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Google has shocked me by being very helpful about a broken Nest Thermostat
I’ve spent a fair bit of time being rude about how Google has handled Nest, with the company that kickstarted smart thermostats seeing a sad decline. Credit where credit’s due, Google has been extremely helpful dealing with a broken thermostat.
I use a Nest Thermostat 3rd Gen in a house we rent out because the hardware is robust, the device is mains-powered (so it can’t run out of battery), and it lets me turn the heating on and off depending on whether people are in the house.
Getting down to the house a week ago, I walked past the thermostat, only for it to light up and say that it can’t connect to the Heat Link. No problem, I thought; it had done this before, usually when a guest had turned the boiler off by mistake.
I checked, and the power to the boiler was on. So, I checked the Nest Heat Link (the device that actually controls the boiler), and it was dead, with no lights. I pressed the button in the middle, but nothing. I turned the boiler off and back on again, and nothing.
As the Nest Thermostat was installed back in 2019, I was resigned to the fact that I’d have to try and buy a new Heat Link online, but while searching, I came across this page on the BOXT website, offering free Heat Link replacements, provided you’d been through Google support.
Support was quick to get, and the fix free
Next, I went to the Google Home and Nest Help site, and filled in my product details, including the product’s serial number, and the problem I was having. I then had a choice of either using an online chat or having Google call me when a support person was free.
I picked the latter, and a minute later my phone rang. Within five minutes, I’d explained the issue, and it was agreed that there was a fault and that Google would authorise the repair.
A few seconds later, I had an email with a link to the BOXT website, with my support number pre-filled out. Then, I just had to pick a date for an engineer to come out (Friday 7 August), and that was it.
Sure enough, the engineer came out on the day, checked that the Heat Link was indeed dead. Now, I just need to wait a few days longer for the replacement Heat Link to be shipped out, and a the engineer will come back and fit it for me, free of charge.
For a product that’s now over seven years old, and well out of warranty, that’s quite a brilliant service. I’m glad it will keep my Nest Thermostat working for longer, even if I’m still a bit sad that the UK won’t see any future products.
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We now know when Dolby Vision 2 will arrive, but what about the content?
I’ve written a fair bit about Dolby Vision 2 in the past year. From seeing it demoed at Dolby Live at the Park MGM in Las Vegas, to viewing it at a Philips event, and then having a brief chat about LG about what it thinks the future may hold for the HDR format, it’d be fair to say that there’s plenty of opinions flying about.
But within the next few weeks – and if you have a Hisense 2026 TV – you’ll find out what all the fuss has been about.
Or will you?
Perhaps I’m a pessimist by default but my understanding of Dolby Vision 2 has increased with each event I’ve encountered it at, but the one pressing issue that’s not been fully addressed is how you’ll be able to take advantage of having this fancy new feature on your TV – and in effect, it’s whether there’s anything in Dolby Vision 2 to actually watch.
Dolby Vision 2 is a new format. At first we thought it could be an extension that incorporated Dolby Vision, but in several ways it’s completely brand new offering. While there is some backwards compatibility with Dolby Vision in the sense that Dolby’s sequel can take content mastered in the original format and improve it, Dolby Vision 2 has an appetite for new metadata, and newly mastered content is the only way that features such as the Intensity Slider and Authentic Motion will work as intended.
So while there’s some backwards compatibility, and having seen it action, it does produce a better image – especially with mid-range and more affordable TVs – any customer with interest in picture quality will want the TV they’ve bought to fully unleash the potential performance available. And this is where we run into a slight problem.


Where in the world is Dolby Vision 2?


Much like Carmen Sandiego (famously from San Francisco), Dolby Vision 2 has been somewhat elusive. Dolby has announced that Peacock (in the US) will produce content natively in Dolby Vision 2, though from what’s been mooted, this will be live broadcasts.
CANAL+ will have Dolby Vision 2 content through its streaming service – but CANAL+ is French, and obviously, it’s only available in select countries in Europe (and French overseas territories). And then there’s iQIYI, a Asian-based video on demand service, which I hadn’t heard about partnering with Dolby until the Hisense TV announcement.
While that covers North America, parts of Europe and Asia; it’s not an extensive number of partners, and despite the widespread availability of Dolby Vision, you might have expected more to sign up and be a part of the launch. But the lack of support suggests that many are hesitant or waiting to see what happens with Dolby Vision 2.
Where’s Disney’s support for it? Why haven’t Sky in the UK talked about it? What about HBO Max, which – and I stand to be corrected – broadcast this year’s Champions League final in Dolby Vision?
At this moment, content seems to be a trickle rather than a torrent. If I don’t subscribe to Peacock in the US, will the presence of Dolby Vision 2 make me want to sign up for the service? I think that’s unlikely, since what I’d want is not to pay for another service but hold out for the service that I’m paying for to support it.
