It’s one of the best things you can buy from any supermarket, and more people need to know about it.
During the last few years, I’ve tried shopping at numerous different supermarkets. Preparing food and experimenting with new recipes are among my favourite pastimes, but with grocery costs rising each year, it isn’t always budget-friendly.
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Most people will know that various supermarkets are good at different things. Whether it’s the Lidl bakery or M&S’s excellent range of treats, several feature in my weekly shopping routine. Co-op is one place I typically avoid, except for one particular item that’s so underappreciated and delivers restaurant-quality.
Compared with rival supermarkets, I find Co-op can be pricier at times, particularly since I live close to smaller high-street stores.
This is one of the main reasons I don’t usually do much of my grocery shopping there. Nevertheless, there’s one dinner product that’s remained on my mind since I first tried it.
As somebody who tries to prepare meals from scratch wherever possible, there are moments when purchasing a ready meal is necessary. And when an especially hectic week looms ahead, it’s straight to Co-op for the Irresistible Vintage Cheddar Macaroni Cheese.
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I initially tried this while testing all the Valentine’s Day dine-in deals supermarkets offered. This was the surprising highlight among them all, and I’ve returned to purchase it repeatedly.
For anyone who enjoys a quality mac and cheese and hasn’t tried the Co-op version, I cannot praise it highly enough.
It provides enough portions for two diners, and requires just thirty minutes to heat through in the oven. Once prepared, the ciabatta and mozzarella topping has a wonderfully golden finish, and when stirred through the pasta, it adds an amazing flavour and crunch. You genuinely need no additional seasonings – not even salt – as it delivers a great taste without any extras.
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The pasta sauce is thick, velvety and moreish, coating each piece of chifferi pasta perfectly. It’s indulgent without becoming overly heavy, and lacks that unpleasant floury consistency that certain supermarket pasta products can have.
For a ready meal, this mac and cheese delivers restaurant-quality flavour that feels like a treat. Having tried numerous versions from various restaurants, pubs and cafes, I can say with certainty that this ranks among the best.
Even compared with other supermarkets, including Marks & Spencer and Co-op, Co-op is the true winner. My nearest store stocks the meal for approximately £7.65, so it’s not cheap, though online shoppers can purchase two for £8. Just one remained on the shelves during my most recent visit, so I strongly suggest grabbing it whenever possible, as other shoppers are clearly equally enthusiastic about it.
Trump lashes out at questions over shooter’s manifesto
President Donald Trump reacted angrily when asked about White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooting suspect Cole Tomas Allen’s alleged manifesto, which sharply criticized the Trump administration.
The president called CBS News “disgraceful” for quoting segments of the manifesto during an interview that aired on 60 Minutes on Sunday. Officials allege that Allen, a 31-year-old from Torrance, California, sent the anti-Trump manifesto to his family members moments before the shooting, calling himself the “Friendly Federal Assassin”.
“I am no longer willing to permit a paedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes,” the letter read.
Mr Trump hit back: “I’m not a paedophile” and “I’m not a rapist”.
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Gunshots were fired inside the Washington Hilton shortly after 8:30pm, prompting panic as Secret Service agents rushed the president and other Cabinet officials out of the ballroom, while others took cover under tables.
The suspect shot and injured one law enforcement officer, before being detained near the hotel screening area, officials said. The officer was treated and released from the hospital on Sunday.
Allen faces impending firearms and assault charges and is set to be arraigned on Monday. He is reportedly not cooperating with authorities.
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Chaotic scene unfolded minutes after gala began
The shooting at the security barricades happened minutes after the event got underway.The Secret Service and other authorities swarmed the room as guests ducked under tables by the hundreds.
Gasps echoed through the ballroom as guests realized something was happening. Hundreds of journalists immediately got on phones to call in information.
“Out of the way, sir!” someone yelled. Others yelled to duck. From one corner, a “God Bless America” chant began as the president was escorted offstage.
