Welcome back to Canary Catch Up! I’m gonna be honest with you all, most of my tv time this week has been taken up by reading the Game Changer series. These, if you don’t know, are the books that Heated Rivalry comes from. These queer hockey boys have got a death grip on my heart, which is precarious enough considering I’m recovering from pericarditis. But when I wasn’t swooning over these incredible books, I was watching lots of great TV.

We Might Regret This tackles disabled marriage inequality

One show that I’m so glad is back for a second series is We Might Regret This. The sharp comedy nails that, whilst being disabled is rubbish, the shittest part is the way you’re treated by the government, society and media.

The show doesn’t shy away from problems disabled people face that they really fucking shouldn’t anymore. Whilst Freya is excited to be engaged, she’s brought down to earth with a bump when she finds out that by getting married, she could have her care allowance cut by half. In the UK, if you move in with a partner, you can lose means-tested benefits as their income is included in the assessment. This effectively means disabled people don’t have marriage equality and it puts some at risk of prolonged abuse. It meant so much to me that a show of WMRT’s popularity is opening people’s eyes about something that disabled people live in fear of.

Someone’s House of Games?

I’m a huuuuge quiz show fan. So much so, I was on Pointless and have the trophy to prove it. Since Richard Osman left Pointless, he’s had runaway success fronting Richard Osman’s House of Games. The show is now in its ninth series and Osman even met his wife on the show. So for some baffling reason, he announced this week that he’s leaving the show, and in time, someone else will be taking over.

This just seems like an absolutely bizarre move to me, away from the show’s success. How do you even continue a show with someones name in without that person? Will it be Richard Osman’s House of Games Hosted by some annoying prick from Reality TV? Or will it be Some Annoying Prick from Reality TV’s House of Games? Either way, it sounds like bollocks.

Penny Mordaunt gets her arse handed to her on The Last Leg

Tory Ghoul Penny Mordaunt was on The Last Leg this week to flog her wares; thankfully, she wasn’t given an easy ride. Irish comedian Vittorio Angelone laid into her support for the arms trade, saying:

Penny’s always been such a supporter of disabled people, you’re very supportive of the prosthetics industry, you were promoting on Twitter an arms fair in Saudi Arabia recently.

The audience responded with shocked laughter and applause. Mordaunt attempted to justify her actions by spaffing on about how important defence is, which Angelone responded to with:

I think it’s brilliant, warmongering has always been a male dominated industry and you’ve really smashed the glass ceiling.

Mordaunt was understandably fuming, but if you don’t wanna be called a warmonger on live TV, then maybe don’t be a warmonger

And finally…possibly the bizarrest lip-sync ever

I had an arthritis flare at the end of the week, which meant it was prime time to lie in bed and catch up on Rupaul’s Drag Race UK vs The World. And I’m glad I did because it meant I got to witness possibly the best and weirdest lip sync ever.

On Drag Race the bottom two battle it out for the final place in the competition by lip syncing for their lives. In the past we’ve had many iconic lip syncs but this one feels like they might finally be running out of songs. Because instead of a pop banger, Fontana and Serena had to lip sync to fucking Crazy Frog. If this sounds batshit enough, nothing will prepare you for the video

WTH just happened? They made me lip sync to crazy frog 🐸😭😂 #DragRaceUK #teamfontana pic.twitter.com/6N266xDqRk

— FONTANA (@itsfontana) February 24, 2026

Until next week!

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March is internationally recognised as Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month, highlighting the importance of early detection and timely diagnosis of one of the most common cancers worldwide. When patients undergo imaging tests such as CT or MRI scans, they often ask an important question: How can I be sure the results have been interpreted correctly?

In many cases, patients and clinicians may seek a second opinion on MRI or CT scans to gain additional insight into imaging findings. Access to a fast MRI or CT report can also help patients receive timely clarification of results and support further medical consultations.

Why patients sometimes seek a second opinion on CT or MRI scans

Receiving imaging results can raise many questions. Patients may want to better understand their diagnosis or confirm that the findings from a scan have been interpreted accurately.

Some of the most common reasons patients seek a second opinion on CT or MRI scans include:

• persistent symptoms despite previous examinations
• uncertainty about imaging results
• complex or unclear findings on a scan
• preparation for further treatment decisions

A second review by an experienced radiologist can provide additional reassurance and help ensure that important details visible on the scan have been carefully evaluated.

The role of CT and MRI imaging in colorectal cancer diagnosis

Colorectal cancer develops in the colon or rectum and often begins as small growths known as polyps. Because the disease may progress slowly, early detection significantly improves treatment outcomes.

Medical imaging plays an important role in assessing the condition. For example:

• CT scans can help evaluate the abdomen and determine whether cancer has spread beyond the colon.
• MRI scans are particularly useful in assessing rectal cancer and visualising pelvic structures in detail.

These imaging techniques provide clinicians with valuable information that supports diagnosis and treatment planning.

