Raunchy 70s Sci-Fi Adventure Was Shut Down By Los Angeles Police

By Jonathan Klotz
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Before 1980’s Flash Gordon, there was 1974’s sex comedy Flesh Gordon, an ambitious parody of the classic 1930s serials that was clearly written and directed by sci-fi fans since it takes shots at most of the tropes that were old even back then. While it sounds like an X-rated adult parody, Flesh Gordon was released with an R-rating after 12 minutes were cut out, leaving the final product a strange mix of sci-fi parody and 70s exploitation skin-flick. 

This Could Only Be Made In The 70s

Flesh Gordon retells the original Flash Gordon serial except instead of rays arriving on Earth that cause environmental catastrophe, they’re sex rays, which have predictable results. There’s still a plane crash, Flash and Dale come across a genius inventor (instead of Zarkov, it’s Jerkoff) with a plan to save the planet, except this time his spaceship inside of only slightly resembling the classic, retro sci-fi phallic design, it’s exactly what you think it would be for a movie called Flesh Gordon.

Once the heroes arrive on the planet of Emperor Wang (instead of Ming, a swap you could see coming a mile away), Flesh is saved by Queen Amora, but here, she’s killed by Wang’s own soldiers when her ship crashes. Instead of the Aura from the original, it’s Prince Precious who goes on to inherit the kingdom once Wang is vanquished. He’s crushed under a giant idol of his Great God, who hilariously in retrospect, is voiced by an uncredited Craig T. Nelson. 

The Production’s Legal Problems Altered The Whole Plan

The original plan for Flesh Gordon was significantly altered after the producer and director Howard Ziehm learned that it was illegal to make that type of movie in Los Angeles. As a result, every adult scene was cut out and surrendered to the LAPD, leaving behind only a few explicit shots. Even the uncensored cut would be considered today to be nothing worse than a regular R-rated movie. It takes place on the other coast, but HBO’s hit series The Deuce goes into the changing laws that would dramatically alter movies of the 70s. That, though, wasn’t even the end of the film’s legal trouble.

Universal, the owners of the Flash Gordon IP, sued over the opening of the movie. Ziehm’s answer was to add an opening scroll explaining it’s a parody, and “not to be confused with Flash Gordon” was added to all of the marketing. 

Flash Gordon Finally Hit Theaters After Its Own Spoof

What made Flesh Gordon an unexpected critical hit was all of the little touches added into the production from all of the nerds working behind the scenes. From the set design to the props, the entire film is lovingly mocking those old sci-fi serials, and even the costume design is lifted straight from the originals. It was so well done, that the movie was nominated for a Hugo Award, losing out to Mel Brook’s Young Frankenstein. Not bad for what was originally intended to be only a cheap skinflick. 

Years later, a real adaptation of Flash Gordon hit theaters after years of different producers, including George Lucas, attempting to get it made. It was a complete flop at the time, but over the years has become a hit thanks to its own retro sci-fi aesthetic and campy, pulpy plot. Flesh Gordon was the only one to get a sequel, Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders, but it replaces the winking sci-fi homages of the original with toilet humor.