Serena Williams‘ highly anticipated Wimbledon return appears to have come with a few challenges for the highly decorated athlete.    

The tennis legend recently expressed deep frustration with the strict drug-testing rules she must follow as she prepares for her highly anticipated singles return. Before officially launching her latest competitive comeback, she had to re-enter the sport’s formal testing program to comply with the regulations.

Williams officially returned to competitive play after being inspired to make an iconic comeback by her close friends and family.  

The iconic tennis star openly criticized the sport’s anti-doping rules before her upcoming match, calling the current setup both unprofessional and unreasonable.  

“It’s grueling. They changed the rules now. I didn’t know some of the rules. So apparently if you miss a test outside of your window, it still counts as missed,” the mother of two explained, as reported by ESPN.

Williams made it clear that while she believes drug testing is important, the current restrictions make everyday life feel impossible. 

“It’s unprofessional. I hate it. I think it’s necessary, but I think a lot of the stuff, if I want to go places outside of my window, I should be able to go without having it count as a missed test.”

The rules require players to give their exact location every day for surprise tests, which she feels ignores how packed her schedule is. She also noted that these strict rules initially discouraged her from returning because she runs a “busy” life while trying to manage her business and her family at the same time. 

In response, the International Tennis Integrity Agency stated that the rules have actually been the same for a long time. They clarified that a missed test only counts as a penalty strike if a tester cannot find a player during their specifically chosen one-hour window, not outside of it.

Serena Williams Was Unsure About Returning To Competitive Play

In addition to feeling frustrated with the anti-doping system, Williams also faced some internal struggle before agreeing to step back on the court. Knowing the rigid requirements of the sport, she spent a lot of time wrestling with self-doubt on whether she was truly ready to put herself through the grind of professional competition again.

“I thought I should really take this opportunity. Who knows if I’ll ever make it here again. This could be it,” she said, acknowledging that she was being handed a rare chance.

At the end of the day, the athlete realized she needed to embrace the experience, noting that people spend their whole lives wishing for a chance like this, per The Blast. 

The Athlete’s Return To Competitive Play Starts An Uphill Battle

Williams’ decision to push past her doubts and enter the tournament puts her face-to-face with a very challenging lineup, which has caused many to openly question her chances of winning after spending four years away. 

According to The Blast, the Grand Slam champion’s journey to capture an eighth singles title at the historic venue starts with a match against an opponent who is twenty-four years younger than her.

Williams was paired with twenty-year-old Australian rising star Maya Joint for the opening round. Notably, the match represents her first competitive solo appearance since she lost in the third round of the 2022 US Open.

Serena Williams’ Return Was Inspired By Her Family & Friends

Although Williams faces a tough ride ahead, she won’t be without the unending support of her family and friends, who played a huge role in her comeback. 

According to The Blast, she revealed that her daughter, Olympia, convinced her to team up with her sister Venus for the doubles competition. 

“Well, I think it’s going to be fun. My daughter, Olympia, told me I should play with Venus. She’s always right,” she shared.

Williams also found deep inspiration in watching her sister Venus fight hard at the US Open, noting. Witnessing her sister’s dedication, combined with watching skiing legend Lindsey Vonn and other powerful women achieve incredible things in sports, gave her the final emotional push to return to the courts once more.

Serena Williams’ Family Supported Her Big Return

The deep inspiration from Williams’ inner circle was fully visible during her very first competitive appearance in nearly four years. 

Stepping onto the courts earlier this month at the Queen’s Club Championship in London, the tennis superstar made her return while her family members cheered her on from the stands.

The Blast reported that Williams’ husband, Alexis Ohanian, along with their two daughters, Olympia and Adira, watched as she successfully reclaimed her place in the spotlight. 

When it comes to the funniest people, Chris Rock‘s name is often in the mix. Now he’s giving credit to Druski following his hilarious performance hosting the BET Awards on Sunday, June 28. At 31, Druski made history as the youngest person to host the BET Awards, and he took to his Instagram Stories on Monday, June 29, to share a special message from Rock.

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Chris Rock Sent Druski A Text Message Following The BET Awards

In addition to hosting the award show, Druski also won the Pulse Award — which honors digital creators moving Black culture forward. The comedian rose to fame quickly by creating and sharing comedy videos online. Now, one of the biggest names in comedy is giving him praise.

