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Occupied Territories Bill: Irish teachers confront government
Delegates at two conferences for teachers’ unions have confronted education ministers about the Irish government’s ongoing failure to pass legislation limiting trade with so-called ‘Israel’ via the Occupied Territories Bill.
Attendees at the Teachers’ Union of Ireland (TUI) annual congress met minister for further and higher education James Lawless with chants of “enact the Occupied Territories Bill”. At the equivalent gathering for the Irish National Teachers’ Organisation (INTO), teachers demanded the same of minister for education and youth Hildegarde Naughton.
Successive governments have stalled on passing the legislation for a staggering eight years since Independent TD Frances Black first introduced the then Control of Economic Activities (Occupied Territories) Bill in 2018. It is now known as the The Israeli Settlements in the Occupied Palestinian Territory (Prohibition of Importation of Goods) Bill, but is typically still referred to as the Occupied Territories Bill (OTB).
Micheál Martin’s government has done everything possible to stymie progress of the bill, often claiming legal complexities as the key cause of delay. In reality the Genocide Convention – which requires signatories to prevent and punish acts of genocide – trumps the concerns Martin has raised. Halting all trade with the Zionist entity would be an effective way to adhere to the state’s responsibilities under the Convention.
Occupied Territories Bill restricting trade with ‘Israel’ weakened to help multinationals
In January the Taoiseach let slip the real reasons for the hold up – the negative effects for big companies operating in Ireland. Martin described the services element of the bill as “completely non-implementable”, and went on to say:
There would also be an impact for Irish multinationals, or multinationals based in Ireland. We need to be clear eyed about that, and people need to realise that and know about that.
Foreign affairs spokesperson for Labour Duncan Smith pointed out the obvious when saying Martin’s move was:
…a political choice, and it is the wrong one.
Martin has whined that the bill would “be very, very limited indeed” on its “impact on Israeli policy”. If watered down as much as Martin would like, yes. On its own and without other countries following suit, yes. However, a bill banning all trade with the Zionist pseudo-state would have a significant effect, given Ireland is the largest per-capita importer of goods from the terrorist regime. If followed by similar bills across the world, it would have a devastating impact on the apartheid economy.
When News Chambers confronted Tánaiste Simon Harris at the end of March if the OTB should be expedited, Harris claimed that:
…it’s being worked on as fast as it can…
He again cited vague legal concerns. No one would seek lengthy legal advice before smashing a car window on a hot day to rescue a suffocating baby. Similarly, the continuing atrocities of the Zionist land thieves warrant immediate response. In both examples, strong action taken should be easily legally defensible as a means of preventing a greater harm.
Delegates at the INTO conference passed a motion condemning the government’s failure to enact the OTB. They also included in that motion a demand that Irish schools adopt an ethical procurement policy in compliance with UN standards on human rights. A key part of this would involved ending trade with the Zionist entity. It would also mean adhering to policies laid down by the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS) campaign against the terrorist regime in Tel Aviv.
GAA still under pressure for Allianz support
INTO members also put the spotlight back on the Gaelic Athletic Association (GAA) for their continued partnership with Allianz. The German insurance giant was named by UN Special Rapporteur Francesca Albanese in her landmark Economy of Genocide report. The company pumps vast sums into the criminal Zionist economy via investment in shares and bonds there. The GAA allow Allianz to sponsor its events.
INTO members’ particular focus is on Cumann na mBunscol, who promote and organise Gaelic Games in primary schools. The Allianz logo features prominently on their web page. It is self-evidently obscene to have this criminal company’s name attached to children’s sport, at the same time as it aids the massacre of children in Palestine.
INTO General Secretary John Boyle emphasised this message, saying there:
…can be no hiding place for those who cause the deliberate destruction of childhood.
Referencing the OTB, he went on to say that:
We need a government that shows the courage once demonstrated by the Dunnes Stores workers who helped bring an end to apartheid in South Africa – a government willing to enact the Occupied Territories Bill and show that Ireland will not be complicit in human rights’ violations.
