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Spot the Pol!
This host-city mayor visited a “fan festival” in her city’s Fairmount Park, where a combined 250,000 attendees have gathered thus far to watch matches.
That’s Philadelphia Mayor Cherelle Parker inaugurating the Lemon Hill festival site early in the tournament. The city is hosting Curaçao and Côte d’Ivoire at Lincoln Financial Field today.
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Meloni allies fail to take over Italian soccer
The most high-profile team to miss out on the 2026 World Cup, Italy, is picking a new crop of officials to revamp its discredited soccer association — as Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni’s allies failed in their bid to take more control over the body.
Veteran sports official Giovanni Malagò, a former president of the Italian Olympic Committee (CONI) for more than a decade, overcame opposition from Italy’s right-wing government to become the new president of the Italian soccer association (FIGC) earlier this week.
Malagò’s key challenge is to mend ties with Italian Sports Minister Andrea Abodi, with whom he has clashed in the past and who publicly questioned Malagò’s soccer credentials. Until the very last minute, Meloni’s government tried to block Malagò from clinching the FIGC’s top job — but ultimately failed.
In a soccer-mad country where the sport carries outsized cultural weight, Italy’s failure to qualify for the World Cup turned into a proxy battle over governance, reforms, investment and the Meloni administration’s willingness to extend political influence into independent institutions.
Frustrated Italian soccer fans, who have seen their country miss out on qualifying for the last three World Cups, just want Malagò to pick Italy’s new head coach.
The favorites for the job are Roberto Mancini and Antonio Conte — two soccer grandees who both previously coached the Italian national team. Another soccer legend, former AC Milan captain Paolo Maldini, is being touted for a new job as a bridge between the FIGC and the players, according to Italian media.
But that’s not the only item sitting in Malagò’s in-tray.
Italy must nominate five stadiums capable of hosting matches at Euro 2032, which it will co-organize with Turkey, by an October deadline. That’s potentially problematic given that Europe’s governing body, UEFA, warned that Italy could lose its role as co-organizer unless it upgrades its dilapidated soccer infrastructure.
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The newest GOP campaign surrogates: Confused tourists at Waffle House
If you’ve spent any time on social media recently, you’ve run across the deluge of videos from World Cup tourists celebrating the wonders of the United States. The top Republican in Congress is taking these visual love letters as a validation of his party’s agenda.
“Thanks to social media, we’re seeing a lot of these; this has been encouraging to see the visitors appreciate what we have,” House Speaker Mike Johnson said Wednesday. “Dutch travelers are in Buc-ees; German players took a midnight trip to the Waffle House. They’re the greatest thing you’ve ever seen. English fans are roaming the Everglades. Japanese tourists marveling over free chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant in Texas.”
Johnson did not really contend with an undercurrent of these videos — that visitors were expecting something far different, and far less alluring, in their American travels — as he cited them in his election-season messaging about “the socialist takeover of the Democrat Party.”
“What a split screen we’re seeing right now. We’re triumphantly hosting the World Cup games all around the country, and we’re seeing people from different countries come and get a little taste of America, a little taste of freedom, of our culture and our society. And they appreciate it so much more than these socialists running for Congress,” he continued. “Sadly, many of these Democrat candidates and their voters just don’t have the same zeal and affection for America.”
Although few of these latter-day de Tocquevilles cite politics as they marvel at America’s bounty — including Freddy, the footloose German fan who has been invited to the White House — Johnson cited their enthusiasm as endorsement of his policy agenda.
“They’re seeing for themselves the genius of America’s system,” the speaker said. “A system that rewards risk takers and entrepreneurs and job creators and innovators, and people who create jobs for others and expand the economy and opportunity and broaden the pathway out of poverty for more people. That’s what the Republicans stand for.”
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A country that doesn’t exist is a World Cup winner
Kurdistan is not a member of FIFA, resigned instead to the Confederation of Independent Football Associations, whose biennial CONIFA World Football Cup pits non-sovereign states, minorities, stateless peoples and regions against one another.
But the world’s approximately 40 million Kurds — often called one of the largest ethnic groups without their own nation-state — may have already been today’s big winners.
The Italy-based site Asia News has reported there are nine players of Kurdish extraction at the World Cup, spread across four teams, including Iran, Iraq and Switzerland. But it is German forward Deniz Undav who has attracted the most attention, for both his on-field prowess and eagerness to assert his Kurdish identity at every turn.
