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Meghan calls Camilla ‘step-queen’ and Charles tells Harry ‘Don’t tell me you’ve spent that Netflix money already’ as couple are mocked over their UK return on Saturday Night Live UK

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Harry and Meghan's controversial return to the UK has been ruthlessly mocked during a sketch on Saturday Night Live UK (comedians Ayoade Bamgboye and Jack Shep are pictured)

Harry and Meghan’s controversial return to the UK has been ruthlessly mocked during a sketch on Saturday Night Live UK. 

The Sussexes, played by comedians Jack Shep and Ayoade Bamgboye, visit King Charles (Larry Dean) and Queen Camilla (Emma Sidi) at their Balmoral estate.

‘Harry, what are you doing here? This castle is for Royals only,’ Charles tells his youngest son before Camilla admonishes him for being a ‘grump’. 

‘Sweet Harry,’ she tells the Duke of Sussex before adding: ‘And beautiful Meghan, as brown as ever,’ in a reference to claims aired in the couple’s Oprah interview. 

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The Suits star then gives ‘step-Queen’ Camilla ice that she ‘made myself’ as Harry praises his ‘whizz in the kitchen’ wife for ‘hiring the best cooks’. 

‘What do you two want?’ Charles then demands. 

‘We’re moving back to the UK and we need your help,’ Meghan replies to which the King retorts: ‘Don’t tell me you’ve spent all your Netflix money already.’ 

Harry whines: ‘Daddy, it was $60million. How long was it meant to last? I’m not asking for much, just a duchy or two.’

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Harry and Meghan’s controversial return to the UK has been ruthlessly mocked during a sketch on Saturday Night Live UK (comedians Ayoade Bamgboye and Jack Shep are pictured)

Meghan greets Camilla as 'step-queen' and gifts her ice she 'made myself' during the skit

Meghan greets Camilla as ‘step-queen’ and gifts her ice she ‘made myself’ during the skit

The Sussexes are seen greeting members of the public in Sydney. The couple moved back to the UK from the US on August 26 amid an ongoing row about their personal security

The Sussexes are seen greeting members of the public in Sydney. The couple moved back to the UK from the US on August 26 amid an ongoing row about their personal security

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Charles then tells the prince ‘what a waste’ he’s become.

‘You’re lucky your father isn’t around to see this,’ the King sighs. The slip of the tongue prompts panic from Charles and Camilla and confusion from Harry. 

‘Daddy, just because I don’t want to be a Royal, it doesn’t mean I want to be a regular  guy,’ the Duke whinges. 

The tense moment was interrupted by ‘regular guy’ Prime Minister Andy Burnham, played by comedian George Fouracres. 

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Fouracres, who played Sir Keir Starmer in the last series, started his monologue by joking: ‘I’m the new PM and I’m nothing like the last one.’ 

He continued: ‘Harry, Meghan, I’m here to tell you just because you’re normal folk, doesn’t mean your life has to be c***. That is the Burnham promise.’

Mr Burnham then shared his message with the group.  

He said: ‘There is more to Britain than London. There is Manchester. There is Liverpool. There’s that town I’m MP of now. It’s all a bit of a rush, I didn’t catch the name.’

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'Regular guy' Andy Burnham, played by comedian George Fouraces, also made a surprise appearance at the Balmoral estate

‘Regular guy’ Andy Burnham, played by comedian George Fouraces, also made a surprise appearance at the Balmoral estate

Sources close to the Sussexes have suggested the King's assessment of them as 'private citizens' is unrealistic given their level of fame (the couple are pictured in 2017)

Sources close to the Sussexes have suggested the King’s assessment of them as ‘private citizens’ is unrealistic given their level of fame (the couple are pictured in 2017)

Harry tells him: ‘Makerfield?’ to which Mr Burnham responds: ‘Make a field? Maybe I will.

‘I’m gonna make all sorts of things when I remember the name of that bloody place.’

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Further gags poked fun at No10 North in Manchester, with Mr Burnham joking he would build a No10 on ‘every street in this country’ and his eagerness to be liked. 

‘Until then, I will buy everyone a pint,’ he proclaimed. 

‘Because I want you to like me. I need you to like me.’

Viewers were quick to share their thoughts on the sketch online. 

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‘This is public execution in prime time,’ one person wrote on X. 

‘If even the Brits are turning their return into a punchline, Harry and Meghan may want to brace themselves for the royal homecoming tour,’ a second said. 

A third agreed: ‘They left the UK for privacy, but the jokes followed them anyway.