This is indeed the example to look to. The Irish government in 1987 enacted a ban on importation of all apartheid South African products following a three year campaign against such items by the Dunnes Stores strikers.
In 2012, Desmond Tutu described apartheid ‘Israel’ as worse than its South African counterpart. Now it not only perpetrates apartheid, it carries out genocide. Rather than delays followed by a watered down version of the OTB, Martin’s government must move towards a ban of all trade with the illegitimate settler-colony.
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The trial of three young Ukrainian men facing arson charges for allegedly setting fire to property belonging to Keir Starmer is underway. The prosecution is attempting to paint a picture of Russian involvement in the attacks. Allegedly, a Russian-speaker known as ‘El Money’ paid the men to set the fires and they accepted, even though Ukraine was already at war with Russia.
Not only is the issue of motive for a Russian paying Ukrainians to target a UK PM helping Ukraine not being addressed, prosecution barrister Duncan Atkinson has told the jury that it’s none of their business:
It is no part of your considerations to decide who ‘El Money’ is and what reason he might have had to co-ordinate the actions of these defendants against these properties and this car associated with the prime minister.
The court has heard that police extracted data from the defendants’ phones and searched it by key terms, contacts and locations. But although the information was put into a timeline for the case, Atkinson said that the timeline might not match exact timings of the events. He told jurors that the information extracted includes “images and video of the three locations” of the arson attacks.
The defendants were also said to have used the Telegram encrypted messaging app, which “in many cases” meant police could only recover half of the conversations because of automatic or manual deletions.
Starmer’s property that was attacked included a RAV4 car, a house in Ellington Street managed by a company of which Starmer had been a director and shareholder and a house in Countess Road that he still owns. Allegedly, the accused bought supplies from B&Q for the attacks.
All three deny the charges.
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By Skwawkbox
In the latest sign that Donald Trump has a high opinion of himself, his face is set to appear in a set of commemorative American passports.
Patriot passport unlocked. Limited edition. Stamped for America 250. — The White House (@WhiteHouse) April 28, 2026
pic.twitter.com/86uxPS1FEk
Trump — Happy birthday
These passports will celebrate America’s 250th birthday. While a more moderate president might have seen fit to picture one of their predecessors, Trump has instead opted to plaster his pouting mush inside.
An administration official has confirmed to the BBC that the new designs will be available for “any American citizen” who applies for a passport when the rollout kicks off, and will continue for as long as there is availability.
The passports will also only be available at the Washington Passport Agency.
There is actually some confusion around this, with some thinking it will apply to all passports issued this year:
If you're renewing your passport or your National Parks pass this year, it will have Trump's face on it https://t.co/CV4ptRsQ4p pic.twitter.com/hRajGjGPnD
— Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) April 28, 2026
Attorney Mike Levin said:
You have got to be kidding me.
The State Department is putting Donald Trump’s scowling face on the U.S. passport.
His signature in gold. Superimposed over the Declaration of Independence, a document literally written to get away from this exact behavior.
No sitting president has ever done this. Coins, park passes, battleships, and now your passport. The man cannot find a surface he will not slap his name or face on.
This is not patriotism.
It is vanity.
Trump’s niece, meanwhile, said the following:
I've never been so relieved to have already renewed my passport. pic.twitter.com/tbnEEuyLgJ
— Mary L Trump (@MaryLTrump) April 28, 2026
Home of the vain
A White House spokesperson said:
President Trump’s new patriotic passport design provides yet another great way Americans can join in the spectacular celebrations for America’s 250th birthday.
Between the UFC250 Fight, the Great American State Fair, Freedom250 Grand Prix, and this new passport celebrating our freedom, President Trump continues to proudly lead a renewal of national pride and patriotism during our historic semiquincentennial celebration.
While it’s tempting to suggest Trump is doing a poor job celebrating the 250th anniversary, with his UFC fights and his vanity passports, let’s be real; these things encapsulate precisely what America is.
America is a violent and vainglorious nation, and while it could one day be something more than that, it certainly isn’t in the year of its 250th anniversary.