Law enforcement personnel patrol the venue, following a shooting incident during the annual White House Correspondents’ Association dinner, in Washington, DC, US, 26 April 2026 (Reuters)
Outside the hotel, members of the National Guard and other authorities flooded the area as helicopters circled overhead.After an initial attempt to resume the event, it was scrapped for the night and will be rescheduled.
Donald Trump was unusually conciliatory after what he saw as a third attempt on his life in less than two years. He suggested that his personal politics had made him a repeated target, but he also called for unity and bipartisan healing in an increasingly violent world.
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“It’s always shocking when something like this happens. Happened to me, a little bit. And that never changes,” Trump told reporters in a hastily organized news conference at the White House late on Saturday.
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Video: Trump says he ‘wasn’t making it any easier’ for Secret Service during WHCD shooting
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Acting head of Justice Department says Trump officials were targets
Shooting suspect Cole Tomas Allen is believed to have traveled by train from California to Chicago and then onto Washington, where he checked himself in as a guest at the hotel where the gala dinner was held with its typically tight security, said acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. He is believed to have acted alone and is set to face criminal charges on Monday.
Law enforcement personnel detain Cole Tomas Allen, a suspect in the shooting incident at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner, in Washington, DC, US, 25 April 2026 (Reuters)
Authorities say Allen attempted to charge toward the cavernous ballroom at the Washington Hilton but was tackled to the ground in a violent scene that resulted in shots being fired, US president Donald Trump being hurried off the stage unharmed and guests ducking for cover beneath their tables.
“It does appear that he did in fact set out to target folks who work in the administration, likely including the president,” Blanche told NBC.
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Suspect’s brother reached out to Connecticut police
Suspect Cole Tomas Allen’s brother contacted police in New London, Connecticut, after receiving the writings, according to the law enforcement official, who was not authorized to discuss the ongoing investigation and spoke on condition of anonymity.
The New London Police Department said in a statement it was contacted at 10.49pm, about two hours after the shooting, by an individual who wanted to share information related to it. The police department said it then immediately notified federal law enforcement.
FBI agents canvass the neighborhood of the suspected White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooter on 26 April 2026 in Torrance, California (Getty)
Allen’s sister, who lives in Maryland, told investigators her brother had legally purchased several weapons from a California gun store and kept them at their parents’ home in Torrance without their knowledge, according to the official.
She described her brother as prone to making radical statements, the official said.
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Allen legally bought a .38-caliber semiautomatic pistol in October 2023 and a 12-gauge shotgun two years later, according to the law enforcement official and another one who also spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the ongoing investigation.
Namita Singh27 April 2026 06:17
DC gala shooting suspect aired grievances against Trump in writings to family
The man accused of opening fire at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner railed against Donald Trump administration policies and referred to himself as a “Friendly Federal Assassin” in writings sent to family members minutes before an attack that authorities increasingly believe was politically motivated, according to a message reviewed by The Associated Press.
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The writings, sent shortly before shots were fired on Saturday night at the Washington Hilton, made repeated references to president Donald Trump without naming him directly and alluded to grievances over a range of administration actions, including US strikes on boats accused of smuggling drugs in the eastern Pacific Ocean.
(Reuters)
Investigators are treating the writings, along with a trail of social media posts and interviews with family members, as some of the clearest evidence yet of the suspect’s mindset and possible motives.
Authorities uncovered what one law enforcement official described as numerous anti-Trump social media posts linked to the suspect, Cole Tomas Allen, a 31-year-old California man accused of trying to breach a security checkpoint at the dinner while armed with multiple guns and knives.
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Suspect armed with handgun, shotgun and multiple knives
Washington Interim Police Chief Jeffery Carroll said the suspect, Cole Tomas Allen, was armed with a shotgun, a handgun and multiple knives.
Allen had purchased two handguns and a shotgun and stored them at his parents’ home, the White House official said.
