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Keir Starmer Battles To Save Political Career
Keir Starmer will run the gauntlet on Monday night as he addresses the weekly meeting of the Parliamentary Labour Party.
Those gathering in Committee Room 14 of the House of Commons will include some of the prime minister’s fiercest critics, as well as his dwindling band of supporters.
The PM is expected to tell his MPs and peers that he is “angry and frustrated” over the Peter Mandelson which has triggered the biggest crisis of his time in Downing Street.
The disgraced former Labour peer, who Starmer appointed the UK’s ambassador to Washington a year ago, now faces a criminal investigation for allegedly leaking sensitive information to the convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein.
Morgan McSweeney, the highly-influential No.10 chief of staff who advised the PM to give Mandelson the plum diplomatic role, paid with his job on Sunday afternoon.
“Keir has just lost his political brain,” observed one MP.
Few inside the Labour Party do not believe that Starmer himself will be next through the exit door.
One MP told HuffPost UK: “It’s over, but he has a chance of running this till Gorton is done.”
That is a reference to the Gorton and Denton by-election on February 26, where Labour is defending a majority of nearly 13,500 but face a monumental challenge to see off the challenge of the Greens and Reform UK.
Starmer will tell the PLP he is “beyond angry” with Mandelson and pledge to introduce a range of reforms to clean up politics in light of the scandal.
A senior government source said: “The Epstein scandal exposed a culture that didn’t value the lives of women.
“It is utterly contrary to what Keir Starmer stands for and the values at the heart of a government tackling misogyny in schools, halving violence against women and girls and overhauling how our criminal justice system serves victims.”
But left-wing Labour MP Andy McDonald told Radio 4′s Today programme that unless the PM admits his own mistakes, he is toast.
“If he comes tonight and simply says Peter Mandelson was horrible and he’s very nasty and I made a mistake to believe what he said and we move on and we carry on as we are, that’s not going to cut it,” he said.
“Everybody in the PLP knows it’s much deeper than that.”
He added: “It’s in his hands. If he doesn’t own the error he’s made and recognise the problem in front of him and tell us how he’s going to deal with it, then I’m afraid it is coming to an end, if not today then certainly in the weeks and months ahead.”
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RAF Lakenheath and Mildenhall accused of aiding and abetting war crimes
Lakenheath Alliance for Peace (LAP) has handed in a letter at RAF Lakenheath in Suffolk. The letter, to the UK and US base commanders, highlights war crimes supported by RAF Lakenheath and RAF Mildenhall. It details their disregard of International Law and concerns about UK control of the bases. Although the US Air Force uses the bases, they’re British sovereign territory and the UK is legally liable.
This will be the sixth letter LAP has handed in to base commanders. It signals the start of a six day International Peace Camp at RAF Lakenheath’s main gates. LAP has received no reply to any of its previous letters.
Well over 100 fighter jets and bombers have deployed from RAF Lakenheath for the attack on Iran. RAF Mildenhall has also had active involvement in the illegal war of aggression by providing refuelling for bombers deploying to the Middle East. Israeli fighter jets have been recorded flying in and out of Mildenhall.
Attacks on civilian infrastructure such as desalination plants in Iran and hospitals in Gaza are war crimes. As is the bombing of an Iranian elementary girls school, killing at least 175 children and teachers.
Nukes at RAF Lakenheath
LAP believes US nuclear B61-12 bombs have already arrived at RAF Lakenheath. The UK government has kept this secret. Norwich based Lesley Grahame said:
Mass destruction is plain wrong, wherever and whoever the perpetrator. When it comes from your neighbourhood, it is for us to stand up and say no, or become a complicit target. Our refusal of consent is active, non-violent and necessary.
The deployment of newly developed nuclear weapons with advanced capabilities is not compatible with the UK’s Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT) obligations and is a breach of Article 1 which states:
Each nuclear-weapon State Party to the Treaty undertakes not to transfer to any recipient whatsoever nuclear weapons or other nuclear explosive devices or control over such weapons or explosive devices directly, or indirectly.