‘Even the UK TV shows are joining the joke party now.’

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The sketch follows the couple’s criticism of being described as private citizens and an announcement of several pseudo-royal appearances in the UK and US.

The duke’s plans have been interpreted as him making a return to public life in Britain and come amid rising tensions between the Sussexes and Buckingham Palace.

The couple remain unhappy with the King’s recent letter of ‘guidance’, which confirmed they would not be working royals and cannot use their HRH titles.

Sources close to the Sussexes have suggested the King’s assessment of them as ‘private citizens’ is unrealistic given their level of fame.

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The sketch follows the couple's criticism of being described as private citizens in the UK. They are pictured with their children, Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet

The sketch follows the couple’s criticism of being described as private citizens in the UK. They are pictured with their children, Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet

An insider told People: ‘Members of the public know who they are. The idea that they can live a normal, “private” life is sadly not realistic.’

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It comes amid an ongoing battle over taxpayer-funded security and claims that they are concerned about the safety of Archie and Lilibet on the school run.

The Sussexes appear unwilling to accept the King’s position, which stated that nothing had changed since ‘Megxit’. 

The decision prompted a series of briefings from sources close to the couple, with one suggesting they be viewed as ‘public figures’ rather than private citizens.

Harry will attend the inaugural Invictus Spirit Awards on September 17 and the launch of the Invictus education programme INSPIRE.

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The duke is also taking part in one of his favourite annual occasions, the WellChild Awards, in London on September 21.

Harry has been patron of WellChild – the national charity for seriously ill children and their families – since 2007 and regularly attends the awards ceremony.

And he will also return to the US to support the Clintons’ Global Initiative on September 22 and 23 in New York.

Sources told People on Thursday that Harry and Meghan were ‘happy to be back’ in the UK despite a dispute with Buckingham Palace over Uganda’s withdrawal from the Invictus Games.

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Insiders close to the couple have maintained that the East African nation’s decision to pull out of the 2027 Games was a ‘direct result’ of a letter written by the King which insisted they are ‘private citizens’.

The insiders told People: ‘They made it very clear that the reason they pulled out was a direct result of perceived guidance from the Lord Chamberlain.

‘This was an unintended or intended consequence of the letter – and that was always going to happen. Hence the wish not to rush it out.’

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Pro Ref apologise to Man Utd over Man City goal as statement released on Erling Haaland row

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Pro Ref have taken accountability after Erling Haaland’s controversial winner against Manchester United

Pro Ref have apologised to Manchester United for an ‘error of judgement’ to allow Erling Haaland’s Manchester City winner.

The organisation has provided clarity and taken accountability after it was deemed that Enzo Fernandez hadn’t interfered with play, despite being in an offside position when he made an attempt to steer home Josko Gvardiol’s cross.

A Pro Ref spokesperson said: “Following the incident in the 60th minute of Sunday’s Premier League fixture between Manchester United and Manchester City at Old Trafford, we can provide clarification regarding Erling Haaland’s awarded goal.

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“The on-field decision was offside against Erling Haaland – that was checked by VAR and he was found to be in an onside position.

“In the same attack, it was established that Enzo Fernandez did not play the ball and therefore that makes any offside offence subjective, however, on this occasion, the VAR did not recognise the likely impact of his position and should have recommended an on-field review.

“Contact has been made with Manchester United this evening to acknowledge what we deem is an error of judgement. A review of the incident will take place.”

There will be more to follow on this breaking news story and Mirror Sport will bring you the very latest updates, pictures and video as soon as possible.

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World Athletics Ultimate Championship: Josh Kerr crowned 1500m champion on final night in Budapest

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Josh Kerr celebrates with his Ultimate Championship trophy after winning the men's 1500m

Speaking after his victory, Kerr referenced the “stick” he receives for not competing as much as others.

But he is in no doubt that it is because of that approach that he is able to seize the career-defining moments when they arrive.

In response to criticism from Ingebrigtsen over his decision to skip the European Championships in Birmingham, Kerr said he “was not a robot” and would continue to approach each season by targeting only a few competitions to avoid injury and maintain consistent high levels of performance.

While the Ultimate Championship was not one of those dates at the beginning of the year, it was no surprise that World Athletics made sure he could be present – nor that Kerr took the sport’s governing body up on the offer.

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Kerr is, after all, blockbuster. He underlined his position as one of the sport’s biggest draws when he boldly announced his record-breaking intentions months in advance before delivering his historic mile performance in front of 60,000 British fans in July.