It doesn’t help that Dolby Vision itself is viewed as a premium HDR format, so despite its widespread availability on many manufacturers’ TVs, you’ll only experience Dolby Vision if you a) buy a 4K Blu-ray player that supports it and b) subscribe to the premium tiers of streaming services.
It would seem that most people aren’t paying for the 4K HDR tier on many streaming services, a situation I find galling since people have invested in 4K TVs, but it potentially means that their exposure to Dolby Vision is small, and that the appearance of Dolby Vision 2 on the scene is not one that’ll be a difference maker to most buyers unless you’re a customer who’s in the know about these things.
Does anyone want to watch in HDR?


It’s not just Dolby that is in this situation either. We’ve heard even less about Samsung’s HDR10+ Advanced until a press release this week about Prime Video adopting support for the HDR format. That in itself would seem to be something of a blow to Dolby that one of the bigger, global streaming services has opted for its rival first.
Of course, HDR10+ Advanced is free to license; and along with that, Amazon and Samsung have a relationship going back to the formation of the HDR10+ Alliance, but HDR10+ Advanced is currently only available on Samsung TVs – which are still no.1 in market share – and take up of HDR10+ Advanced seems to have been even slower than Dolby Vision 2.
I don’t doubt that Dolby Vision 2 will have a beneficial impact on picture quality, but the TV industry as a whole seems less enthusiastic, which does strike me as a little odd. We’ve not heard much about Dolby Vision 2 from TCL, and we’re still waiting for Philips’ TVs to launch.
Given the TV industry’s move to streaming, now seems to be time to invest in these pipelines and deliver content that produces even better viewing experiences.
But despite bursts of news here and there, it’s rather quiet on the Dolby Vision 2 front and rather than being wrapped up warm watching great-looking HDR programming, I’m feeling the breeze and wondering when we’ll really see Dolby Vision 2.
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4 Stihl Chainsaws That Are Perfect For DIYers
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DIY jobs can include a ton of small, non-professional tasks that beginners can carry out in the comfort of their home, such as pruning tree branches, clearing overgrown fence lines, and cutting wood for heating. You wouldn’t want to spend a ton purchasing professional-grade chainsaws just for these tasks. If you are reading this article, you probably have your mind set on getting a chainsaw from the popular tool brand Stihl. The brand offers different chainsaws for different types of users, and as you’ll see in a moment, that includes some great DIYer chainsaws.
The lightweight design, comfortable handling, easy maneuverability, and comparatively low price make them more suited for DIYers. However, since there are many factors to consider when choosing the right chainsaw for your needs (bar size, power source, and extra features), our selection includes four different products. Hopefully you’ll find one that works for you.
MSA 200 C-B battery chainsaw
Priced at $409.99 on the official Stihl website, the MSA 200 C-B is a powerful battery-powered Stihl chainsaw that the company says is ideal for thick tree branches and lightweight logs. It uses a brushless motor that produces a low-noise operation so you can use it for your DIY projects without disturbing the neighbors, as mentioned by Popular Mechanics in its review of the chainsaw model. With this chainsaw, you won’t have to deal with a power cord for the tool to work; just attach a compatible battery, press the trigger, and enjoy a zero-exhaust-emission performance.
In addition, the Quick Chain Adjuster feature lets you adjust the chain’s tension without requiring additional tools, while the Ematic Lubrication System keeps the chain well-lubricated and minimizes bar oil consumption. The lightweight design (only eight pounds) makes it suited for DIYers by increasing portability and maneuverability, to aid cutting in different angles and positions. The IPX4 rating keeps it protected against splashes of water for stress-free outdoor working.
MS 212 gasoline chainsaw
The MS 212 gasoline chainsaw is a 38.6 cc petrol-powered chainsaw that is great for small-scale maintenance tasks, cutting firewood and thinning tree branches, and trimming thick branches in your backyard to give them a neat shape. It comes built with Stihl anti-vibration technology to reduce fatigue and make working long hours more comfortable. The brand claims to provide an air filter with a long service life, so you can use the saw on multiple projects before having to clean the air filter.
In addition, you can use the saw in snow or freezing weather, thanks to the integration of special polyamide filters that prevent the snow from blocking the air channels. A single-lever control allows for one-handed adjustment, while the adjustable carburetor lets you tackle jobs in different conditions.
Other than these, the chainsaw is pretty easy to restart thanks to Stihl’s “Easy2Start” system — the combi lever has only one start position, so it automatically returns to the operating position once turned off. All you have to do is pull the starter rope, without having to adjust all the settings again. You can buy the MS 212 for $409.99 from the Stihl website.