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By Willem Moore
The boats of the latest Global Sumud Flotilla en route to Gaza have come under attack from “self-identified” Israeli military fast attack boats.
Gaza flotilla under attack
The attackers pointed lasers and semi-automatic assault weapons at the boats and ordered participants to gather at the front of the boats on their hands and knees.
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According to flotilla organisers, an SOS was issued but the flotilla’s communications are now being jammed. Drones are circling and ‘buzzing’ the vessels:
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Following the pattern of previous Israeli piracy, the attackers are ordering the crews to surrender and allow their humanitarian cargos to be taken to Israeli ports:
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Israel is a terror state and the UK government its enablers. Solidarity with all its victims and those trying to help them.
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By Skwawkbox
On Wednesday 29 April, Nigel Farage spoke to the BBC. During the course of this interview, the interviewer asked Farage why he wasn’t talking to Green Party leader Zack Polanski. The Reform leader responded in predictably evasive fashion, prompting the following from Polanski:
Nigel Farage asked on BBC news this morning if he'd debate with me.
Says he's too busy with the local elections & it will just be a "big row."
I've been asking him for months. Someone's running scared? Vote Green.
— Zack Polanski (@ZackPolanski) April 29, 2026
Zack Polanski — ‘someone running scared’
As Zack Polanski said, Farage has been ducking Polanski for some time. This is what Rose Cocker reported for the Canary on 4 February:
Reform leader Nigel Farage is running scared of Green leader Zack Polanski. And, in the run-up to the Gorton and Denton by-election, the clash between the two parties could well be a sign of things to come in the British political landscape.
Of course, Farage is refusing a challenge to a face-to-face debate with Polanski. After all, the far-right figurehead is far batter at manufacturing glib soundbites than he is at answering probing questions.
The Gorton & Denton by-election was widely seen as a pivotal moment in the history of British politics. Labour looked set to lose a safeseat that they’d held for decades, with the winner likely to be Reform UK or the Green Party. The winner would no doubt pick up considerable momentum, with the runner-up losing some of their sparkle.
In other words, any serious leader would have bent over backwards to secure a head-to-head debate.
Nigel Farage, meanwhile, responded like this:
"I generally find that if you pick a fight with a chimney sweep you get covered in soot, so I might just leave that alone"
"But he's got a fan club – all the heroin smokers and everything" pic.twitter.com/e5F6H80eV4
— Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) February 3, 2026
WATCH: Nigel Farage rejects Zack Polanski's request for a one-to-one debate
Absolute shitbag behaviour.
His fear of Polanski goes back further too, as we reported in January:
On 9 January, Green Party leader Zack Polanski challenged Reform Nigel Farage to a one-to-one debate. As you’d expect, Farage immediately accepted the offer, as he was keen to defend his well thought-out political ethos to an engaged audience.
Oh wait, that’s wrong isn’t it; we meant to say he completely blanked Polanski and went silent:
Has anyone seen Nigel Farage in the last 20 hours? — Harry Eccles (@Heccles94) January 10, 2026
https://t.co/qpoAFwtNHK
If you’re wondering why Farage is ducking Polanski, it’s because unlike Reform, the Green Party has actually identified who’s at fault for the problems this country faces:
Unlike Labour, we are serious about ending Rip Off Britain. That must mean measures like rent controls.
We aren't afraid to take on vested interests.
And we won't hesitate in taking practical action to reduce the cost of living. https://t.co/DXktDWDCil
— Zack Polanski (@ZackPolanski) April 29, 2026
Smear and loathing
In other Farage news, Novara reported on 29 April:
Nigel Farage visited a social housing estate in Wales by helicopter, but pretended he had driven.
A Merthyr Tydfil resident told Novara Media that when the Reform leader visited the town as part of his general election campaign, he “landed in the next valley over so that nobody knew he’d come by helicopter”.
“This isn’t what people in Merthyr travel by,” she added.
While I was in Merthyr I had the most extraordinary conversation: while visiting south Wales Farage had allegedly come by helicopter – but then drove from the next valley, where the chopper was – to obscure how he travels.
