Business
(VIDEO) ‘SNL’ Cold Open Skewers Trump Over Iran Strikes in Rapid-Fire Return From Olympic Hiatus
“Saturday Night Live” delivered one of its most timely and biting cold opens in recent memory on Feb. 28, 2026, pivoting at the last minute to lampoon President Donald Trump’s announcement of U.S. military strikes on Iran. The sketch, featuring James Austin Johnson as Trump and Colin Jost as Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, addressed the real-world escalation mere hours after news broke of coordinated U.S.-Israeli attacks that killed Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

The episode marked SNL’s return after a month-long break for the 2026 Winter Olympics coverage on NBC, with the show originally planning a different opener possibly tied to a State of the Union-style theme. Writers and cast scrambled overnight to incorporate the breaking geopolitical crisis, resulting in a cold open that aired just as global tensions spiked with retaliatory Iranian responses and fears of a broader conflict.
In the sketch, a mock public service announcement set the scene: “Last evening at the very normal time of 2 in the morning, President Trump informed the nation that we were at war with Iran.” Johnson’s Trump, wearing a signature white “USA” cap, stepped to the podium and greeted viewers with, “Good evening, and happy World War III to all who celebrate. It’s me, Donald Trump, FIFA Peace Prize winner and Nobel Peace Prize taker.”
The impersonation leaned into Trump’s familiar cadence and bombast, as the character explained the strikes by saying he and his “Board of Peace” had grown “bored of peace.” Trump quipped that the attack provided a convenient distraction “from the Epstein files” and boasted about the timing’s military advantages — launching at 2 a.m. for surprise and because “that’s when the ratings are lowest, so fewer people will freak out right away.”
Jost’s Pete Hegseth joined the address, defending the operation with deadpan enthusiasm typical of the Fox News host-turned-cabinet member portrayal. The duo fielded “questions” from reporters, with Hegseth praising the precision of the strikes while Trump interjected with boasts about his deal-making prowess now applied to warfare. Lines like “We had to strike because peace was getting old — we needed something fresh” and references to the conflict as “the greatest military operation since my election” drew sharp laughs from the Studio 8H audience.
The cold open’s speed drew praise from critics and viewers alike. Deadline noted the show’s “quickly scripted” nature, while The New York Times highlighted SNL’s willingness to tackle breaking news despite occasional hesitation in past seasons. YouTube views for the uploaded clip surpassed 1.5 million within days, with commenters marveling at how closely the satire mirrored actual events. One viewer remarked it was so on-point that “I had to double-check it wasn’t a real news story.”
The sketch fit into SNL’s long tradition of political cold opens, particularly those targeting Trump — Johnson’s recurring portrayal has become a staple since 2020. This installment echoed earlier hits like Trump’s “Awards” cold opens or cabinet meetings, but stood out for its immediacy. The episode itself was hosted by Connor Storrie, a rising comedian known for “Heated Rivalry,” with Mumford & Sons returning as musical guest.
Beyond the cold open, the Feb. 28 broadcast included Weekend Update segments touching on the Iran developments, with anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che delivering punchy takes on the administration’s messaging. Later sketches referenced the crisis indirectly, including a Hegseth press conference bit where Ashley Padilla’s Kristi Noem appeared.
As of March 8, 2026, no new episode has aired since Feb. 28 — though Ryan Gosling hosted on March 7 with musical guest Gorillaz, featuring a monologue and sketches but no major cold open tied to fresh breaking news on Iran. Weekend Update from that broadcast included bits on Trump firing Kristi Noem and joking about selecting Iran’s next leader, keeping the geopolitical satire alive amid ongoing developments.
The Iran-focused cold open arrives against a backdrop of heightened U.S. foreign policy drama. The strikes, which targeted military sites and reportedly eliminated key regime figures, prompted international condemnation, market volatility and domestic debate over escalation risks. SNL’s take emphasized the absurdity of framing war as a branding opportunity, with Trump’s character dismissing concerns about civilian casualties or long-term consequences in favor of personal triumph narratives.