MSE 170 C-B electric chainsaw
The MSE 170 C-B is an electric chainsaw that’s ideal for everyday cutting and has a lightweight design with an ergonomic grip to increase comfort. It comes with overload protection, which keeps the tool safe against overheating, while the QuickStop Plus feature stops the chain within one second from the release of the rear handle for added user safety.
The chain tensioning process is simple and requires no extra tools — just turn the adjusting wheel to release or increase tension. For quick access to the oil and fuel tanks, this chainsaw has a bayonet closure so you can access it without requiring additional tools, consequently leading to quick refuels. However, remember that this is a corded model, so you would need to have access to an electrical outlet nearby. The MSE 170 C-B is not currently sold on Stihl’s U.S. website, but it can be usually found for $450.
MS 162 gasoline chainsaw
When looking for a chainsaw for simple DIY jobs, the MS 162 is another tool to keep in mind. The lightweight build allows easy portability and maneuverability, plus the high-tech polymer body keeps corrosion at bay and is resistant to impacts.
The brand’s IntelliCarb Compensating Carburetor balances the air-to-fuel ratio in the chainsaw when the air filters have become dirty or clogged. When a filter is blocked, the airflow to the engine reduces: the IntelliCarb adjusts how much fuel is supplied to the engine to maintaining a consistent RPM. The chain also uses Stihl’s Oilomatic tech, and is designed with special grooves that help keep the areas most vulnerable to wear well-lubricated.
It also features a screen that helps minimize the emission of sparks. This is important because, during DIY tasks, you might not always be working with professional safety gear.
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Signed up for Klaviyo? Dozens of advertisers may have seen your password
Newly revealed security research found that until recently, marketing tech giant Klaviyo was inadvertently sharing the sign-up information of its new customers, including their passwords, with outside advertisers.
Sam Jadali, a security researcher and co-founder of cybersecurity startup Melurna, told TechCrunch that the web form on Klaviyo’s sign-up page was misconfigured between at least February 2024 through November 2025, though likely longer.
The startup’s tests found that anyone who signed up to Klaviyo using the misconfigured form may have had their sign-up information shared with any of the third-party tech giants and advertisers whose trackers are also embedded on the company’s website.
This sign-up data included the customer’s email address and password, as well as their company’s name, website address, and phone number. This information was shared with advertising and tech giants including Facebook and Google; marketing giant HubSpot; Microsoft and its subsidiary LinkedIn; social media site X, and others.
The startup shared its findings with TechCrunch ahead of its talk at the Def Con security conference in Las Vegas.
Klaviyo confirmed to TechCrunch that it fixed the website bug, but questions linger about the incident, including how many people were affected by the data leak over the years. The Boston-based marketing giant allows its 205,000 paying customers to send advertising campaigns across email, text messages, and other channels. Klaviyo’s website says it manages over seven billion customer profiles.
The bug underscores the data risks that third-party trackers can pose to website users when not using defensive tools, like ad-blockers. Klaviyo is the latest company in recent years to have been caught out by inadvertently sharing data with outsiders.
Website trackers, known as “pixels,” allow website and app owners to collect information about their visitors and users, often for understanding how their apps are used and for identifying bugs. These trackers can be misconfigured to also share personal information entered into any web page that they are on.
In the past few years, security lapses stemming from misconfigured pixel trackers have resulted in companies filing data breach disclosures and regulators taking enforcement action.
When reached by TechCrunch, Klaviyo spokesperson Danielle Zanatta confirmed that the bug was related to an “application configuration issue.” Zanatta said the number of known individuals affected was fewer than 200 people, “based on our readily available active logs.” Klaviyo would not say how far back it stores logs, or for how long the bug was active on its website.
Klaviyo said it notified the known individuals affected, but would not provide a copy of the communication that the company allegedly shared with affected customers when asked by TechCrunch.
It’s unclear why the company did not publicly disclose the incident.
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A data breach at shipping giant Ceva Logistics is rippling across banks, retailers, Steam gamers, and beyond
Ceva Logistics, one of the world’s largest shipping and logistics giants, has been hacked. Several companies that rely on Ceva for shipping their products to their customers say that their personal information was also stolen in the breach.
The cyberattack on Ceva is affecting at least eight warehouses across Europe used for shipping goods across the continent, the company told TechCrunch.
Industry news site FreightWaves reports that the hack began on July 29 and is causing shipping delays for many of the goods in affected warehouses.
Ceva is a France-headquartered shipping and logistics giant that companies around the world rely on to deliver their goods from their assembly lines to customer homes. The company, which brought in $18.3 billion in revenue in 2025, has over a thousand warehouses across the world.
Shipping and logistics giants have become a growing target for cybercriminals in recent years for their ability to access and hijack trucks and containers full of goods into the hands of real-world gangs.
The hack at Ceva also resulted in a data breach, affecting a large amount of personal information belonging to retail customers that Ceva relies on for delivering goods to people’s home addresses. Several companies reported that hackers took their customers’ names, home addresses, phone numbers, and email addresses used to place their orders from Ceva’s systems.