USAF fighter / bombers including F-35As, F-15Es and F-22s have been deployed from ‘RAF’ Lakenheath for the attack on Iran along with numerous C-17s. Although they are USAF planes, the fact that they are using UK territory makes it an act of aggression by the UK against Iran.
The Military Aviation YouTube channel filmed and published three Israeli F-35I arriving at RAF Mildenhall on 16 February and then departing for Israel on 18 February. The Israeli media had reported the delivery of the new aircraft on 20 January. Israel has used the F-35I in attacks against Gaza, Yemen and Iran.
LAP is calling on the base commanders to take immediate steps to bring all illegal activities at these bases to an end and to return any nuclear bombs that may already be at RAF Lakenheath to the US. Members of the public are welcome to join in with activities at the Lakenheath International Peace Camp from 1-6 April.
Read the full text of the letter here.
Featured image via YouTube / Military Aviation Channel
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This is the only seasoning Italians actually use
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Green Party success requires everyone to show up
The Green Party conference passed a motion opposing energy nationalisation with just 0.2% of members voting for that. If progressives want the Greens to succeed they need to show up and do their part. Obviously some people are working hard but they could get a better long-term deal on that if they engaged with democratic process.
Idolisation is not enough
It’s not enough to leave it to Zack Polanski to solve issues. The idolisation of figureheads, however much what they say resonates, is a lacklustre approach to politics.
There’s a lesson from history here. Former UK prime minister Clement Attlee initially opposed some of the nationalisations of his 1945 government. It was a 1944 Labour conference and “conscious mass participation” from members of the public that solidified and advanced the changes.
At its conference, the Greens watered down previous commitments to energy nationalisation. Now the party has voted to bring only the energy infrastructure (grid and distribution) into public ownership.
The motion essentially stated that competition is a better mechanism for energy providers.
Politics and identity
You can have a political dimension without that becoming you’re entire identity. In fact, it’s quite critical that you do given politics is what determines the cost of essentials, the legislation you live under, and the freedoms you have.
The Green Party have over 215,000 members yet only a handful of them are choosing what could become government policy one day.
The fourth industrial revolution, if approached with public equity, will bring similar questions of identity. No longer will people identify with the job they had.
Worth it
With such potential on the cards, it’s crucial that people do their part. Movements that rely only on figureheads rarely make actual change, even if it’s bringing back and improving policies older generations already enjoyed (free tuition fees, public ownership of essentials, affordable housing, etc).
If you’re a progressive, make your voice heard.
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The 9 Best Clit Suction Vibrators If You Love Oral Sex
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Look, not every lover gets oral sex right. And we need to be better at admitting that, because around eight in 10 women can’t orgasm from penetration alone – so clit stimulation is a big deal. Period.
If you’re sick of asking your partner to move up, a little down, go faster, but a bit softer, it could be time to let these clit suction vibrators step in.
Because trust us, they’ll get the job done. Unlike ‘regular’ vibrating sex toys, these clit vibrators are designed to stimulate the feeling of sensational oral sex.
Using suction technology – or sound waves, in some cases – they create a vacuum around your vulva to bring extra blood flow, and increase sensitivity in your clitoris.
What to look for in a clit suction vibrator
Sex toys aren’t exactly cheap, so there are a few crucial things to consider when splashing out on something that will be in bed with you for the next five or so years.
If you’re totally new to this kind of toy, it might be best to go for something simple (with fewer settings) like the ROMP X Lovehoney Switch. But if you don’t want to be worrying about the battery running out mid-sesh, look for toys that are rechargeable.
More seasoned toy users might also want a toy that has a ton of settings to play with – like the Womanizer Enhance, which uses suction and vibration stimulation – or a waterproof toy that can be used in the shower.
Whether you’re looking for a sex toy to bring in as a third with your partner, or something to spice up a solo night in, these are the best clit suction vibrators to shop now.
Not sure if an oral sex toy is for you? Don’t worry, the ROMP X Lovehoney Switch is a budget-friendly option for beginners thanks to having just six intensity levels to choose from.