The son of a Kurdish-Yazidi family that migrated to Germany to Turkey after the country’s 1980 coup d’état, Undav is tied with Lionel Messi for the most goal contributions in the tournament and will have the chance to add to three-goal, two-assist tally today against Ecuador. Undav has celebrated his goals, including a stoppage-time winner against Côte d’Ivoire, with a traditional Kurdish govend dance. (Our corporate cousins at Bild detailed the origins of Undav’s celebration with his club team, VfB Stuttgart.)
Even if Undav doesn’t come off the bench again for Germany, many Kurds already have something to celebrate: the surprise early elimination of Turkey, whose government they consider an enemy both inside its own borders and beyond. Kurdish social-media feeds have become cheering sections for whichever team is facing off against Turkey, which will face the United States today in a match that has become meaningless for both sides.
“What a great way to start the day—waking up and finding out that Turkey lost the match,” an account named @Kurdistan_C wrote on X early Saturday. “Congratulations to the people of Paraguay on their team’s win against Turkey.”
It is unclear when Kurdistan’s actual team will take the pitch next. The Kurdistan Football Association was suspended by CONIFA after it failed to follow through on plans to host the World Football Cup in 2024. One has not been scheduled since.
“At the moment, Kurdistan FA are excluded from all international football inside CONIFA and have no opportunity to promote and celebrate the beauty and greatness of its people,” the organization announced in September 2024.
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Inglewood wins a legal victory over its most famous building
LOS ANGELES — The World Cup was supposed to be a moment of unalloyed triumph for the city of Inglewood and the owner of SoFi Stadium, the signature sports venue where the United States will play its final group-stage match today, against Turkey.
But the estranged partners have been embroiled in a long-simmering legal dispute, and now Inglewood has emerged with a victory in court that could have major ramifications for California property-rights law long after the soccer world has moved on from the city.
Hollywood Park, the sprawling mixed-use property that includes the $5 billion-plus stadium filed two lawsuits against the city after it struck a deal last year with digital billboard company WOW Media to install signs in Inglewood, including near the stadium.
In one complaint, Hollywood Park, which is controlled by Stan Kroenke — the billionaire who also owns the Los Angeles Rams, SoFi’s marquee occupant — alleged that the city’s billboard deal “siphons” money from its property. In its second lawsuit, Hollywood Park sought about $400 million from Inglewood that it said it was owed for public infrastructure upgrades and other improvements, arguing the city was required to reimburse those costs once certain tax revenue thresholds were met.
But the city countered that the development agreement cited by Hollywood Park was unenforceable because it was adopted through an initiative approved by voters — and not a legislative body, the far more common route.
Now, Inglewood has prevailed. A Los Angeles Superior Court judge upheld, in a ruling dated Tuesday, the long-term agreement between the billboard company and the city, affirming that it did not violate the law.
In an interview with POLITICO, Inglewood Mayor James T. Butts sought to lower the temperature, extolling Hollywood Park as a “great partner,” adding that “there is no animosity between” the city and the property owner. And he said that the litigation has not put a damper on enthusiasm for the World Cup.
SoFi, which opened in 2020, is drawing praise from soccer fans and athletes alike. Tens of thousands of visitors have poured into Inglewood, a city of roughly 100,000 just southwest of Los Angeles, and the games have unfolded without major incident.
“We’re appreciative for the partnership that we’ve had” with Hollywood Park, Butts said. “And I believe that these issues will be worked out as they should be — during negotiation. This is just a great time for us, and it’s a great time for SoFi.”
In a statement, a Hollywood Park spokesperson said that the developer would appeal the court’s decision.
“We respectfully disagree with the Court’s decision regarding the City’s long-term agreement with WOW and continue to believe that leasing public rights-of-way in this manner is inconsistent with state and municipal law,” the spokesperson said. “…Despite the court’s decision, Hollywood Park remains committed to continuing its investment in Inglewood and supporting the community’s long-term success.”
WOW CEO Scott Krantz said in a statement that the company was pleased with the court’s “decisive ruling,” adding that the agreement with Inglewood delivers “significant, ongoing revenue” to the city. “WOW has enjoyed a long, successful, and mutually beneficial partnership with Inglewood, and we look forward to strengthening that relationship in the years ahead,” he said.
Butts characterized the skirmish with Hollywood Park as a “business dispute,” adding that the city has “the right to self-determination.”
