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Trump posts new pic of himself with a giant AI Jesus

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Trump got in trouble recently for depicting himself as Jesus Christ. Following a considerable backlash from his Christian supporters, Trump had to delete the image and said it was supposed to be him as a doctor – a claim which made zero sense.

Now, Trump is once again flirting with controversy by posting the following:

Trump is 6ft 3in, by the way, so that Jesus must be 6ft 7in at least.

Oh, and although it looks like Jesus is giving Trump a ‘hand’, that’s actually just how the picture was cropped.

And no, we can’t explain the expression on Trump’s face.

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Trump has a go at “Radical Left Lunatics”

This was how Trump captioned the post:

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Trump is suggesting it’s the “Radical Left Lunatics” who have taken offence. As we reported, however, it was Trump’s Christian base who really took offence to his obviously blasphemous post. And as Forbes added:

The post sparked instant backlash, largely from conservative Christian factions of Trump’s base, including prominent conservative Christian journalist Megan Basham who called it “OUTRAGEOUS blasphemy” and political commentator Cam Higby who said he spends “8 hours a day” defending Trump but “will not defend blasphemy.”

Trump would later claim he was supposed to be a “doctor” in his now-deleted post:

This made zero sense, because doctors don’t dress as Jesus Christ:

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Since then, the following theory has emerged:

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The religious roundup

In other news, war secretary (and supposed Christian) Pete Hegseth quoted Pulp Fiction because he’s never read an actual Bible:

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Italy’s Giorgia Meloni, meanwhile, fell out with Trump as a result of him attacking the Pope:

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Trump fired back with the classic ‘I know you are but what am I‘ – a classic line from Pete Hegseth’s Bible:

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As the Guardian reported, Trump has since said:

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“If I wasn’t in the White House, Leo wouldn’t be in the Vatican,” Trump claimed, adding: “Leo should get his act together as Pope, use Common Sense, stop catering to the Radical Left, and focus on being a Great Pope, not a Politician. It’s hurting him very badly and, more importantly, it’s hurting the Catholic Church!”

It’s unclear why Trump thinks Leo owes his papacy to Trump; possibly because both men are American?

Does Trump think the Catholics were so impressed with Trump that they had to promote a Yank of their own?

Hmm – that does sound like the sort of thing he’d think, actually.

This is the Pope’s latest message anyway:

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End of days

The Guardian also noted:

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In his subsequent comments to reporters, Trump remained highly critical, saying: “I don’t think he’s doing a very good job. He likes crime I guess,” adding: “He’s a very liberal person.”

The reference to ‘liking crime’ shows how much Trump has degenerated.

Going tough on crime and punishment has always been a Republican talking point, but you can’t just level the argument against anyone. Accusing the Pope of loving crime because he opposed America’s illegal war on Iran makes zero sense to anyone besides Trump himself.

At this point, we’re just praying giant AI Jesus shows up to save us all.

Featured image via Truth Social

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By Willem Moore

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