter again – I then get given a new date, and the cycle has so far repeated for 12 months.

“I’ve now raised the matter directly with the chief executive of the council.

“Sadly, we’re no further along, and I’ve not received any other updates.

“As a councillor, despite my challenges to escalate the case due to the time taken, I’ve been told by the council that this is not possible given the lack of arborists currently employed by the council, due to historic financial constraints.

“However, I’ve been told that there will be a plan to recruit more arborists in the long term.

“I have previously suggested getting contractors in to clear the backlog and to tackle specific cases, but have again been told that, due to financial constraints, this is not possible. I’ll continue to engage with Cam until we get this resolved.”

Cameron said: “Council tax is up at the moment. They barely empty the bins, and they don’t grit the roads properly.

“If it were anybody else, I would be changing providers, but unfortunately, you can’t do that.

“At what point do things like this constitute us not paying council tax? It’s just not right.

“I’m not a ‘Karen’, you know, I don’t go looking for things like this.”

A council spokesperson said: “We are writing to Mr Dickson to confirm that the work is on our work programme to be carried out before the end of June, to apologise for the delay and to thank him for his patience.

“We can confirm that there is no tree preservation order for the tree, and works will include pruning of the overhanging limbs, without having to access Mr Dickson’s property.

“We take safety very seriously and do a survey of the location every year, with the next review to take place by the end of the year.

“We do need to prioritise urgent safety works, particularly related to the issue of ash dieback disease, but we are working to improve response times where possible.

“Thank you to Cllr Staples-Jones for advocating on the resident’s behalf.”

Whether you call it an Irish goodbye, French leave or filer à l’anglaise (leave in the English style), as the French prefer, the act of quietly slipping out of a party without fanfare is a familiar social impulse. The Brazilians called it sair à francesa (French style), the Germans a Polnischer Abgang (Polish departure), and Australians call it ninja bombing. Whatever name it goes by, the concept is the same: one moment you’re there, the next you’ve vanished into the night without a drawn-out round of explanations, hugs and promises to catch up soon.

The pattern is telling: every culture has a term for it, and every culture blames someone else. That collective deflection suggests we already know, on some level, that slipping out unannounced is a social transgression.

But for those of us with anxiety, that silent exit isn’t rudeness. While etiquette traditionalists will probably insist that leaving without saying goodbye is a social no-no, some psychologists argue that it’s a coping strategy. Here’s why sneaking out without saying goodbye might be the healthiest decision you make all evening.

When you break it down – and let’s be honest, those of us who are anxious, introverted, neurodivergent or dealing with chronic illness have all broken this down into agonising detailed steps – saying goodbye is a loaded cultural ritual. It’s a performance that demands a high degree of social skill, accuracy and nuance.

Goodbyes are high-demand situations and, sadly, by the end of a social occasion, many of us are already depleted and don’t have the energy to handle all the steps involved.

For many of us, socialising can mean feeling overwhelmed, constantly monitoring how we come across, trying to fit into other people’s expectations, comparing ourselves to others and worrying about rejection. It can be exhausting to feel like you’re constantly trying to act like your best version of normal.

When socialising means constantly adapting yourself to other people’s expectations, the healthy choice becomes using your last bit of energy to recharge and take care of yourself. Don’t leave the party completely drained with nothing left to recover with.

Sometimes we want to leave quietly because leaving loudly feels like shouting out: “I matter! Look at me, I’m leaving!” The fact is, many of us sit with the belief that we don’t really matter that much, so we don’t say goodbye because we don’t feel we are worth the performance.

Sometimes a silent exit is about self-respect, minding your energy reserves, even if you really enjoyed the evening. At other times, though, it’s an act of self-erasure. You leave without saying goodbye because you think no one will care, that you don’t matter enough to make a fuss when leaving.

Leaving quietly can become a way to protect yourself from the discomfort of saying goodbye. But the quiet exit cuts both ways. Ask yourself whether leaving without a word made your life bigger – you conserved enough energy to recover and you’re glad to go back next time – or whether it shrank it, adding another reason to avoid socialising altogether.

If you are going to pick apart your goodbye and negatively assess it, the next goodbye will feel even harder. Be careful to reality-test your post-event ruminations. It’s usually not as bad as you think, especially if you are assessing your performance through the distorting lens of anxiety.

The healthiest choice of all

There is always a tension between wanting to belong and wanting to be yourself. If saying goodbye starts to feel so pressured and so performed that you lose any sense of being authentic, then the connection is starting to cost more than it’s worth.

If you feel like you need to be a chameleon to survive the complexities of socialising, the healthiest choice is to find a way to be who you really are. Find a way to tell your friends and family that leaving quietly is something you need because of how your nervous system and psychology are made, and not a reflection of the relationship. Research shows that being your truest self and having the best social connections go hand in hand.

And if you are neurodivergent, being open about what you need can feel like a risk, but it can also be a way to find acceptance, support and understanding when you let people know what you need and like.

If you’re anxious, it’s worth letting your host know in advance that you might need to slip away quietly. Otherwise, there’s a risk that people will read it the wrong way, as coldness or indifference, say.

Get ahead of it by letting people know you’ll leave without saying goodbye, and that you’re grateful to have been invited. Anxious people aren’t bad at relationships. Relationships just work better when everyone understands the other person’s needs.

Less is more

There’s a growing idea that being choosy about your social life isn’t antisocial – some psychologists call it “selective sociality”. Picking your moments carefully means you have more to give when it counts. The goal isn’t to retreat, but to invest in deeper relationships and in real presence, rather than the hollow churn of online contact – unless it supports meaningful connection.

In a world where being seen to do the right thing has begun to outweigh doing the right thing, selective sociality offers a way forward. Knowing our limits and being open about them, when possible, doesn’t weaken connection – it helps create relationships that feel real and sustainable.

If sneaking out without a fuss makes it more likely you will go to the next party, then it’s a choice for more social connection and therefore your health.

Hosted by North and South Lanarkshire councils, the awards celebrate and promote the success and achievements of local businesses.

The 2026 Lanarkshire Business Excellence Awards are now open for applications.

Hosted by North and South Lanarkshire councils, the awards celebrate and promote the success and achievements of local businesses.

They are one of Scotland’s longest running business awards – and this year will be sponsored by Airdrie potato giants Albert Bartlett.

The awards are open to all Lanarkshire businesses and social enterprises across all sectors and are free to enter.

Companies can apply for up to two categories.

The categories are:

• Lanarkshire’s Best Business (0-25 employees) – sponsored by Clyde Gateway.
• Lanarkshire’s Best Business (26 employees or more) – sponsored by UKSE.
• Lanarkshire’s Most Innovative Business – sponsored by Fusion Assets.
• Lanarkshire Community Impact Award – sponsorship available.
• Lanarkshire Green Business Award – sponsorship available.
• Lanarkshire Employer of the Year – sponsored by North Lanarkshire’s Working and South Lanarkshire Works.
• Excellence in Customer Service – sponsorship available.
• Excellence in Marketing & Engagement Award – sponsorship available.