Druski shared a text message he received from Rock on his Instagram Stories, and it credited the funny man with his comedy chops. Not only did Rock praise Druski’s performance, but he also claimed it was so good that he was now “officially retired.”

“Hey, incredible,” wrote Chris Rock. “Best host ever. You officially retired me. Hats off your the best.”

The post was captioned, “I SHUT THE BET AWARDS DOWN LAST NIGHT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.”

Druski Dropped A New Video During The BET Awards

Meanwhile, Druski dropped another hilarious video during the BET Awards, and he portrays the late Joe Jackson, the father of The Jackson 5. The video is a skit portraying the film ‘Joe,” a parody-prequel to the movie currently in theaters about the late pop star Michael Jackson, “Michael.” Jackson was said to be a strict disciplinarian with his children, and Druski did not hold back in his mockery of the family drama. The video portrays the family’s early days in the music business. The post was captioned, “The Prequel to MICHAEL… ‘JOE’ 😂 Coming to Theaters Soon #BETAwards.”

Fans React To Druski’s Joe Jackson Video

Fans reacted to Druski’s new video online, and they ate it up.

Instagram user @savageboygio replied, “Brooo😭😭 how do you keep doing this🐐😩😭😭🤣🤣🤣🐐🐐🐐🐐.”

User @ noted, “Everytime he reach for the belt I died😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.”

@therapnetwork5 called Druski a “genius.” “Bro this dude have went next level on capitalize genius @druski 📌🎙️🔥.”

User @chanelnicoleofficial noted that Janet Jackson was at the awards show and had just been on stage when the video drooped. “After Janet just left the stage bruh you wild!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.”

Several users noted how well the video was made. @jonthrifts wrote, “How is the production value so high…”

@hardstop.lucas agreed and wrote, “I almost thought this was real ong!!! 😂.”

So far, the video has been liked more than 2 million times.

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News broke this afternoon that the long-gestating Blade game in the works at Arkane could be on the verge of being canceled. This comes as reports indicate XBOX is soon to announce a massive wave of layoffs, which could lead to multiple studios being shut down and games being canceled.

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Stephen Norrington

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David S. Goyer, Marv Wolfman, Gene Colan

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Kristen Stewart has become the subject of a viral social media debate after footage from a recent film festival appearance prompted fans to question whether she appeared uncomfortable during an interaction onstage. The actress attended the Biarritz Film Festival in France on Thursday, where she served as president of the jury. However, it wasn’t her role at the event that captured attention online. Instead, a brief exchange with a man during an onstage appearance quickly spread across social media, leaving viewers divided over what they witnessed.

In the widely circulated clip, Stewart is seen speaking onstage before a man approaches her from behind. After turning to face him, the actress listens as he speaks while she steps backward and takes a seat on the platform behind her. As the interaction unfolds, Stewart crosses her legs and maintains a focused expression while listening.

The video was later shared on X with a caption translated from Spanish that read, “Kristen Stewart’s uncomfortable expression with this man’s closeness.”

The post quickly gained traction, racking up more than 2 million views and sparking a heated discussion among fans.

Many viewers interpreted Stewart’s body language as a sign that she was uncomfortable with how closely the man was standing. “There are people who don’t understand what personal space is,” one X user wrote while reacting to the clip.

Others, however, pushed back against that interpretation and suggested the interaction was being taken out of context. One social media user pointed out that the man appeared to be assisting Stewart during the event, writing that he was “translating” and that the actress “puts on a face of attention, not of discomfort.”

“He is her translator,” another fan explained. “He only got close to her to speak into her ear. I suppose there was a lot of noise in the environment.”

While neither Stewart nor festival organizers have publicly addressed the viral moment, the debate continues to gain attention online.

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Kristen Stewart Attended The Festival With Wife Dylan Meyer

The public appearance also marked a rare outing for Stewart and her wife, Dylan Meyer, whom she married in April 2025. The couple’s appearance comes during an exciting period in their professional lives, as Meyer prepares to make her directorial debut with “The Wrong Girls.”

