Andrew still in line to be king despite everything

Last year, the Royal Family infamously stripped Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor of his titles. They did this because fresh revelations kept emerging about the pervert prince.

Given that he no longer has his titles, you’d assume this meant he couldn’t become king. Sadly, you’d assume wrong.

But it does look like that could change:

Pervert in waiting

Showing that Labour is at least taking it seriously, they sent defence minister Luke Pollard out to discuss the matter. While ‘defence’ usually means ‘war’, in this instance the minister was discussing a ‘defence’ of a sort (namely defending us from having an alleged nonce as king).

Saying that, Andrew is far from the first of our betters to have immersed themselves in total depravity:

Pollard told Radio 4 that the government is working with Buckingham Palace to cut Andrew out of the line of succession. He added that he hopes any legislation:

will enjoy cross party support, but its right that that is something that only happens when the police investigation concludes

Does it need to wait for that?

We’ve all seen the pictures.

We’ve all seen the emails.

Let’s cut this cancerous fuck out like the tumour he is.

And better than that, let’s do the same for all the Royals. After all, the late Queen and current King both chipped in to pay off Andrew’s accuser:

As of right now, if King Charles was to die of sausage fingers and Prince William was to experience some sort of pegging misadventure, Andrew would be King.

Because — let’s face it — the freaks of Great Britain would rather see a suspected nonce become King than Meghan Markle’s husband.

Andrew — Britain’s shame

Andrew’s accuser Virginia Giuffre died by suicide in 2025. Like so many of the women who were caught up in this sad affair, she died without seeing justice.

At the very least, we need to make it completely impossible this sweaty stain of a man to become King.

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