“The reality is even the best of partners will have business disputes,” he said, noting that SoFi Stadium, also home to the Los Angeles Chargers, will co-host the 2028 Summer Olympics opening ceremony and swimming events.
Butts said he might attend a forthcoming World Cup match at SoFi, which will host the U.S. team’s game on Thursday against Turkey. “I likely will,” he said. “But that’s not what I’m here for — to go to games. I’m here to oversee the city’s public safety and quality of life, and parking and traffic response. That’s the thrill for me.”
Inglewood also prevailed in a similar legal challenge from the owner of Intuit Dome, a nearby arena developed by billionaire Steve Ballmer that is home to his Los Angeles Clippers. A representative of Intuit Dome did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
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The House | Andy Burnham has little time to prepare for government

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When he took over as Prime Minister in June 2007, Gordon Brown had been thinking about the job for over a decade and planning the succession for many months.
Brown brought in a set of advisers he had worked with for years, a sense of changes he wanted to make to the centre of government, and policy that included a big programme of constitutional reform.
But the adjustment from Chancellor to Prime Minister – and being the face of all aspects of government – was one which Brown struggled to make, and his premiership was knocked off course by the financial crisis. Brown was lauded for his response, but many of his plans for power remained undelivered.
While Burnham has long held prime ministerial ambitions, his ascent to the job could still be far more rapid than Brown’s. But you cannot undertake a comprehensive preparation for government programme in under a month and Burnham and his team should not try.
Speeches in the weeks ahead look set to reveal more about his plans for power, but there are other key steps he needs to focus on: prioritising early decisions about policy in the first weeks in government, using access talks to ensure the civil service can also help make the transition a success and identify the people he wants to take into government.
Burnham is likely inundated with ideas from helpful well-wishers for what he should do – he should shelve much of it for after the trip to the Palace. If he does take over at the start of parliamentary recess, Burnham and his team will have the rest of the summer to continue working through the huge amounts of policy he will inherit or has been thinking about. They would do so with the support of the whole of the civil service and a far better insight into what is currently going on inside government. He will also have to govern during that period, and should be prepared to be hit by events, crises or political distractions, but he can still turn the timetable into a benefit. What he should focus on now is his overall vision and the top priorities for early change.
Access talks are the crucial first step to building a relationship with the civil service, particularly the Cabinet Secretary. But there is a limit to what they can do, particularly in this context. The Civil Service cannot start serving him, but they can listen to and probe his plans. Burnham should use them to focus on the policies he wants to prioritise early on, the problems he is likely to inherit, the changes he wants to make to structures, and how he wants to work.
With three years at best before the next election, Burnham cannot afford a No.10 that descends into confusion about who does what or infighting over whose ideas dominate. Burnham needs his No.10 to speak authentically and consistently for him if he wants the system to be clear on what it is supposed to be doing. He needs to be thinking about how to appoint a high-performing team around him, selected in terms of who he needs, not just who he knows and wants to reward. He will have to let some people down.
Appointing his No10 team will be followed by Burnham’s first ministerial reshuffle. He will want to think about policy or political signals, balancing party factions and giving encouragement to MPs, but he also needs to think about where continuity on existing policy or performance in the role means avoiding changes, particularly in the junior ranks who are too often the victims of the tail-end of reshuffles. If he wants to make a difference to the performance of his government, he would do well to plan changes by department, focusing on building ministerial teams, not just slotting names into whatever gaps are left.
Andy Burnham probably has less than a month to think about how he will do the job that is more demanding than anything he faced as a government minister or mayor of Manchester. There is much that he can do to prepare, but he needs to be ruthless with how he uses this time.
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POLL: Labour Gains Six Points as Burnham Returns to Westminster
The latest from Find Out Now: Reform 24% (-3) Labour 21% (+6) Conservatives 18% (-) Greens 15% (-2) Libdem 12% (-1) The Burnham bounce is real. Although political honeymoons don’t last the weekend nowadays…
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Wings Over Scotland | The Guilty Party
These are the people whose job it was to stop the leadership of the SNP from stealing almost £700,000 of “ringfenced” fundraiser money from independence supporters, and who utterly failed at that job.
It was also their job to stop Peter Murrell stealing the best part of £500,000 from the SNP, in a separate but related crime, and they failed at that one too.
