Simon Cowell returns to Britain’s Got Talent on Saturday 21 February alongside Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden and newcomer KSI, as well as hosts Ant McPartlin and Dec Donnelly
As the brain behind Britain’s Got Talent, Simon Cowell knows how to spot the gifted amongst us – but who does he think is the least talented celebrity he’s met? Himself!
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At a launch event for the 19th series of Britain’s Got Talent, Simon was asked what he’d pull out of the bag if he had to audition for the show. In response, he said: “Actually, being the most talentless person in the world.
His fellow judges, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden and KSI protested that he did have a talent, and mentioned that Simon can do an impression of David Attenborough and cats, but he insisted that he did not have a talent. He simply said: “No, I don’t. I just don’t.”
“You’re an amazing person,” Amanda pushed. “You’re an amazing bike rider.” Simon joked that he would do that on a live show, along with his impressions, but then seriously added that the one talent he did have was spotting it in others.
“That’s the only thing I can do, actually,” he said. “I was lucky, actually. Very early on, I realised, honestly, I had no talent whatsoever in terms of [what happens on Britain’s Got Talent]. You know, when I see this stuff, I’m like, ‘Well, I couldn’t do that.’
Returning to the initial question about what talent he’d bring to the auditions if he had to perform, he reiterated: “So the answer is nothing.”
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Simon has been a judge on Britain’s Got Talent since it first began in 2007, as has Amanda Holden. He is also behind the former ITV singing talent show, The X Factor.
The X Factor, which ran from 2004 to 2018, churned out many beloved acts of the UK music industry, including One Direction, Little Mix and JLS.
Sky has recently confirmed a documentary about the series with exclusive behind-the-scenes footage and interviews, including with Simon. Fans of The X Factor have already begun voicing their mixed opinions on whether a revival of the singing competition would be welcome.
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One fan expressed: “They need to bring this back, but the original concept. No live audience, just the judges. Plus the bad singers as well as the good. Honestly, Saturday night TV is missing this show so much.”
However, another viewer chimed in: “The show was fun […] but the last few seasons were rough. I think singing shows are very much a product of the 2000s and started losing influence in the late 2010s.”
Some of the contestants have been featured in documentaries before – Perrie Edwards was in Girlbands Forever, which looked at the darker side of being in a girl band, while her former bandmate, Jesy Nelson, has her own documentary, Life After Little Mix, coming to screens shortly.
Greenwood was arrested on January 31, 2022, on suspicion of rape and assault. He was further arrested on February 1, 2022, on suspicion of sexual assault and making threats to kill. He was charged that October with one count of attempted rape, one count of controlling and coercive behaviour and one count of assault occasioning actual bodily harm. Greenwood denied the charges.
Sheraz Rasul is counting the cost of the damage that he discovered on Tuesday March 24, after going to his vehicle that he parks in a designated resident’s spot on Bolton Gate Retail Park.
Mr Rasul, 49, who lives in the area, initially thought it had been done by youths, until he watched CCTV footage which apparently showed someone acting suspiciously around the vehicle.
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“It wasn’t until a neighbour shared CCTV footage with me that I realised it was something quite concerning,” Mr Rasul told The Bolton News.
In the footage, a figure walking along the quiet road at 4.45am.
They appear to be examining Mr Rasul’s car as they pass by.
They continue past the vehicle and disappear from view behind a black van parked next to it.
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After a few moments, the figure reappears, walking back in the opposite direction near to Mr Rasul’s car and eventually walking off in the direction they came from.
Mr Rasul said: “It’s not a very nice thing to come back to, especially as other people might have children or elders they care for.
“This person needs to be caught.”
He added that cars have been damaged recently in the area and is warning others to be cautious.
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According to Mr Rasul, at least three other cars have been keyed in the area over the last few months.
A spokesperson for Greater Manchester Police confirmed to The Bolton News that they have received a report and enquiries are ongoing.
They said no further information is available at this time.
Anyone with information on the incident is asked to contact Greater Manchester Police, quoting crime reference number 06KK/0007209/26.
Speculative and futuristic visions of environmental calamity are being imagined globally through environmental fiction. Eco-dystopian novels can help people process their fears or mourn the loss of a more stable climate.
