The intergalactic space warrior and leader of the Recyclons has contested more elections than most people have had bin lid breakfasts. He took time out from conquering galactic empires to speak to Beth Abbit about his intentions in Makerfield.
If you lose in Makerfield, what will you blame it on? “The voters probably,” says Count Binface, in strident mood.
With only a few days to go before Makerfield residents go to the polls, the intergalactic space warrior is ramping up his campaign to become the next Member of Parliament for Makerfield. And he has just released his secret weapon – a cover version of Cher’s Walking In Memphis.
His ‘party political broadcast’ replaces the name of the Tennessee city with that of the Greater Manchester constituency.
“So how about voting for Binface?” he croons in a tone that I suspect may have been improved with autotune.
“I’m standing for the people of Makerfield. Voting for Binface. I’ll treat you to a babby’s yed on me,” as the old song goes.
Though both Labour’s Andy Burnham and Reform UK’s Robert Kenyon claim this byelection is a ‘two-horse race’, the Count isn’t so sure. After all, he gained 24,260 votes during the 2024 London mayoral election – 3,741 more votes than the Britain First candidate Nick Scanlon.
But for some reason, the Count hasn’t even been mentioned in the polling on Makerfield. It doesn’t seem to worry him. He hopes to pick up “at least five” votes on Thursday.
“That’s the plan,” he says, optimistically. “I believe no candidate in British political history has ever scored zero.”
When we speak on a rainy afternoon, the Count is not in Makerfield. He is rather coy about his exact location, but assures me he is on Planet Earth.
As it turns out, he is only available to speak using the power of video technology while he walks through a wooded area with his ‘binling’. Sadly for all involved, his face is hidden from view during our interview.
But the publicity images and his broadcasts show him to be a rather regal character, dressed at all times in black and silver armour, a magnificent cape and a bin-based helmet.
So what can this very busy intergalactic warrior and leader of the Recyclons offer the people of Makerfield? And what does he say to those who claim he is just using the byelection as a stepping stone in his career before heading off to conquer other Galactic empires?
“How dare you?!” he asks. “I am an intergalactic space warrior.
“And I have been to the Greater Manchester area and the Makerfield constituency at least once. So I believe I know everything I need to in order to put it on the interstellar map.”
What does he think of the so called ‘King of the North’ Andy Burnham? And can he beat him?
“My job is not to unseat him,” he says. “He would get to remain Mayor of Greater Manchester if he loses. He’s trying to do a runner from us, isn’t he.”
He adds: “Andy Burnham is a cheeky man.”
If Mr Burnham does win the byelection, it would of course leave an opening for the role of mayor. Is that a job Count Binface would like to take on?
“Do you know nothing of my work?,” he asks, accusingly. “I have run in Parliamentary and mayoral elections in London and across the country.” I have my answer it seems.
For a man with a bin for head, Count Binface seems to have a striking amount of local knowledge. He mentions the roadworks in Ashton town centre, ‘The Tom and Jerry’ and Wigan Warriors.
It’s almost as though he has thoroughly researched a few talking points in advance of our conversation.
His election slogan is ‘Makerfield Great Again’ and I ask what this means, perhaps naively assuming that it’s a play on Donald Trump’s famous slogan, ‘Make America Great Again’. The Count very gently and kindly gives me an explanation.
“‘Makerfield’ – that’s a place. ‘Great’, that means something that’s very good and ‘Again’, that means it will happen once more.”
With that cleared up, we move on to policy. In his Makerfield Manifesto the Count promises to bring back Ceefax for the entire Greater Manchester area, regenerate the £6.6m Ashton regeneration scheme and rename HS2 as ‘FFS1’.
On Ceefax he already claims some credit. “I have succeeded to some extent because I went to the BBC and they agreed at Christmas to let me bring back Ceefax. Granted it was on the radio, but it’s a start,” he says.
The Count has also promised to cut taxes and raise everyone else’s. I ask how this might affect the bond markets.
“I would suggest to the bond markets that they might like to ease how they react,” he says. “And who are these Bonds anyway? Is it James Bond? Nigel Bond? Samantha Bond?”
As the interview progresses, I try to get to the heart of the man behind the mask. Aside from politics, what are his hobbies and interests?
“I’m glad you asked,” he says, explaining that he has plenty of time for fun when he’s not conquering galactic empires and leading the Recyclons.
“I do enjoy watching the Lovejoy boxset from end to beginning – and that’s important,” he says. He names Tinker as his favourite character and admits a fondness for his signature beret.
It is, he says, an accessory he greatly admires. He is rather put out when I ask if it would fit on his head. Or indeed if he even has a head.
“I do have a head, yes. Your world and mine have all manner of epoxies, I’m sure I could make it work,” he says, defensively.
When asked about his favourite Greater Manchester band, he names the Happy Mondays. But one of the most illuminating parts of the interview comes when I ask what his perfect day out would look like.
“I would get a kinky afro,” he says. “Then visit Ashton in Makerfield and Galloways Bakery for a full monty bin lid breakfast.
“I would take full advantage of the two and a half hours free parking at the Gerard Centre and have a quick pint at The Sir Thomas Gerard – or ‘The Tom and Jerry’ as us locals call it.
“Then I would pay homage to rugby league. It’s my perfect day.”



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