There were also no mistakes in Scotland, despite the pressure which came with his role as headline act in front of an expectant home crowd.

It is just 12 months since Kerr’s world title defence was ended by a calf tear in Tokyo.

But, having recovered to reach career-best fitness, the next three years now provide him with the opportunity to cement himself among the all-time greats.

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With two World Championships – the second potentially in London – either side of the next Olympic Games, Kerr will continue to ignore the outside noise and follow his established winning formula.

“Obviously I get a lot of stick for not racing so much,” Kerr said. “But it allows me to come here fresh and ready to go.”

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Monagh Bypass: Emergency services at scene of serious two-car collision in West Belfast

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The incident happened at around 7.30pm on Sunday evening

Emergency services have tonight been in attendance at a serious road traffic incident in West Belfast.

It’s believed at least two cars collided at high speed with one another on the Monagh Bypass which links Kennedy Way with the Whiterock Road.

Footage shared on social media showed two badly damaged cars with members of the public attempting to assist those inside. Debris was scattered right across the four lanes and smoke was visible from one of the vehicles. The road remains closed as of 9pm on Sunday September 13.

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Northern Ireland Fire and Rescue and Police Service of Northern Ireland were also on the scene within minutes. A number of casualties were attended to at the scene.

No further details on injuries are known at this time.

Sinn Fein MLA Aisling Reilly said: “My thoughts are with everyone involved in the serious road crash on the Monagh Bypass at Áit na Móna this evening.

“The road is currently closed in both directions while emergency services deal with the incident. I would ask people to please avoid the area and allow those responding to the crash to do their work.”

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Local councillor Paul Doherty posted on social media: “The Monagh Bypass remains closed in the Aitnamona/Turf Lodge direction and is expected to remain closed for some time while emergency services continue to deal with a serious road traffic collision.

“Please avoid the area if you can and allow emergency services to carry out their work. Thinking of everyone involved.”

A brief statement from the PSNI said: The Monagh bypass in west Belfast is currently closed in both directions between the Glen Road roundabout and the junction with Springfield Road following a road traffic collision. Diversions are in place.”

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Apple iPhone 18 Pro, AirPods 5 and Apple Watch ultra 4 pre-orders open now

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Apple’s traditional September iPhone event was very different this year. The company’s new CEO, John Ternus, hosted it (though the former CEO Tim Cook made a guest appearance), announcing the iPhone 18 Pro, AirPods 5, Apple Watch ultra 4 and a folding phone. Here’s everything that was announced, including when they’re coming and how much they’ll cost.

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Four injured after car overturns in Bolton roundabout crash

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Four injured after car overturns in Bolton roundabout crash

Emergency services were called to a roundabout at the junction of Chorley New Road and De Havilland Way in Horwich shortly before 4pm.

As a result of the crash, one car was overturned, with specialist equipment used by Greater Manchester Fire and Rescue Service (GMFRS) to turn the car back onto its wheels.

Four people received care from North West Ambulance Service, with one person taken to Royal Bolton Hospital.

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A spokesperson for GMFRS said: “Shortly after 3:44pm this afternoon (Sunday 13 September), two fire engines from Horwich and Atherton fire stations were called to reports of a road traffic collision involving an overturned car at a roundabout at the junction of Chorley New Road and De Havilland Way in Horwich, Bolton.

“Crews arrived quickly at the scene. Firefighters worked with colleagues from Greater Manchester Police to secure the area and used specialist equipment to turn the car back onto its wheels. Four casualties were taken into the care of North West Ambulance Service, with one later taken to Royal Bolton Hospital for precautionary checks.

“Crews were in attendance for around two hours and 50 minutes.”

Greater Manchester Police and North West Ambulance Service were approached for comment.

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Apocalypse on Channel 4: Full line-up, what are the rules and how to win survival series

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Channel 4 are hoping to have UK TV’s next big hit on their hands with the series

Apocalypse has arrived on Channel 4, but who’s in the full line-up, what are the rules and how do you win the survival series?

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It’s been a winning period for reality TV in the UK. BBC viewers are patiently waiting for the next season of The Celebrity Traitors at the minute.

A new batch of 21 celebrities who will face one another for the chance to win a cash prize of up to £100,000 for a charity of their choice. As last year proved, with Alan Carr emerging as sole champion, anyone can win.

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Set in a Scottish castle in the Highlands, the game follows the celebrity contestants, the majority of whom are known as faithfuls, as they try to seek out the murderous traitors among them, who kill off players in the middle of the night.

