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Reform’s Zia Yusuf: ‘Failed Tories are trying to infiltrate us’

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According to Reform UK’s Zia Yusuf, “failed Tories” are trying to “infiltrate” the party. While no one is disagreeing with this sentiment, the problem is these failed Tories are walking in through the front door:

Reform UK aka The Tories 2.0

Yusuf’s message continues:

As a startup party, we have already made history and smashed the two-party system.

To be fair, this is accurate, as the Canary reported.

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However, Reform isn’t solely responsible for this because the Green Party has also taken votes away from the duopoly. The difference is the Greens actually offer some sort of alternative to the dead end neoliberal failures of the past few decades by:

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Meanwhile, Reform looks to:

Yusuf is correct that they’re outside the two-party system, but Reform isn’t an alternative; it’s just the Tories on steroids.

Yusuf: ‘We will not back down’

Reform’s spokesperson for home affairs continued:

We will not back down.

We will defeat the uniparty and break the establishment that has failed and betrayed the British people.

Clearly, Yusuf is thinking: ‘To beat the uniparty we must think like the uniparty. We must accept all of their worst MPs and copy their worst policies’.

It’s obvious why Yusuf would think this because Yusuf is himself a failed Tory.

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Yusuf is far from the only failed Tory to join up, and Farage and co often weren’t kind about their new friends.

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Oh, and as the Canary reported on 20 April, many of these ex-Tories are currently predicted to lose their seats to their old party come 2029.

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Turquoise takeover

Yusuf finished his post by claiming:

Nigel Farage will be our Prime Minister, supported by a majority of turquoise-blooded Reform MPs.

A brighter future awaits Britain.

‘Turquoise-blooded’ doesn’t have the same ring to it as ‘red-blooded’ or ‘blue-blooded’, does it?

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The colour is fitting, however, because Reform’s turquoise is really just a louder version of  Tory blue. We can see it, and so can all these Tories who keep ‘infiltrating’ the party at the invitation of Nigel Farage.

Featured image via Wikimedia Commons/ Chris McAndrew/ David Woolfall

By Willem Moore

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