If there’s one thing we know about here at HuffPost, it’s vibrators. From suction, to rabbit, wand, and even male vibrators, we’ve tried them all. What an awful job, eh?
Naturally, that means we keep a firm eye on brands we think are creating some of the best wank widgets out there.
Smile Makers Collection is one of our favourite brands on the market right now.
Founded in 2012 to make pleasure products as normal a part of everyday life as, say, a toothbrush, the brand has a ton of brightly coloured vibrators all named after sexual fantasies.
But most importantly, of course, they’re really darn good. Whether you want to achieve an orgasm or not (the brand emphasises pleasure over an end result, which we love) it has 11 vibrators to choose from in a range of shapes and sizes.
There’s something for everyone, from total beginners, to aficionados in the backdoor department.
But if we know anything at all, it’s that the only thing better than one great vibrator is two great vibrators. So when we heard that Smile Makers Collection was launching a sale on vibrator bundles, we knew we had to scream and shout about it.
From now until 1 September, the brand has up to 50% off some of its most covetable products, from a sex toy for every day of the week, to a menopause wellness kit, and a duo of two of our favourite of its vibrators.
Best vibrators from Smile Makers to shop now
You don’t need someone else to give you the best head of your life – all you need is this suction vibrator.
Shaped like a pretty flower, it’s loaded with five pulsation modes and can be squeezed on the side to customise your own pattern.
It comes with three different sized heads, so you can find the perfect fit, as well as a satin storage pouch, to make sure it stays safe for longer.
Should you be really serious about oral (why shouldn’t you be?) this set comes with two different oral sex toys: the suction Poet, and the French Lover, which has a protruding tongue on the end to mimic the licking of your lover’s tongue.
Naturally, you’ll need lube, so it also comes with the brand’s Generous Gel, a water-based formula that can step in for saliva. Sweet.
I mean, what more could you want than three different vibrators for 33% off? If you’re just starting out on your self love journey, or want to replace your collection entirely, this trio has everything you could ever need to fulfil all your worldly desires.
The Ballerina, on the left, is a hands-free clit vibrator that covers your entire vulva to send vibrations deep into your body. But if you’re after something more, the Artist (the rabbit in the middle) offers blended orgasms thanks to its dual clit and G-spot stimulation, delivered via two bendy and silky soft silicone wands.
But if it’s penetration you’re after, the Romantic is a textured G-spot vibrator with a curved end to make sure you’re really hitting that sweet spot, and it’s great to use during oral sex, or paired with another clit vibrator.
If you’re completely new to pleasure products, going with a basic shape that you can play around with is always a good idea.
The Billionaire from Smile Makers is one of our favourite sex toys for beginners, as it can be used either for internal or external play.
The vibrator is loaded with six vibration modes – just enough to figure out if you prefer intense or gentle stimulation – and the lube is there to get everything nice and wet before you begin. Trust me, lube makes everything better.
Not sure if you like penetration or clit stimulation more? You shouldn’t have you choose, especially not when there’s 25% off a bundle that gives you both.
The firefighter (the flame shaped toy, you’ll no doubt be unsurprised to hear) is intended for external play, and can either be used on the pointy end for precise stimulation or laid against your entire vulva for broader vibes.
Then there’s the Tennis Player, which has a bulbous head that feels lovely against your G-spot, or it could be fun for clit stimulation if you fancy!
When you’ve just pushed a literal baby out of your body, you won’t be thinking about sex with your partner for a while. But that doesn’t mean you can’t explore your pleasure in other ways.
With your changing body and new role in the world, it’s also important to make some time just for you. This kit has all the ingredients to help you do that – a pelvic floor trainer, to help you regain control of your bladder, along with silky swipes to help you feeling fresh down there when you’re out and about.
If you do feel like exploring some feel-good time, this kit also comes with a gentle lipstick vibrator that has been designed specifically for new mums. It’s extremely gentle and fluttery, so as to not overwhelm your clit, and it’s also whisper-quiet, so it won’t disturb your little one.
The kit also comes with a massage oil, which could make for a fun, expectation-free date night to built back up to full-on intimacy, and a lube and vibrator wash, to keep anything that goes near your vulva clean and slick.
If you’re going on a hen do, or away for a big birthday, there’s no better party favour than one that will give your gals the time of their lives.
This set comes full of six of everything, including a small silicone-coated bullet vibrator, a bottle of lube, and a box of vulva wipes.
If you’re sharing rooms you might want to give this to them at the end of the trip, because trust us, they’ll want to use these right away.







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