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With just weeks to go until the new series gets underway, perhaps Channel 4’s brand new programme will reach the same global heights. Here’s what you need to know.

What are the rules of Apocalypse?

Fourteen ordinary people from the UK and Australia face the ultimate test in Apocalypse. Two unsuspecting groups of strangers are dropped into a real abandoned town.

In a brilliant twist, each team is unaware of the other’s existence, presumably leading to a dramatic and realistic realisation.

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Without electricity, running water or food, the survivors must scavenge, recycle, reuse and reinvent anything they can find just to get by. To make things even more tense, they’re surrounded by the remnants of modern life.

The teams must discover whether reverting to primitive instincts is what it takes to make it through the Apocalypse, or whether cooperation is the key to survival.

How do you win Apocalypse?

Unlike the bulk of reality competitions, there is no winner of Apocalypse. Instead, each contestant has signed on in an attempt to prove that they could survive in an end of the world scenario.

No one is voted off the programme, and there is no prize money at the end. The series is designed to test whether society crumbles or people cooperate when faced with a global disaster.

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A Channel 4 spokesperson teased: “The survivors are split into two rival camps – Eastside and Westside – with no knowledge of who else is out there.

“With limited resources on offer, the Westside group soon find themselves in direct conflict with their Eastside counterparts when Eastside are first to break into the town’s only supermarket and loot its contents.”

Apocalypse’s Full Cast

EastSide Team

  • Steven McKell – Content Creator, 32, from Lincoln
  • Kiera Madison – Psychologist, 29, from Australia
  • Bertie Watkins – Theatre director, 34, from London
  • Kyra Muzvaba – Student nurse, 20, from Northamptonshire
  • Louise Baker – Mechanic, 43, from Birmingham
  • Scott McMinn – Beef farmer, 42, from Barongarook (Aus)
  • Laura Powell – Paramedic, 38, from Bristol

Westside Team

  • Ioan Humphreys – Farmer, 32, from Wales
  • Freddie Browne – Event Emcee, 30, from London
  • Brooke McCreaner – Cab driver, 42, from London
  • Celia Hibbert – Politician, 43, from Wolverhampton
  • Matthew Wilson (Matty) – Diesel mechanic, 33, from Perth (Aus)
  • Kelly Cartwright – Paralympian, 37, from Geelong (Aus)
  • Dean Sganga – Chef, 30, from NSW (Aus)

Apocalypse airs on Channel 4 on Sunday, September 13, at 9pm

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Manchester Storm game at AO arena called off after ‘technical issue with ice’

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The game has been rescheduled for next month

A Manchester Storm game at the AO Arena has been called off following a ‘technical issue with the ice’. The popular ice hockey team was set to take on the Nottingham Panthers in the Challenge Cup on Sunday evening (September 13).

The game was set to be the team’s first competitive match in the heart of of Manchester in more than 20 years. Last week, Storm made a triumphant return to the arena in a sold out pre-season friendly against the Sheffield Steelers on Sunday (September 6).

Fans been advised to keep their tickets which will be valid for the rescheduled fixture. The rescheduled game is set to take place on Wednesday October 14.

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A statement from the club reads: “Unfortunately today’s Manchester Storm game vs PanthersIHC has been suspended due to a technical issue with the ice.

“We sincerely apologise to supporters and ticket holders for the disruption and would like to thank everyone in attendance for their patience.

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“We advise attendees to retain their tickets which will remain valid for the rescheduled fixture. Those with single-game tickets for this game and seeking a refund are advised to contact their point of purchase.

“The rescheduled game will take place on Wednesday 14th October 2026. Manchester Storm and AO Arena would like to thank attendees for their understanding.”

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Russian drone attack ‘quite possibly’ targeted Boris Johnson train in Ukraine

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Ukraine’s rail operator has said that a Russian drone attack may have been aiming at the train carrying Boris Johnson and other dignitaries on the Ukrainian border with Poland

A Russian drone attack that hit a Ukraine railway station “quite possibly” had targeted a train carrying Boris Johnson which left early.

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A train at Yahodyn station, on the Polish border, was hit by one of the missiles shortly after the locomotive carrying the former UK prime minister had gone ahead of schedule.

Johnson had been returning from a major conference in Kyiv along with former Swedish prime minister Carl Bildt and a number of European security advisers.

Ukraine rail operator Ukrzaliznytsia said in a post on Telegram it was “quite possible” that the drone had been aimed at Johnson’s train.