Anything that ends with the suffix ‘et’ is always adorable, so of course the same goes for this teeny Womanizer X Lovehoney Starlet vibe, which is small enough to fit in your handbag.
Two words: guaranteed orgasms. I’m sure we don’t need to say more, but just in case you need a little extra convincing, this sex toy is basically two in one – vibrator and clit suction toy. If 100% of testers can have an orgasm the first time they use it, you will too.
Let’s get one thing straight: making the most of your pleasure isn’t ‘indulging’. It’s what life is all about. Now we’ve got that gripe at the name of this toy out of the way, can we have a moment for the dual stimulation design? We see a blended orgasm in your future, and it is bright.
Truly, is there anything better than a sex toy that requires literally zero effort to come? This might look like an odd shape, but once you’ve rested the suction end against your C-spot, and the other vibrating end against your vagina and leave it there to get off hands-free, nothing else in the world matters. Yeah… it’s my go-to toy for a reason.
You know the saying ‘bang for your buck’? Well, that applies to this toy. It might cost a pretty penny, but that’s for good reason. Life is all about self reflection, and LELO has gone back and tweaked its best-selling toy not one, two, but three times now to get to this perfect, wide-mouthed, non-numbing glory of a little fucker. You really get what you pay for.
There’s a reason most of the greatest poetry in the world is about romantic love. And I’m going to make the bold guess that it’s because of great head. This vibe will turn you into a sonnet writer in just one use, thanks to the fact it has three mouth sizes to change between for the perfect fit to your clit, and the sweet shape that fits exactly in the palm of your hand. Gorgina.
Ariana Grande had one thing right when she sang ‘thank you, Next’. She must have been talking about this brand new toy, right? This is a rabbit vibrator Samantha Jones could have only dreamed of. As well as a vibrating shaft, it’s loaded with 14 modes of Pleasure Air Technology that warm you up to an orgasm – and down.
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All The Health Benefits Linked To A Cup Of Rooibos Tea
Mint tea may have benefits for our digestive system, while passionflower tea can help us sleep.
And there’s some evidence to suggest that rooibos tea, a South African variety made from the fermented leaves of the Aspalathus linearis shrub, can help with everything from reducing inflammation to controlling blood sugar and boosting our gut health.
Green rooibos is made from the same leaves, but they’re unfermented.
Here are some of the potential health benefits of the caffeine-free tea:
1) It’s brimming with antioxidants
Green rooibos tea is the only source of aspalathin (which helps to maintain cell health), and it’s high in other antioxidants, like quercetin (potentially anti-inflammatory, anti-histamine, and immune-boosting), too.
Antioxidants help to protect our DNA from harmful free radicals. They may also assist in protecting against chronic illness, heart disease, and cancer.
A 2023 review found that drinking rooibos tea seemed to be linked to higher antioxidant levels in our bodies.
2) It could be good for our gut health
According to a 2024 paper, green rooibos tea appears to help to keep our guts moving.
It could also help the integrity of a single-cell gut layer, which helps us to absorb nutrients and keeps toxins and disease out.
3) It could help to manage inflammation
Inflammation isn’t always a bad thing. We need it to build muscle and recover from some illnesses.
But when inflammation becomes chronic and happens when the body doesn’t need it, it can lead to “inflammaging”. That can “contribute to conditions such as heart disease, type 2 diabetes, dementia, and frailty,” GP Dr Suzanne Wylie previously told HuffPost UK.
A 2021 paper said that rooibos tea might help to limit the growth of angiotensin converting enzymes (ACEs), linked to inflammation and high blood pressure.
4) It may help to manage blood sugar
Remember the rooibos tea-specific aspalathin we mentioned earlier? A 2023 paper suggested that it could help to explain why rooibos tea seemed to help control blood sugar levels in both healthy and at-risk individuals.
Still, more research is needed to work out how, why, and to what extent that’s true.