The upcoming comedy stars Stewart alongside Alia Shawkat and follows two best friends whose lives are turned upside down after a case of mistaken identity. Stewart previously described the project as a “stoner girl comedy” while discussing a screenplay she and Meyer had been developing together.

Stewart Famously Came Out During Her ‘SNL’ Hosting Debut

Long before she was making headlines for viral film festival moments, Stewart sparked widespread conversation when she publicly addressed her sexuality during her hosting debut on “Saturday Night Live” in February 2017. During her opening monologue, the actress joked about Donald Trump‘s past criticism of her relationship with former “Twilight” co-star Robert Pattinson before making a statement that quickly went viral.

“I’m a little nervous to be hosting because I know the president’s probably watching, and, um, I don’t think he likes me that much,” Stewart said. “The president is not a huge fan of me, which is so OK, because Donald, if you didn’t like me then, you’re really probably not going to like me now. I’m, like, so gay, dude.”

Kristen Stewart Said Sharing Her Story Felt ‘Important And Topical’

The following month, Stewart reflected on the moment during an interview with The Sunday Times, explaining that her decision to come out publicly wasn’t about confusion over her past relationships but rather about recognizing the impact her visibility could have on others.

“It just seemed important and topical,” Stewart said. “I wasn’t hiding anything. I didn’t talk about my first relationships that went public because I wanted things that are mine to be mine. I hated it that details of my life were being turned into a commodity and peddled around the world.”

She continued, “But considering I had so many eyes on me, I suddenly realized [my private life] affects a greater number of people than just me. It was an opportunity to surrender a bit of what was mine, to make even one other person feel good about themselves.”

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Jackie Chan could well be the ultimate martial arts actor of all time, since he’s had roles in such movies for decades now, has had crossover appeal in terms of appearing in Hong Kong and American films, and he’s also well known for his dedication to action scenes and stunt work. There does exist a video that suggests he hasn’t done literally 100% of all his stunts, which is a thing that gets repeated about Chan in a similar way to Tom Cruise, but still, Chan has plainly done plenty of his own stunts and been right in the middle of various high-intensity action scenes.

Anyway, Jackie Chan’s very best starring roles from his greatest martial arts movies are outlined below. He had uncredited roles in some classics, like appearing as nameless fighters in movies like Enter the Dragon, Fist of Fury, and (apparently) A Touch of Zen. These are all technically some of the best movies Chan has appeared in, but he barely appears in them… and with A Touch of Zen, you can’t even really find him. (Then again, if you can, or if you know where to find photo or video evidence of which part of the movie Jackie Chan’s in, genuinely let me know; I am interested).

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‘Police Story 3: Super Cop’ (1992)

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The sentiment that sometimes gets echoed when it comes to Police Story 3: Supercop is that Michelle Yeoh outshines Jackie Chan in a series that had, up until that point, kind of been a starring vehicle for him. That’s not unreasonable to say, because Yeoh definitely makes a strong impression and has a lot by way of fighting and impressive stunts to do here, but it could be defined as a good showcase for both of them, since their dynamic drives the movie, what with it being a buddy film of sorts.

They both play cops who come from different backgrounds, and have some similarities and differences, though they do both want to take down the same drug lord. It’s typical buddy cop movie stuff, but with perhaps a little less comedy than you might expect, and also maybe just a little less broad humor than what could be found in the earlier two Police Story movies Jackie Chan starred in (more on both of those in a bit).

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‘Armour of God’ (1986)

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Armour of God has some problems, so it’s not quite a perfect action/adventure movie or anything, but the parts that work do make it worthy of a watch, if you’re into martial arts cinema. And it’s fun seeing Jackie Chan a little out of his comfort zone, since Armour of God gets globe-trotting in nature and scope, with its premise involving him clashing with a cult that wants the sword – and other pieces of armor – that he came into possession of during his treasure-hunting.

Like with a good many martial arts movies, the best action is saved for the final act, so the slower parts (or the scenes focusing on inconsistent comedy) are worth getting through, for the whole climax. Otherwise, Armour of God often gets talked about because Jackie Chan endured his most serious injury, as an actor/stunt performer, while filming this one (more details can be found here, though the year of release is mistakenly mentioned as 1989).

