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How the abortion lobby lost the plot
I am pro-choice. Always have been. So why do I feel so uncomfortable about last week’s vote in the House of Lords to decriminalise abortion in England and Wales? For me, that vote, and even more strikingly the discussion around it, corroborated a concern I’ve had for some time. Which is that the abortion issue is less and less one of individual autonomy and instead is morphing into yet another manifestation of the voguish misanthropy of our times. One feels compelled to ask whether abortion rights today are underpinned by a love of liberty or a fear of life.
The unelected peers of the second chamber voted in favour of an amendment introduced to the Crime and Policing Bill by Labour MP Tonia Antoniazzi last year. The amendment decriminalises abortion for women. So any woman who terminates her pregnancy outside of the legal framework – for example, after the 24-week limit – will no longer face prosecution. The bill to which this amendment was added was passed by 379 to 137 votes in the House of Commons last year. Last week, the House of Lords batted back certain peers’ worries about the abortion amendment and gave their imperious nod to the bill.
There are things here that should unsettle even people of a pro-choice persuasion. The first is the manner in which this sweeping tweak to abortion law was pushed through. The amendment is to the 1861 Offences Against the Person Act, which outlaws abortion. The 1967 Abortion Act was itself an amendment to the 1861 Act, with its stipulation that abortion is still an offence but it can be justified in certain circumstances. The new amendment, snuck in through the Crime and Policing Bill, is far more dramatic – it completely removes women from the criminal framework so that there are no circumstances in which a woman will face investigation or reprimand for self-inducing a miscarriage.
For such a substantial amendment to longstanding law to be attached to a general crime bill feels like a slap in the face to the public. You will forgive me for not celebrating the approval of an amendment none of us was ever invited to discuss by peers none of us ever voted for. It brings the pro-choice movement into disrepute when it engages in what will look to many people like an establishment stitch-up. It is not dissimilar to the ‘assisted dying’ issue – another idea Labour MPs are feverishly pursuing despite it not being in their manifesto. Perhaps us plebs are too dim to appreciate the finer moral details of questions of life.
The underhand manner in which the abortion amendment was enacted is mirrored in the intolerance of some of its advocates. Their bristling hostility towards the moral objections of Christians, traditionalists and other everyday Britons has shocked me. To infer ignorance or sexism on the part of these objectors strikes me as profoundly unfair, not to mention undemocratic. These people are not women-haters or fools – they merely disagree with you. They disagree that there should be no consequences for a pregnant woman who intentionally induces a miscarriage outside of the rules, for example very late in her gestation. They are allowed to think this. The sad thing is that there has been no forum in which such mortals have been free to air their objections.
Another concern I have is the ethical contortionism of the amendment. It only decriminalises abortion for pregnant women. Doctors and other medical professionals who assist or perform an abortion outside of the legal framework – most notably, a late abortion – could still be criminally liable. So in essence, society still says an unauthorised late abortion is a morally objectionable thing, but the woman who arranges it will be free from reprimand while the person who carries it out will not. This will feel morally illogical to many people.
Worse, it threatens to enshrine inequality in the law. It threatens to infantilise women. To absolve women of criminal culpability for a self-induced miscarriage, while maintaining criminal culpability for those who aid them, projects a childish status on to pregnant women. They are seen as less criminally responsible for the termination they have expressly sought out than the professionals who assent to that termination. So an abortion that takes place outside of the legal framework is still potentially a crime, but only for certain participants.
This brings us to what I consider to be the key problem with the amendment – does society think it is wrong to intentionally induce a miscarriage very late in pregnancy? Yes or no? Many of us accept that there are circumstances in which an abortion beyond the 24-week limit should be permissible. Unquestionably when the mother’s life is at risk. And arguably in cases of severe fetal abnormality. But I thought we had decided – collectively, democratically – that the termination of a late-gestation healthy fetus that could survive outside of the womb was unethical? Was I wrong?
If we did decide that, it seems entirely reasonable to me that the person who incites or enacts this thing that society has decreed to be wrong should face consequences. I entirely agree that compassion is preferable to incarceration. I don’t want women jailed. But it is ridiculous to deny that the decriminalisation of all self-induced terminations creates a structure of permission for behaviour that society had collectively ruled to be immoral and, until five minutes ago, criminal.
