Stacey Solomon has admitted to owning a huge naked photo of her husband, Joe Swash, which is inspired by Orlando Bloom’s iconic nude paddleboard pose with ex-wife, Katy Perry
Stacey Solomon has admitted she doesn’t know what to do with a giant naked photo of her husband, Joe Swash. The Sort Your Life Out presenter confessed to owning the eye-popping image – in which the EastEnders star appears completely starkers, paddling a canoe – on her BBC spin off show: Sort Your Life Out: Unpacked.
In the striking snap, which was blown up by an excitable fan for Stacey, 36, and Joe, 44, after they took the photo in Australia, the dad-of-four attempts to recreate A-lister Orlando Bloom’s iconic pose from 2016 in which the actor appeared totally nude on a paddleboat with then wife, Katy Perry.
That NSFW snap went viral in minutes, with the Lord of the Rings star later revealing he had “the feeling of being of free”. However, there were some who were appalled by the star’s ‘ballsy’ comments.
In Joe’s snap, the cheeky chappy paddles his wife along a river Down Under, sporting a baseball cap backwards – and nothing else. Asked if her husband was naked like Orlando on the photo, Stacey replied: “He’s fully naked. We were in Australia, and do you remember when Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry took that photo? I was like: ‘Joe, we should take that photo”. So we did and we did our own re-enactment.”
Claiming the fan “put a pickle” to protect Joe’s modesty before sending the photo, she continued: “And then a fan blew it up and put a pickle in front of Joe’s (manhood) and sent it to us. I’m like: ‘What am I going to do with this?’”
She continued: “It was so lovely and thoughtful of this fan that I thought ‘I can’t throw it away’ – so I’ve just kept it for like 10 years.”
Admitting she didn’t know what to do with it, Stacey later mused: “I don’t want this in my house but I don’t know what to do with it.”
The mum-of-five, who stars in the BBC show Sort Your Life Out where people are forced to clear out clutter from their homes, admitted she keeps everything fans send her.
She added: “It’s just so lovely that someone would take the time to blow up an inappropriate picture of you and spend their time and money doing that. And I think: ‘I can’t just shred it and put it in the bin”.’
However, drawing the line at framing the photo, she said: “The thought was there, but I’m not framing it.”
And ask if she’d considered putting it up in her toilet, she joked: “My lovely blue loo? That’s like my sanctuary – I’m not putting Joe’s penis up there.”
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