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‘Crime Story’ (1993)

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Even if the title sounds similar, and Jackie Chan plays a member of law enforcement, Crime Story is not officially part of the Police Story series. It’s a good bit darker than those films tend to be, and one of the rare Jackie Chan starring roles that doesn’t really require him to do anything comedic. For Jackie Chan, this is about as heavy-going as his movies get, albeit it’s still not one of the grimmest or grittiest martial arts films of all time or anything.

Once you adjust to the tone, Crime Story delivers quite a lot of compelling action, with a bit of hand-to-hand fighting alongside some shootouts, with this being about as close as you’re probably ever going to get to seeing Chan in either a neo-noir or heroic bloodshed sort of film. When there’s not action playing out, Crime Story can feel a bit meandering, or at least not consistent, but much can be forgiven when the action is so reliably strong.

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‘Operation Condor’ (1991)

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A sequel to Armour of God, Operation Condor marks a slight improvement on that film, since there’s a bit more by way of impressive action here, it’s paced a little better, and it feels a bit more at ease being an action/adventure movie than its predecessor. As for the plot, though, things are still simple, because Chan is still playing a treasure hunter, and he’s sent after, you know, some other treasure.

Various other people want the gold he’s searching for, and so it plays out as a whole chaotic race to find it. Armour of God gets compared quite often to Indiana Jones, and you can also, unsurprisingly, make that comparison when it comes to Operation Condor. It’s a fun and quite ambitious/large-scale romp, at least by Jackie Chan standards, and does indeed feel sufficiently adventurous throughout.

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‘Police Story 2’ (1988)

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You sort of have to go through the Police Story movies backwards, if you’re talking about the best ones and ranking them, since Police Story 2 is a little better than Police Story 3: Supercop, and yet it’s not quite on the same level as the first Police Story. Still, being in roughly the same ballpark as the original is well and truly something, considering how good that one is, and so Police Story 2 certainly satisfies in many ways, as an action/crime/comedy movie.

Narratively, it’s a bit whatever, and doesn’t have to be much more. There’s some degree of revenge wanted by the villains of the first movie, and Jackie Chan’s character also has to deal with some other consequences of what happened near the end of that movie. The important thing is that there are ample excuses for wild action, and Police Story 2 undeniably contains some all-time great Jackie Chan stunts, including one brief sequence that involves jumping around on top of a truck and then a bus, dodging signs and then eventually flying through a window.

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‘Project A’ (1983)

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It might be a little sacrilegious to only put one movie in this ranking that features both Jackie Chan and Sammo Hung, but Project A is their best collaboration. Also, a good many movies they’re both featured in have Chan in a minor role, not being much more than a cameo, in some instances. And also, some of them are hard to watch, outside the action scenes, with some really awkward (not just mildly unfunny) comedy found in quite a few of the Lucky Stars films.

Project A, though… to focus on Project A, it’s really good. Most of it holds up, it has some great stunts, and it allows Chan and Hung to play characters who fight pirates, so there is plenty to like. It also features a third legendary Hong Kong martial arts actor, Yuen Biao, so seeing them all in the one movie – and having that overall movie be as good as this – proves to be quite a treat, if you’re a fan of old-school martial arts flicks.

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‘Miracles: The Canton Godfather’ (1989)

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Possibly the most underrated of all the classic Jackie Chan action movies, Miracles: The Canton Godfather sees him starring in and directing a gangster movie, albeit one with a bit more comedy and action than most gangster films. It is a tonal oddity, sure, since much of it’s very farcical, and then there are other moments that are played more for drama, but that’s also a way it stays unpredictable and, overall, rarely boring.

Perhaps it’s a little too all over the place for some, and the runtime being over two hours doesn’t necessarily help, as the sweet spot for Jackie Chan’s best films is more in the 90 to 100-ish minute-long range. You take the good with the not-so-good here, to some extent, yet the good stuff in Miracles: The Canton Godfather is closer to excellent than good, truth be told, and there is also more than enough here to make it worth digging out (more people need to do some digging, when it comes to this one).

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‘Who Am I?’ (1998)

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Another Jackie Chan movie that’s kind of underrated, and one he co-directed, Who Am I? sees Chan doing a spy movie, basically. There’s a bit of comedy, and the comedy isn’t really consistent, but that can be said about most of his action comedies. You’re probably more here for the action, and the action can dependably be relied upon, though at least the premise here – with Chan playing a man with amnesia – has some novelty value.

