Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones and the Dial of DestinyImage via Disney
Steven Spielberg recently made a long-awaited return to sci-fi, but like the genre’s other prodigal son, Ridley Scott, his comeback wasn’t as successful as he’d have liked. While Scott’s new movie, The Dog Stars, has underperformed commercially and received mediocre reviews, Spielberg’s far more expensive Disclosure Day barely broke even and left audiences largely indifferent. Spielberg hasn’t delivered an outright hit since Ready Player One, which was released nearly a decade ago. But it’s easy to forget that Ready Player One was released at a time when Spielberg was going through a similar lull, with movies such as War Horse and The BFG both falling short of the mark at the box office. It was during this decade that he attempted to launch a franchise with a movie that honored some of his most iconic past work. The movie in question is currently streaming for free in the United States.
It marked Spielberg’s first time working in performance capture, and the freedom he got resulted in some of the most ambitious sequences he has ever crafted. A oner in the movie is often ranked among the greatest action beats of the last few decades. The movie was based on a series of popular Franco-Belgian comic books that Spielberg became aware of when he was promoting Raiders of the Lost Ark in Europe. Although the movie was produced during a particularly successful era for comic book adaptations, familiarizing American audiences with the source material was always going to be a challenge. Eventually, Spielberg was unable to pull it off, with the movie only grossing around $70 million domestically.
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Collider Exclusive · Action Hero Quiz Which Action Hero Would Be Your Perfect Partner? Rambo · James Bond · Indiana Jones · John McClane · Ethan Hunt
Five legends. Five completely different ways of getting out alive — with style, with muscle, with charm, with luck, or with a plan so intricate it probably shouldn’t work. Ten questions will reveal which action hero was built to have your back.
🎖️Rambo
🍸James Bond
🏺Indiana Jones
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🔧John McClane
🎭Ethan Hunt
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You’re dropped into a dangerous situation with no warning. What do you need most from a partner? The first few seconds tell you everything about who belongs beside you.
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You have to get somewhere dangerous, fast. How do you travel? How you get there is half the mission.
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You’re pinned down and outnumbered. What does your ideal partner do? This is when you find out what someone is really made of.
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The mission is paused. You have one evening to decompress. What does your partner suggest? Who someone is when the pressure drops is who they actually are.
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How do you prefer your partner to communicate mid-mission? Good communication is the difference between partners and a liability.
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Your enemy is powerful, well-resourced, and has the upper hand. How should your partner approach them? The approach to the enemy defines the partnership.
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Things go badly wrong and you’re captured. What do you trust your partner to do? Who someone is when you need them most is the only thing that matters.
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What does your ideal partner bring to the table that you couldn’t replace? A great partner fills the gap you didn’t know you had.
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Every partnership has a cost. Which of these can you live with? No one comes without baggage. The question is whether you can carry it together.
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It’s the final moment. Everything is on the line. What do you need from your partner right now? The last question is the most honest one.
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Your Partner Has Been Assigned Your Perfect Partner Is…
Your answers have pointed to one action hero above all others. This is the person built to have your back — for better or considerably, spectacularly worse.
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Rambo
Your partner doesn’t talk much, doesn’t need to, and will have assessed every threat in your immediate environment before you’ve finished your first sentence. John Rambo is not a man of plans or politics — he is a force of nature shaped by survival, loyalty, and a capacity for endurance that goes beyond anything training can produce. He will not leave you behind. He has never left anyone behind who deserved to come home. What you get with Rambo is the most capable, most quietly ferocious partner imaginable — one who has been through things that would have broken anyone else, and who chose to keep going anyway. You’ll never need to ask if he has your back. You’ll just know.
James Bond
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Your partner will arrive perfectly dressed, perfectly briefed, and with a cover story so convincing it’ll take you a moment to remember what’s actually true. James Bond is the most professionally dangerous person in any room he enters — and the most disarmingly charming, which is the point. He operates in a world of layers, where nothing is what it appears and every advantage is used without apology. You’ll never be bored. You’ll occasionally be furious. But when it matters — when the mission is genuinely on the line and the margin for error has collapsed to nothing — Bond is exactly the partner you want. He has survived things that have no business being survivable. He does it with style. That is not nothing.
Indiana Jones
Your partner will know the history, the language, the cultural context, and exactly why the thing everyone else is ignoring is actually the most important thing in the room. Indiana Jones is brilliant, reckless, and occasionally impossible — but he is also one of the most resourceful, most genuinely knowledgeable partners you could find yourself beside. He approaches every situation with a scholar’s eye and a brawler’s instinct, which is an unusual combination and a remarkably effective one. He hates snakes and gets personally attached to objects of historical significance, both of which will slow you down at least once. It doesn’t matter. What Indy brings is irreplaceable — and the adventures you’ll have together will be the kind people write books about. Assuming you survive them.
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John McClane
Your partner was not supposed to be here. He does not have the right equipment, the right information, or anything approaching the right odds. He has a sarcastic remark and an absolute refusal to accept that the situation is as bad as it looks. John McClane is the greatest accidental hero in the history of action cinema — a man whose superpower is stubbornness, whose contingency plan is improvisation, and whose capacity to absorb punishment and keep moving would be alarming if it weren’t so useful. He will complain the entire time. He will make it significantly more chaotic than it needed to be. And he will absolutely, unconditionally, without question come through when it counts. Yippee-ki-yay.
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Ethan Hunt
Your partner has already run seventeen scenarios by the time you’ve finished reading the briefing, and the plan he’s settled on involves at least two things that should be physically impossible. Ethan Hunt operates at the absolute edge of human capability — technically, physically, and intellectually — and he brings the same relentless precision to protecting his partners that he brings to dismantling organisations that shouldn’t exist. He is not easy to know and he will never fully tell you everything. But he will carry the weight of the mission so completely, so absolutely, that your job is simply to trust him — and the remarkable thing is that trusting him always turns out to be the right call. The mission will be impossible. He will complete it anyway.
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Here’s Where You Can Watch Steven Spielberg’s Adventure Movie for Free
By now you’ve probably guessed that we’re talking about The Adventures of Tintin. The movie was very successful overseas, and it eventually made around $375 million worldwide against a reported budget of $130 million. Featuring Jamie Bell, Andy Serkis, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, and Daniel Craig, the film now holds a “Certified Fresh” 75% score on Rotten Tomatoes. The aggregator website’s consensus reads, “Drawing deep from the classic Raiders of the Lost Ark playbook, Steven Spielberg has crafted another spirited, thrilling adventure in the form of Tintin.” A sequel was announced with co-producerPeter Jacksonat the helm, but it has been stuck in development hell for 15 years. Recently, however, Jackson revealed that he is ready to get working on the sequel and that work on the script is underway. You can watch The Adventures of Tintin on Pluto TV, and stay tuned to Collider for more updates.
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