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The EU’s perspective on UK-EU relations
Jannike Wachowiak offers some insight into the EU’s perspective on UK-EU relations.
Brits spend an inordinate amount of time discussing what they want from the EU. They spend far less, however, pondering what the EU and its member states might want from them. This is perhaps understandable. Brexit has been a central fault line in British politics and has divided our political parties for more than a decade. Consequently, from the Malthouse Compromise to more recent calls for a customs union, the intended audience is often domestic. That said, this is hardly a recipe for a successful negotiation between the two sides.
So, where does the EU stand on all this? Perhaps the first thing to note is that the UK no longer features prominently on the EU’s list of priorities. European leaders simply don’t spend much time thinking about relations with the UK. The war in Ukraine, relations with the US and China, and the competitiveness of the single market have long replaced Brexit at the top of the council’s agenda.
A window of opportunity opened when Labour came to power in July 2024. There was genuine curiosity about the promised reset. However, European leaders quickly grew impatient over the perceived lack of clarity and drive from London. As ever, they felt the ball was in the UK’s court. That it was up to London to decide what it wanted and communicate this. This view still holds. As the commission’s chief spokesperson put it as recently as February, the forthcoming summit (presumably in July 2026) would be “the occasion to discuss with UK what, exactly they, have in mind, and how they propose to go about it.”
Partly, this is due to a sense that it should not be the EU’s responsibility to fix what the UK broke; partly, the EU’s institutions still remember past attempts at closer cooperation being rebuffed by the UK. Most significantly, the EU remains wary of offering a ‘privileged’ relationship to the UK which could then unravel established relationships with other third countries, such as Norway or Switzerland.
None of which is to say that the EU is not interested in closer relations with the UK. There is a recognition that times have changed since the TCA negotiations of 2020, and that the UK is an important partner in a more dangerous world. The commission’s 2024-29 political guidelines make it clear that the EU wants to strengthen relations ‘on issues of shared interest, such as energy, security, resilience and people-to-people contacts’.
The UK government might be well advised to focus on these areas. While talks are already underway on UK participation in the EU’s electricity market and youth mobility, cooperation on security and resilience remains, at present, underexplored. However, as in the case of the failed Safe negotiations, there is no guarantee of success even in areas of mutual interest. Nevertheless, both sides appreciate the need for cooperation. Importantly, the EU recently decided to leave the door ajar for UK companies to benefit from the €90bn loan for Ukraine.
Conspicuously absent from the Commission’s list of ‘shared interests’ is trade. More than five years into the application of the Trade and Cooperation Agreement, its most recent assessment maintains that it is a ‘very good’ agreement for the EU. This indicates a high threshold for reviewing the economic elements of the deal. What is more, the British Prime Minister’s expressed interest in exploring alignment in certain areas of the single market comes up against the EU’s red lines: no cherry-picking, and the need to maintain the balance of rights and obligations in agreements with other third countries. While the EU’s willingness to negotiate agreements on food and drinks and electricity shows some flexibility, it is unlikely that this will extend to further areas of the single market unless there is a wider discussion around freedom of movement and significant cohesion payments.
An additional difficulty is that the EU is currently discussing ‘Made in EU’ targets which might shut out certain British products and technologies from European supply chains. It will be up to member states (and the European Parliament) to define whether ‘Made in EU’ extends to trusted partners outside the single market.
While excluding the UK would be bad news for Europe’s resilience, there is no unified EU view. Some, like Germany, advocate more permissive conditions for a partner which they deem strategically important (‘Made with Europe’ rather than ‘Made in Europe’).However, others, like France, are pushing back – wanting to favour their own industries – or are simply less concerned by how a third country like the UK may be impacted.
All of which means the UK must invest time and resources in understanding the evolving priorities in Brussels and in member states. London needs to consider what contribution the UK can usefully make to strengthening Europe’s resilience and security. This would also make it easier to test British proposals in other areas, in dialogue with the EU and member states, ultimately increasing their chances of success.
By Jannike Wachowiak, Research Associate, UK in a Changing Europe.