Fast MRI or CT report: why timing can matter

When patients undergo diagnostic imaging, they often want to receive clear information about the results as quickly as possible. Waiting for a report can be stressful, especially when further medical decisions depend on imaging findings.

A fast MRI or CT report may help patients obtain timely clarification of scan results. Rapid access to expert interpretation can support discussions with healthcare providers and help guide the next steps in the diagnostic process.

In some cases, patients may also request a radiology second opinion to confirm findings or gain additional confidence in the interpretation of their imaging studies.

Access to specialist radiology expertise

Medical imaging produces complex diagnostic data that requires careful analysis by experienced radiologists. The radiology report summarises the findings visible on the scan and provides clinicians with important information for further evaluation.

Advances in digital healthcare now make it possible for imaging studies to be securely shared and reviewed by specialist radiologists regardless of location. Patients may seek an independent radiology second opinion or a fast MRI or CT report through specialised services such as Eurodiagnosis, where imaging studies are interpreted by experienced radiologists.

Because medical imaging contains sensitive health information, secure data handling is essential. Modern radiology platforms use encrypted systems and strict data protection standards to ensure that patient images and medical information are processed safely and confidentially.

Improving awareness and diagnostic confidence

Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month encourages greater understanding of cancer prevention, screening and early diagnosis. Access to modern diagnostic imaging and expert radiology interpretation can help patients and clinicians better understand complex medical findings.

Clear imaging reports and access to specialist expertise support more informed medical discussions and may help patients feel more confident about their diagnostic journey.

FAQ

What is a radiology second opinion?
A radiology second opinion means having MRI or CT scan images reviewed by another specialist radiologist to confirm or clarify the findings of the original report.

Why might someone request a fast MRI or CT report?
Patients may seek a faster radiology report when they need quicker clarification of imaging findings, particularly when further medical consultations or treatment decisions depend on the results.

Can CT or MRI scans detect colorectal cancer?
CT and MRI scans are often used to evaluate abnormalities and assess the extent of disease. However, colonoscopy remains the primary diagnostic test for detecting colorectal cancer.

How can I obtain a professional radiology second opinion or fast report?
Patients can request a radiology second opinion or a fast MRI or CT report entirely online by securely uploading their imaging studies. After submission, the images are reviewed by experienced radiologists, and the report can typically be delivered within up to 5 days. This remote process allows patients to obtain expert interpretation regardless of their location.

A BBC expert has delivered a brutal reality check to Donald Trump over his claim that America has “already won” the war in Iran.

Referring to British plans to send two Royal Navy ships to the region, Trump said: “We don’t need people that join wars after we’ve already won.”

But on Radio 4′s Today programme this morning, BBC international affairs editor Jeremy Bowen said Trump was obviously wrong.

He said: “Trump oscillates wildly in the kinds of things that he’s said. He even said over the course of the weekend regarding the British aircraft carrier proposal, he said we’ve won the war already. Well clearly, that hasn’t happened.”

He said: “What we’re seeing is a continuation of their strategy, which is essentially to spread the pain.

“They know they can’t take on the Americans and the Israelis in terms of firepower, but what they can do is create second and third order consequences, like a big hike in oil prices, which they might be hoping will press Donald Trump into thinking ‘right, time to declare victory and go home’.”

Lockheed Martin may have its roots in the US, but it has long maintained a deep commitment to the UK. The company has supported the UK since the Second World War and continues to invest, share expertise and make commitments to strengthen the country’s economic growth and national security. 

Bringing technology to space and economic benefit to the UK 

The space operating environment has changed enormously in recent years, making it imperative that new satellites can survive in what is now considered a contested domain. Lockheed Martin has unmatched experience developing and fielding space-based technologies needed to operate effectively and successfully in this domain, and this knowledge will play a vital role in helping counter the ever-increasing threats from sophisticated adversaries. 

A number of projects across the UK are already about to benefit from Lockheed Martin’s exceptional experience, knowledge and expertise, which, as well as benefiting national security, will also bring a whole host of economic opportunities. 

Lockheed Martin is looking at opportunities for investment of what could be more than £100m in the North East space sector. Combined with broader satellite manufacturing activity, this is expected to deliver about £1.2bn* in GVA (gross value added) over 20 years and support roughly 500 high-skill jobs a year for the region. 

With other space-related activities, this could generate approximately £3.7bn* in total GVA for the UK and around 2,000 jobs. It would create access to a $15bn set of global programmes and export markets for British workers and businesses, build resilience in UK sovereign supply chains and skills base, and facilitate the entry of market-adjacent companies into space and defence. 

That £100m North East investment includes the possible creation of an £85m satellite manufacturing facility in County Durham, based on a newly developed phase of the NETPark estate. This leading UK science park at Sedgefield near Durham is already home to a number of fast-growing businesses within the sector, and the creation of phase three of the park would see the building of a space manufacturing facility by Lockheed Martin. 