(Reuters)
The suspect lived with his parents in a two-story house on a tree-lined street with picket fences and craftsman-style homes in the historic district of Torrance, a seaside town in the South Bay area of greater Los Angeles.
Neighbors in the middle-class neighborhood on Sunday said they were only casually acquainted with him and his parents, with most saying they never spoke to him beyond a brief hello or waving to them as they gave Halloween candy to trick-or-treaters.
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Suspect Cole Allen sent anti-Trump manifesto to family before opening fire
The suspected shooter at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner sent a manifesto critical of President Donald Trump to his family before he allegedly opened fire at the Washington Hilton, The New York Post reports.
The Post reported that the manifesto showed that Allen allegedly wanted to kill officials from the Trump administration.
Namita Singh27 April 2026 05:44
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Most Americans believe political rhetoric is encouraging violence
Conservative political activist Charlie Kirk was shot dead at a rally last September, just months after the June 2025 slaying of Democratic Minnesota State Representative Melissa Hortman and her husband and the wounding of a Minnesota state senator.
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A Reuters/Ipsos poll conducted in the days following Kirk’s murder found Americans believe increasingly harsh rhetoric surrounding politics is encouraging violence in the US.
A White House official said law enforcement officials who interviewed suspect Cole Tomas Allen’s sister were told he had a tendency to make radical statements, had attended an anti-Trump “No Kings” protest and referred to a plan to do “something” to fix issues with today’s world.
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What happened at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner?
Officials have said the suspect fired a shotgun at a Secret Service agent at a security checkpoint in the Washington Hilton hotel before being tackled and arrested.
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Donald Trump, first lady Melania Trump, vice president JD Vance and Cabinet officials were rushed out as the incident unfolded. The Secret Service agent who was shot escaped serious injury because the bullet struck his protective vest, Trump said.
Attendees leave the venue as a shooter opens fire during the annual White House Correspondents’ Association dinner in Washington, DC, US, 25 April 2026 (Reuters)
Trump, who had boycotted the media gala in the past, has requested that the dinner be rescheduled within 30 days. White House Correspondents’ Association President Weijia Jiang of CBS said the group’s board would determine their next steps.
The suspect will be charged in federal court on Monday with assault of a federal officer, discharging a firearm and attempting to kill a federal officer, acting US Attorney General Todd Blanche said, adding he did not know if there was an Iran connection to the attack.
Further federal indictments will be coming later, Blanche said.
The arrest is part of an ongoing counter terrorism investigation into a series of attacks on premises linked to the Jewish community in north west London, an attack on a Persian-language media organisation and the discovery of jars of a non-hazardous substance in Kensington Gardens.
BBC broadcaster Stephen Nolan has defended his salary amid proposed cuts at the corporation.
The 52-year-old is currently the seventh highest earner in the corporation with a salary of £405,000 in 2024-25, earning £10,000 more than former BBC Political Editor, Laura Kuenssberg. This figure excludes any earnings for programmes made through his own production company, Third Street Studios
Nolan is also the only regional star to make the list of the broadcaster’s top earners. Earlier this month, the BBC announced that they were cutting between 1,800 and 2,000 jobs in an attempt to make £500m in savings due to “significant financial pressures.”
Defending his salary, Stephen Nolan told Belfast Live: “I get a lot of flak for many different things, because of what the Nolan Show is. It’s a magnet for people to say it as it really is, right, every single day, and long may that continue.
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“I can tell you now, true bill, but the thing that I get the least hassle, stroke conversation about is my salary, and that’s the truth out in the street, and I think that’s because, I’m not too sure this is the corporate BBC, answer that they want, right, but there’s a working class guy from a working class estate in Northern Ireland that’s getting paid really well in the BBC. What’s wrong with that? What do you want it to be?
“So I’m actually very proud of where I came from, and guess what, I like to earn money and I’m trying to be as successful as I can be, and what I usually get is, you know, some punters, yeah, they’re joking with me and they’re they’re winding me up and all that, you know, lend us a few quid and all that kind of stuff, very few people resent it.”