Dutch online retail giant Bol said on its website that hackers gained access to systems of its warehousing partner, Ceva, and warned that their customers’ data may have been taken. Bol also said that it expects delays and some customer orders to be cancelled as a result of the incident.
De Bijenkorf, another Dutch luxury retailer, similarly confirmed order delays following the theft of its customers’ data, per local media. Football club Ajax, banking giant ING, and eyeglass maker Ace & Tate also reported that customers’ shipping information was affected.
Video game giant Valve told customers that it learned on August 7 that data was taken from Ceva’s systems, and alerted customers who recently bought its Steam hardware that they had personal information taken in the incident. Valve said in its note to customers, posted to Reddit, that Ceva stores their shipping and delivery information for 90 days following their order.
Valve spokesperson Doug Lombardi did not respond to a request for comment about the incident.
Ceva confirmed in a statement to TechCrunch that it was experiencing a cyberattack.
“On Aug. 1, CEVA Logistics confirmed to affected customers that a cyber intrusion was impacting part of its European contract logistics operations. As soon as the incident was identified, CEVA’s cybersecurity teams immediately activated its security protocols and launched a thorough investigation, which is still ongoing,” per the statement provided to TechCrunch. “The operational impact is limited to eight warehouses. No other CEVA systems globally were affected, and all other operations continue without incident.”
Ceva spokesperson Ryan Fisher would not answer TechCrunch’s questions about the incident, such as if the company knows how much personal data was taken, or if Ceva has received any communication from the hackers, such as a ransom demand.
Ceva said some of its affected applications and services are back online, and that it was working with the authorities. Ceva’s website was not properly loading at the time of publication on Monday.
Authorities in the Netherlands are said to be investigating the incident.
Mark Schenkel, a spokesperson for the Dutch data protection authority, did not respond to TechCrunch’s request for comment on Monday about the incident.
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The Outlaw Chemist Teaching People How to Make Drugs From Scratch
But shortly afterward, his Patreon account was taken down too. In an email statement, a spokesperson for the platform said: “Patreon prohibits works that provide instructions around the creation of controlled substances or other recreational drugs. We take violations of our policies seriously, and after an internal investigation, we have removed the creator’s account.”
Myco hopes to successfully appeal the Patreon decision, as he pays his team through the funds accrued from his subscribers. “I know I’m a renegade, but I don’t promote the use [of drugs],” he says. “It’s all scientific. It’s all education, in the hopes to promote harm reduction.”
As hallucinogens edge closer to mainstream medicine, Myco is pushing in the opposite direction—away from clinics, regulators, and expensive trip-sitters, and toward radical self-sufficiency. To his many supporters, the outlaw chemist is democratizing psychedelic knowledge, out of the hands of academics, dealers, and erstwhile gatekeepers. To critics, his confidence occasionally outruns his science, and his commitment to secrecy raises questions about at least some of what he says.
Myco, a 38-year-old from Boston who now lives in his parents’ native Puerto Rico, seems at ease breaking the law.
He claims that, in 2002, he produced his own DMT by following a published scientific extraction method. Smoking the resultant hallucinogen was a transformative experience. Psychedelics “became my entire world,” he says, adding that he was dealing with “a really serious depression” at the time, after his parents split and his uncle died. He says he communed with his late uncle in the throes of that DMT trip. “He reassured me that everything’s all right,” recalls Myco. From that point on, “I knew I wanted to be part of psychedelic history.”
After studying microbiology in college, Myco says, he started posting on drug forums like the Shroomery, Mycotopia, and Nexus in 2009 but was appalled by their cliquishness. “They treated new cultivators and chemists like shit,” he says. (A moderator from Shroomery says cliquish behavior does exist and can shut down people with new ideas, but they are glad it did not stop Myco “from pursuing his passion for chemistry and mycology.”)
Myco says he went on to work for a pharmaceutical company in Boston “making more money than I’d ever seen,” but it was only ever a stopgap. He says that in late 2014 he posted his first explainer video on YouTube on aspects of growing psilocybin mushrooms, while wearing a gas mask. Several months later Myco logged back into his YouTube creator account and discovered “it had completely blown up,” accruing thousands of subscribers. So he quit his job and created a Patreon—anointing his supporters as the “Trip Team family.”
In mid-2023 he started drawing up plans to brazenly educate people on how to produce LSD. “Sure, a chemist can go get a synthesis schematic and synthesize LSD, but for the average Joe it would look like hieroglyphics,” he says.
So he decided to try to become the first person to bring to the screen long-established LSD recipes shared by legendary psychedelic chemists Albert Hofmann and Sasha Shulgin. To minimize the threat of censure or even prosecution, Myco claims that in May 2024 he found a university laboratory in Pakistan, which apparently secured government approval to produce the psychedelics for scientific research.
