Legendary comedian Dawn French on the heartbreaking real life story behind her new book, swooning over Brad Pitt – and why she’d never do Strictly Come Dancing
Throwing shapes at a Vicar of Dibley wrap party nearly saw Dawn French busting more than just moves. Chuckling at the memory, she says: “We were allowed to choose some music. I chose Shakira’s Hips Don’t Lie. It came on and I started ‘over’ dancing. We were a little bit drunk and I actually displaced my hip. So the fact is Shakira, ‘hips do lie, b***h!’”
Dawn’s ‘over’ dancing may partly account for her vociferous reluctance to go on Strictly. She says: “I love dancing but I have got a wobbly knee. I don’t like all the palaver of Strictly. I don’t want to have sex with all the boys. I don’t want to lose my marriage! Also, I don’t want to stand in front of Craig Revel Horwood. I don’t want to wear the sequinned costumes or be shot out of a cannon because I am the funny one. The sequins freak me out.”
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She is peaking to promote her new novel Enough, about Etta – a 68-year-old woman, like Dawn, who is considering end of life choices. Etta, a seemingly healthy mother and grandmother, gathers her family for a weekend, only to reveal the shocking news that she’d decided this will be her last day alive.
Dawn says: “The challenge I have set myself is to talk about big, scary stuff, but infuse it with some kind of hope. I have tried for a life affirming book about end of life. I am 68 but I am not at the end of my life. I just think at this age you start to think about stuff that is going to come. It is important to write about things that you fear. It has been ‘enough’ for Etta. She has had all the great moments in her life and she feels that is sufficient.”
A content trigger warning appears at the beginning of the novel alongside a link to The Samaritans. Dawn, whose dad took his own life when she was 19, says: “Part of this book is about control and Etta is someone who has had a lot of control in her life. Because she has made the decision, she is certain. I did not get upset writing the book – but I was when doing the audio book. Then you are reading the whole thing all the way through. I did not know what the ending of the book would be. I climbed into the character to see who could persuade me what to do. This was my fifth novel and I have never started a novel without thinking how it will end.”
She continues: “Etta is certainly not me, but she is my age and that is a little bit because I am lazy. When you write a character who is your age you don’t have to do any research about music, as you knew what was in the hit parade.”
Dawn, who says the book is about control and love rather than assisted dying, reflects on her father’s suicide, adding: “My dad is in this book without a doubt but he is not directly in it.” And she has no intention of giving up on life. She says: “I lost my mum at 77 and I watched my mates fall off the perch in their 70s. But I would like to still be going at 170.”
Keen to retain her wicked sense of humour – and find plenty of time for kissing, she reminisces about her legendary Comic Relief kiss with Hugh Grant in 1995, which raised £1 million. She says: “We were going to kiss over a break and the break ended up being the news. We had to kiss until the show came back and we were snogging for half an hour.”
Another memorable embrace was with Hollywood heartthrob Brad Pitt, during a night out in London with Jennifer Saunders. She recalls: “I was in The Ivy with Jennifer. In comes Terry Gilliam. He said he was meeting an actor as he was working on this movie 12 Monkeys and suddenly Brad Pitt walked in. He is beautiful. He sat next to Terry.
“I went off to the loo and took a pad from a waiter and wrote a note to Terry saying ‘make Brad kiss me or I will kill your children’. Suddenly I just heard ‘hey hi’. And there was Brad and he kissed me on the cheek. He said ‘hey, looking good. Call me?’ And walked off. Jennifer’s mouth dropped. Obviously I was pregnant as soon as he kissed me.”
But she turned down Eamonn Holmes, after telling the story on This Morning. She says: “Eamonn turned to me and said ‘you’re are a bit of a one aren’t you?’” Refusing him a repeat performance, she adds: “I went ‘dream on.’”
Dawn, who has allowed her black bob to turn its natural grey since Covid – but uses Olaplex shampoo, which can cost up to £90 a bottle – says unlike Etta, she has plenty to look forward to. Married for 13 years to charity executive Mark Bignell, who she began dating in 2011, she lives with him in a five bedroom Victorian villa near the Devon-Cornwall border. They recently sold their £6.6m waterfront mansion in Fowey.
She continues to record podcasts with Jennifer Saunders, do stand up tours and write novels. She says: “I held a lot of hair brushes pretending to be a pop star when I was younger and I prepared my Oscar speeches when I was a teenager. So I have come to this part of my life now where I am really prepared. I am ready for any success that anyone wants to bestow on me.
“I am very fortunate. I can go on tour and bring out the dressing up box. But the writing part is where my heart is happiest. I know now I am a functioning introvert. I can be an extrovert. I can be Dawn French if I have to be and I find pleasure in that. But my real pleasure is being alone in my writing.”
She has thought about the end of her life – but not in quite the same way as Etta. She laughs: “What do I want people to say about me at my funeral? That I am very good in bed. I am very good in bed actually, I am an excellent sleeper. Or they can say I was a t**t. I would own and live it if someone said I was a proper t**t. I love the idea of owning that!”
*Dawn French’s new novel Enough is released on Thursday
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