Who am I? also feels valuable for being one of the final gonzo movies Jackie Chan starred in, since he was in his mid-40s at this point, and while he didn’t slow down entirely by the time the 21st century started, he wasn’t doing quite as many wildly dangerous stunts. So, you can view this as a bit of a last hurrah for that kind of Jackie Chan movie, even if he didn’t bid it farewell entirely… it’s more just that this feels noteworthy as a late-era Jackie Chan film where very little was seen as off-limits.

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‘Police Story’ (1985)

If Police Story (1985) isn’t the gold standard for martial arts cinema, then it is the gold standard for this kind of martial arts movie: one that takes place in contemporary times, or at least times that were modern when the movie came out, if that makes sense. It’s contemporary in feel because firearms and 20th-century vehicles factor into the action scenes, as opposed to something set long ago, like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (not a Jackie Chan film, but a good example of that sort of martial arts film).

There is a real focus on hand-to-hand combat for the finale of Police Story, which is easily one of the best action sequences ever, and it concludes with a remarkable stunt (even by Chan’s standards), where he slides down a long pole, through all sorts of obstacles, risking electrocution and who even knows how many other forms of harm. And then the destruction at the start of the movie is also remarkable, and between the great opening and closing, you’ve got some other solid action scenes, too. It’s just fun, fast-paced, and extremely impressive on a technical/choreography front.

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‘Drunken Master II’ (1994)

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An honorable mention should go out to the first Drunken Master, which was an early starring role for Jackie Chan, and one of his better 1970s films… but he did kind of come into his own in the 1980s, and kept the momentum going into the 1990s. So, it’s Drunken Master II that’s ultimately even better, and one of the very best action movies of its decade, too. Narratively, it’s about artifacts and different people who want them, including some who want to steal them.

They’re MacGuffins. They exist so people can fight. And fight they do. The fights here are incredible, and it stands in contrast to something like Police Story, because just about all the action here is hand-to-hand, whether the people are using their literal hands, or weapons that are handheld. The best action sequences in Drunken Master II are about as good as such action sequences have ever gotten, or will ever get, and they ensure the film is, overall, quite the classic within its genre.

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Jerry O’Connell isn’t afraid of a little perspiration.

The actor candidly shared his appreciation for wife Rebecca Romijn’s body odor in an interview on the “Thanks Dad With Ego Nwodim” podcast on Monday, June 29.

Romijn, 53, came up in the conversation as O’Connell, 52, and Saturday Night Live alum Nwodim, 38, discussed antiperspirants, with the actor sharing that he prefers spray deodorants over roll-ons.

O’Connell then admitted, “I have to tell you, my wife, Rebecca Romijn, rubs crystals under her arms. And I’m here to tell everyone it doesn’t work … the crystals under the arms doesn’t work.”

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“Now, I don’t mind the way my wife [smells] … it doesn’t offend me,” he continued. “This is going to get a little dirty … I kind of like it when I can smell my wife’s body odor. It’s kind of like, yeah, she’s alive, we’re alive, we’re living.“

O’Connell added, “It’s like a little kicking and, like, it’s a little funky town.”

O’Connell and Romijn have been married since 2007 and share twin daughters, Charlie and Dolly, 17.

Romijn was previously married to Full House icon John Stamos. The exes began dating in 1994 and tied the knot in 1998. Romijn and Stamos separated in April 2004, and their divorce was finalized a year later.

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Earlier in June, Stamos, 62, admitted on Bobbi Althoff’s “The Really Good Podcast” that, “I didn’t want to get divorced.”

“It broke my heart,” the actor said.

“She wanted to [get divorced]. It took me a long time to get over, but I have to say that … she has a nice life, she married another guy, they have kids, they’re doing great,” Stamos added, referring to O’Connell.

Stamos also recalled bumping into O’Connell at a recent party.

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“I met him recently. It was very interesting. He was very sweet. He was very nice,” he shared. “We were at a party together and he came over and he was super nice. He couldn’t have been sweeter. He was very, very funny and very charming.”