I agree with the pro-choice side when it baulks at the dystopic vision put forward by pro-lifers of women around the country terminating their pregnancies five minutes before birth. Late abortion is an incredibly traumatic thing. It is not a ‘right’ most women want. And yet there is dishonesty on both sides. Alongside the fearmongering about an epidemic of home-done infanticides, there is the other side’s unwillingness to grapple with the size of this moral shift and the unjust perversity of excluding the public from its enactment.
In a sense, the most pressing issue is not that women will abort fetuses that could very easily survive outside of the womb. It’s that they are allowed to. There will be no punishment (for them, anyway). The pro-choice side can dress this up as a mere technical tweak as much as it likes. But to many people – who are not idiots – it feels like a profound moral turn. Is it not the right of a society to say that beyond a certain point – that point being viability – you are not permitted to destroy fetal life? And more importantly, to enforce that moral judgement through law? Otherwise what is law? Decoration?
I am very liberal on a woman’s right to choose. I agree women should have the right to terminate a pregnancy prior to 24 weeks. I support women’s right to access pills-by-post for early terminations. I believe in self-government for everyone, including pregnant women. But I am going to say the thing my side is too often reluctant to say: it is morally wrong to opt to destroy a life that could survive outside of the womb. Because in such a circumstance, you are not only asking society to help you become un-pregnant, you are also asking it to do something it would never normally do: end a viable life. Our abortion framework still says such an act is wrong, and yet it will no longer punish it. So it’s not that wrong. That’s what the political class is saying. And that’s a big deal. For all of us, even those who own no ermine robes.
Here’s my chief concern – the only time the cultural establishment gets excited about ‘freedom’ these days is when it regards the end of life. They cheer ‘the right to die’. They oppose punishment for the ending of viable fetal life. The same elites who don’t trust us to vape or to say ‘Bollocks to the Koran’, who jealously police our thoughts, our speech, our consciences and our social interactions, suddenly morph into John Stuart Mill when it comes to ending or preventing human life. We are well within our rights – our real rights – to ask if this is misanthropy in the drag of autonomy. Is this pro-chocie or is it anti-human? I have my thoughts.
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Reform UK Drops Mayoral Candidate Who Compared Jewish Group To ‘Islamists On Horseback’
Reform UK has reportedly dropped a mayoral candidate after he compared a Jewish community group to “Islamists on horseback”.
Chris Parry was standing to be the mayor of Hampshire until he made the shocking remarks about members of Jewish neighbourhood safeguarding group called Shomrim.
His remarks came hours after an arson attack on ambulances run by a Jewish charity, Hatzola, in North London, which works alongside Shomrim.
A Reform UK spokesperson told the Hampshire Chronicle: “He has been suspended pending an investigation and is no longer our mayoral candidate.”
Parry, a retired Royal Navy rear admiral, shared a post on X which asked: “Can Christian’s [sic] in Britain set up their own police and patrol certain neighbourhoods?”
Parry added: “Remember that these cosplayers have no more jurisdiction or legal authority than ordinary citizens.”
After another user questioned the mayoral candidate over the depiction of Shomrim, he wrote: “They are a community organisation, not a legal entity. It’s the same with Islamists on horseback. But if it offends you, I’ll remove it.”
He later told the Guardian: “Most people on X commenting seem to be confusing various community action groups with the real police. Keen that people understand that.”
Parry, who was set to stand in the Hampshire and the Solent mayoral election in 2028, had previously faced calls for his sacking after he called for deputy prime minister David Lammy to “go home” to the Caribbean last December.
He retained Reform’s support at the time with party leader Nigel Farage refused to condemn the comments.
Labour and the Lib Dems called for Farage sack Parry on Tuesday morning, claiming Parry “is not fit to be a candidate for public office”.
Labour MP for Leyton and Wanstead, Calvin Bailey, responded to reports of Parry’s departure on X, writing: “In December, I wrote to Nigel Farage about his candidate’s many vile racist and misogynist comments, asking if he would take action. Months later – and only after further offensive remarks – Reform have finally suspended Chris Parry.