This piece was originally published by the Fabian Society in their report Pressing reset: our relationship with Europe.
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Protests confront tourism and aviation for Housing Action Days
Protests across at least 10 cities have highlighted the harms of ‘touristification’.
Particularly through its reliance on aviation, the tourism industry is driving displacement, deepening housing crises and fueling climate breakdown worldwide.
Demonstrations were seen in Barcelona, Palma and San Sebastián (Spain), Belfast (Northern Ireland), Lisbon (Portugal), Malolos (Philippines), Marseille and Paris (France), Mexico City (Mexico) and Vienna (Austria).
Worldwide action
From marches and performances to blockades and direct actions, communities resisted the transformation of neighbourhoods into ‘playgrounds for the rich’.
Across the world, long-term residents are being priced out. Urban and coastal areas are also reshaped for tourists and multinational companies.
International tourism relies heavily on air travel, one of the fastest-growing sources of carbon emissions. Backed by cheap flights and expanding air routes, this model privatises public land, drives up rents and undermines local economies, pushing communities into increasingly precarious conditions.
Protesters stressed that touristification and aviation are intertwined crises, driven by a system that prioritises profit over people and the planet.
World Cup of dispossession
In Mexico, protesters denounced the impacts of large-scale events like the FIFA World Cup. They called it the “World Cup of dispossession”, promoting local displacement, private interests and megaprojects instead of human rights, such as housing, water and dignified work.
In Barcelona, Palma, San Sebastián, Belfast and Vienna, demonstrators called for an end to the expansion of short-term tourist accommodation. This includes listings on platforms like AirBnB, which they argue drive up housing costs and accelerate gentrification.
In Marseille, protests highlighted the social and environmental impacts of overtourism.
In Malolos, fisherfolk and community members opposed the construction of the new Manila International Airport, which is driving displacement and the loss of livelihoods.
‘Fewer planes, more homes’ was a slogan seen in Paris and in Lisbon, where protesters formed a red line to oppose the conversion of a city-centre building into a hotel.
Drawing a red line
Inês Teles, spokesperson for the global network Stay Grounded, said:
We need to draw a red line. We must stop airport expansion, reduce air traffic, limit short-term tourist accommodation and make housing a right, not a commodity. We are united in the fight for affordable, accessible housing for all and against the forces that profit from our homes, displace people and destroy our planet. Our communities and the planet are not for sale.
These actions took place during the Housing Action Days (23–29 March), a global week of mobilisation with over 150 actions in 96 cities, demanding housing justice on a liveable planet.
Featured image via Stay Grounded
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Starmer Shrugs Off Trump’s Threat To Leave Nato
Keir Starmer has shrugged off Donald Trump’s threat to leave Nato by defending the alliance and insisting Britain will not be joining the Iran war.
The US president told The Telegraph America’s membership within the organisation is “beyond reconsideration” after his allies refused to back his offensive in the Middle East.
Trump said: “I was never swayed by Nato. I always knew they were a paper tiger, and Putin knows that too, by the way.”
He expressed disbelief that his allies have not backed the US’s attacks, saying: “Beyond not being there, it was actually hard to believe. And I didn’t do a big sale. I just said, ‘Hey’, you know, I didn’t insist too much. I just think it should be automatic.
“We’ve been there automatically, including Ukraine. Ukraine wasn’t our problem. It was a test, and we were there for them, and we would always have been there for them. They weren’t there for us.”
“You don’t even have a navy,” the president said of the UK. “You’re too old and had aircraft carriers that didn’t work.”
Asked if he thinks Starmer should spend more on defence, the president said: “I’m not going to tell him what to do. He can do whatever he wants. It doesn’t matter.
“All Starmer wants is costly windmills that are driving your energy prices through the roof.”
But in a press conference on Wednesday, the prime minister made it clear that he still supports the defence alliance – and wrote off Trump’s attacks as “noise”.
He said: “Nato is the single most effective military alliance the world has ever seen, and it has kept us safe for many decades and we are fully committed to Nato.