Critics lauded the piece for balancing humor with pointed commentary. Latenighter called it a successful mining of “a deadly, merely hours-old attack” for laughs, crediting the writers for gold-standard lines. USA Today noted the sketch’s direct address of Khamenei’s killing and the 2 a.m. announcement timing. Social media buzz highlighted the meta quality — the cold open itself became a rapid-response event, much like the news it parodied.
SNL’s Season 51 has leaned heavily into political material, with recurring Trump sketches dominating headlines. Earlier cold opens included Trump hosting awards shows or struggling at rallies, but the Iran war address marked a return to high-stakes international crisis satire not seen since Cold War-era sketches or post-9/11 episodes.
As the conflict evolves, expectations rise for future cold opens to continue tracking developments. With Trump back in office and global alliances shifting, SNL’s writers face no shortage of material. The Feb. 28 opener demonstrated the show’s enduring strength: turning fast-moving news into sharp, shareable comedy that resonates across divides.
Fans and observers await the next live broadcast for fresh takes, but the Iran strikes sketch has already cemented itself as a standout in SNL’s 51-year run — proof that even in turbulent times, live television can deliver timely, unflinching humor.
Business
Oil Market Volatility Eases After Initial Supply Shock From Iran Conflict
Global oil markets showed signs of stabilizing after a sharp price spike triggered by the ongoing conflict involving Iran.
Prices briefly surged above $100 per barrel on Monday before falling back as concerns about major supply disruptions began to ease.
Before the fighting began, crude oil had been trading between $60 and $70 per barrel. Once the conflict escalated, prices quickly jumped, with crude futures rising to about $115 per barrel on Monday.
That level marked the highest price since the start of the Russian invasion of Ukraine, when energy markets experienced similar turmoil.
However, the spike did not last long. By Tuesday afternoon, crude prices had dropped again.
Global benchmark Brent crude fell roughly 8%, while US benchmark West Texas Intermediate crude oil declined nearly 9%, Fox Business reported.
The pullback suggested that traders were beginning to see the situation as less threatening to global oil supplies than initially feared.
Early reports had warned that oil prices could soar as high as $150 per barrel because of the potential supply shock.
But as the day progressed, markets reacted to signs that emergency plans and alternative supply routes could limit disruptions.
Market analyst Phil Flynn of Price Futures Group said the first reaction was driven by panic in the market.
“But I think as the day went on into the overnight, the market realized that maybe things aren’t that bad,” Flynn said, explaining that fears of widespread supply damage began to fade as more information emerged.
Oil prices have eased since topping $100 a barrel for the first time since 2022. But crude supply out of the Persian Gulf remains disrupted as the Iran war continues. Here’s what to know. https://t.co/HHumnPGo65
— Bloomberg (@business) March 10, 2026
Global Leaders Discuss Emergency Oil Measures
Global leaders also discussed ways to prevent a long-term oil shortage.
Officials from the Group of Seven and the International Energy Agency held talks about possibly releasing oil from emergency reserves if prices surged further.
For now, they said such a move was not needed, but they remain ready to act if the market becomes unstable.
Flynn noted that coordinated reserve releases could quickly cool prices if the situation worsens.
“We have the possibility of a coordinated release from the G7 and the IEA of oil reserves that could cool prices,” he said.
Another factor helping calm markets is the availability of alternate supply routes. According to LGM Corp, Saudi Arabia has expanded its east-to-west pipeline, which allows oil shipments to bypass the sensitive Strait of Hormuz.
The pipeline’s capacity has increased to about seven million barrels per day and could soon operate at full capacity.
Meanwhile, the US Energy Information Administration said higher oil prices could encourage producers to increase output in the coming years.
However, it noted that production changes take time because companies must first approve investments, deploy drilling rigs, and complete new wells.
Originally published on vcpost.com
Business
Fuel tax hike plan to be kept under review over Iran, says PM
Fuel duty on petrol and diesel is due to rise from September, when a 5p cut is phased out.
Business
Spot gold prices dip as markets parse mixed signals on Iran and assess U.S. CPI

Spot gold prices dip as markets parse mixed signals on Iran and assess U.S. CPI
Business
US inflation stable ahead of Iran shock
Wednesday’s report offers “some reassurance” that inflation prices had not been moving in the wrong direction, said Seema Shah, chief global strategist at Principal Asset Management, warning that it would nonetheless be seen as “something of a historical artefact”.