O’Connell also dished on their conversation during an appearance on SiriusXM’s Andy Cohen Live on June 23.

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“John Stamos was at this party and I was like, ‘I got to make a beeline for him. I gotta just like, I got to go extend my hand,’” O’Connell explained. “So I went, I saw him. His beautiful new wife was there. They have a kid. I put my hand out.”

“I hugged him and I said, ‘Why didn’t you tell me about the shopping addiction?’ I’m kidding,” O’Connell joked about Romijn. “That was a light-hearted joke I was trying to come up with.”

“I made some self-deprecating jokes. I made sure his new wife was there. You want everyone to feel included,” O’Connell continued, referring to Stamo’s wife, Caitlin McHugh, with whom Stamos shares son Billy, 8. “I whispered to him when I hugged him, ‘She says you’re bigger than me.’ … I whispered, ‘She says Greeks are better lovers.’”

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No decade has been more thoroughly mined for nostalgia than the 1980s. You might think it’s just because the decade’s movies are so good they’re unforgettable. Or maybe it’s just because Hollywood is out of ideas. 

That’s not it at all. It happened because the most popular kids’ movie of 1986 trapped an entire generation in a doom loop by killing off the person they loved most and replacing him with some plastic crap.

This is the story of how Transformers: The Movie screenwashed an entire generation into becoming slop eaters.

A Slop Eater is a person who mindlessly consumes without discrimination, driven by availability rather than quality. Transformers was ground zero for the explosion of nostalgia that has dominated every Millennial’s life for the last two decades.  Endlessly mining the past for nostalgia is flat-out slop.

Transformers: The Movie effectively screenwashed men into learning the worst possible lesson: that we should never put away our toys, and that we’re just one more throwback purchase away from reclaiming the happiness of our childhood. By the time you’ve finished reading this, you’ll understand how they did it, so that maybe, just maybe, together we can break the spell.

When 1986’s Transformers: The Movie came out, it did the very last thing its young fans expected by killing off Optimus Prime early in the movie. This tough-but-tender truck man was more than the leader of the Autobots: he’d been established as a pseudo-father to the kids who’d been watching him on television and were now in the audience. 

The filmmakers killed Prime off as a blunt way to demonstrate that this movie was playing for keeps, especially compared to the cartoon. Or at least that was their excuse.

The truth is that there was an ulterior motive at play here. The filmmakers were so focused on achieving that ulterior motive that they didn’t stop to consider the long-term consequences of their actions. What they were doing was creating a generation of man-child slop eaters.

Transformers: The Movie has a pretty relentless pace. After a bit of world-building (including the introduction of the Galactus-like Big Bad, Unicron), we see the Decepticons take over an Autobot ship, horrifically killing everyone on board. 

They use this to launch a daring raid on Autobot City, and it soon looks like the bad guys are going to win the day. That changes when Optimus Prime launches a one-man counter-assault that ends with a duel against Megatron, the ruthless Decepticon leader. Prime wins the battle with one final blow, but he has sustained too much damage and later succumbs to his injuries.

In some ways, that makes things worse. Optimus Prime doesn’t get a quick death like other ‘bots, including Starscream. Instead, we watch him slowly and excruciatingly die in the Autobot equivalent of a hospital room. He flatlines, and all hope is lost. We literally see the light leave his eyes. 

As if that’s not bad enough, his entire body turns gray, emphasizing the horrific transformation we just watched. This is no longer the strong, vibrant hero of a mighty army. He’s now just a collection of spare parts.

Looking back, older Transformers fans consider this the moment their childhood died, which is ironic. After all, this franchise is why their childhood never ended.

With Optimus dead, the film simply moves on and gives us a replacement, in a cynical attempt to sell toys based on new characters, intentionally teaching its child audience the worst possible lesson: when an old toy dies, just replace it with a new one.

Is Optimus Prime dead? No problem, Ultra Magnus has the Matrix of Leadership now. 

Wait, they just pulled Magnus apart? No worries, Hot Rod is about to get an upgrade. Be sure to buy both figures!

This is Replacement Nostalgia. Replacement Nostalgia is a media pattern in which childhood attachment is preserved not by memory or growth, but by continually replacing old versions of beloved icons with new ones, keeping the audience emotionally dependent on the franchise.