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Those 1 Million Lumen Flashlights On Amazon Aren’t What They Claim To Be
Ordering things from Amazon is extremely convenient, especially with all the perks you get with Amazon Prime. The trouble is, you don’t always get what you pay for. Sometimes, this is because of an error during the shipping process or a defective product. But in many cases, it’s simply because sellers can hugely exaggerate the capabilities of their products and Amazon does very little to stop it. Some of the most shocking examples of this can be found if you’re trying to shop for ultra-bright flashlights. There are scores of cheap flashlights on Amazon from brands you’ve never heard of, with many of them promising outputs of 1 million lumens or more for a price of less than $50. The best-selling examples among them have racked up hundreds or even thousands of reviews, many of which are positive. Some have even been given the “Amazon’s Choice” label by the retailer.
Put simply, these output claims are completely false. Testing by 1Lumen shows that even the brightest flashlights in the world peak at around 200,000 to 230,000 lumens, and only a handful are capable of reaching the 100,000-lumen mark. These class-leading flashlights are bulky and very expensive, requiring their own built-in fans to stay cool enough to operate. To illustrate just how outlandish the claims of these budget Amazon flashlights are, Torque Test Channel measured the lumen output of various flashlights that had been purchased from the retailer. The very best of these budget flashlights achieved only 0.24% of its advertised lumen output, while the worst achieved just 0.05%.
Claimed lumen outputs keep climbing
The Torque Test Channel comparison took place in 2024, and at the time, the highest claimed output for one of these budget flashlights was 1 million lumens. Notably, at the end of the analysis, the YouTuber noted that the advertised output of some of the flashlights had changed even in the short time between ordering them and testing them. The outputs that sellers advertised kept going up even though the product being sold hadn’t changed, leading to the YouTuber joking that “2 million lumen flashlights will be right around the corner.”
Two years later, that prediction proved to be correct. Multiple sellers on Amazon now advertise flashlights with 2-million-lumen outputs, and some claim even higher numbers. One flashlight that we found on Amazon is sold by a brand called Gekiro and claims to produce 2.5 million lumens despite costing just $29.99. The flashlight’s description claims that 2.5 million lumens is “as bright as […] car headlights.” In reality, older halogen vehicle headlights average around 3,000 lumens, while modern LED headlights are often around 6,000 lumens. If the flashlight seller’s claims were true, that would actually make the Gekiro flashlight around 417 times brighter than modern car headlights.
It isn’t just Amazon that has a problem with sellers posting unrealistic outputs either. A quick search through eBay listings brings up a string of flashlights with claimed 1-million-lumen outputs, while some AliExpress flashlight sellers have taken things a step further and now claim outputs of 10 million lumens.
How to avoid falling for sellers’ lies
Until these retailers implement policies to properly regulate sellers’ advertising, these massively inflated claims won’t go away. That leaves buyers with the task of figuring out which flashlights actually live up to their maker’s claims and which are falsely advertised. A flashlight advertising a 1-million-lumen output is easy to spot as a lie, but a flashlight that claims to produce 5,000 or 10,000 lumens doesn’t immediately stick out in the same way.
The key to making sure you’re getting what you’re paying for is to ensure that any ultra-bright flashlight you buy has been independently tested by a professional reviewer who can validate its maker’s claims. The most powerful flashlights on the market have all been tested in this way, so if you can’t find any reputable reviews outside of Amazon for a product, that’s usually a red flag. It’s also well worth considering how much output you realistically need from your flashlight. We’ve previously argued that 1,000 lumens is more than enough for most camping flashlights, and 300 lumens might be fine in some cases. Too many lumens — or in other words, too much light being emitted — from a flashlight can actually be a hindrance rather than a help.
If you buy from a trusted manufacturer, check that independent reviews (not Amazon’s on-site reviews) back up the seller’s claims, and don’t overestimate the output you need, there are plenty of affordable, powerful flashlights to pick from. Ironically, most of those quality, affordable flashlights will be more powerful in the real world than a supposedly 1-million-lumen flashlight from a no-name brand on Amazon.
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In a World of Smart Glasses, DuckDuckGo Made Dumb Ones on Purpose
Sunglasses were a simple product for most of their existence. Two lenses, a frame, UV protection. Then Meta put cameras in them, the smart glasses category took off, and a pair of shades became something a stranger could use to record you without your knowledge. DuckDuckGo, which has built its entire identity around the idea that your data shouldn’t be collected without consent, looked at that trend and responded with a product that refuses to participate in it: sunglasses with no camera, no microphone, no Bluetooth and no AI. They block sunlight. That’s the complete list of things they do.