Business
Heating oil protection calls after ‘shock’ price rises
Business
IT stocks in focus after Oracle’s strong results; Nuvama says valuations now attractive after correction
Oracle on Tuesday reported earnings that mostly surpassed market expectations. The company reported total revenue of $17.19 billion for the third quarter of fiscal year 2026, compared with analysts’ average estimate of $16.91 billion, according to data compiled by London Stock Exchange Group. The company also raised its revenue forecast for fiscal 2027 to $90 billion.
Oracle has increasingly positioned itself as a major cloud infrastructure competitor, challenging companies such as Amazon Web Services and Microsoft Azure. Amid this strategic shift, investors closely analyse the company’s earnings for signals about the broader AI and cloud computing economy. When Oracle meets or exceeds expectations, it often boosts confidence in the technology sector.
The positive sentiment driven by Oracle’s strong earnings pushed Wall Street higher in early trading hours before losing steam as investors weighed fading hopes for an earlier than expected end to the ongoing war between the United States, Israel and Iran. The tech heavy Nasdaq Composite gained 0.01%, while the Dow Jones Industrial Average fell 0.07% and the S&P 500 dropped 0.21%.
Also Read | Gold ETF inflows tumble 78% MoM to Rs 5,254 crore in February
Nuvama on IT services
Nuvama remained bullish on IT stocks, suggesting that the 20% correction seen since the beginning of the year due to expectations of AI led disruption in the sector following back to back AI tool launches by Anthropic has made valuations attractive.
“Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated,” Nuvama said, citing Mark Twain’s quote as perfectly explaining the current situation of the IT sector.“Given the advent and adoption of Gen AI, obituaries of the Indian IT services industry are being written all around. The concerns have been amplified by the sharp stock reactions, first with global SaaS and now with IT services companies,” it said.
The Indian IT services industry is at a crossroads again. The advent of a new technology, Gen AI, threatens to disrupt the way it has been functioning so far, thereby raising concerns about its near term growth and long term survival, Nuvama said.
It sees no existential threat from Gen AI and believes that the requirement for a system integrator, which can customise an enterprise’s plug and play software inputs and outputs as per its requirements, will always exist.
“We also note B2B adoption of any technology is very different from that of the B2C segment. Eventually, enterprises going for automation of tasks will still need someone to take ownership of the system and that will be IT services firms,” it added.
Nuvama, however, cautioned that Gen AI adoption will follow the technology adoption curve, and IT services firms will face cannibalisation of revenue in the initial phase, which they are facing currently, before reaching the inflection point.
“Following this, the opportunity will lead to an expansion of TAM (USD300 to USD400 billion by 2030, as per Infosys management). However, the companies are likely to undergo a pivot from a headcount driven to an outcome based revenue model. This will lead to lower headcount addition and lower correlation with revenue growth in coming years,” it added.
IT services model is here to stay
Nuvama believes the IT services model is here to stay and that the Gen AI disruption would only lead to bigger opportunities.
“Post the recent sharp correction, we find valuations of all stocks highly attractive,” it added.
“We see this as a deja vu moment for the industry and believe it will come out of this disruption just like earlier ones, with a net increase in its TAM. We remain positive on the sector from a medium to long term view. Near term volatility may persist,” Nuvama said.
It now has a ‘Buy’ call on all the top ten IT services stocks.
It upgraded HCLTech, Wipro, Tech Mahindra and Hexaware Technologies to ‘Buy’, and prefers LTIMindtree, Persistent Systems, Mphasis, Infosys and Tata Consultancy Services.
(Disclaimer: Recommendations, suggestions, views and opinions given by the experts are their own. These do not represent the views of The Economic Times)
Business
Charges against former Capital Mining directors discontinued
The Director of Public Prosecutions has dropped its case against former directors of collapsed company Capital Mining, bringing an end to the legal dispute.
Business
Regency Centers announces passing of co-founder Joan Newton and potential stock sales

Regency Centers announces passing of co-founder Joan Newton and potential stock sales
Business
JPMorgan reins in lending to private credit firms, marks down software loans
Jamie Dimon, chief executive officer of JPMorgan Chase & Co., during the America Business Forum in Miami, Florida, US, on Thursday, Nov. 6, 2025.