‘My brother was never unkind or bitter. Nobody ever had a bad word to say about him – he was just so loveable,’ says Johnny (left – pictured with Philip)
Philip de Mouilpied never recovered after losing his mother to breast cancer at the age of 10.
When Kathleen died 37 years ago, there was no bereavement support, leaving Philip, his younger brother Johnny, and their sisters, Caroline and Andrea, struggling to cope.
Their dad, also called Philip, gave all the support he could alongside his wife’s sister Josie, who would also be taken by the disease six years later.
‘There was a lot of death growing up. We lived in a lot of grief and sadness. But to meet him, you’d never guessed Philip had lost so much,’ Johnny, 44, from Stockport, tells Metro.
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‘My brother was never unkind or bitter. Nobody ever had a bad word to say about him – he was just so loveable.’
Philip married young and, by 22, he and his ‘wonderful, gorgeous’ wife Lucy, his childhood sweetheart, had their first child. For decades, he carried his pain and anxiety largely in silence, until he died by suicide in October last year at the age of 46.
That day Lucy returned from work and found Philip, Emily arrived soon after and called Johnny before dialling 999.
‘I had an hour to kill so I was sitting alone in Brown’s Bar in Manchester with a quick glass of Merlot, to decompress after meetings when Emily phoned.
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The brothers – Johnny (left) and Philip – lost their mum to cancer when they were just children (Picture: Supplied)
‘I answered: “Hi baby girl.” And she told me what had happened,’ Johnny remembers.
In shock, he instructed her as best he could, telling her to check again for signs of life. When his worst fears were confirmed, Johnny had to break the heartbreaking news to his dad, also called Philip, and the rest of the family.
‘I was in an alleyway in Manchester phoning my sisters. Those were some of the worst conversations I’ve ever had in my life. I had to go home and then get the tram to Philip’s house. I just broke down in tears,’ he remembers.
Johnny rushed to his brother’s home to support Lucy, Jessica, 23, Emily, 22, and 19-year-old Callum.
Philip with his family (L-R: Lucy, Emily, Callum, Jessica)
Later, the whole family went to sit with Philip in the Chapel of Rest.
‘It was awful. But later I was glad I went,’ Johnny says.
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The brothers had been close growing up and both struggled after losing their mother.
When Johnny was 18, he suffered from panic attacks as he prepared to come out as gay. But he discovered honesty and openness were the best way forward, and has been mentally well ever since. Philip, on the other hand, kept his pain inside.
‘He was very different to me and because he was older, he protected me a lot and didn’t deal with his feelings. He suffered,’ Johnny says. ‘He had experienced so much grief, and he hated anybody feeling sad. Whenever they did, he just tried to take that feeling away from them. Which was to his detriment.’
Philip with his siblings Caroline, Andrea and Johnny
Philip, a steel work manager, fell into alcoholism in his twenties. When it emerged he was drinking before work, Johnny insisted he go into rehab, paying for treatment. In sobriety, Philip isolated himself from social situations.
‘There was always a reason he had to go home – to see to the dogs or something,’ Johnny remembers.
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And while he’d had therapy and took antidepressants, Philip ‘never got to the root cause’ of his sorrow, his brother, who works in banking, adds.
‘We knew he was poorly, but he didn’t always tell the truth about everything. He had crippling anxiety, and he would always block it out, rather than tackle it, hoping it would just disappear. And then it morphed into depression.
Five weeks before Philip died, the brothers had breakfast together alone. Johnny believes that was Philip’s way of saying goodbye
‘Looking back on it now, I think he was waiting until the kids were independent and older to end his life. Callum had just got his first job and passed his driving test.’
Philip’s anxiety was so deep-rooted that Johnny does not believe anything could have prevented his brother from ending his life when he did.