“It should not take repeated incidents for basic standards of decency to be upheld.”
Reform UK have been contacted for comment.
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Charlotte Riley Fell For Husband Tom Hardy On Wuthering Heights Set
Actor Charlotte Riley has opened up about falling for her now-husband Tom Hardy on set while they were working on an adaptation of Wuthering Heights.
Back in 2009, Charlotte starred as Catherine Earnshaw to Tom’s Heathcliff in an ITV drama inspired by the iconic Emily Brontë novel.
During an interview with The Times published over the weekend, she was asked for her first impression of the man she’d go on to marry, recalling: “He made me a really decent cup of tea. Strong.
“There’s not much point if the spoon doesn’t stand up. And he told me that his mother was northern. So I thought, ‘all right then’.”

Another memory that has stuck with Charlotte was one that led to her and Tom bonding over a very rude slip of the tongue.
“We were talking about it the other day,” she explained. “There’s that famous line – ‘Whatever our souls are made of, yours and mine are the same’. We shot it in a tiny church on the moors and it was beautiful.
“We were sitting in a pew and I had to turn to Tom and say my line. And he absolutely died laughing. Because when you say it with my northern accent, it sounds like, ‘Whatever arseholes are made of…’ And that was it, we were gone for the rest of the day.”
Charlotte also insisted that the Oscar nominee didn’t charm her by staying in character as Heathcliff between takes.
She claimed: “There’s this myth that Tom’s some sort of Method actor, which he really isn’t. He was just his cheeky-chappy self.”

After meeting in the late 2000s, Charlotte and Tom tied the knot in 2014, and have since welcomed a son and daughter, born in October 2015 and December 2018 respectively.
Tom also has a 17-year-old son, Louis, from a previous relationship with casting director Rachael Speed.
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The House | The elections bill will only properly deal with big money in politics by capping donations

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The government deserves credit for the steps it has taken to reform money in politics. But it needs to do more.
At the last US election, Americans watched Elon Musk hand out million-dollar cheques to voters during the campaign. Everyone could see what was happening. Regulators did nothing. Weeks later, he was sitting at the right hand of the President. It was a vivid, public demonstration of what happens when money in politics has no limits: the rules become irrelevant, and by the time anyone acts, the damage is done.
The UK is not the United States. But the direction of travel should worry us. Nearly £100m was spent at the last general election after the previous government dramatically increased already multi-million-pound spending limits. We are building a system where a shrinking pool of very wealthy people bankroll our politics, and where political parties have become dangerously dependent on them. A system where big money donations are apparently traded for access and influence.
The Representation of the People Bill now before Parliament introduces some welcome reforms to our political finance regime. The government is seeking to tackle foreign interference. The tightening of rules on unincorporated associations, the increase in Electoral Commission fining powers, and tighter restrictions on corporate donations are real improvements, and the ministers and officials working on them deserve credit.
But there are gaps at the heart of this bill. Left open, they will leave room for foreign and undue influence to thrive.
Last week I gave evidence to the bill committee, and I put this problem as plainly as I could.
The UK does not prohibit people who cannot vote here from owning companies that trade here. So, someone determined to funnel money into British politics can simply acquire a company to do the job for them. The Electoral Commission has flagged the revenue test for corporate donors as a real foreign interference risk. Tax experts confirm it is fairly straightforward to generate significant UK turnover with no genuine operations in this country. This is not hypothetical: investigations have already traced around £6m in donations to companies ultimately owned by individuals who are not eligible to vote in the UK.
You can keep plugging holes in this system one by one. But if there is no limit on how much any single donor can give, you are trying to secure a building while leaving the front door wide open.
That’s why, along with other civil society organisations, academics and experts, we are calling for MPs to use this bill to introduce a meaningful cap on donations and join democracies such as Canada, France, Italy, and Australia, which is introducing its own cap in July, in taking action against big money in politics.
A cap does not starve parties of funds. It breaks the dependence on a handful of donors who currently account for an outsized share of the total. And let me be clear about what that dependence means. It is not just about the outcome of any one election. It is about the process. With our analysis showing that over two-thirds of all private donations in 2023 came from just 19 mega donors, you no longer have a system that represents the people. A bill called the Representation of the People Bill ought to take that seriously.