A small handful of them (marked with red asterisks) tried their best to do their duties, and were blocked primarily by one powerful woman – Nicola Sturgeon – and a room full of cowards, weaklings and bullies, listed above.
This video is a horrifying watch.
But the most shocking part comes about 12 minutes in. Allison Graham, a member of the SNP’s Finance and Audit Committee (FAC) as well as its National Executive Committee (NEC) relates how at an NEC meeting on 20 March 2021 she read out a statement from herself and two other FAC members.
Though the statement was quite diplomatically phrased considering the seriousness of the issues, the response to it from the online meeting was a sustained personal attack on Allison Graham from Cllr Ian Cockburn, then the co-leader of the SNP group on Highland Council and who’d completed a law degree just three years earlier.
Despite therefore presumably knowing that he and the other NEC members were legally liable for the SNP’s finances, Cockburn laid into Allison Graham to the extent that she physically bowed her head in front of her PC screen, and then the rest of the committee – including Nicola Sturgeon – joined the pile-on, with both anger and mockery.
Most of those doing so were women, but alert readers will have also spotted the eternally poisonous Glasgow councillor Graham Campbell – part of Sturgeon’s inner circle and seen on the far right of the pic below – going so far as to say that a member of the party’s Finance & Audit Committee shouldn’t even have been allowed to read out a statement expressing the FAC’s concerns about the party finances at a meeting of its National Executive Committee.
(In other words, that the FAC literally should have been prevented from doing its job of warning the NEC about a massive seven-figure gap in the SNP’s accounts.)
This was entirely in character for Campbell, who at around the same time was demanding that anyone having any dealings (even retweets on Twitter) with Wings Over Scotland – which was also trying to warn SNP members and indy supporters that their money had been stolen – should be expelled from the party.
Ian Cockburn and Christina Cannon, incidentally, are still on the SNP NEC today.
Allison Graham had read out the statement from the FAC members in the hope that it would be recorded as part of the minutes of the meeting.
But the NEC had stopped properly recording minutes of its meetings in November 2020 – by a remarkable coincidence, the exact same month that Douglas Chapman had been elected as Treasurer specifically on a platform of greater financial transparency, and recruited Allison Graham, Cynthia Guthrie and Frank Ross to help him in that aim – and started providing party members with only “Outcome Of Business” notes.
This is all ordinary party members were told about the 20 March meeting:
And even NEC members got only this:
It’s important to emphasise once again that at this stage concerns were only about the missing fundraiser money, not Peter Murrell’s personal embezzlement from the party.
The SNP’s accounts for 2020 wouldn’t be published until months after the FAC members resigned, and by the end of 2019 Murrell had only pilfered around £210,000 – a small fraction of the amount of the discrepancy the FAC had noticed.
But all attempts to solve the problem had been frustrated not just by Murrell – who had obvious motivations to keep the finances away from prying eyes – but by the aggressive hostility of the NEC, the very body that was supposed to hold him accountable, driven by the attitude of the party leader.
And as Cynthia Guthrie ruefully notes, that was the real problem.
Nicola Sturgeon’s involvement in the coverup of the dodgy finances goes far beyond mere ignorance, far beyond even a wildly reckless lack of curiosity. She actively, brutally crushed any attempt to warn those responsible for the SNP’s finances of any alarming issues about them.
The FAC members told all of this to Operation Branchform police. And yet still nobody has been held accountable for this misappropriation of hundreds of thousands of pounds solicited from donors on a false premise, and which the SNP now admits had already been spent on something else long before the FAC members resigned and long before the majority of Peter Murrell’s embezzlement.
Alex Kerr, who was on that 2020 NEC, is now an MSP and SNP National Secretary.
Kirsten Oswald, the Business Convener who shut down every attempt by the FAC to raise the issue with the NEC, is now an MSP and a government minister.
(Hilariously, the SNP issued a statement yesterday that Oswald had been committed to transparently updating party members about what had happened at NEC meetings.
Let’s just remind ourselves what Oswald told members about a meeting where half the party’s Finance Committee had resigned because they had extremely grave concerns about the party’s finances and the Chief Executive’s refusal to provide them with even the most basic information required to do their job.)
Alison Thewliss, who was on the 2020 NEC, is now an MSP.
Ian Cockburn, who instigated the pile-on against Allison Graham – the only time he ever spoke at an NEC meeting, Allison told Wings earlier today – has now resigned from Highland Council but is still on the SNP NEC.
