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Parents Share The Most Brutal Things Their Kids Have Ever Said

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People are opening up about the hilariously harsh statements their children – or kids in their family – have shared with them, and it’ll certainly make you feel less alone if you’ve been on the receiving end of such honesty.

Taking to Reddit’s r/Mommit, one mother shared that her eight-year-old child had watched her put on makeup for the first time in a while.

But rather than commenting on the makeup or offering a compliment, they simply remarked: “Oh, are you trying to look like a normal person today?”

The gobsmacked mum shared: “I didn’t know whether to laugh or lie down on the floor.”

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And it turns out she’s not the only one to be on the receiving end of a child’s unfiltered thoughts. (My child’s referred to my teeth as “brown” before and I’ve never quite forgotten it.)

Here are some of the best responses when she asked the internet masses to share the “most brutally honest thing” their child had said to them unprompted.

Kids are as unfiltered as they come.

1. My 3 year old: “So, my sister is out of your belly already, why do you still have the hugest most biggest belly, huh?”

2. My 3 year old told an older woman at the store that I had two babies in my belly.

The lady looked at my 4 month old, looked at me and said, “I had my last two really close together too. The biological clock is impossible to fight at the end.”

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3. Mine told me I had “long boobies” the other day.

I’m like, yeah and it’s your fault.

4. In the bathtub, 4yo: “why do you have three tummies?”

(Rolls. Yep just my rolls).

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5. I was singing once and my daughter goes, “Wow… You have a REALLY bad singing voice.”

6. 4 year old yelled in the public restroom stall “mama! Why you have fur on your bottom!”

7. I was just having a funny conversation with my six year old, telling her that her daddy should get a moustache and shave his chin. She said, ‘but he does have a moustache!’ And I said, ‘yeah but he also has a furry chin.’ And she says, ‘yeah.. but so do you.’

8. My son (6) asked me one time if I could have any wish in the world, if it would be to have less wrinkles on my forehead.

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9. My son is extremely articulate and always has been. He was 8 when my younger one was born and a few months into me caring for the new baby he said “mom I don’t care that you’re not glamorous anymore, but I wish you still had energy.”

10. My daughter saw my wedding portrait. Looked at it, and then back at me, and said “what happened?”

11. Them: “Can I use the word ‘fat’?” Me: “yes?” Them: “Why is your tummy fat?”

12. “Mommy why does your face look young but your chest looks like old rotten meat?” 4 year old daughter, cuddling before bed.

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13. Was asked if the pores on my face were strawberry seeds.

14. Walking behind me going up the stairs, “Your butt looks like it’s filled with water.”

15. 2.5 [year-old] pointed to my forehead and said “lines!”

16. I just had a breast reduction and we told my 5yo I had surgery to make my boobs smaller. He asked when I was going to have surgery for my tummy.

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17. My six-year old son: Mom, why do you have a beard on your legs?

18. “You’re 36, so you won’t be here much longer, you’ll be in heaven soon.”

19. My then 3yo said my teeth were “yellow like corn.”

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