Some will argue that stronger enforcement is the answer, but enforcement in this area is too slow to keep pace with our politics. Former MEP and Reform Wales leader Nathan Gill is serving a 10-year prison sentence for bribery offences he admitted to in court. Those offences happened seven years before he was convicted. That is the reality of relying on criminal enforcement to protect our elections. By the time the system catches up, the election is over, and the consequences have already been played out. Parliament’s own report into Russian Interference, commissioned in 2017, was repeatedly delayed, with its publication held back by the government until July 2020. We need measures that prevent foreign and undue influence, not ones that chase it years after the fact.
The government has been clear that it wants to tackle foreign interference and protect democratic integrity. That is to be welcomed. But every safeguard in this bill can be circumvented by someone with enough money and enough determination, so long as there is no ceiling on what they can spend. Two-thirds of the public support donation caps of £50,000 or less. The opportunity is here. The mandate is there. A donation cap is how you prove you mean it.
Duncan Hames is Director of Policy at Transparency International UK and a former Liberal Democrat MP
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Rachel Reeves Criticises Liz Truss Over Energy Bill Support
Rachel Reeves has hit out at Liz Truss as she ruled out giving the richest families in the country taxpayer-funded help if their energy bills soar because of the Iran war.
The chancellor all-but confirmed that only low-income households will get government support if the conflict pushes up gas and electricity charges.
In one of the first acts in her 49-day stint as prime minister, Truss capped everyone in the country’s energy bills at £2,500 a year after Russia’s 2022 invasion of Ukraine caused a spike in gas prices.
The bailout came with a price tag of up to £150 billion, paid for from general taxation and extra government borrowing.
Truss was eventually forced to quit as prime minister after her tax-cutting mini-Budget crashed the economy.
In the Commons on Tuesday, Reeves said the economic problems caused by the Iran war may be “significant” but said the government would only step in to provide help “for those who need it most”.
She said: “The previous government pushed up borrowing, interest rates, inflation and mortgage costs with an unfunded, untargeted package of support under Liz Truss. That gave the support to the most wealthiest of households.
“That left us with high levels of national debt, a cheque written then for a bill that is still being paid today.
“I can confirm to the House that contingency planning is taking place for every eventuality so that we can keep costs down for everyone and provide support for those who need it most, acting within our iron-clad fiscal rules to keep inflation and interest rates as low as possible.”
Donald Trump’s decision to join Israel in bombing Iran has led to a spike in oil prices, raising fears that energy bills will soar.
Reeves told MPs: “This is not a war that we started, nor is it a war that we joined… but it is a war that will have an impact on our country.
“The challenges may be significant but I promise to do what is right and fair, being responsive in a changing world and responsible in the national interest.”
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Rebel MPs blocked from scrutiny committee
Labour MP Karl Turner has repeatedly raised alarm bells warning that the government’s proposed reforms to jury trials will hurt ordinary people.
Leading a group of up to 80 Labour MPs opposing the reforms, Turner persuaded them to abstain from the vote, securing a good faith agreement with ministers that they would allow a rebel MP to sit on the scrutiny committee.
However, unsurprisingly, the government has apparently reneged on this agreement made in good faith, with chief whip, Jonathan Reynolds, rejecting the two MPs proposed by Turner: Rachael Maskell and Stella Creasy.
According to the Telegraph, Turner said:
A very large number are now saying that we should not have abstained because we cannot trust the Government to act in good faith.
As usual, Labour denies that Turner secured any deal to influence who gets a seat at the table. Instead, ministers appointed Yasmin Qureshi who is referred to in the Telegraph as a “known and vocal critic” of the jury reforms.
A Labour source is cited as saying:
Karl getting to decide individual members of the bill committee was not part of any conversations he has had with government ministers or the whips.
It is not in any way fair to say this is a bad faith decision. We selected [Ms Qureshi] in good faith.
Nevertheless, Karl Turner will continue to oppose this dreadful reform.