Christina Cannon, who also joined the pile-on, is still on the NEC and is an SNP councillor in Glasgow.
Graham Campbell, who thought it was outrageous that the Finance & Audit Committee was even allowed to report to the NEC on the party’s finances, is a councillor in the same ward as Christina Cannon, and chairs the SNP’s BAME Network.
Farah Farzana, who also joined in the pile-on and is also a former chair of the SNP BAME Network, describes herself as a “social injustice activist” [sic] and is currently Equalities And Human Rights Officer at Falkirk Council. She was the Scottish Parliament’s “ambassador” for World Hijab Day, and remains active in the SNP.
Heather Anderson, who also joined the pile-on, became an SNP MSP last month, giving her oath in “Dundonian Scots”. She previously founded Scottish Human Services, a charitable trust focused on “inclusion”.
Laura Brennan-Whitefield, who also joined the pile-on, is an SNP councillor. When seeking to be elected to the NEC in 2018, she expressed her wish to “influence Party policy in a progressive way”.
Stacy Bradley, who also joined the pile-on, stepped down as an SNP office-bearer in 2024 in order to concentrate on a new career as a trainee criminal defence solicitor, which might come in handy in the future.
Emma Hendrie, who also joined in the pile-on, campaigned actively in the SNP’s “Young Scots for Independence” wing, also known as the Twitler Youth, for the decriminalisation of sex work. (She’s the brunette on the right of the pic below.)
When seeking re-election to the NEC in 2020, she said “Constructive criticism is always welcome”, which we’re sure will come as comforting news to Allison Graham. Hendrie to have subsequently vanished from public view.
Findlay MacGregor, who also joined in the pile-on, is the brother of SNP MSP Fulton MacGregor. He was re-elected to the NEC in 2021 after all the pro-accountability “rebels” elected in 2020 were pushed out. This 2019 campaign pic is almost all we know about him.
All of the people above, and all the other members of the 2020 SNP NEC who didn’t resign, are complicit – either actively, as in the cases of those we’ve just listed, or passively in the cases of others – in the cover-up of the theft of the fundraiser money (and also in the cover-up of Peter Murrell’s embezzlement).
All failed in their duty to the party as NEC members, and in their legal fiduciary duties. All of them bear responsibility for the subsequent calamities that befell the SNP, because none of them asked the questions it was their job to ask, and instead attacked those who did.
But what the testimony of the FAC members this week really demonstrates is that everyone who didn’t resign from the NEC in 2021 was involved in a crime for which nobody has yet been held to account, and that it is now even more astonishing that the Crown Office decided not to even try to prosecute anyone for it, and refuses to offer any sort of explanation for why.
Crown Agent John Logue’s comments tell us nothing. WHY were the police and Crown Office not able to establish fraud, as the money had demonstrably been spent, and not on what it was raised for? And HOW were they able to establish there’d been no fraud, as at the point when the focus of the investigation switched from the fundraiser fraud to Murrell’s embezzlement they hadn’t questioned anyone in the SNP leadership? Like a magpie distracted by a shiny object, they simply dropped all the twigs they were carrying and went after their new prize.
The SNP was the victim of a crime, but also the perpetrator of one, and until the latter is addressed we’re all just being told to Wheesht For Nicola.
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In search of an analogy for Andy Burnham’s coup
For obvious reasons, and despite a hailstorm of speculation, we have yet to see any solid policy changes guaranteed from Andy Burnham’s team, and pundits are still in the personality-assessment stage of the recruiting process. Happily, this is where I feel most able to contribute.
I suppose I might be in a bubble, but I have yet to see anyone outside of the Parliamentary Labour Party suggest that once the clouds of glory have dissipated over Euston Station, the UK’s next prime minister will be anything other than a tremendous disappointment.
Actually, that’s not quite correct. Some people expect so little that disappointment would be impossible, but you get my drift.
This might be to underestimate the threat that Burnham represents. If he does institute radical changes to the tax code, make Britain an even more hostile environment for the ambitious, wealthy, aspirational or merely talented and hardworking, and double down on all the worst parts of the past two years (Net Zero in particular), then he could do far more damage than is evoked by mere disappointment.
In the meantime, it’s useful to settle on a reliable mental model for what is going on right now. We need a decent analogy for the regicide and coronation that we are witnessing.
