You might think living in Notting Hill, Chelsea or Maida Vale means you indisputably reside in one of London‘s finest postcodes.
Not for some.
A new map has reignited the debate over the best places to live in the capital – with the ‘London squirrel’ preferring swathes of east London over more traditionally swanky areas to the west and north-west.
It comes a year after the ‘London banana’ sparked arguments across the city over where the most desirable parts of the capital lie.
The yellow fruit shape highlighted the best areas to live – the north-west, south-west and central – while simultaneously dismissing swathes of the city outside of the zone as ‘horrible’.
The new map, however, highlights areas such as Peckham, Stratford and Sidcup over more traditionally sought-after spots such as Knightsbridge.
The London ‘squirrel’, which looks nothing like a squirrel, was posted by X user EwanBen, who wrote: ‘My contribution to London Banana Discourse: London Squirrel. Best place in the world bar none.’
The post was met with widespread mockery over its design and the areas chosen.
The London ‘squirrel’, which looks nothing like a squirrel, was posted by X user EwanBen amd highlights areas such as Stratford and Sidcup
The London banana, which went viral last year, was a map of the city with a hand drawn banana shape on top
Honey, 26, who works at a pie and mash shop in Greenwich, said the south-east London suburb is her favourite area in the capital
One X user said: ‘Potentially the worst interpretation one could even fathom.’
Another said: ‘How the **** is that a squirrel?’
Others ridiculed the inclusion of zone five suburb Sidcup until the original user admitted he was from Sidcup.
But those who live in the overlooked areas in the capital, that the squirrel highlights, have proudly argued their case against last year’s banana map.
Honey, 26, who works at a pie and mash shop in Greenwich, said: ‘I did see the London banana. It completely misses south-east. Why you would ever want to live in north London I do not know.
‘Everyone is different and where you belong in London definitely depends on the type of person you are. South is for me.’
Honey moved to Greenwich several years ago from Wales and said it is her favourite area in London.
She said: ‘The reason that I love Greenwich so much is that there is everything in one place. The whole area is just gorgeous.
‘It has got so much life and the people from here have got so much character. I love the culture and the history. Everyone here is just so friendly.
Robyn Moffat, 27, a nanny who recently moved to the area of Clapham from Scotland, says it is one of the best areas in London
Peter Addiall, 32, argued that Stratford in east London deserves to be in the squirrel
Cutty Sark sits behind the Gipsy Moth pub in Greenwich
‘I have just become so at home here and I would never leave. I feel I can really express myself here.’
Niall Rowan, 60, who has worked in Greenwich Market for 14 years running an antique stall, said: ‘It’s a beautiful area. It is definitely the nicest in south-east London.
‘There is just so much to see. We have got a lot of history. Parts of it feel like the 17th century and other parts feel like the 22nd century.
‘It is London but low power London. It is much calmer and nicer than other parts. I think it has matured a bit recently rather than changed. There is something here for everyone.’
Over in Stratford, east London, residents also defended their spot in the squirrel – claiming that the area has improved since the 2012 Olympics held in the capital.
Peter Addiall, 32, said: ‘Stratford absolutely deserves to be in the squirrel. A lot of people have been priced out of Hackney and Clapton, and they are coming out this way.
‘There is more nature and it is a lot more affordable to live. I am very passionate about the area.
‘I think there has been a lot of investment since the 2012 Olympics which has meant this area has improved from an infrastructure perspective and the vibe.
‘I feel it is a real celebration of multiculturalism. We have got people from all different communities living in harmony together.’
Jean Cristoph, 61, who has lived in the area of Clapham for 20 years says it is great for walking his dogs and definitely deserves its place among the elite areas in London
Reon Tyndale, 38, a police officer who has lived in Newham for three years says it is one of the best areas of London
Reon Tyndale, 38, a police officer who has lived in the area for three years, added: ‘I would definitely put it up there as one of the best areas in London to come visit.
‘Certain parts of Newham seem to be forgotten about when it comes to the council spending money. Parts like Stratford look great. It makes sense because this is the part where tourists come.
‘Everywhere in London has its problems but Stratford is looked after. There is always security everywhere.
‘All the lower working-class people have been pushed out to other parts of London.’
At the convergence of the banana and the squirrel lies the affluent suburb Clapham.
Robyn Moffat, 27, a nanny who recently moved to the area from Scotland, said: ‘I would agree, it is definitely one of the best suburban places to live in London.
‘I think it is a lovely place. It is definitely great for kids.
‘There are good local amenities and really nice restaurants. Clapham Common is gorgeous.
‘It is really safe out here. It gets bad press but I have never had any problems.’
Jean Cristoph, 61, who has lived in the area for 20 years says it is great for walking his dogs and definitely deserves its place amongst the elite.
He said: ‘It is really lovely. I really enjoy living here and when I go to other places in London, I realise just how great this is. I would prefer to live here than in Chelsea.
Niall Rowan, 60, who has worked in Greenwich Market for 14 years running an antique stall, said: ‘It’s a beautiful area. It is definitely the nicest in south-east London’
Common Cafe on Clapham Common high street
Inside Clapham Common Tube station, which has an island platform
‘There is a real community feel in Clapham and lots of shops, bars, and restaurants. It is a very young area.
‘Despite a few stabbings recently it still feels relatively safe.’
Joan Greenbury, 70, who has lived in the area for 43 years added: ‘It is a lovely area. It is the common that attracts people.
‘There are lots of young people. You can see why people want to come here. It has got everything going for it really.
‘I feel very safe, I have never had any trouble. I am very lucky to live here.’
The London banana map sparked a viral debate last year about where the best areas in London are.
The post caused furious conversation online as famously proud Londoners defended their local area, while banana dwellers smugly sent the map to friends, family and colleagues.
Unlike the squirrel, house prices are typically higher inside the banana, an indication areas are more desirable to homeowners, while crime rates outside of the very centre of London tend to be lower.
- Are the places within the ‘London squirrel’ better than the ‘London banana’? Email: jamie.boys@dailymail.co.uk


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