Another rat has abandoned Starmer’s sinking ship – this time the comms chief

As we reported on 8 February, Keir Starmer’s chief-of-staff Morgan McSweeney resigned in disgrace. What is it they say about rats and sinking ships?

How long will Starmer last now?

As Skwawkbox wrote for the Canary:

Keir Starmer’s appalling chief of staff, Morgan McSweeney, has quit. According to ‘mainstream’ media, Starmer hopes this will ease the pressure that he has been under from the ongoing Mandelson scandal. If he really thinks this, he’s more hopeless than we thought – and that’s a tough bar to cross.

We don’t think Allan going will help either. At the same time, it’s certainly not going to hurt. Like most of his colleagues, Allan is another washed up Blairite with nothing to offer besides spite and failure.

People have highlighted that Allan is just one in a long line of comms directors:

A complete inability to hold on to a communications director hasn’t done much for Labour’s communications. Regardless of who’s in charge, it’s never reassuring to see four different people fighting over the steering wheel.

Here’s what HG wrote for the Canary in September 2025:

Keir Starmer has appointed Tim Allan as Downing Street’s new director of communications. Allan is a former trustee of Sex Matters – an anti-trans group.

According to the Financial Times, Allan has previously worked for Kazakhstan and Qatar, along with Vladimir Putin’s government.

He also worked as the deputy director of communications for former Prime Minister Sir Tony Blair, under Alastair Campbell. Blair even called him ‘more right-wing than me’.

A transphobic errand boy to Putin and Blair – this is who Starmer wanted in charge of his comms?

It’s no wonder this ship is sinking.

Journalist Kevin Schofield said the following about Allan:

We must have blinked and this period of ‘effectiveness’ and ‘respect’ that Starmer’s operation enjoyed.

Chaos with Keir

Speaking of Starmer, it was rumoured that he planned to step down today. That no longer seems to be the case – not for the moment at least:

We don’t know who’ll step into the comms role next, but good luck selling this absolute clusterfuck of a government to the British public.

Featured image via Terry Ott (Wikimedia)