Here, I offer up half a dozen analogies prêt-à-porter – parables that I have not seen overused just yet, should you want to impress colleagues or, if WFH, the dog.
Perhaps most popular is Burnham as ‘the King over the Water’, a reference to the exiled Stuart claimants to the English throne. It works even if the water is the Manchester Shipping Canal. It certainly harnesses the sturdy romantic conviction of the Jacobites and the British myth of the great lost cause.
More prosaic perhaps, but still convincing, is Burnham as the bottle of Limoncello at the back of the cabinet – the one you finally resort to when everything else that anyone actually brought to the party has long ago been drunk, but you don’t want to admit defeat.
You can never go wrong quoting or gesturing towards Shakespeare when you are discussing back-stabbing conspirators or legitimacy crises. The Hollow Crown sequence in Richard II offers a pretty striking parallel, with Burnham as Henry Bolingbroke (emphasis on the last syllable) aka Henry V. Casting Keir Starmer as Richard II offers some tantalising echoes and rhymes of 14th-century title-tattle intended to delegitimise his rule. But you do need to grasp quite a bit of subtle and tangled dynastical backstory to make this work in general conversation and are likely to lose the attention of the rabble if you’re not careful.
Kemi Badenoch seems to have been more tempted by the dorsal knives of the Roman assassination, the Caesarean ‘Et tu, Brute?’ scenario, when discussing Starmer’s ousting during yesterday’s PMQs. Yet no matter how hard Labour MPs have tried to, portraying Starmer as ‘the noblest man that ever lived in the tide of times’, or even since 2024, is a stretch. He hath not, by my reckoning, bestrode this narrow world like a colossus, or even given the impression that he could step over a garden hose without breaking his stride.
Besides, Burnham is neither convincingly Mark Antony nor Octavian / Augustus in this case. It could be worth toying with out loud, perhaps, but not backing it too hard.
Another point of bardic reference when you hear the name Andy Burnham might be the homophonic Birnam Wood from Macbeth. The witches prophesise that Macbeth will not be overthrown until Birnam Wood moves towards his castle in Dunsinane, and that he cannot be harmed by a man born of a woman. He mistakes this ominous warning for a ‘nothing-to-worry-about old son’ all clear.
Whether Andy is ‘of woman born’ or was untimely ripp’d – another Caesarean reference – from his mother’s womb, history or at least Wikipedia does not relate. But his stealthy approach to No10 this past month or two has been less like Birnam Wood advancing on Dunsinane, than the game old campaigners Jonesy, Godfrey, Walker et al stumbling down a gentle slope, barely obscured by a few optimistic sprigs at the end of every episode of Dad’s Army. Which does chime all too convincingly.
Starmer, though, cannot be meaningfully compared with the bloodthirsty would-be tyrant that Macbeth became, any more than he can be with Caesar. I do not mean this, let me emphasise, as a compliment. I think more than a few Labour supporters would have liked to see him dial up the ‘in blood stepped so far’ calculation a little more when the going got rough. But rather than turn the multitudinous seas incarnadine, Starmer’s anaemic style has, if anything, turned more than a few red types Green. He strikes most people as so profoundly bloodless that he could barely stain a pocket handkerchief, let alone Neptune’s ocean.
Besides, Starmer did not seize No10 in a bloody coup. No one was murdered in their beds. Starmer has always been much more ‘Is this a procedure I see before me?’ kind of guy. Nor is his missus the classic Lady Macbeth figure that Carrie Johnson was persuasively portrayed as.
Staying with archaic references, the Second Coming is always promising, and the word ‘Messianic’ has certainly been thrown around lately – even more often than at a Russell Brand gig.
Again, it’s worth probing the thickness of that ice to see if it will bear weight. The first thing one has to ask is who was the First Coming in terms of Labour prime ministers? Clement Attlee? No one before colour TV has a chance of landing now (Shakespeare is mythical and thus exempt). Harold Wilson is perhaps more appealing, a northern man with the common touch and a prophet of economic growth, who called a snap election in the year that England won the World Cup, which I would certainly welcome, on both fronts.
That is certainly a better fit for Burnham than the only other possible candidate that the Labour faithful would like to see reincarnated – namely, Tony Blair. Putting aside the footling administrative wrinkle, that Blair is not actually dead yet, his presidential style, sinister charisma and vote-winning panache would surely be welcome after the leadership of a barely animated root vegetable. But Blair has blood on his hands. And easy as it is for those of us on the other side to forget, many Labourites despaired of Starmer because he wasn’t left-wing enough. The real trouble with this analogy is that it is too close to the facts to allow a little poetry to bloom. There is no spark, no room for a creative leap.