Reform are welcome to correct! pic.twitter.com/yhckwYeBWO
— Aaron Bastani (@AaronBastani) April 29, 2026
Novara’s Bastani also had this to say on the smears being deployed against Polanski and the Green Party:
.@AaronBastani: "It's a bit like with Zack Polanski isn't it, all the antisemites are joining the party led by the Jewish guy, can't you see it? No I can't actually, you're crazy" pic.twitter.com/1RDtYoUTlY
— Saul Staniforth (@SaulStaniforth) April 28, 2026
It’s right to call these smears out — not least because the Green Party does sometimes back down to them.
We saw this in the past with the suspension of would-be candidates; we’ve seen it recently with the suspension of anti-Zionist Jewish activist Tony Greenstein, and with the stitch up around the ‘Zionism is Racism’ motion. At the same time, the party is making more of an effort to stand behind candidates smeared by the establishment, and that’s a positive development.
Standing up to Reform, Labour, and the billionaires is good, but you have to stand rigid. The second you show signs of buckling at the knees, the establishment will have you on the ground in an instant.
Polanski has mostly been steadfast on these issues, which is why Farage knows he’s going to struggle against him in a debate.
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By Willem Moore
The post ‘British Jews are under siege’ appeared first on spiked.
The Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) has promised to not only meet but increase how many PIP applications they process — but they’ll only be able to do this by making it easier for themselves.
At the beginning of the year, the department was once again shamed by a parliamentary committee for its utter incompetence. The Public Accounts Committee (PAC) was so unimpressed that it expressed serious doubts about wheteher the DWP could actually support disabled people into work.
A big part of this was how badly they have handled the PIP backlog. The committee highlighted that the backlogs are so bad that they are having a seriously detrimental effect on claimants’ well-being.
The department was slammed by PAC as they couldn’t meet their own target of processing just 75% of new claims in 75 days. They were instead only managing to process 51%. The committee requested that the DWP update them on when this will be improved and how they expect to do this.
DWP moving the goalpost instead of admitting failures
In response to this, the DWP has announced it will be upping its target to 90%. However, they will be giving themselves 120 days to do this. That means they only have to process a fifth more claimants, but they’re giving themselves three-fifths more time.
The DWP, of course, gives absolutely no details as to how they will do this. However, they did say that so far they’ve made it easier to submit claims by introducing online applications, working to reduce postage time and apparently investing in ‘additional resource to support increased speed of clearance across the PIP
system.’ But naturally, they don’t say what this resource is.
The department also gave a more detailed breakdown of how many claims were processed within the 75-day target and beyond.
- 390,500 claims were processed within 75 working days, just 50.9% of all claims
- 287,500 claims were processed after 75 working days, but within six months, 37.5% of all claims
- 84,300 claims were processed after six months, but within twelve months, 11.0% of all claims
- 4,600 claims were processed after twelve months, 0.6% of all claims
Misleading
They try to make this sound like a good thing naturally, but 287,500 waiting for nearly six months is bad enough. Never mind the more than one in ten people who had to wait up to 12 months to get the vital support they need — and the 4,600 people who wait far longer than that.
But of course, they couldn’t resist telling big fat fucking lies as well. As Hannah Sharland reported on Disability News Service, the DWP claimed the clearance time had not “exceeded” 16 weeks in more than three years. However, that same month, new departmental data showed the wait had hit 20 weeks.
The fact that the DWP has absolutely no shame in any of this shows just how much of a farce of an organisation they are. They know full well that they can’t hit these targets, but instead of admitting that they’d rather move the goalposts again.
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The White House has soft-launched renaming ICE to NICE — in an attempt to whitewash the government-backed thugs’ crimes.
Trump is awake and he’s now demanding that ICE be renamed to NICE so the media has to say “NICE agents” everyday. This is what the president is focused on. Very weird stuff. pic.twitter.com/5zOuYTMCaA
— Harry Sisson (@harryjsisson) April 27, 2026
Trump reposted the suggestion, which was made by a MAGA ‘journalist’.