My forthcoming book, Nature’s Return, shows that while anti-environmentalism is gaining traction in the west, the diversity and urgency of environmental visions from across Africa and Asia are coming into view.
Here are my favourite examples from China and Taiwan, Nigeria and India.
China and Taiwan
“You are bugs” is the sobering message of the aliens in Liu Cixin’s bestselling trilogy, Remembrance of Earth’s Past. Series two of Netflix’s adaptation, titled after the first volume, The Three Body Problem, is scheduled for release in late 2026. Liu’s vision of environmental retribution is anchored in a visceral portrait of Mao’s so-called “war against nature”, which reshaped the environment through things like mass irrigation and deforestation to boost economic production.
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The trilogy is a leading example of a wide-ranging ecological turn in Chinese culture and Chinese science fiction. As the cultural critics Yue Zhou and Xi Liu explain, the story routinely takes aim at “rampant pollution, water shortage, natural resources depletion, overpopulation and electronic waste”.
Cara Healy, a professor of Chinese Studies at Wabash College in Indiana, US, argues that “for centuries, Chinese intellectuals wrote about the past as a way to critique the present”, but today it is the future that is employed and deployed “to comment on our contemporary world”.
In Waste Tide by Chen Qiufan, readers are told that science fiction is “the greatest realism at the present time”. Set in a gang ridden island covered in tech trash, and populated by desperate migrants and mutant humans, Waste Tide is a bleak parable of China’s abundance of garbage: “This island has no hope. The air, the water, the soil and the people have been immersed in trash for too long.”
The themes of tech waste and contamination have a particular resonance in modern China, but are understandable to readers everywhere. This explains the lively translation market for comparable Taiwanese titles, such as Chi Ta-wei’s The Membranes and Wu Ming-yi’s The Man with the Compound Eyes.
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Nigeria
Climate catastrophe frames the drama and ethical vision of Lost Ark Dreaming, by Nigerian author Suyi Davies Okungbowa. Lagos has been drowned, and people are crowded inside the Pinnacle, a vast, partially submerged, high rise in which the wealthy and powerful live on the upper levels, trying to keep the poor and the rising waters at bay. In Nigeria as in China, the eco-dystopian imagination is animated by images of injustice and cruelty, often in ways that refract colonial history. Other Nigerian-American examples include Nnedi Okorafor’s Noor and Tochi Onyebuchi’s War Girls.
India
Indian contributors to the genre include Lavanya Lakshminarayan’s Analog/Virtual and Varun Thomas Mathew’s The Black Dwarves of the Good Little Bay. The latter is set in the year 2041 in a post-Mumbai in which the population has also crowded into a towering redoubt, though this one is called the Bombadrome and is surrounded by a barren wasteland.
The mistrust of technologically driven change is a distinctive feature of Indian science fiction, but the new wave of eco-dystopias is part of a global conversation. They are diverse but united in their effort to make use of the future to register loss, yearning and possibility.
Malformed landscapes, biodiversity loss and tides of industrial debris are encountered throughout the genre, though climate change looms large in many examples from south Asia and Africa.
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The Egyptian science fiction author Emad El-Din Aysha once speculated that dystopia was a distinctly western genre because those with “real-life anxieties around every corner” have no need to invent them. But it appears that real-life anxieties are not a brake but an engine for the imagination. Today’s dystopian imagination is ecological and urgent and asks us to travel far into the future and into every part of the world.
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The name’s Seamaster, Omega Seamaster. Yes, long the choice of the world’s most famous fictional spy, albeit issued by Q Branch with some unusual extras built in, the Seamaster is as classic a dive watch as they come. And they come in many different styles, but for the sake of keeping the Bond theme going, here I’ve selected the model endorsed by 007 in his latest outing, No Time To Die, in which – no spoilers intended (come on, it’s been out since 2021) – Bond brushed-off the title and actually did find the time.
What we have here is a triumph of titanium-on-titanium action, with a Grade 2 titanium case and titanium mesh bracelet married to a unidirectional ‘brown tropical’ aluminium bezel and dial, making the 007 Edition look nothing less than eye-pleasingly immaculate.