‘Nothing could have stopped him,’ he says starkly. ‘Even if I was there that day, I wouldn’t have been able to save him. He’d made his choice.
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‘But if anything could have been different, there should have been more focus on prevention, rather than cure. We spent years watching our mum die before our eyes – literally wasting away in front of us. We had no support whatsoever. If we had got to the root cause of it all, I think he could have been saved.’
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Five weeks before Philip died, the whole family were in Northern Ireland for a family wedding. At the hotel, the brothers had breakfast alone together. Nothing significant was said, but Johnny now realises that Philip was saying goodbye.
After his death, Johnny took on a fatherly role, promising to walk his nieces down the aisle and now takes Jessica, Callum and Emily out whenever he can.
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Married to Gareth, with their two cavapoos Henry and Buzz, Johnny lives ten miles from his family and remains close to Lucy. In trying to prevent the family from becoming overwhelmed by grief as their father was, Johnny tries to lead by example.
Philip and his daughter Emily in July 2025
Philip with son Callum and his other daughter Jessica
Five days after Philip died, he went to a Katy Perry concert, ‘because he would have gone mad had I cancelled’. A week later, he booked the whole family a holiday to Lanzarote so that, in the midst of funeral planning, they would have something to look forward to.
There was standing-room only at the church on the day of his send-off and Johnny gave Philip’s eulogy, paying tribute to his wicked sense of humour and devotion to his family.
‘We had the most wonderful funeral for him, and he was laid to rest with my mum, which brought everybody a lot of comfort,’ adds Johnny.
Jessica, Callum and Emily danced on chairs to Philip’s favourite music, holding pictures of him aloft, and they now take his photo around the world, visiting places his anxiety prevented him from seeing.
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The family also wanted to honour Philip’s life by helping prevent other suicides.
Johnny created the Bin Silence Foundation in Philip’s memory to help get people talking about mental health (Picture: Supplied)
Johnny has always done a lot of charity work and for years he had been mulling the idea about using household bins for good causes.
‘Bins are everywhere. There are 100 million across the UK. After Philip passed, we realised as a family that if we put stickers on bins, it would open up that everyday conversation, and provide us with a way of make money for mental health charities from the sales,’ he explains.
So last month the Bin Silence Foundation was born, selling stickers with house numbers and a logo encouraging people to talk.
They got the stickers printed and sat around each other’s kitchen tables cutting them out ready to be sent, as sister Caroline leads the logistics.
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‘Our hope is that it can start conversation, maybe even save some lives,’ Johnny says.
‘We want to bin silence around suicide. We’ve already had messages of thanks from people whose children are self-harming, whose husbands have been up on motorway bridges.
‘Even if you can’t speak to someone in your own circle, there is so much help out there. You aren’t alone. When you have anxiety or depression, it can feel very isolating. Philip didn’t realise how much he was loved.
‘If he had seen how many people were at the church, he never would have ended his life. The first time a man gets flowers is often at his own funeral, and that’s a tragic thing. We want people to know there is always hope, and always a way forward.’
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Find out more about the Bin Silence Foundation here.
Sandal season is here, and like us, you might need to give your feet some extra TLC. (Picture: Metro/Getty)
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Warmer weather is slowly but surely approaching, which means it will soon be time to make those all-important wardrobe swaps. Most importantly, we’ll have to say goodbye to boots and hello to sandals as the sun shows its face more. One dread that comes with this is that after being hidden away in your winter footwear, your feet might not be looking and feeling their best.
The good news is that you don’t have to rush to book a pedi appointment to get flip flop ready. With a few simple steps, and the right products, you can indulge in a little self care moment and create the salon-feel in the comfort of your own home, and at a fraction of the price.
With the addition of a nifty foot file to remove dead skin, a great moisturiser to nourish, and additional extras such as cuticle oils, a pedicure kit, and if you want to be fancy a foot bath, you can sit back and relax as you give yourself a mini makeover ready for that holiday you’ve got planned, or if you’re wanting to wear those cute sandals hiding in your wardrobe.
