Big Brother Fight Night: Haley’s Deception & Mallory Entertains

Big Brother 28 had its 90 minute veto comp and meeting episode but all eyes were on Angela Murray vs Haley Thogmartin fight club.

Big Brother 28: Hot Tub Horror

First, in another ew moment. Haley and Taylor Brown suspect the hot tub might’ve given them UTIs. Haley said she sat in it for a long time and is feeling sick. Then, Taylor said after she was in it, she felt the same.

And Kamu Kirk is in trouble all over the house and he doesn’t even know it. Drew Campbell doesn’t like Kamu and told Melody Bourne that. Rick Devens lets Dee Valladares know that both Barrett Pfeiffer and Drew want the target on Kamu and also a bit on Yash Patel. Dee would prefer to target Yash.

Kamu thinks he’s flying under the radar but the Crossovers have him clocked and the other side of the house, Lala Verrett, Melody, and the others, only think Kamu’s useful if he’ll win comps and take hits at the icons for them.

Kamu doesn’t know that Drew dislikes him. And he did a great job imitating Kamu’s walk for him and the rest of the house. Drew puffed his chest back and walked with this pecs-first swagger than pumped his fists around. Everyone cackled.

Big Brother: Kamu Dishes Drama

Drew told Angela and Dee in front of Barrett that Mallory and Melody aren’t after the icons, they want Kamu out after Haley and Chuk Anyanwu. Plus, Drew told Angela that Kamu brought her up to the gym to make good TV.

Talking to her, Barrett and Dee, Drew said he witnessed Kamu repeating the story to three different groups of people. He quoted Kamu, “It’d be really cool if I brought Angela up into the room. That’s what the fans would want. That’s what my family wants to see.”

Drew said it’s because Kamu’s a drama queen. Drew said Kamu’s still close to Chuk and Haley and Angela says she sees it.

Speaking of Haley, Angela saw Haley and Chuk talking in the gym and asked if they’re okay. They made small talk and Angela said she doesn’t like that room and won’t go back in again.

Chuk said, “Really?” She lurked at the door while Have Not Haley said she can smell the food. Angela again said she hates the room and left. Haley rolled off the couch laughing and Chuk said that’s a grown a*s woman. He said that was the most awkward thing. Chuk said they better play that on the show.

Big Brother 28: Angela vs Haley Confrontation and House Dynamics

We saw Haley admitting in the DR she did lie about Angela. Haley said in front of everyone that she pointed to Dee as the other flip vote, the whole trust your gut thing.

And that’s when Angela went nuts with her  tirade of expletives. Haley said in the DR she deliberately threw a log on the fire. So no, Angela doesn’t owe her an apology.

Now for some non-game, non-plotting just fun feeds stuff. If you didn’t see Angela busted her ass climbing down from a sleep pod. Just fell on the floor on her back like a turtle. She was okay and laughed. Barrett quipped Humpty Dumpty’s back.  

Devens had an oven mitt on his hand doing impressions of everyone. For Melody, it was just a bleep because she curses so much. For Hair Drew, Devens flipped the mitt upside down. That killed.

His impression of Angela was a high pitch voice saying “sex, sex, sex”. Devens said it about 10 times and Angela said, no, c’mon. Devons said, “Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over you saying sex, sex…” They asked him to do Dee and he laughed and said he was scared to do it.

Then, when Devens was asleep, Dee started laying Doritos on him. He woke up with them stuck to his face and back while Angela, Barrett and Dee died. But Devens was actually angry. His bed was full of crumbs and he started throwing them around then left.

Dee was upset and said oh no, I messed up. Angela said, go clean his bed. Then she said Devens can’t be mad at me forever. Dee said, “is he going to evict me?” Angela said, “Don’t be scared, it’s Devens”.

Then Dee said, “No, I’m sad. I made Rick Devens mad. I’ve never seen him mad in my life”. He came back, climbed into bed and said it was fine but he was ticked.

Big Brother 28: The Madness of Mallory

Now let’s talk about Mallory because she’s a gem on the live feeds. She keeps things popping. Melody, Drew and Barrett pretended to be on a plane and Mallory’s the flight attendant saying the plane’s going to crash. They found a prop mic and used it.

They screamed, pretended to crash while Mallory threw pillows at them. And the live feeds camera man played along moving the camera all around to look like turbulence. She did a similar skit with Drew and the icons with them screaming and the camera jittering.

Mallory also got on the mic play-talking to production saying she doesn’t know why they got onto her about swinging on the hammock. She said they’re allergic to fun and she’s a professional hammock swinger.

She said over and out, put up the mic then typed like a maniac on the old Commodore OC. Then she said, I just wrote the Declaration of Independence. We’re free.

Mallory and Barrett did a prolonged airplane skit, just the 2 of them with her as an annoying flight attendant terrorizing him. Mallory was saying stuff like you can raise your window covers, but you’re not allowed to look out the window.

And she terrorized Barrett about the tray table up and down. Mallory did a perfectly aggressive flight attendant. Then she did a tour bus thing with Yash, Dee, Drew, Melody, Angela and Devens and said we’re in Brooklynn.

Then she yelled, everybody down, there’s someone with a gun. They all screamed and she did: pew, pew, pew. She did a Staten Island thing and said look, they’re Nikki Minaj, The Impractical Jokers (nice shout out – love them).

These people have gone stir crazy with the yard locked. Lala just sat there observing the insanity while the others screamed and played along.

BB28: Kissing Commotion

And in kissing news, we talked about this before but there was more to it. Mallory said she kissed a girl but said it doesn’t make her gay, it makes her fun and exciting. They asked Drew if he’s kissed a boy and he said oh yea.

When they asked Barrett, he said, “What do you think? Yeah. C’mon now.” Melody says she likes kissing girls and boys both. Drew said that’s why Yash asked if you’re bi and Melody said some people are good kissers, some people are bad kissers.

Now some game talk about eviction and what’s next. Haley told Chuk that Barrett’s safe this week no matter what. Then, Haley and Chuk talked revenge nominations they’d make after this.

Haley would put up Lala, Dee and Kamu then backdoor Angela. Chuk’s got his eye on Dee, Devens and Lala. Also, Dee and Angela plan to stay up late spying on last minute vote conversations. And a new possible alliance emerging. The FAP 4 plus the icons = FAPCON. That’s a 7 person block.

Big Brother: Eviction Prediction

And as for the eviction prediction. The plan to keep Haley is back and forth. Lots of waffling because they worry Kamu will team back up with her if Chuk goes instead. No talk of evicting Barrett at all.

Also in more Gripes and beef news. Lala ranted about everyone has money. Angela’s from Orange county, where even sh*tty homes have swimming pools. About Dee’s $1 million from Survivor.

Drew’s dad being a rockstar. He’s a niche rockabilly star. But yeah. Lala said Lyric’s dad gave her a business, Chuk makes bank, Mallory lives where Run-D.M.C. lives.

Also, Melody, Mallory and Barrett are already talking next HOH and they wonder if it’s a head to head comp and how to play it. They want to target either Haley or Chuk, whoever stays and also Kamu in the head-to-head face-offs. They hope the icons will also target Kamu.