Eva Marie Uzcategui | Bloomberg | Getty Images
JPMorgan Chase is reducing its exposure to the private credit industry by marking down the value of loans held by the bank as collateral, according to a person with knowledge of the moves.
The bank’s giant Wall Street trading division has reduced the value of loans — most of which were made to software firms — sitting within the financing portfolios of private credit clients, said the person, who declined to be identified speaking about the client interactions.
JPMorgan’s move indicates the biggest U.S. bank by assets wants to get ahead of potential turbulence involving private credit loans to software companies. CEO Jamie Dimon, who has guided his bank through multiple crises in his two decades atop JPMorgan, is known to constantly remind his executives about the risk that borrowers won’t be able to repay their loans.
Software firms have come under scrutiny in recent months as model updates from OpenAI and Anthropic drive concerns that some providers will be disrupted by AI. The worries have ignited a downcycle for private credit players as retail investors yanked funds in recent weeks, driving abnormally high redemptions at firms including Blue Owl and Blackstone.
The adjustments were made in JPMorgan’s financing business, where private credit firms borrow money to amplify fund returns in what’s known as “back-leverage.” The business is considered relatively risky because it layers leverage upon leverage — amplifying losses when the underlying loans sour.
By marking down the collateral for that leverage, JPMorgan is reducing the ability of private credit firms to borrow against their loans, and in some cases could even force firms to post more collateral.
The size of the loans impacted and the extent of the markdowns at JPMorgan couldn’t be determined.
JPMorgan is potentially the first major bank to take such steps, according to the FT, which was first to report the bank’s markdowns.
The moves are a preemptive step driven by changes in market valuations rather than actual loan losses, said the person with knowledge of the bank, who characterized the move as financial discipline, “rather than waiting until a crisis comes.”
JPMorgan previously pulled back leverage to the industry during the early days of the Covid pandemic, according to the person.
Business
PepsiCo pivoting to meat snacks

New line of meat sticks is part of the company’s innovation transformation.
-
Business5 days ago
Form 8K Entergy Mississippi LLC For: 6 March
-
Tech6 days agoBitwarden adds support for passkey login on Windows 11
-
News Videos2 days ago10th Algebra | Financial Planning | Question Bank Solution | Board Exam 2026
-
Fashion5 days agoWeekend Open Thread: Ann Taylor
-
Crypto World2 days agoParadigm, a16z, Winklevoss Capital, Balaji Srinivasan among investors in ZODL
-
Tech6 hours agoA 1,300-Pound NASA Spacecraft To Re-Enter Earth’s Atmosphere
-
Sports6 days ago499 runs and 34 sixes later, India beat England to enter T20 World Cup final | Cricket News
-
Politics5 days agoTop Mamdani aide takes progressive project to the UK
-
Sports4 days agoThree share 2-shot lead entering final round in Hong Kong
-
Sports3 days agoBraveheart Lakshya downs Lai in epic battle to enter All England Open final | Other Sports News
-
Business22 hours agoExxonMobil seeks to move corporate registration from New Jersey to Texas
-
NewsBeat6 days agoPiccadilly Circus just unveiled ‘London’s newest tourist attraction’ and it only costs 80p to enter
-
Entertainment4 days agoHailey Bieber Poses For Sexy Selfies In New Luscious Lip Thirst Traps
-
Business3 days agoSearch for Nancy Guthrie Enters 37th Day as FBI Probes Wi-Fi Jammer Theory
-
Business6 hours agoSearch Enters Sixth Week With New Leads in Tucson Abduction Case
-
NewsBeat2 days agoPagazzi Lighting enters administration as 70 jobs lost and 11 stores close across Scotland
-
Tech2 days agoDespite challenges, Ireland sixth in EU for board gender diversity
-
Entertainment7 days ago
Harry Styles Has ‘Struggled’ to Discuss Liam Payne’s Death
-
Crypto World7 days agoNew Crypto Mutuum Finance (MUTM) Reports V1 Protocol Progress as Roadmap Enters Phase 3
-
Tech6 days agoACIP To Discuss COVID ‘Vaccine Injuries’ Next Month, Despite That Not Being In Its Purview