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Below is a simple at-home routine that will leave your feet feeling soft, refreshed and ready for the seasons ahead.
Step One: Foot Soak
Before jumping straight into scrubbing and nail maintenance, a good soak will help break down tough skin, and relax the muscles so you can have a little pamper before doing the following steps.
Simply soak your feet in warm soapy water for 10-15 minutes, and to elevate the experience you can add the likes of Epsom Salts, specific foot soak crystals, or a few drops of essential oils to give you a spa-like experience. Our personal favourite for this step is to invest in a trusty at-home foot spa.
Step 2: Remove Hard Skin and Calluses
As winter footwear is specifically designed to keep feet warm and protected against the elements, they aren’t often the most comfortable, meaning the hard skin is more likely to build on your heels and balls of your feet.
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After soaking, gently buff away rough areas using a foot file or eclectic callus remover. You can use these regularly to minimise the threat of cracks and future build up, and to keep them soft and smooth. Be aware as to not over-file as this can irritate the skin.
Step 3: Exfoliate with a Foot Scrub
Once the hard skin and calluses have been removed and buffed away, apply an exfoliating foot scrub that will banish the last remaining dead skin cells.
Foot scrubs often contain ingredients such as pumice, salt or sugar that work to fently buff away dead skin, without having to scrub with a tool. Whilst in the bath or shower, massage a small amount onto damp feet for a few minutes focusing on heels and soles, and then rinse thoroughly.
Step 4: Trim and Shape Your Nails
Once you’ve given your feet the best clean, it’s time to tidy up your nails. Top tip: trim your nails straight across as this will prevent ingrown nails, and then use a nail file to shape them to your desired look. Follow this by pushing back your cuticles with a special tool as this creates cleaner, healthier nails, and prevents any hangnails from forming. The best and most straightforward way of doing this is with a manicure kit.
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Step 5: Nourish Cuticles and Nails
This perfectly leads on to step five which is a step that many choose to either forget or ignore, and that’s applying a cuticle cream or oil. Using one of these will not only supply a boost of hydration to the nails and skin around them, but they help to strengthen them as well. Use a tiny amount on each nail before gently massaging in daily to keep them looking and feeling their best.
Step 6: Deep Moisturise Your Feet
The final step is locking in moisture. Foot creams and masks are designed to deeply hydrate dry skin and keep feet soft.
Foot masks are great as an overnight treatment or weekly pampering step, helping to restore moisture to dry heels and soles.
So, if you’re planning on giving yourself and your feet a pamper, then remember to moisturiser daily before bed, use a foot file once or twice a week, keep nails trimmed, and ultimately, opt for breathable footwear to prevent any dryness and irritation.
Four years ago, Robert Brovdi was more comfortable in auction houses like Christie’s than filthy trenches. A well-off grain dealer in those days, with a sideline as an art collector, fragments of his pre-war life survive in the paintings and sculptures by Ukrainian artists dotted around the bunker. They’re displayed beside missile casings and captured drones. He’s an ethnic Hungarian, from Uzhhorod in western Ukraine, and best known by his military call sign, Magyar. Clean-shaven before the war, he now wears a long ginger and grey-speckled beard.
Lingard says United have come on “leaps and bounds” under his former team-mate and is certain Carrick should be given the job permanently.
“It can be difficult with different managers coming in, having different ideas, different personnel,” he says.
“But I think they’re really on the right track with Michael. I know him from my United days. I know how he operates. The lads are doing really well under him.
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“He’s got that Manchester United DNA inside of him. He knows the ins and outs of the club.”
Lingard remains in close contact with United captain Bruno Fernandes.
“He always wanted to see the best of me at United,” says Lingard. “He’s always been a guy that’s been there, that I can always reach out to.”
Fernandes, 31, has provided 18 assists in the Premier League season – two short of the record with five matches remaining.