“Whatever the pressure on me and others, whatever the noise, I am going to act in the British national interest in all the decisions that I make.
“That’s why I have been absolutely clear that this is not our war and we are not going to get dragged into it.
“I am equally clear that when it comes to defence and security and our economy future, we have to have closer ties with Europe.”
He confirmed that the government will soon announce a further summit with EU leaders as the UK works closer with its allies on the continent.
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UK Chancellor Admits She Is ‘Angry’ With Trump For Starting War In Iran
Chancellor Rachel Reeves has admitted she is “angry” at Donald Trump for starting the war in Iran.
Iranian troops have effectively closed the Strait of Hormuz ever since the US president decided to bomb Iran in late February.
Closing the major oil shipping lane has sent oil prices rising and rocked the global economy.
The president has attacked allies, particularly the UK, for not supporting his efforts.
He has called the Royal Navy “too old” and threatened to pull out of Nato after claiming the defence organisation has not given him “automatic” backing.
But Keir Starmer has held his own, reiterating on Wednesday that Britain would not be “dragged” into the conflict – while also warning that economic strains lie ahead.
Speaking to Radio 2′s Jeremy Vine, Reeves went further and said she was “angry” over Trump’s decision to bomb Iran.
She said: “I’m angry that Donald Trump has chosen to go to war in the Middle East – a war that there’s not a clear plan of how to get out of it.
“It’s why we didn’t want to enter this.
“Yes it will have implications for our economy, I get that.
“We are monitoring very closely what’s happening – trying to bring the oil and gas into the UK so that those supplies are there and get the prices down. We are monitoring the situation very carefully.”
“We are preparing – as you would expect me to be – for every single eventuality to make sure there alongside people, standing beside them, keeping costs down for everyone.”
The White House is trying to find an off-ramp to end the conflict and Trump claims Iran has asked for a ceasefire.
The president also told Reuters that the US will be “out of Iran pretty quickly” now Iran are supposedly “incapable” of using a nuclear weapon.
Iran has denied the claim and say the strait is “fully” under the control of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC).
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The Best Supermarket Easter Eggs From M&S, Aldi, Lidl, More
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That’s right, dear reader – if you want to get your Easter egg shopping done, it’s getting down to the crunch (pun intended).
It’s now officially less than a week until Easter, and you’d best believe the eggs will be flying off the shelves.
But when it comes to picking the right one, we’re all virtually drowning in different choices.
Between half eggs, loaded eggs, traditional eggs, and eggs that aren’t even really shaped like eggs at all, it’s a mountainous task.
That’s why we at HuffPost UK have bravely put our blood sugar levels on the line to test as many supermarket eggs as we possibly could before Easter.
Want to know which we thought were the best? We’ve laid it all out right here for you, ranked by taste, texture, and value for money.
M&S Easter Eggs – Reviewed by Lifestyle Writer Amy Glover
“I was skeptical. I was wrong. This viral custard cream-shaped ‘egg’ smells amazing, and the clotted cream flavour of the inside is properly delicious; like nothing I’ve eaten. The crushed custard creams inside made a perfect texture contrast, too.”
Flavour: 9.5
Texture: 9.5
Value: 9.5
Overall score: 9.5
Tesco Easter Eggs – Reviewed by Contributor Aidan Milan
Waitrose Easter Eggs – Reviewed by Parents Editor Tasha Hinde
“First up, this isn’t really an egg. It’s more like a flat slab of chocolate in an oval shape. This looks expensive (like something you’d get from a posh chocolatier), and it tastes it too. I loved the creaminess of the ruby chocolate juxtaposed with the tanginess of the cherries and raspberries. It’s not sickly, just a fruity slab of deliciousness – in fact, very moreish. The texture might feel a little odd to milk chocolate egg purists thanks to the addition of fruit, but the flavour more than makes up for it.”