Jury trials could be scrapped for crimes likely to attract a shorter prison sentence
Ministers have been accused of reneging on an offer to Labour MPs who are opposed to a reduction in the number of jury trials @DavidLammy @KarlTurnerMP @sarahsackman @TheCriminalBar @JamesDRossiter @thebarcouncil @RachaelMaskell @stellacreasy @TheLawSociety @DannyShawNews…
— Charles Hymas (@charleshymas) March 22, 2026
‘Dishonest’
Justice secretary, David Lammy, is working to restrict the human rights of defendants in criminal cases which would typically receive less than three years in prison. This has been widely condemned by lawyers, with some even calling for Lammy’s resignation. The condemnation followed Lammy’s appalling comparison of a three-year prison sentence to seeing a consultant for a “scraped knee”.
The European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR) enshrines the right to a fair trial, including the right to a jury, to protect citizens from potential state oppression and to uphold justice. Yet David Lammy now asks us to accept that scrapping jury trials will somehow deliver swifter justice.
A claim which is disputed as “deception”, as barrister, Michael Mansfield, highlighted to Sky News.
This is the very reason I have described the governments line from the very outset as “dishonest”. Mike Mansfield describes it as a “deception”. https://t.co/w0cQNx7eyw
— Karl Turner MP (@KarlTurnerMP) March 23, 2026
Nevertheless, the dishonesty doesn’t end there. Adding insult to injury, this refusal to allow a proposed ‘rebel MP’ on to the committee follows the government’s egregious move to restrict access to legal advice for concerned MPs from Socialist Lawyers for Labour (SLL).
Karl Turner also led the charge then and said:
The policy position of the SLL is that these measures are a terrible mistake, are unworkable and must be stopped, but they have been blocked from sharing that position with Labour MPs in a briefing of the sort which one would expect it to be able to make.
The Canary reported on the devastating impact this will have on the perception of justice if these reforms go ahead, particularly for the rights of women and girls who are failed by the justice system.
Labour MP, Charlotte Nichols, had also shared her own traumatic experience as a survivor of rape. This principled intervention came in order to counter the cynical attempts by the government to use the very real pain of rape survivors to trample over the legal rights and freedoms of defendants.
When Nichols spoke up in the House of Commons against the bullying tactics used against her and other women, she incredulously said:
If we have concerns about this bill, it is because we have not been raped or because we don’t care enough for rape victims.
‘Scrutiny isn’t a luxury’
Speaking on jury trial reforms, Liverpool Riverside MP, Kim Johnson, told the Canary the strength of opposition is “palpable”.
She said:
The fact that Lammy has not included any critical voices from his own benches is very revealing. The strength of opposition to the jury proposals is palpable.
Blocking critical voices confirms the government is not confident in its own arguments, and instead of negotiating with the large numbers of concerned MPs, they are choosing to sideline us. Instead of trying to find solutions, this will only deepen existing concerns that our voices are not being listened to.
Scrutiny isn’t a luxury – it’s the foundation of democratic law-making.
If we are serious about justice, then we must be serious about scrutiny and that means listening to, not side-lining, those raising concerns about the proposed changes to our jury system.
Johnson is absolutely bang on; scrutiny only scares those who have something to hide. If the Starmer government genuinely believed this policy benefited the country and its citizens, they wouldn’t be so eager to avoid scrutiny.
Criticism is not a threat, it is essential. After all, it exposes blind spots and strengthens decision-making, forming a cornerstone of any healthy democracy.
Featured image via the Canary
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The House Article | We must help survivors bring enablers of Mohammed Fayed to justice

The late Mohamed Fayed pictured in 2008 | Image by: Jeff Moore / Alamy
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Many parliamentarians will either represent survivors in their constituencies, or simply feel the utter outrage at the crimes which have taken place. Please join the APPG and support its work
The crimes of Mohammed Fayed in gross abuse of his power, and the alleged crimes of those connected with him, are horrific.
There is evidence that over the course of decades Fayed systemically used his power within Harrods to select, groom, and sexually abuse girls and women. There are further allegations which remain under investigation relating to his other business interests including Fulham Football Club and House of Fraser.
This is not a case of one bad apple. The abuse that took place was enabled by systems within and outwith Harrods. Survivors were subjected to invasive medical tests by doctors, they were moved from place to place, their families were intimidated, and the police failed to investigate complaints.