Lockheed Martin’s investment also includes £15m on NESST – the North East Space Skills and Technology Centre – at Northumbria University. This £50m initiative between Lockheed Martin, Northumbria University and the UK Space Agency will provide a unique facility bringing together world-class academics and businesses, and create a pipeline for talent and world-leading research and space technology. Building on Northumbria’s established expertise in optical satellite communications, space weather and space-based energy, NESST will enable the UK to be at the forefront of research and innovation in these critical fields. 

Investing in the future workforce. Today. 

Recognising the need to upskill people from the earliest age, Lockheed Martin’s plans include an educational programme covering primary schools to T-level placements and A-level internships, through to apprenticeships and degrees to develop a pipeline of talented space employees.   

Companies with transferable products and services will be able to tap into a planned accelerator programme designed to help them enter the space market. Plans also include creating an innovation fund to encourage entrepreneurship and support the next wave of breakthrough space technologies. 

Lockheed Martin has continued to demonstrate its confidence in the UK space sector, which has, in turn, accelerated the growth of the North East space cluster. Putting the North East at the forefront of space industry growth in the UK helps address the years of under-investment in the region by both the defence and space sectors. 

The North East Combined Authority (NECA) and other local organisations in the area recognise the importance of these facilities – not just for the economic growth of the region but also for the contribution they will make to the future defence of the country. 

Director of Economic Growth and Innovation at NECA, Phil Witcherley, recognises the important role Lockheed Martin is playing in the future economic growth of the region. “The presence of a prime like Lockheed Martin in the North East is fundamental to the ambition of our Local Growth Plan and our intention to invest in space and security to drive regional growth,” he said. 

“Lockheed Martin investments, including in the North East Space Skills and Technology Centre, are already acting as a catalyst for further private investment in the region.  

“Although defence spending patterns have changed over time, the North East has maintained a strong record of delivering high-value space and defence capability and having a skilled workforce that continues to support national needs.” 

He added that the proposed Lockheed Martin Assembly Integration & Test facility at NETPark in County Durham “will reinforce economic growth and accelerate skills uptake for the wider space ecosystem.” 

“Establishing satellite manufacturing here represents a strategic opportunity to reposition our defence profile, placing the region at the forefront of future space delivery while strengthening UK capabilities,” he said. 

Paul Livingston, Chief Executive UK & Nato at Lockheed Martin, believes that the value the company can bring – and is bringing – to the country is incalculable. 

“The addition of Lockheed Martin as a UK space prime contractor would address many of the challenges that the space sector has,” he said. 

“A declining share of the global space market; limited diversity in the supply base; concentration in the South East of the country; and access to the US space market are issues which would be addressed. 

“I’ll also emphasise that Lockheed Martin as a prime contractor will provide access to Space Control and Security technology and expertise that the MOD and other parts of government will need to deliver space effects.”  

Although the North East is a prime focus for Lockheed Martin, it is by no means the only part of the UK that is benefiting. 

Lockheed Martin is investing in a Software Integration Lab at its Havant facility, which will design and develop sovereign ground segment software products for UK and international export markets. These products are focused on Mission Planning, Command and Control, satellite networking, ground network planning and intelligent AI initiatives to ensure current and future satellite utility is maximised in this war-fighting domain.  

“The ability to command, control and manoeuvre satellite assets using the latest in cutting-edge technology in a coordinated and timely manner will be vital to the war fighter and military planning,” continued Livingston. 

“This investment will ensure the UK is central to the next generation of ground software products in this growing market.” 

*Data from independent economic impact assessment carried out on behalf of Lockheed Martin 

The Gorton and Denton By-election has rightly prompted much soul searching for the Labour Party. One particular piece of analysis arising from the catastrophic defeat is that “Blue Labour”, the party’s socially conservative tradition, should be repudiated. A return to “True Labour, not Blue Labour” goes the cry. But what is “True Labour” and how does an ever narrowing interpretation of it help our movement fulfil its historic purpose – to act as a vehicle for working people to govern our great country?

For some, the history of the Labour Party is viewed through a prism of relentless, linear progressivism. In this narrative, the movement has always been a vanguard for social revolution, making the emergence of “Blue Labour” feel like a grit-toothed betrayal – a foreign body injected into a purely progressive bloodstream.

I do not write this piece to trash the social progress that was made under the last Labour government. We should celebrate and continue to defend The Equality Act, equal pay, greater diversity and acceptance in our institutions, including within our politics. We must defend these things particularly as it comes under attack from the populist right, and we should say clearly that the mainstream of this country has no desire to go back to the bad old days where racism, homophobia, misogyny and other social evils were more prevalent.

However, to suggest that a focus on the traditional values is “alien” to Labour values isn’t just a political critique; it is a profound rewriting of history. If you peel back the layers of the movement, you find a plurality of traditions holding our historic coalition together, of which Methodism, trade union protectionism, and a deep-seated desire for social stability are a key part.

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