South Wales Police is appealing for help locating Lucy Jones, 40, who is missing from Bridgend.
The force says Lucy was last seen at 3.35pm yesterday (Sunday, April 26) in Brackla, walking in the direction of Wildmill.
She was wearing a black denim jacket with blue denim jeans and suede boots which have fur on them, and carrying a blue blanket. She is of skinny build, with long, dark hair.
If you have seen Lucy, or have any information which will help to find her, please contact South Wales Police quoting ref: 2600128599.
How many of these classic Mancunian insults and put-downs have you been on the receiving end of?
Are you likely to dish out a ‘do one’ or tell someone their new haircut is bobbins? Perhaps you regularly refer to the large group of youths doing wheelies by the park as a bunch of ‘scrotes’?
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If so, then you are certainly well-versed in the lexicon of Mancunian insults and put-downs. For decades, two of the city’s most famous sons, Liam and Noel Gallagher, have regularly displayed their expertise in mixing up some rustic Anglo Saxon with a classic Manc insult.
This week, it was reported that the University of Sheffield is compiling a “swear map” of regional words and phrases across the UK. The academics involved hope to create a snapshot of how English is spoken in 2026, at a time when they say the language is evolving faster than ever.
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They’ve even set up a link for people to contribute their local salty language, particularly if it is specific to a town or city and may not be known elsewhere.
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Around Manchester, as well as liberally peppering our sentences with swear words commonly heard throughout the UK, we’ve also had our own, let’s say, more creative insults and put-downs to add to the linguistic mix.
So if you’re looking for the perfect put-down to describe your mate who just won’t stop scrikin’ (crying), then you might find it in our list below.
1. ‘Angin
Usage: ‘She’s had nine jagerbombs and a kebab. She’s proper ‘angin’
Describes the dreadful feeling that follows a hangover or overindulgence. Also used to describe something unpleasant or rough-looking.
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2. Cob on
Usage: ‘Why’s our kid gone home?’
‘No idea, he’s got a right cob on.’
When someone is being grumpy, bad-tempered, miserable or sulking, they are said to have a ‘cob on’. (And more often than not, a ‘right cob on’)
3. Couldn’t stop a pig in a ginnel
Usage: ‘The state of Frank’s legs in those jeans. He couldn’t stop a pig in a ginnel’
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A colourful way of describing someone with bandy legs.
4. Do one / off you pop
Usage: ‘You’re doing me ‘ead in. Do one.’
Typically deployed when you want someone to leave or be quiet.
5. Give your ‘ead a wobble
Usage: “Lager and lime? Give your ‘ead a wobble!”
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Telling someone to reconsider their actions or decisions.
6. Is it ‘eck as like
Usage: ‘The Printworks is the best night out in Manchester’
‘Is it ‘eck as like’
To express strong disagreement with something or what somebody has said.
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7. Mardy
Usage: ‘I can’t be fussed hanging around with Donna, she’s being a right mardy get’
When somebody is being soft, a cry baby or won’t stop sulking.
8. Mingin’
Usage: ‘The toilets in there are mingin”
Describing something that is horrible/revolting/unpleasant.
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9. Daft ‘apeth
Usage: ‘He dropped his phone in his pint again, the daft ‘apeth’
Describing a foolish or silly person, but usually in a light hearted way. Also sometimes pronounced as daft ha’p’orth.
10. Rank
Usage: ‘That pub is well rank’
Describing something that is disgusting.
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11. Shut yer cake ‘ole
Usage: ‘I wish Liam would shut his cake ‘ole. He’s always scrikin’ over that bird.’
Telling somebody to be quiet.
12. Snide
Usage: ‘Give us a chip, don’t be snide’
Accusing somebody of being tight or ungenerous.
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13. Mither
Usage: ‘I can’t be mithered with town’
When something is too much hassle/aggravation/effort.
14. ‘What did they cut your hair with, a knife and fork?’