And now for the first time a link to Jeffrey Epstein has come to light, with a survivor reporting being trafficked by Epstein to London for Fayed. Perhaps it is no surprise: two predators, operating at the same time, using their powerful positions and institutional links to do so.
Fayed and Epstein may be dead – but their systems, institutions, and many enablers live on. And crucially so do the survivors of their crimes. Several hundred women have come forward already in relation to the abuse of Mohammed Fayed – and certainly there will be more who have not yet chosen to speak.
This is why last year we established the All-Party Parliamentary Group for Survivors of Fayed and Harrods to be their voice in Parliament. We have met dozens of survivors over the past 12 months and pay tribute to their tenacity and strength.
And now for the first time a link to Jeffrey Epstein has come to light, with a survivor reporting being trafficked by Epstein to London for Fayed
We also know how hard it can be for survivors to put their trust into another institution after decades of being let down. To that end we have spent some months now working with survivor networks, putting in place best practice standards, and establishing a framework of trust which we do not take for granted. The APPG is also working closely with The Survivors Trust to make sure we are working in a safe way – bearing in mind the trauma that survivors have suffered.
There was one underlying message that came through from the APPG’s recent consultation with survivors: there is a web of implicated individuals and institutions which must be investigated fully. And this can only be achieved by framing the police investigation into crimes of trafficking; alongside a statutory public inquiry.
This is the drum beat that the APPG will be playing over the months and years to come. In the short term we are hearing the concerns of survivors in relation to the redress scheme and the ongoing investigations of the Metropolitan police and IOPC and will be pushing for answers. We are also pleased to be facilitating engagement with the minister for safeguarding and the Prime Minister.
Many parliamentarians will either represent survivors in their constituencies, or simply feel the utter outrage at the crimes which have taken place. Please join the APPG and support its work. Fayed’s crimes were abhorrent – but so were the actions of those who enabled him and covered it up. Indeed, we don’t yet know the extent of the enterprise. But let this be the institution that stands with survivors in their campaign for justice.
Wendy Chamberlain, Liberal Democrat MP for North East Fife, and Dave Robertson, Labour MP for Lichfield, are co-chairs of the APPG for Survivors of Fayed and Harrods
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Wings Over Scotland | Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off
The last faint hope of any remotely positive or at least interesting outcome of May’s election just left the building.
It wasn’t MUCH of a hope, and it’s absolutely no surprise in the wake of the comically shambolic, belief-defyingly inept farce that has been the birth of Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana’s fringe-of-the fringe Your Party, but all the same its extinguishing means the next two months will be even more of a waste of time than they looked like being.
Frankly, readers, we may as well not bother having an election at all.
Firstly because it’d save a fortune. A whopping 40 MSPs are standing down at the election, and they’ll all be eligible for redundancy payments (called “resettlement grants”), and some will also be eligible for additional payments for standing down as ministers or officeholders – we reckon Alison Johnstone, the current Presiding Officer, will score the biggest payday, picking up a tidy £105,706.
Most will trouser the maximum (£77,710), and the total will be in the region of £2.65 million. That’s a heck of a wedge for hard-pressed taxpayers to be laying out just because people have voluntarily decided they don’t want their jobs any more. (It’s not like we’re SAVING anything from their redundancies, because their roles will be taken over by new gravy-seekers.)
But it’s small beer compared to the overall cost of the election, which will be in the region of £50 million. The 2026-27 budget allots £37m for the election specifically, but there are various other costs and contingencies that come on top.
So what will we get for this £53m? Well, more of the same. While there’s actually a fairly wide range of possible arithmetical outcomes, they all amount to the same thing. There is zero doubt that the SNP will form the “new” government, and zero prospect of them doing anything differently.
(The best-case scenario for the SNP is probably around 66 seats, a one-party majority, backed up with double-digit Greens. The absolute worst-case is maybe 50, which would still be double anyone else, and there’d be no credible way for anyone else to get enough support to form a government.)
The Unionist parties will rearrange the deckchairs, swapping a bunch of Labour and Tory MSPs for Reform ones, but all will be equally irrelevant. Polling (which is all over the shop) suggests that Reform, Labour and even the Greens are in the running for second place, but who other than themselves actually cares? (There is no “official opposition” at Holyrood.)