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The company said the train “had departed the station earlier than scheduled due to real-time adjustments to train timetables necessitated by the constant threat of Russian strikes”.

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It added that former CIA director David Petraeus had been on a different train that was still at the station when the drone struck. No casualties have been reported.

In the wake of the attack, Johnson praised Ukrzaliznytsia staff and passengers as “absolutely heroic” and called for more support for Ukraine.

He said: “I don’t know what warped logic drove Putin to blow up a stationary Ukrainian locomotive on the Polish border this morning. What we can say for sure is that this is the kind of random and senseless attack Ukrainians are enduring every day – even on civilian railways.”

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He added: “When are we going to give them the air defences they need? Why won’t we unfreeze Putin’s cash and give it to Ukraine? There is more than 140 billion euro in a Belgian bank account – and about £10 billion in London. Britain could show a lead.”

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Ukraine’s foreign minister Andrii Sybiha described the attack as “barbaric” and said they represented “Putin’s terror ‘knocking’ directly on the doors of the EU and NATO”.

Former Swedish premier and foreign minister Carl Bildt, who was on the same train as Johnson, also said the train immediately after theirs was hit by the drone.

He told how they were told to evacuate before managing to escape across the border to NATO territory in Poland.

“This wasn’t our train [that was hit], but the one just minutes after us by the [Polish] border crossing,” said Bildt. “It was evacuated as the [Russian] drone approached and no one was hurt. Very good safety system. Our train just had an evacuation warning but could proceed to Dorohusk. The [Russian] attacks against [Ukraine] are intensifying.”

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The Conservatives described the incident as a “stark escalation” by Moscow and urged the UK Government to increase defence spending.

Stuart Anderson, who was appointed shadow minister for war preparedness on Sunday, said: “It is yet another reminder that Russian aggression is a real and growing threat to European security and, ultimately, our own national security.”

Defence Secretary Wes Streeting said: “The strikes on Ukraine today, including on the gas works near Nato’s border, serve as a stark reminder of the bombardment that Ukrainians face every day.

“Reckless, dangerous attacks on civilian infrastructure so close to Poland also underline the wider security threat Russia poses. The UK continues to stand firm with Ukraine and will continue working with allies and partners to bolster European security.”

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Enzo Maresca claims Bruno Fernandes deserved to be sent off alongside Phil Foden in derby win

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Manchester City manager Enzo Maresca believes Bruno Fernandes should have been sent off alongside Phil Foden in the first half of his side’s 1-0 win in the Manchester derby.

Foden was given a straight red card for lashing out at Fernandes with a wild kick in the 23rd minute after the Manchester United captain had fouled him.

Fernandes also appeared to aim another kick at Foden’s back after the initial foul, sparking the reaction from the City man that eventually got him sent off.

Bruno Fernandes went down theatrically as Phil Foden kicked out
Bruno Fernandes went down theatrically as Phil Foden kicked out (Reuters)

However, Fernandes received no punishment for the foul or the second kick, and VAR backed up the original decision made by referee Michael Oliver, with official Matt Donohue confirming: “That looks like a clear red card to me. Looks to be a secondary movement.”

Speaking on Sky Sports, commentator Gary Neville said that he was “surprised that Fernandes has got away without a booking”, while former United midfielder Roy Keane said that the Portuguese “is the one who is violent here”.

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And City boss Maresca was also clearly confused by the decision, suggesting that Fernandes should also have seen red if Foden did.

“It can be a red card [for Phil Foden], but I think in the same action it can be a red card for Bruno [Fernandes], in the same action,” explained the City manager. “So, anyway… It is what it is. Red card for us. We won,” he added.

The sending off did not impact the result negatively for City in the end as the 10 men earned a memorable victory on the road, though Erling Haaland’s winning goal was another contentious decision on a dramatic afternoon at Old Trafford.

The result leaves City second in the Premier League after four games, with themselves and Arsenal the only two teams to hold a 100 percent winning record so far.

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Maresca’s side host Norwich City in the League Cup in their next game on Thursday, before facing Sunderland at the Etihad on Sunday, 20 September in the final game before the international break.

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Best Apple iPhone 17 deals as iPhone 18 Pro and foldable unveiled

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The iPhone 18 Pro is available for £1,199, while the iPhone 17 Pro has been reduced to £999 at most retailers. My review of the iPhone 18 Pro is coming, and if camera and battery life are important, you might want to wait for my full verdict. But, with both Pro models looking near-identical with only slight technical differences, the iPhone 17 Pro deals are well worth paying attention to.

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