Transformers: The Movie conditioned an entire generation of kids into making Replacement Nostalgia a way of life through a four-step persuasion process.

Step 1: Childhood attachment is made disposable.

Optimus is not just a character; he is a moral father figure. Killing him says even sacred childhood icons can be swapped out.

Step 2: Grief is redirected, not resolved.

The kid is not asked to emotionally process Optimus being gone. The movie hands them Rodimus Prime and says, essentially, this is where your feelings go now.

Step 3: Replacement becomes continuity.

The franchise keeps going, so the child learns that emotional continuity does not come from maturation or memory. It comes from consuming the next installment.

Step 4: Nostalgia becomes renewable inventory.

Once the kid grows up, the same structure can be repeated: Optimus dies, returns, gets redesigned, rebooted, reissued, recollected, re-skinned. The adult is not asked to leave childhood behind. He is invited to keep buying upgraded access to it.

You’re not watching a story with a beginning, middle, and an end. You’re trapped in a narrative subscription model that keeps renewing over and over and over again. By the time the original Transformers generation grew older, there was never a thought about putting away childish things because constant consumption of nostalgia slop became their corporate-friendly way of life.

Speaking of which, companies constantly fill store shelves with toys that those now very grown kids still scoop up, hoping that they’ll eventually have enough plastic crap to fill that void deep inside us. A void left by Optimus Prime. These tchotchkes are a way of microdosing nostalgia; an attempt to recapture the joy felt at getting a new Transformer growing up.

Millennials are stuck between two very different eras. Not fully online, yet unable to put the digital cat back in the bag, the best they can do is swim towards the receding shore of the past, one rerun at a time.

By killing off Optimus Prime and many other characters, the film could introduce new characters whose toys the young audience would implore their parents to buy after the credits rolled. And no one stopped to think about how that might affect those kids as they grew up.

While Transformers has successfully reinvented itself for later generations (just take a look at the toy aisle if you don’t believe me), the original cartoon and movie were squarely aimed at a very young, Millennial audience. As this audience grew up, nostalgia became a core part of their identity. And as a result, Millennials never really learned to put the toys away. 

Hollywood is well aware of this collective nostalgia fixation and constantly floods the big screen with endless prequels, sequels, and reboots. After all, why try something new when most of your core audience is longing for something old? This is how we inexplicably got a third trilogy of Star Wars movies focused on Skywalker family drama. Even when Hollywood produces a nominally new IP like Stranger Things, it has to be soaked in enough ‘80s nostalgia to tickle the same part of our brains that still likes playing with vintage toys.

Sadly, endlessly making the Autobots and Decepticons fight each other won’t teach a man-child to transform into an adult. And watching them now can’t transform him back to who he was in the past. All that’s left is to look at fragments, hoping to catch a reflection of yourself from the last time you were truly happy. But fragments of happiness are better than no happiness at all, so Millennial men continue pursuing inner peace, one slop remake at a time. 

When you run out of remakes, you can relive the trauma by rewatching the original, coincidentally streaming on Amazon. While you’re there, be sure to order a new toy. Don’t worry; I’m sure this will be the one that finally makes everything better!

Jerry O’Connell recently shared some candid details about life with his wife, Rebecca Romijn, revealing the actress has a “funky” smell.

The 52-year-old actor didn’t hold back in a new interview as he proudly confessed his love for her body odor while noting that she rubs “crystals” under her armpit instead of using regular deodorant.

Jerry O’Connell previously came under scrutiny when he joked that Rebecca Romijn only finds him “appealing” when she’s “high.”

During a chat with former “Saturday Night Live” alum, Ego Nwodim, on her podcast, O’Connell shared some interesting details about his wife’s hygiene methods and how much he likes her natural smell.

As the pair chatted about antiperspirants, the actor noted that he strictly prefers spray deodorants over roll-ons, before dragging Romijn into the conversation.

“I have to tell you, my wife, Rebecca Romijn, rubs crystals under her arms. And I’m here to tell everyone it doesn’t work … the crystals under the arms doesn’t work,” O’Connell said.