Enter DuckDuckGo, the privacy-focused internet search engine and web browser company. The company has partnered with eyewear company Knockaround and is now selling what it calls “anti-surveillance” sunglasses, a simple yet chic style that’s just like the sunglasses we all knew before the AI surge. They protect your eyes and don’t spy on anyone.
Yes, you can buy analog sunglasses in a million other places, including your local drugstore. But DuckDuckGo is out to make a point: AI glasses don’t respect your privacy, and the best way to protest them is not to buy them. The DuckDuckGo sunglasses even have a sassy name: Normal F* ****** Sunglasses.
“We see the new wave of AI glasses as yet another privacy-invasive technology from Big Tech, so we created a satirical campaign around them and released Normal F****** Sunglasses,” a DuckDuckGo representative said. “Why? Because ultimately, the only truly privacy-respecting glasses are ones without cameras, mics, or AI listening in on you and others you come into contact with.”
The representative noted that DuckDuckGo CEO Gabriel Weinberg has publicly said that “AI surveillance should be banned while there is still time.”
The matte black sunglasses come in Knockaround’s Paso Robles frame design, look a lot like classic Ray-Ban Wayfarers with a small DuckDuckGo logo, and offer polarized lenses and UV400 protection. The playful website copy declares that they include zero cameras, guarantee zero notifications, offer a seamless offline mode and infinite charge life. They sell for $35 a pair.
Humor publication The Onion published a sly post about the DuckDuckGo sunglasses, sharing comical quotes from made-up consumers. “0/10, useless for perverts,” says one fictional person. Says another, “Guess I’ll have to violate people’s privacy the old-fashioned way: From the bushes.”
The representative told us that “a significant percentage of the inventory has sold, though it’s still too early to release sales data.”
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London still dominates Britain’s datacenter map, but the regions are powering up
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The capital holds two-thirds of capacity, while multimegawatt projects gather beyond the M25
A snapshot of Britain’s datacenter estate puts nearly 40 percent of its facilities in London, along with about two-thirds of its estimated colocation capacity, although development is spreading beyond the capital.
The analysis counts 555 UK server farms, matching Statista’s latest figure. It puts their combined IT capacity at about 1.6 GW.
By facility count, that would put Blighty second only to the US, although there is a considerable gap between the two.
The study data was compiled by Karas Plating, a UK-based specialist in electroplating and surface coatings for critical electrical components and power distribution systems.
The firm presumably has an eye on where new business might emerge as new datacenters are planned as part of the government’s AI Opportunities Action Plan.
It will surprise nobody that London is the nexus of the UK’s data infrastructure, with clusters of bit barns to serve the financial markets in the City, and along the M4 motorway corridor close to the fiber-optic cable routes that stretch west from the capital to join the undersea cables linking with North America.
London has 219 active facilities, according to the analysis, or about 40 percent of the total. This adds up to 1,048 MW, or two-thirds of the country’s entire datacenter compute capacity. It also leads the way in future growth with 15 planned expansion projects.
But the report also indicates there is a significant shift taking place toward high-capacity regional infrastructure to support growing demand. This is something The Register has previously reported on, as developers look away from London due to issues like power shortages and planning constraints.
Outside the Big Smoke, South East England claims 62 current facilities, adding up to 128 MW capacity, with ten planned developments, the second-biggest expansion queue nationwide. We assume that these include bit barns close to London’s M25 orbital motorway, such as the massive campus planned by colocation firm Equinix at South Mimms.
Further afield, North West England has 39 active facilities with 52 MW capacity, and five upcoming builds. This makes it the region with the largest number of planned projects outside of the traditional hot spot of London and the South East.
The East of England and Scotland both have more operational datacenters, the first with 45 and a total of 44 MW capacity, while north of the border there are no fewer than 49 with a total of 30 MW.
Wales currently boasts 32 active sites, but these make for a total of 154 MW of IT capacity, coming in second only to London.
The region with the fewest current operational server farms is the South West, which has 20 sites adding up to 54 MW, and two new facilities planned. One of these is presumably the controversial Devon data campus near Great Torrington, which is claimed will house 1.5 GW of AI-optimized compute capacity.
Just ahead is North East England, where there are 21 sites with a total of 17 MW capacity. This will change in the near future, however, as US investment giant Blackstone has plans for a huge facility near Blyth, Northumberland, said to be large enough for 720 MW of IT.
OpenAI also aims to build a Stargate datacenter project at Cobalt Park, North Tyneside, although it has put these plans on hold for now, citing reasons such as the cost of energy in the UK. ®
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Goldmund’s $500,000 Telos 9800 Delivers Over 1,500 Watts Because Apparently Power Has a Penthouse
Goldmund has introduced the Telos 9800, a new flagship mono power amplifier that delivers more than 1,500 watts and represents the most advanced amplifier the Swiss company has developed to date. With a $500,000 asking price, one might reasonably wonder whether it also includes a chalet in Gstaad, a numbered bank account, and someone to explain the purchase to your mistress in Geneva.
