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Parents Share The Most Brutal Things Their Kids Have Ever Said
People are opening up about the hilariously harsh statements their children – or kids in their family – have shared with them, and it’ll certainly make you feel less alone if you’ve been on the receiving end of such honesty.
Taking to Reddit’s r/Mommit, one mother shared that her eight-year-old child had watched her put on makeup for the first time in a while.
But rather than commenting on the makeup or offering a compliment, they simply remarked: “Oh, are you trying to look like a normal person today?”
The gobsmacked mum shared: “I didn’t know whether to laugh or lie down on the floor.”
And it turns out she’s not the only one to be on the receiving end of a child’s unfiltered thoughts. (My child’s referred to my teeth as “brown” before and I’ve never quite forgotten it.)
Here are some of the best responses when she asked the internet masses to share the “most brutally honest thing” their child had said to them unprompted.
1. My 3 year old: “So, my sister is out of your belly already, why do you still have the hugest most biggest belly, huh?”
2. My 3 year old told an older woman at the store that I had two babies in my belly.
The lady looked at my 4 month old, looked at me and said, “I had my last two really close together too. The biological clock is impossible to fight at the end.”
3. Mine told me I had “long boobies” the other day.
I’m like, yeah and it’s your fault.
4. In the bathtub, 4yo: “why do you have three tummies?”
(Rolls. Yep just my rolls).
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