He continued, “Now, I don’t mind the way my wife [smells] … it doesn’t offend me. This is going to get a little dirty … I kind of like it when I can smell my wife’s body odor. It’s kind of like, yeah, she’s alive, we’re alive, we’re living.”

“It’s like a little kicking and, like, it’s a little funky town,” O’Connell added about his wife’s smell, per Us Weekly.

The Hollywood couple tied the knot back in 2007 and are proud parents to 17-year-old twin daughters Charlie and Dolly.

The Actor Admitted His Wife Will Only Touch Him When She’s ‘High’

O’Connell tends to have no filter when it comes to sharing details about his relationship with his wife. The actor previously raised eyebrows when he shared that Romijn only finds him “appealing” when she’s high.

The comment came about while he was having a conversation with comedian Bill Maher on his podcast about smoking.

O’Connell noted that while he doesn’t smoke, he lives with someone who “vapes,” referring to Romijn.

This prompted him to say: “The only time my wife finds me appealing is intimate with me … the only time my wife — what’s the word? — touches me is if my wife takes a hit off that pen.”

Later in the episode, Maher questioned whether O’Connell was a “health nut,” which led the actor to confess his love for processed food and takeout orders.

Maher couldn’t resist poking fun at his lifestyle, joking that O’Connell sounded like a guy who “doesn’t get laid unless his wife is high.”

Jerry O’Connell Once Shared That Rebecca Romijn Helped Him Quit Smoking By Threatening To Stop Sleeping With Him

For O’Connell, quitting the habit of smoking required a major and intimate intervention from Romijn. Back in February, the actor revealed that he had a major nicotine addiction for decades, which he was eventually able to beat with the help of hypnosis.

However, what pushed him to seek such an unconventional solution was his wife’s threat to stop sleeping with him if he continued smoking.

“I struggled with nicotine for decades… had to get hypnotized,” O’Connell said during an appearance on actress Sophia Bush’s podcast, noting that he hasn’t smoked in over 14 years.

The television personality explained that the true turning point was sparked by Romijn’s dramatic marriage ultimatum.

“My wife said she would not touch me if I smoked, and that lasted about two months,” he recalled. “I thought it was a joke. Then, after, like, two weeks, there was no physical contact. After about three and a half weeks, I was like, I gotta do something.”

After finding it hard to quit on his own, O’Connell shared that he reached out to a friend, who advised him to try seeing a hypnotist as it worked for them.

The Actor Was Surprised That Hypnosis Worked On Him

Speaking further about his journey to quit smoking, O’Connell noted that he struggled with the idea of getting a hypnotist, but was convinced to give it a try by a friend who claimed to have successfully quit thanks to the unconventional method.

For the session with the hypnotist, O’Connell revealed that he brought along a photo of his wife and kids, and was told to sit on a recliner with headphones on.

“…and there was, like, spa music. And she was like, ‘Count to nine, eight…’ and I fell asleep,” the actor recalled.

When he was done, O’Connell remembered thinking to himself, “What a joke,” seemingly annoyed that he “just gave some old lady $800.”

“What a waste of money,” the actor said. But, to his utter amazement, the results were instant.

“I walked to my car. I got in it. I had a pack [cigarettes], put the ciggy in my mouth, brought the lighter up… I couldn’t light it… I swear to you. I swear to you. I’ve never been hypnotized for anything else,” O’Connell said.

Jerry O’Connell Said His Wife And Daughters Got ‘Physical’ With Him Over Politics

In another candid moment, O’Connell shared that he got into a heated physical altercation with Romijn and their daughters over politics.

The actor opened up about the shocking moment, which was sparked by his comment on Donald Trump defeating Kamala Harris in the 2024 presidential election.

“I said something along the lines of, ‘There was no planning. This is what they get. There should have been a primary,’” O’Connell shared with Bill Maher on his “Club Random” podcast. “I was just spit-balling ideas.”

Things then took a turn, as he branded the intense reaction from his wife and daughter “shocking.”

“My wife and daughters, without saying anything, became physical with me. They were filled with rage,” O’Connell recalled.

“I live in California,” he added about the incident. “I live with not one, not two, but three people who, if I made any kind of joke, they’d become very angry with me.”

After his comments went viral, the actor shared on social media that he was done doing podcasts, confessing that his family was “mad” at him over his candid remarks.