Independence? Don’t make us laugh. Less than a quarter of SNP voters even think it’s a pressing issue, and no other party’s voters are interested in the constitution either. Everyone knows it’s a dead political duck and only political pundits and (during the campaign) candidates are forced for professional reasons to pretend otherwise.
A “pro-independence” majority now looks all but a certainty with the collapse of Your Party Scotland, and an SNP-alone majority is a possibility, but neither outcome would be any different to a minority and more to the point, everyone knows it. Whatever the result, the SNP will bleat pitifully at Keir Starmer for another referendum, Starmer will tell them to sod off, and they’ll scuttle away happily to bag another five years’ wages.
So why are we bothering with six more weeks of wretched, transparent pretence that anything about this election matters? Nothing will change except the names on the paycheques. We’d be as well just carrying on as we are, and if anyone wants to stand down we’ll just have a by-election. The only real losers would be Reform, but pretty much everyone seems to hate them anyway so there wouldn’t be much of a protest.
Of course, we’d still be left with a useless government almost nobody likes. Barely half of SNP voters think the party’s record has been even fairly good in anything but the vague, unmeasurable “standing up for Scotland”.
And almost six in ten of them are unwilling to even say John Swinney is “honest”, let alone have faith in him to turn the country around.
But they understandably don’t think any of the other halfwits applying for his job are any better. Hilariously, the least unpopular political leader in Scotland is the Lib Dem UK leader Ed Davey, who gets a negative approval rating of only -9, mainly because 57% of Scots can’t be bothered to have an opinion of him at all.
(Swinney gets -17 in seventh place, just below Russell Findlay and Malcolm Offord on -16 each, and Anas Sarwar gets a brutal -31, although he’ll be pleased to be only seven points behind Nicola Sturgeon. Nigel Farage and Keir Starmer tie for last on -52, so it’s not looking good Prime Minister-wise for the UK for the next nine years. Poor old Humza Yousaf, meanwhile, doesn’t even get a look-in.)
Last night STV called this “the scunnered election”, but we think a better word is “accursed”, because like COVID-19 it’s a plague nobody wants but that we’re all going to have to grit our teeth and endure anyway, at enormous cost to the public purse, to gain nothing.
The Six Nations is over and the World Cup isn’t until June. If you’ve been thinking of taking a lengthy holiday somewhere with no internet access, readers, there’s never been a better time than now.
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TV Baftas 2026: Full List Of Nominations As Adolescence Leads The Way
It’s a good day to be Stephen Graham, following the news that two of his two TV offerings are leading the way at this year’s TV Baftas.
The nominees at the upcoming awards show were announced on Tuesday afternoon, with Netflix’s Adolescence unsurprisingly leading the way with a hefty 11 nominations.
Just behind on seven nods is A Thousand Blows, another drama starring and produced by Stephen.
As for individual performers with multiple nods, Erin Doherty and Aimee Lou Wood each have two acting nods, while Romesh Ranganathan is recognised twice in the Entertainment Performance category.
Thanks to their nods in the fan-voted Memorable Moment category, Bob Mortimer and Alan Carr each have two nominations, too.
The full list of nominations at the 2026 TV Baftas is as follows…
Aimee Lou Wod (Film Club)
Erin Doherty (A Thousand Blows)
Jodie Whittaker (Toxic Town)
Narges Rashidi (Prisoner 951)
Sheridan Smith (I Fought The Law)
Siân Brooke (Blue Lights)
Colin Firth (Lockerbie: A Search For Truth)
Ellis Howard (What It Feels Like For A Girl)
James Nelson-Joyce (This City Is Ours)
Matt Smith (The Death Of Bunny Munro)
Stephen Graham (Adolescence)
Lenny Rush (Am I Being Unreasonable?)