Quite self explanatory, but a question asked to somebody you think has had a poor haircut.
15. Seen their a**e
Usage: “Well someone’s seen their a**e haven’t they”?
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They are annoyed.
16. Peckin’
Usage: ‘You’re peckin’ me ‘ead.’
You are annoying me.
17. Stop ya chattin’
Stop talking a load of rubbish.
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18. More life in a tramp’s vest
Usage: “I’ve seen more life in a tramp’s vest”
You probably heard this a lot during your moping, teenage years for being too lethargic and not enthusiastic enough for your mum or dad.
19. Strop
Usage: “She threw a strop soon as I got in.”
An outburst or tantrum.
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20. Bobbins
Usage: “That film was bobbins.”
Not very good.
21. Chufty bag
Usage: ‘What were you expectin’ – a chufty bag?’
A non-existent medal for doing something insignificant and expecting a reward.
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22. Scrotes
Usage: ‘Some little scrotes are hanging about outside.’
A delinquent group of youths that are up to no good. Also Scallies.
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Households without a shed or a garage may find it hard to store items such as DIY tools, bikes, and gardening equipment. An alternative, that costs less and takes up less assembly time, is an outdoor storage box.
These can be particularly useful for people with smaller gardens, yards or even balconies. There are many options on the market, including a Keter Samoa Outdoor Storage Box from Dunelm that shoppers praise for its durability and outdoor use.
The Keter Samoa Outdoor Storage Box is priced at £59 and has a 270-litre capacity, which the retailer recommends as being ‘perfect for smaller spaces’. It’s made from a moulded resin with a rattan effect and is water-resistant, helping keep belongings dry.
Dunelm’s Keter Samoa Outdoor Storage Box arrives flat-packed, so it needs to be assembled upon delivery. It’s a black colourway and is easy to wash – simply use a damp cloth. The external dimensions are width: 45cm x length: 117cm x height 57cm. The internal dimensions are width: 40cm x length: 114.4cm x height: 51cm.
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For larger options, shoppers may opt for this Keter 880-litre Outdoor Storage Box from B&Q, priced at £125. The unit can be used to store items, such as toys and tools, or as a bin box, as it has a lift-away lid.
Dunelm’s Keter Samoa Outdoor Storage Box is perfect for those without a shed or garage.
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Over at Amazon, this Outdoor Deck Box is £114. It’s part of the marketplace’s own-brand homeware range and has a 375-litre capacity. It’s made from a double-wall resin construction with a wicker pattern.
Dunelm’s Keter Samoa Outdoor Storage Box has an overall rating of 4.6 out of five, based on 31 reviews. One person wrote: “I bought two for nine-seater garden furniture cushions, which all fit in. We have covered them for extra protection. I am very happy with them, worth the price and easy to put together.”
Another pleased user wrote: “Spacious box. It fits all my tools from the outside toilet into this box, and now I have a functioning outdoor toilet!” An equally happy consumer penned: “Great outdoor box, really easy to put together, even for me, being a lady in my early seventies. You can also get a lot inside it.”
One person knocked off two stars because of the set-up, explaining: “Good size but was difficult to assemble and flimsy.” Luckily, an additional shopper had more luck, saying: “Bought some cooking gear for the grill, to include crockery and utensils.”
Someone else said it was ‘exactly what I was looking for’, adding: “It looks great, completely waterproof and looks lovely.”
“Good storage container for a small space. The clip-on lid easily breaks. We had to buy two extra clips to keep the storage container closed,” another user said. Whilst another person remarked: “My cushions from the garden furniture are nicely stored away in my Keter Samoa storage box, nice and dry despite all the heavy rain we have been having.”
A final shopper concluded: “This is a well-priced garden storage box that simply clicks together. We use it to store kindling for our wood burner and so far, it seems to keep everything dry. It was available to collect from our local store within 48 hours of ordering online and we were helped to carry it to our car. All in all, very satisfied with both the service, price and product.”
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