The Telos 9800 builds on the foundation of the Telos 8800, introduced in 2023, while incorporating new design and engineering developments that move it above both that model and the recently launched “midrange” Telos 4800. Goldmund does not replace its flagship amplifiers very often, so the Telos 9800 will likely remain at the top of the company’s lineup for several years.
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Engineered and assembled in Switzerland, the Telos 9800 is built around an entirely new amplification platform. Its power supply and amplification stages are housed in separate but interconnected units, allowing each section to operate under optimal conditions while reinforcing the system’s overall mechanical and electrical integrity.

Designed with a symmetrical signal path from input to output, the Telos 9800 is intended to preserve signal integrity while minimizing electromagnetic interference and unwanted noise. It remains stable into loads as low as 1 ohm and incorporates comprehensive protection systems designed to maintain reliability under demanding operating conditions.
Developed in collaboration with designer Cécile Barani, the Telos 9800 introduces a new visual direction for Goldmund. Its two-part form mirrors the physical separation of the power supply and amplification stages, giving the amplifier a functional relationship between its internal architecture and exterior design. Precision-machined aluminum surfaces, a new digital interface, and a restrained gold accent complete a look that is notably more architectural than Goldmund’s previous flagship amplifiers.
Taken together, Goldmund says these design and engineering changes allow the Telos 9800 to deliver high output with greater control, particularly during demanding musical passages and large dynamic swings. The company also claims improvements in low-level detail, clarity, and overall precision, although those performance claims will ultimately depend on the associated system, loudspeakers, and listening environment.

What Makes the Goldmund Telos 9800 Different
Power Output: The Telos 9800 delivers 1,560 watts RMS into 8 ohms, with a specified total harmonic distortion (THD) of 0.005% from 20 Hz to 20 kHz.
Dynamic Range: Goldmund specifies a dynamic range of 117 dB, measured with a 22 kHz bandwidth, which is intended to preserve low-level detail across a wide range of listening levels.
Damping Factor: The Telos 9800 has a specified damping factor of 900 at 1 kHz and an output noise floor of less than 3 μV, both of which are intended to support low noise and strong loudspeaker control.
Gain: Amplifier gain is adjustable in 3 dB increments, allowing users to better match the Telos 9800 with different source components and system configurations.
Analog Signal Path: The Telos 9800 uses a fully analog signal path from input to output and incorporates thermal and short-circuit protection. An automatic shutdown system is designed to protect both the amplifier and connected loudspeakers in the event of an operating fault.
Connections: The Telos 9800 includes analog and digital inputs, including RCA and XLR connections. The rear panel also features multiple loudspeaker binding posts, a ground-lift switch, a universal power connection, and a 12-volt trigger input for external control.
Power Management System: Goldmund’s proprietary power-management system combines 10 kVA of transformer capacity with the largest capacitor bank the company has developed to date, providing 648 mF of stored energy. Custom capacitors, in-house-designed transformers, and a redesigned amplification stage using next-generation power boards are intended to improve stability, instantaneous current delivery, and loudspeaker control under demanding loads.
Goldmund Telos Mono Power Amps Comparison

| Telos 9800 (2026) | Telos 8800 (2023) | Telos 4800 (2024) | |
| Price | US – $500,000 CHF – 400,000 GB – £370,000 AUS – $800,000 |
US – $366,000 CHF – 320,000 GB – £350,000 AUS – $650,000 |
US – $260,000 CHF – 220,000 GB – £235,000 AUS – $445,000 |
| Amplifier Type | Mono Power Amplifier | Mono Power Amplifier | Mono Power Amplifier |
| Power Output (IEC60065) | 1560 Wrms on 8 Ω / 1 % THD | 1400 Wrms on 8 Ω / 1 % THD | 1400 Wrms on 8 Ω / 1 % THD |
| Dynamic Range | Not Provided | 22 kHz measurement bandwidth (flat), true RMS unloaded: 117 dB | 22 kHz measurement bandwidth (flat), true RMS unloaded: 117 dB |
| Damping Factor | 900 at 1 kHz / 8 Ω | 600 at 1 kHz / 8 Ω | 600 at 1 kHz / 8 Ω |
| Distortion | IMD (SMPTE), unloaded: < 0.01 %
THD+N unloaded: < 0.005 % from 20 Hz to 20 kHz at 30 Vrms output |
IMD (SMPTE), unloaded: < 0.01 %