NICE supposedly stands for ‘National Immigration and Customs Enforcement.’ However, social media users have far more interesting suggestions.
the n stands for nazi https://t.co/RDiWNbr6d9
— hasanabi (@hasanthehun) April 28, 2026
NICE = Nazi Infantry for Clients of Epstein https://t.co/Bp4PkNXhQD
— Hassan Mafi (@thatdayin1992) April 29, 2026
Already this year, at least 15 people have died while in ICE custody.
Additionally, ICE agents murdered two people during anti-ICE protests in Minnesota.
A rebrand won’t distract us from the truth: this reprehensible agency murdered two Minnesotans in broad daylight.
Abolish ICE. https://t.co/4FwXNek8gF
— Rep. Ilhan Omar (@Ilhan) April 27, 2026
Changing it to “NICE Agents” will totally make Minneapolis residents forget about how ICE agents murdered two of our neighbors, great rebranding https://t.co/hWXe9SrW3v
— Mike Norton (@NortonMpls) April 28, 2026
Of course, no amount of name changes, rebrands or nazi-style propaganda can hide the crimes that ICE has committed.
when the pr so bad you have to change your @ https://t.co/DF22YpoDYk
— Leesi ☽ꨄ︎☾ (@LeesiBB) April 27, 2026
Similarly, no amount of government backing can make those crimes disappear.
https://t.co/8OCrYKdxK6 pic.twitter.com/GzlNUIvcWV
— Hassan Mafi (@thatdayin1992) April 28, 2026
Nice? Seriously?
It’s hard to know when Trump is being serious and when he’s not.
However, Mr Fake Tan has already attempted to rebrand the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America and the Department of Defence as the Department of War.
Don’t tell Trump that not a single other country uses either of those phrases. He might threaten to blow something up.
On a serious note, I don’t know a single person who calls Twitter X. So what makes him or his government think anyone will actually care if they change the name?
we still call it twitter do you really think we give a fuck if you change the name https://t.co/nEWYf3tEzM
— Cal (@HoodlumCallum) April 27, 2026
On Thursday, 23 April, Senate Republicans approved a budget resolution to fund ICE and Customs and Border Protection (CBP). The bill passed with a 50-48 vote.
The bill will allow the government to allocate up to $140bn to ICE and CBP.
However, the bill still has to be adopted by the House of Representatives. Only then can officials begin drafting legislation to hand the funding to the two agencies.
Inherently racist
ICE is inherently racist, which makes the soft-launch of ‘NICE’ even more fucked up.
The Supreme Court ruled that ICE may detain people without clear evidence. This means people can be detained based on the language they speak, their place of work, or even their physical appearance.
This means ICE can resume “roving” patrols in places such as Los Angeles without needing concrete evidence to target specific workplaces or areas.
ICE is targeting people who speak Spanish and those with accents, low-wage workers such as those in construction at car washes, even if they have not committed any crimes.
Importantly, this is in direct contravention of the Fourth Amendment, which guarantees:
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
This means the government must have probable cause that a person has committed a crime to arrest them. Plus, unlawful presence in the US isn’t actually illegal; it’s merely a civil offence.
Trump can rename ICE — but it won’t take away the fact that the institution under Trump is racist, violent, and in direct violation of the US Constitution.
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By HG
Politics
ICJP issues legal letters to UK universities over unlawful surveillance of students and staff
The International Centre of Justice for Palestinians (ICJP) has issued letters to 12 UK universities in relation to a recent investigation by Al Jazeera and Liberty Investigates. This revealed them to have paid private intelligence and security firms to monitor, profile, and assess pro-Palestinian students and academic staff. The letters outline immediate and concrete steps that the universities must take to mitigate ongoing legal risks.
The security firm, Horus Security Consultancy Limited, undertook the systematic collection, analysis, and sharing of information relating to individuals’ political opinions, associations and lawful activism, including through social media monitoring, speaker vetting, and intelligence-style reporting.
Concerningly, these practices appear to have been undertaken without the knowledge or consent of affected individuals and, in some cases, may have informed institutional decision-making.