So in the end, I am going to suddenly abandon the learned and pretentious and offer instead an analogy much more in keeping with Burnham’s own man-of-the-people style. This is like the sort of changeover that any football fan has seen on myriad occasions when their team is two-nil down away – when their star striker has failed to live up to his billing, and they bring on some knackered, old war horse, in a desperate attempt to turn things around. Chelsea, say, in the 1990-91 season, taking off Kerry Dixon and bringing on Kevin Wilson. But everyone will have their own version.
It’s not a perfect fit. For one thing, we’ve barely passed the first hydration break, let alone half-time of Labour’s term in office. But at least this one has a certain democratic appeal.
Simon Evans is a spiked columnist and stand-up comedian. Tickets for his tour, Staring at the Sun, are on sale here.
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Burnham’s ‘Boriswave’ u-turn could bankrupt Britain
The Makerfield by-election was seen as one of the most consequential in modern British history and, with reports that Andy Burnham intends to scrap planned reforms to Indefinite Leave to Remain (ILR), it is hard to argue otherwise.
The result last Thursday will not only give the UK a new prime minister, but could also mean up to 2.15million migrants who arrived between 2021 and the election of Keir Starmer – known as the ‘Boriswave’ – will soon be awarded permanent settlement, putting them on a pathway to British citizenship. A politician with a mandate of just under 25,000 votes is taking our country down a path that will have profound social, fiscal and democratic consequences.
Last year, home secretary Shabana Mahmood introduced modest proposals that would require care workers and their dependents who arrived during Johnson’s term to wait up to 15 years before obtaining ILR, with the baseline for other migrants increasing from five to 10 years. It was a long-overdue recognition that the last Conservative government’s immigration policies had led to an unprecedented spike in low-wage and low-skill migration.
Standing in a Red Wall seat, Burnham softly indicated that he supported the general gist of Mahmood’s plan. He also u-turned on his prior support for migrants to have immediate access to public funds on arrival, and said net migration needed to continue falling.
For an individual vying for the top job, this made perfect sense. Polling by More in Common found that 52 per cent of voters think the main reason immigrants come to the UK is to take advantage of welfare and the NHS. The vast majority of the British public do not support giving welfare to migrants.
But Burnham is no longer courting the support of ordinary Brits. The views and opinions of his Makerfield constituents were forgotten as soon as he entered the Avanti West Coast first-class lounge. His only guiding principle now is keeping the parliamentary Labour Party on side.
As soon as Mahmood’s proposals were first announced, an avalanche of criticism poured down from Labour backbenchers. The main line of attack was that these changes were ‘unfair’ after Britain had ‘promised’ migrants settlement after five years.
Quite when such a ‘promise’ was made by the British government is a mystery. It is also perverse for British politicians to hold a pledge made to foreign nationals as inviolable, while treating the repeated pledges made to the British electorate that mass migration will be brought to an end, and that public debt will be brought under control, as expendable.
As for the matter of fairness, is it really fair to expect overstretched taxpayers to stump up for yet more welfare spending? According to Mahmood, abandoning her reforms could cost up to £10 billion over the lifetimes of just this cohort of care workers and their dependants. And care workers are just one part of the Boriswave. Reform UK estimates that the lifetime cost of all those granted ILR between 2026 and 2030 could amount to £154 billion.
Indeed, some senior Labour figures, including Emily Thornberry, have all but acknowledged that Boriswave migrants obtaining settlement is going to cost a pretty penny, but that we should proceed down this path because to do otherwise would push them into destitution. Saying the quiet part out loud, Thornberry claimed in March this year that over half of migrant children are living in relative poverty. The only remedy, it seems, would be to award their low-earning parents the right to stay in Britain permanently so that they can then claim benefits.
Ironically, granting permanent settlement would actually negate the very justification that was used for the Boriswave in the first place – namely, that the care sector would collapse without vast numbers of migrants. After all, once an individual receives ILR, they have the right to work in whichever sector they wish or even to not work at all. No longer are they required to do the jobs that Britons supposedly don’t want to do. Instead, low-skilled foreign nationals would be free to compete for jobs at the lower end of the labour market, in sectors where there are no shortages. This would be an unmitigated disaster for the roughly one million young people in Britain not in education, employment or training, who would then find it even harder to enter the workplace.