THD+N unloaded: < 0.005 % from 20 Hz to 20 kHz at 30 Vrms output |
IMD (SMPTE), unloaded: < 0.01 %
THD+N unloaded: < 0.005 % from 20 Hz to 20 kHz at 30 Vrms output |
| Output Noise Floor | Analog input terminated with RCA Shorting Caps, unloaded: < 3 V from 20 Hz to 20 kHz | Analog input terminated with RCA Shorting Caps, unloaded: < 3 μV from20 Hz to 20 kHz | Analog input terminated with RCA Shorting Caps, unloaded: < 3 μV from 20Hz to 20 kHz |
| Gain | 35 dB, +/- 9 dB (adjustable in steps of 3 dB for each input) | 35 dB, +/- 9 dB (adjustable in steps of 3 dB for each input) | 35 dB, +/- 9 dB (adjustable in steps of 3 dB for each input) |
| Input Levels | Max level before clipping
Analog input: 2 Vrms Digital input: 0 dBFS |
Max level before clipping
Analog input: 2 Vrms Digital input: 0 dBFS |
Max level before clipping
Analog input: 2 Vrms Digital input: 0 dBFS |
| Output Levels | Max level before clipping: 1% THD, unloaded: 375 Vpp | Max level before clipping: 1% THD, unloaded: 300 Vpp | Max level before clipping: 1% THD, unloaded: 300 Vpp |
| Audio Inputs | Analog input RCA unbalanced connector
Analog input XLR balanced connector Digital input (RCA connector) |
Analog input RCA unbalanced connector
Analog input XLR balanced connector Digital input (RCA connector) |
Analog input RCA unbalanced connector
Analog input XLR balanced connector Digital input (RCA connector) |
| Audio Outputs | 2 x speaker output binding posts (red & black)
1 x output Goldmund speaker 4B type connector Digital Output (RCA Connector) |
2 x speaker output binding posts (red & black)
1 x output Goldmund speaker 4B type connector Digital Output (RCA Connector) |
2 x speaker output binding posts (red & black)
1 x output Goldmund speaker 4B type connector Digital Output (RCA Connector) |
| Additional Rear Panel Connections | Power cord: universal socket 3 lugs, 16 A
Main fuses AC black GND Green-yellow AC earth binding post (with bridge connection) RS232 command connector |
Power cord: universal socket 3 lugs, 16 A
Main fuses AC black GND binding post (with bridge connection) Green-yellow AC earth binding post (with bridge connection) RS232 command connector |
Power cord: universal socket 3 lugs, 16 A
Main fuses (F1: 2.5A ; F2: 1A F3: 8A) AC black GND binding post Green-yellow AC earth binding post Ground lift switch. RS232 command connector Jack connector for 12 Volt Trigger |
| Power Supply | Nominal line voltage: 115 V or 230 V
Input voltage range: +/- 5 % |
Nominal line voltage: 115 V or 230 V
Input voltage range: +/- 5 % |
Nominal line voltage: 115 V or 230 V
Input voltage range: +/- 10 % |
| Power Consumption | Not Provided | IEC 60065, 1/8 Output Power at 8 Ω: 750 W | IEC 60065, 1/8 Output Power at 8 Ω: 680 W |
| Finish Options | Not Provided | Black, Silver Grey | Standard – Grey On Request – Black |
| Dimensions (WxHxD) | 50 x 136.7 x 50 cm
20 x 63.18 x 20 inches |
42 x 113 x 47 cm
16.6 x 44.5 x 18.5 inches |
42 x 82.6 x 50 cm
16.6 x 32.6 x 20 inches |
| Weight | 360 kg
794 lbs |
265 kg
584 lbs |
195 kg
430 lbs |
The Bottom Line
The Goldmund Telos 9800 occupies a rather lonely corner of the high-end audio market where 1,560 watts into 8 ohms, stability down to 1 ohm, a 10 kVA power supply and 648 mF of energy storage are considered reasonable engineering targets. Its new two-unit architecture, which physically separates the power supply from the amplification stage, is arguably more interesting than the headline power figure because it shows how far Goldmund was willing to go to improve isolation, current delivery and thermal management.
There are alternatives at this level, most notably the Dan D’Agostino Relentless Epic 1600, Boulder 3050 and CH Precision M10, although each approaches the problem somewhat differently. Anyone spending $500,000 on amplification is well beyond conventional notions of value, and system matching becomes far more important than shopping from a specification sheet.
For that reason, Goldmund’s own passive loudspeakers are probably the safest and most logical place to start. Models such as the Tethys Passive keep the amplifier and loudspeaker within the same engineering ecosystem, whereas Goldmund’s flagship Gaia and Apologue speakers already incorporate their own Telos amplification and therefore do not require the 9800.
Is the Telos 9800 necessary? Of course not. Neither is a penthouse overlooking Lake Geneva. At this altitude, that stopped being the point several hundred thousand dollars ago.
Price & Availability
The Goldmund Telos 9800 is priced at CHF 400,000 per unit, approximately £370,000, €430,000, or $500,000 USD.
For more information: goldmund.com
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