Oliver Savell (Changing Ends)
Steve Coogan (How Are You? It’s Alan(Partridge))
Jennifer Saunders (Amandaland)
Katherine Parkinson (Here We Go)
Philippa Dunne (Amandaland)
Aimee Lou Wood (The White Lotus)
Christine Tremarco (Adolescence)
Chyna McQueen (Get Millie Black)
Erin Doherty (Adolescence)
Rose Ayling-Ellis (Reunion)
Ashley Walters (Adolescence)
Fehinti Balogun (Down Cemetery Road)
Joshua McGuire (The Gold)
Owen Cooper (Adolescence)
Paddy Considibe (MobLand)
Rafael Mathee (The Death Of Bunny Munro)
What It Feels Like For A Girl
Entertainment Performance
Amanda Holden and Alan Carr (Amanda & Alan’s Spanish Job)
Bob Mortimer (Last One Laughing)
Claudia Winkleman (The Celebrity Traitors)
Rob Beckett and Romesh Ranganathan (Rob & Romesh Vs…)
Romesh Ranganathan (Romesh: Can’t Knock The Hustle)
Michael McIntyre’s Big Show
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Politics
End-of-winter tent collection at the France-UK border – crowdfunder launches
Three of Calais Appeal’s members, La Capuche Mobilisée, Utopia 56 & Refugee Women’s Centre, are launching a crowdfunder to purchase urgently needed tents for people stuck at the France-UK border.
Every year, tens of thousands of people on the move spend time at the France-UK border whilst seeking to claim asylum in the UK. In Calais and Dunkirk, at any one time there are around 2,000 people having to sleep outside, in tents or under tarpaulins.
Tent stocks running low
At the end of a winter marked by harsh weather conditions, stocks are currently so limited that single men have to wait up to two weeks to receive a tent through Calais Appeal’s organisations.
This situation of material precarity gets even worse with frequent evictions, which the UK government funds. During these, the French authorities take people’s personal belongings (including tents and sleeping bags) away.
As long ago as 2020, the Canary was reporting that living conditions in Calais could be driving refugees to attempt crossing the channel to the UK.
Utopia 56 works in Calais and Dunkirk with the most vulnerable groups, particularly unaccompanied minors. It distributes emergency supplies such as tents, sleeping bags and other essential items.
Refugee Women’s Centre, also active in Calais and Dunkirk, focuses on supporting women and families. It combines material aid, access to hygiene and medical care, and psychosocial support.
Finally, La Capuche, an association which started in January 2025, distributes tents and runs a free clothing shop where people can choose their own clothes. It also manages a recently established community laundry system.
The goal of this crowdfunder is to raise €10,000, which would allow Calais Appeal to buy 1,000 tents, costing €10 / £9 each. Reaching this target will allow Calais Appeal to continue distributing tents for another month.
Featured image via Calais Appeal / La Capuche Mobilisée
Politics
Bridgerton Season 5 Will Focus On Francesca And Michaela’s Love Story, Netflix Confirms
Bridgerton bosses have finally confirmed that Hannah Dodd will be taking the lead in the next season of the hit period drama.
After much speculation, Netflix announced on Tuesday afternoon that season five would focus on the love story between Francesca Bridgerton and Michaela Stirling (played by Masali Budaza), the first time the show has had a same-sex romance as its main plot.
It also marks something of a departure from the Francesca romance outlined in the Bridgerton novel When He Was Wicked.
While in the book, Francesca falls in love with her late husband’s cousin, Michael Stirling, this character was gender-swapped for the TV adaptation.
Showrunner Jess Brownell previously said: “I didn’t want to just insert a queer character for queer character’s sake. I want to tell a story that accurately reflects a queer experience, and the first time I read Francesca’s book, I really identified with it as a queer woman.”
Jess went on to say that she related to Francesca, who is described in the books as feeling “different” without “really knowing why”.
“As a queer woman, a lot of my queer experience, and I think a lot of my friends’ [experiences have] been about that sense of feeling different, and navigating what that means,” she explained.
Bridgerton author Julia Quinn also gave this move her personal seal of approval, insisting: “Anyone who has seen an interview with me from the past four years knows that I am deeply committed to the Bridgerton world becoming more diverse and inclusive as the stories move from book to screen.”

Production on season five of Bridgerton is officially underway, following the success of the fourth run, which concluded last month.
Fans could still be in for a bit of a wait until their next trip to the Ton, though, with Francesca and Michaela’s season expected to premiere in late 2027 at the earliest.
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