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MPs defend right to get pissed at work

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On Sunday 26 April, the Green Party’s Hannah Spencer complained that MPs stank of booze in parliament. This served as a reminder for many of us that MPs are provided with subsidised alcohol at work. For belligerent MPs and journalists, however, Spencer’s comments served as a rallying call to defend their god-given right to drink at work:

Binge Britain (for MPs in parliament, anyway)

This is what Spencer had to say on the matter:

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For reference, the parliamentary estate has more bars than some town centres:

Booze is also subsidised, as a 2023 petition on 38 degrees highlighted:

Did you know, alcohol for MPs and Lords is subsidised in the Houses of Parliament by taxpayers money. Last year, almost £500,000 was spent on drinks for those working in the parliamentary estate including 46,562 pints of beer and 2,800 bottles of bubbly.

While Spencer was talking specifically about MPs drinking at night between votes, it’s important to note these bars don’t magically disappear during the day. If your place of work had a bar with cheap booze, wouldn’t you feel like drinking was essentially encouraged?

Labour MPs together

Getting to the backlash, here’s what Labour MP Luke Charters had to say:

Breaking news: MPs are human and sometimes have a drink.

Classic clickbait farming

MPs work long days for constituents, and yes, sometimes share a drink in the evening with colleagues.

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Last week I was scandalously spotted with… an alcohol-free pint or two between votes

But sure, let’s talk about that instead of the Greens’ wacky policies.

Trying to distract us, maybe?

There’s so much to get to here.

  1. The issue isn’t that they “sometimes have a drink”; the issue is they often have several drinks – something most humans don’t do.
  2. If he was drinking “alcohol-free” booze, she wasn’t talking about him, and maybe he should pipe down?
  3. The mention of alcohol-free booze suggests he felt pressured pile on Spencer, but he didn’t want it to look like he’s an alcoholic.
  4. What would the Greens be distracting from, exactly? The fact that they’re beating Labour in the polls, or the fact that Labour is about to get annihilated in the local elections?

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Honestly, it seems like Labour needs a distraction more than anyone, and the backlash to Spencer is it.

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Providing further evidence that Labour MPs felt pressured to pile on, this post from Natalie Fleet barely even makes sense:

Working in a palace is mad. It’s part of job I struggle most with.

Smell of fags&beer at 10pm are one of things that make it seem tiny bit normal

I say that as someone who’s never smoked & got sober to become an MP!

If I ever feel comfortable there, it’s time to leave…

What does this even mean?

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The crack

Many like Nigel Farage made the following point:

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This is actually pretty straightforward, so we can “make it make sense”.

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The Green Party has discussed plans to legalise drugs, with various measures put in place to allow for people to take drugs as safely as possible. This would be an alternative to the status quo, in which drugs are easy to get hold of and serve as a tremendous source of income for criminal enterprise.

Should the Greens legalise drugs, that would not enforce a situation in which it’s legal to shoot up at work. In fact, for most people in the UK, it’s not even okay to drink at work.

This is the point she was making, Nigel.

Does it “make sense”, yet?

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On it

Other furious politicians included Tory MP Ben-Obese-Jecty:

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The angry backlash from MPs shows why it’s essential to have more people like Spencer in politics. She’ll keep calling things out which seem obvious to the rest of us, and establishment MPs will keep showing their arses in their response.

Featured image via House of Commons

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By Willem Moore

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