It is hard to overstate how long the damage of Burnham’s embrace of the Boriswave would last. Even before the next General Election, hundreds of thousands of ‘Burnham-Settlers’ could have moved on to obtain British citizenship, putting them beyond the reach of even Reform’s proposal to scrap ILR. At which point, given the cost to the exchequer, we may start to see proposals to denaturalise large numbers of British citizens.
Andy Burnham, before even assuming office, may very well have sowed the seeds of his own downfall. He was elected by traditional Labour voters still hoping there was a politician on their side. For him to suddenly turn into a co-conspirator of Boris Johnson would put him on the path to electoral damnation.
Rob Bates is the research director at the Centre for Migration Control.
Politics
The House Article | After 100 years of greyhound racing, ministers must finally ban it

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As greyhound racing reaches its 100-year anniversary, the government must follow Wales and Scotland’s lead and commit to banning the practice in England.
This year marks a milestone for animal protection across the UK.
Within the space of a week, both the Welsh and Scottish Parliaments passed legislation to introduce a ban on greyhound racing in their respective nations.
This year also marks the 100-year anniversary of greyhound racing, with the first race in Manchester in July 1926. After a century of the practice, this anniversary must be more than a milestone. It marks a moment to recognise the harm caused, confront the failures of the industry, and acknowledge that public opinion has moved on.
England now faces a clear choice: follow suit or risk becoming an outlier – undermining our credibility on animal protection and damaging our reputation as a global leader.
Concerns around animal protection continue to overshadow the greyhound racing industry. The life of most racing dogs is marked by isolation and misery. Typically confined to unclean kennels, dogs face little social interaction, rough handling, and untreated wounds.
The industry’s own data reflects this crisis. More than 31,000 greyhounds were injured between 2017 and 2024, with thousands more put down – often because the costs of treatment have outweighed the value placed on their lives.
Data also shows that over 600 dogs have fallen during races this year – more than four every day. It has also identified more than 2,000 dogs who have raced since January but have not been seen in over a month, nor reported as adopted or retired. With the industry’s horrific track record, I am deeply concerned about the fate of these dogs.
These figures are all the more worrying given they sit alongside concerns about the effectiveness of the industry’s self-regulation. Statistics from the Greyhound Board of Great Britain (GBGB) show over 100 breaches of their own rules since the start of last year, which reports indicate amount to over 200 potential criminal offences. This includes serious cases of dangerous neglect and failures to protect dogs from injury and death, alongside broader issues such as substance misuse and integrity violations.
Yet none of these cases appear to have been referred to the police. Instead, reports suggest that the industry handles these cases internally, issuing only weak, ineffective sanctions.
As a nation of animal lovers, this isn’t something we can continue to ignore.
Those in favour of the sport argue that it is a ‘cornerstone’ of working-class life and a contributor to jobs and economic growth. But these claims simply don’t stand up to scrutiny.
Public attitudes are shifting. Interest in the sport is in decline, with the vast majority disengaged. Public petitions have demonstrated clear public backing for change and a growing expectation that Government action will follow. Working class culture evolves over time and simply because racing was traditionally seen as a working-class pastime – that in itself is not reason enough to defend it and the mistreatment of the dogs that are involved.
The economic case for the sport is equally weak. While the industry cites a £55m annual contribution to our economy, independent evidence shows that the sector sustains a limited number of low-wage roles without delivering meaningful long-term economic value. This is not a serious growth industry, but rather a sector seeking to be shielded from its own loss of public support.
As a gambling product, greyhound racing is inseparable from gambling harm – with real costs for both society and the public purse.
The impacts of gambling-related harm are widespread and devastating, reaching into families and communities across the country and placing additional strain on already stretched public services.
We cannot allow industry narratives to obscure this reality.
As greyhound racing approaches 100-year anniversary, I urge the government to use this moment to reconsider its position and bring forward legislation to ban greyhound racing in England, aligning with the direction of travel in Scotland and Wales.
Doing so would place animal protection firmly at the heart of policymaking, properly reflect the values of a nation of animal lovers, and help deliver on this Labour government’s commitment to reduce gambling harms.
Neil Duncan-Jordan is the Labour MP for Poole
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