Flavour: 9Texture: 7Value: 6
Overall score: 7.5
“Fans of almond croissants will enjoy this Easter egg, which is certainly the most eye-catching of the bunch thanks to its unique croissant shape. The almond flavour is there, but it’s subtle. I like the crunch of the nutty bits buried among the rich blonde chocolate. This is an extravagant one for sure, but also quite sickly, so it’ll last you a good few weeks.”
Flavour: 8.5Texture: 9Value: 6.5
Overall score: 8
“I think this is my favourite as it’s not too sickly and it’s the one I find myself coming back to whenever I walk past the kitchen. The egg itself is smooth milk chocolate with a decorative section of crunchy salted caramel pearls on the front. The chocolate also has bits of salted caramel pieces within it, so even when you’ve polished off the delicious pearls, you still get that caramel hit in amongst the rest of the chocolate. This isn’t trying too hard, and IMO, that’s the best way to be. It’s also the best value Waitrose egg at just over a fiver.”
Flavour: 10Texture: 10Value: 9.5
Overall score: 10
Morrisons Easter Eggs – Reviewed by Contributor Aidan Milan
“This is a really solid egg with a failsafe flavour combo – who doesn’t like salty pretzel, caramel, and honeycomb? Unfortunately, I taste-tested it at the same time as another caramel, pretzel and honeycomb flavoured egg that blows this one (and most of the other eggs I tried) out of the water.”
Flavour: 8Texture: 9Value: 9
Overall score: 8.5
“Now this egg is great if your sweet tooth knows no bounds. For me, it’s a little too much, between the layers of chocolate and the thick caramel sitting at the bottom. But the crunch is very satisfying, and it’s one I’m sure I’ll plug away at one bite at a time.”
Flavour: 6.5Texture: 9Value: 8
Overall score: 8
Lidl Easter Eggs – Reviewed by Lifestyle Writer Amy Glover
ASDA Easter Eggs – Reviewed by Contributor Aidan Milan
“This is a pretty simple, straightforward egg – the dark chocolate complements the raspberry, which is no surprise at all. If dark chocolate is your favourite flavour and you like to keep things unfussy, you could do a lot worse! Unrelated: They really missed a trick not calling this range ‘eggceptional.’”
Flavour: 8.5Texture: 8.5Value: 5.5
Overall score: 7.5
“This vegan egg was another firm favourite of mine – yes, even compared to all the other non-vegan/free-from eggs I tried. Granted, without the milk, the flavour of the chocolate was a little on the thin side, but I’ve always had a weakness for cherry bakewells, and this egg has the flavour and the texture down pat.”
Flavour: 9Texture: 9.5Value: 9.5
Overall score: 9.5
Aldi Easter Eggs – Reviewed by Parents Editor Tasha Hinde
“This is oddly my fave Aldi egg (although maybe it’s not that odd as I bloody love a biscuit). It’s visually a treat to look at, and the white chocolate is creamy and goes really well with the raspberry flavour layer. It’s not sickly – even my partner comments on how tasty it is. Big fan!”
Flavour: 9.5Texture: 9Value: 9
Overall score: 9
“Expect Belgian milk chocolate with an extremely sweet biscuity centre where you’re hit with caramel, blond chocolate and fudge flavours with crunchy biscuit textures. There’s a lot going on – I’m not a huge fan of the milk chocolate, but the centre is tasty if you love all those sweeter ‘millionaire’ flavours. It’s sickly though (and I’m a sweet tooth!). It’s just as well there’s only half an egg in there, as it’ll take me weeks to get through this. One bite at a time is enough for me.”
Flavour: 5Texture: 6.5Value: 6.5
Overall score: 6

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Moser Roth Pistachio Layer Egg
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“If you love pistachio everything, this is the egg for you. Expect a thick layer of smooth milk chocolate, followed by a white chocolate and pistachio inner layer. The pistachio is nutty and creamy, with a touch of sweetness thanks to the white chocolate. The flavours work well and don’t overpower each other. As the chocolate is thick, you might need a hammer to crack it open, but once you’re in, you won’t be disappointed.”
Flavour: 7.5Texture: 9.5Value: 7
Overall score: 8
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