Seven dangerous fellas, zero interest in subtlety, and pretty horses. That’s this particular Western in a nutshell, because it does nothing quietly. It takes the bones of a classic story and then throws it into the body of a louder and bloodier action movie for modern times. It’s dusty, yes, and violent as well, but it’s the exact kind of movie that you’ll be looking for when you need something to stream late at night on the weekend.
The Magnificent Seven is streaming for free on Pluto this month, giving viewers another chance to revisit the brutal Western reimagining from Antoine Fuqua. The film is set in a desperate town that hires a group of outlaws, gamblers, bounty hunters, and gunslingers to protect them from a ruthless industrialist who wants their land. What could possibly go wrong? That setup is classic Western material, but it’s tinged with the revenge thriller aspect too, and it’s easy to see the Yellowstone comparison in its land-war setup, while the body-count-heavy action gives the whole thing a bit of John Wick energy, only with horses, dust, and fewer pencils.
The cast includes Denzel Washington (Gladiator II) as Sam Chisolm, Chris Pratt (Guardians of the Galaxy) as Josh Faraday, Ethan Hawke (The Lowdown) as Goodnight Robicheaux, Vincent D’Onofrio (Daredevil: Born Again) as Jack Horne, Byung-hun Lee (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra) as Billy Rocks, Manuel Garcia-Rulfo (The Lincoln Lawyer) as Vasquez, and Peter Sarsgaard (Shattered Glass) as Bartholomew Bogue.
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Collider Exclusive · Sci-Fi Survival Quiz Which Sci-Fi World Would You Survive? The Matrix · Mad Max · Blade Runner · Dune · Star Wars
Five universes. Five completely different ways the future went wrong — or sideways, or up in flames. Only one of them is the world your instincts were built for. Eight questions will figure out which dystopia, galaxy, or desert wasteland you’d actually make it out of alive.
💊The Matrix
🔥Mad Max
🌧️Blade Runner
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🏜️Dune
🚀Star Wars
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You sense something is deeply wrong with the world around you. What do you do? The first instinct is often the truest one.
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In a world of scarcity, what resource do you guard most fiercely? What we protect reveals what we believe survival actually requires.
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What kind of threat keeps you up at night? Fear is useful data — if you’re honest about what you’re actually afraid of.
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How do you deal with authority you don’t trust? Every dystopia has a power structure. Your approach to it determines everything.
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Which environment could you actually endure long-term? Survival isn’t just tactical — it’s physical, psychological, and very much about where you are.
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Who do you want in your corner when things fall apart? The company you keep is the clearest signal of who you actually are.
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Where do you draw the line — if you draw one at all? Every survivor eventually faces a moment that tests what they’re actually made of.
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What would actually make survival worth it? Staying alive is one thing. Having a reason to is another.
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Your Fate Has Been Calculated You’d Survive In…
Your answers point to the world your instincts were built for. This is the universe your temperament, your survival instincts, and your particular brand of stubbornness were made for.
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The Resistance, Zion
The Matrix
You took the red pill a long time ago — probably before anyone offered it to you. You’re a systems thinker who can’t help but notice the seams in things.
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You’re drawn to understanding how the system works before figuring out how to break it.
You’d find the Resistance, or it would find you — your instinct for spotting constructed realities is the machines’ worst nightmare.
You function best when you have access to information and the freedom to act on it.
The Matrix built an airtight prison. You’d be the one probing the walls for the door.
The Wasteland
Mad Max
The wasteland doesn’t reward the clever or the well-connected — it rewards those who are hard to kill and harder to break. That’s you.
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You don’t need comfort, community, or a cause larger than the next horizon.
You need a vehicle, a clear threat, and enough fuel to outrun it — and you’re good at all three.
You are unsentimental enough to survive that world, and decent enough — just barely — to be something more than another raider.
In the wasteland, that distinction is everything.
Los Angeles, 2049
Blade Runner
You’d survive here because you know how to exist in moral grey areas without losing yourself completely.
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You read people accurately, keep your circle small, and ask the questions others prefer not to answer.
In a city where humanity is a legal designation rather than a feeling, you hold onto something that keeps you functional.
You’re not a hero. But you’re not lost, either.
In Blade Runner’s world, that distinction is everything.
Arrakis
Dune
Arrakis is the most hostile environment in the known universe — and you are precisely the kind of person it rewards.
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Patience, discipline, and political awareness are your core strengths — and on Arrakis, they’re survival tools.
You understand that the long game matters more than any single victory.
Others come to Dune and are consumed by it. You’d learn its logic and earn its respect.
In time, you wouldn’t just survive Arrakis — you’d begin to reshape it.
A Galaxy Far, Far Away
Star Wars
The galaxy far, far away is vast, loud, and in a constant state of violent political upheaval — and you wouldn’t have it any other way.
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You find meaning in being part of something larger than yourself — a cause, a crew, a rebellion.
You’d gravitate toward the Rebellion, or the fringes, or whatever pocket of the galaxy still believes the Empire’s grip can be broken.
You fight — not because you have to, but because standing aside isn’t something you’re capable of.
In Star Wars, that willingness is what makes all the difference.
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How Successful Was ‘The Magnificent Seven’?
In a manner of speaking, it did well, but it wasn’t a massive smash. It grossed about $162.4 million worldwide, including $93.4 million domestically, against a reported $90 million production budget, so that gives it about 1.8x its production budget. That’s a decent amount, but when marketing and advertising costs are factored in, the movie probably made a small loss. It opened well, though, with $34.7 million in North America and topped the box office that weekend. Critically, it was more mixed. Rotten Tomatoes lists it at 64%, with critics praising the cast and action but saying it didn’t really reinvent the Western as a genre. Collider’s review of the movie was absolutely not one of the positive ones as it slammed it for taking one of the finest Westerns ever made and turning it into a rote action movie. Why would you want to watch this if the original film or Seven Samurai are sitting right there?
The Magnificent Seven is streaming for free on Pluto this month.
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