These revelations, which only came to light after an extensive investigation by Al Jazeera English and Liberty Investigates, expose the universities to serious and overlapping legal risks under data protection law, human rights law, higher education regulatory frameworks, and public law principles – which ICJP has outlined in our legal letters to the universities.
It is also an appalling, yet unsurprising, disclosure that speaks to the increasing patterns of hostility, aggression, and crackdown on pro-Palestine protests and organisers in the UK.
Horus, which describes itself as a “leading intelligence” firm, has received at least £440,000 from universities since 2022. The use of its surveillance and profiling tools in relation to political expression by some of the UK’s most respected academic institutions creates a clear chilling effect which not only discourages students and academics from participating in lawful debate, but also undermines institutional commitments to academic freedom.
ICJP makes it clear to universities
These revelations are even more troubling given the lack of public scrutiny faced by private companies such as Horus. This kind of Orwellian surveillance is proceeding largely unchecked, against a backdrop of increasing crackdowns on pro-Palestinian student activism in the UK, from universities, police forces and the national government. This forms part of a broader pattern of encroachment on civil liberties across the country.
In order to mitigate ongoing legal risks, ICJP has outlined immediate and concrete steps that the universities must take to ensure compliance with statutory and regulatory obligations. These steps include stopping surveillance, disposal of information collected and disclosure of contracts and policies relating to such practices, including handling, automation and GDPR compliance.
Órlaith Roe, ICJP’s public affairs and communications officer, said:
What we’re seeing here is a deeply troubling escalation in the monitoring of lawful pro-Palestinian advocacy on UK campuses. The outsourcing of surveillance to private intelligence firms, without transparency or consent, exposes these universities to legal risks, as well as undermining the principles of universities.
Universities should be places where open debate is encouraged, not environments that foster fear and self-censorship. There must now be urgent scrutiny of these practices, and clear accountability for those involved.
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By The Canary
A British version of Israel’s Iron Dome air defence system will soon launch. Skyhammer, based on Israel’s advanced missile defences, is being made by Cambridge Aerospace. The idea, floated in November 2025 by an arms-firm linked ex-general, has quickly come to fruition.
Iron Dome shoots down missiles and drones launched at the settler-colonial state.
Manufacturing and tech website Evertiq reported the UK project was underway on 29 April. But the original government press release slipped under the radar on 10 April. Cambridge Aerospace is backed by Google billionaire Eric Schmidt and the only figure available for costing is a report that the firm raised:
more than $130m (£96m) to build low-cost interceptor rockets intended to knock out missiles and drones, with plans to develop a Skyhammer system for the UK’s Armed Forces.
The company’s website said on 10 April:
The UK Ministry of Defence has today (10 April 2026) announced that it is purchasing a significant number of Skyhammer air defence systems from UK-headquartered scale-up Cambridge Aerospace, with deliveries starting from May. The company has committed to delivering these units to the MOD over the next six months.
The firm, a relatively new kid on the arms trade block, said:
Founded in late 2024, Cambridge Aerospace develops advanced air defence systems designed to deliver high performance at significantly lower cost than traditional solutions.
Its first product, Skyhammer, has a range of over 30 km and a top speed of 700 km/h, enabling it to intercept a wide range of aerial threats, including drones and low-speed missiles.
Skyhammer — Israeli thinking, British firm
The government statement makes no mention of Israel, yet the defence press has pointed out the obvious. Here is Global Defence News:
Britain does not operate a homeland ballistic missile defence system comparable to Israel’s Iron Dome, with the Royal Navy’s Type 45 destroyers and their Sea Viper missiles providing the only ballistic missile defence-related capacity, albeit limited in homeland applications due to fleet size and radar coverage.
As of May 2026, if reports are correct, the UK will have a comparable system.
Defence secretary John Healey said in the 10 April press release celebrating the firm’s progress:
We are applying the approach for UK support to Ukraine and accelerating contracts with the most innovative British businesses to rapidly expand support to Gulf partners and equip our own forces with anti-drone tech.
Our government backing for Cambridge Aerospace is a prime case of a veteran-founded UK defence start-up scaling at pace to deliver new interceptor missiles within weeks for our Armed Forces and Gulf partners, and good jobs and security here in the UK.
The firm’s website offers little detail on governance, but CEO Stephen Barrett lectured in engineering at elite universities like Cambridge and UCL.
The rise of drones and counter-drone warfare has written global defence strategy. The UK is part of this new proliferation In doing so they have recruited ideas from the battlefields of Ukraine and the genocidal actions of Israel. And, as ever, profit-seeking tech billionaires are tangled up in this radical shift too.
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By Joe Glenton
Reform UK candidates have said some wild and violent things in the runup to the 2026 local elections. Comments from this next candidate may the wildest and most violent yet, although — to be fair — they are also the least likely to manifest:
Meet Steve Lewis, a Reform candidate in Wakefield. He wants to support local businesses and communities and… er… “bring holy fire down on those who mock God”. He also thinks the Rapture will happen in April 2026, so he may have a very short campaign.https://t.co/WRfUCLkH0p pic.twitter.com/Jky48tkwY8
— Parody Nigel Farage (@Parody_PM) April 28, 2026
Reform vs the good lord
Candidate Steve Lewis believes that the Rapture is coming. If you’re unfamiliar, the ‘Rapture’ is the time when God’s chosen are called up to heaven, with the sinners left behind. This could be a problem for Lewis, because we’re not convinced the Reform manifesto lines up with the teachings of Christ.
In his official candidate statement, Lewis stated that he is concerned with “cracking down on illegal migration, supporting local businesses, supporting local communities, tackling the cost of living crises”, all of which is standard Reform messaging.
To be fair, Jesus no doubt would have sought to tackle the Cost-of-Living Crisis; we’re just less sure he’d take a hardline stance on migration (or even consider human beings to be “illegal”).
Lewis gets considerably more hardline with his rhetoric too. Posting under the name ‘Stif Luis’, this is what he said on Facebook:
We suspect Lewis might not have made it to the New Testament yet, because this is all deeply un-Christ-like.
Jesus had a “spiritual team” too, we suppose, but his disciples weren’t out there ‘terrifying folks for eternity’. You could say the money lenders were terrified of Jesus, but the modern-day money people are all donating to Reform.
Cancelling Christmas
While some Reform supporters might be in favour of the violent Old Testament rhetoric, we doubt they’ll like this next bit.
This is what Lewis had to say about Christmas — Britain’s favourite holiday:
Christmas pagan holiday to worship the sun god Saturnalia. Santa spells Satan.
My brother in Christ, that is not how spelling works!
We doubt this will go down well with the GB News viewers, anyway. Those people freak out when they see a box of mince pies without the word ‘Christmas’ on it; imagine how they’ll react to being told candy canes are the Devil’s dingdong?
Reform’s blasphemy
Lewis is also something of a blasphemer too, having stated the following:
I will bring holy fire down on anyone who gets in my way […] I AM AN ANGEL OF THE MOST HIGH AND HE SPEAKS THROUGH ME LET GLORY BE TO GOD AND THE HOLY SPIRIT AMEN
Saying that, is it blasphemy to claim you’re an angel?
We know it’s blasphemy to claim you’re Jesus Christ, because Donald Trump did that recently, and all his Christian supporters got very mad.
It’s certainly an odd thing to do, anyway, and we’re pretty sure he’s not an angel. If nothing else, an angel wouldn’t be posting on Facebook:
Vetting failures
Honestly, it feels less than Christian to be making fun of this person, because Lewis guy clearly has something wrong with him. The reason we’re putting this out there is because once again it shows REFORM ISN’T VETTING ITS CANDIDATES.
Or, even worse, it is vetting them, and it just don’t care if a person is racist and/or delusional.
For further examples of this, see the following:
- Reform activist said ‘Hitler was right’.
- Reform candidate wants to ‘tear down’ the NHS.
- Reform candidate exposed as a horny nincompoop.
- Reform welcomes ‘shoot the p*kis’ scandal ex-Tory.
- Reform UK accused of ‘nil vetting’ as another racist candidate exposed.
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