Powered by the brand’s self-winding Co-Axial Master Chronometer 8806, this is a precision instrument for those who like to keep their timing tight, helped on by the silicon balance spring giving the watch resistance to troublesome magnetic fields.
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Measuring 42mm in size, the 007 is a dive master, tackling 300m of the deep without issue, and featuring a screw-down crown and helium escape valve which, to simplify things massively, stop the watch suffering the clockwork version of the bends.
A power reserve of 55-hours keeps things ticking over nicely whether you’re taking it easy in St Tropez ahead of assignment, or shackled to a table in the hollowed-out volcano lair of yet another nefarious villain hell-bent on world domination, and the domed, scratch-resistant sapphire crystal glass will ensure the watch stays in good condition regardless how rough the scuffle was with the hired henchmen, ready to return to Q in one-piece, for once.
A classic wristwatch beautifully re-invented for Bond, this is a watch that gives you, ahem, All the Time in the World.
A quick quiz question. What were the first original hits for streaming giants Netflix and Amazon? On Netflix, it was the Kevin Spacey-starring political drama House of Cards in 2013. On Amazon, it was police procedural Bosch, which premiered the following year.
That’s a measure of how far on-demand TV has come in such a short time. It took our traditional terrestrial broadcasters half a century to reach critical mass and become production powerhouses. The streamers have managed it in little more than a decade.
Never before has so much small screen entertainment been so easily available. But in a crowded and confusing market, how do you find the right streaming service, or services, for you? To help you decide, we’ve provided a guide to all the platforms available in the UK, comparing their cost, content and more, so you can confidently decide which is worth your money. Let the streaming wars begin…
Note: All prices listed below are the starting costs and were accurate at the time of publication.
How to choose the best TV streaming service
Naturally, the most important factor for choosing a TV streaming service is the quality of the content. There’s an element of subjectivity here, depending on your personal tastes and the age ranges you’re catering to, but the big hitters tend to have a broader range of programming to appeal to more viewers.
If one show is especially important to you, it’s worth doing your research before subscribing. Visit the Just Watch website, type in the show you want to watch, and you’ll see a summary of where it can be streamed.
Beyond that, price is also important. While streaming platforms tend to be competitive, subscribing to multiple providers can quickly see costs spiral. Typically, subscription costs range from £3.99 per month all the way up to £34.99 per month if you care about live sports, but cheaper tiers sometimes compromise on image quality and other features, or may be ad-supported.
Finally, consider how easy each platform is to actually watch. Big players like Amazon, Netflix and Disney+ don’t just have smartphone apps, but easy-to-use software for smart TVs and games consoles. Smaller rivals may force you to use a web browser for a bumpier experience.
But with the collapse of NCP, Westhoughton’s project has now been severely jeopardised.
Bolton Council operates a number of CCTV systems for the purposes of preventing and detecting crime, controlling traffic and to keep people safe . The CCTV network covering the town centre is operated by NCP
NCP went into liquidation in March (Image: Newsquest)
Westhoughton Mayor Cllr Gillian Wroe said: “I almost cried when I found out – this has been nearly three years of my life.
“I’ve attempted to contact NCP about it, but nothing has been forthcoming – as we never fully signed the contract with them, we might not have the same right to information.”
Cllr Wroe contacted Bolton Council to ask what they were doing with their systems following the collapse of NCP.
Market Street, Westhoughton (Image: Dan Dougherty)
She said that Bolton Council officers responded that things were still in the air, and that until things were more settled, they could not give Westhoughton an update on potential next steps.
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Although it was agreed that Westhoughton would be added to Bolton’s NCP contract, Westhoughton did not manage to finalise the deal before NCP collapsed.
This means that, although they do not have the CCTV cameras they wanted, they have not lost any money.
The six cameras would have monitored Westhoughton’s Market Street, Library Street car park, and Ditchfield Gardens car park.
Ditchfield Gardens Car Park, Westhoughton (Image: Google Maps)
NCP would have reviewed the footage from their office in Bolton town centre.
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Cllr David Wilkinson said: “This is a major problem, not just for us to get a new system in place, but as a security issue.
“It also affects Bolton, so I imagine it will be resolved fairly quickly.”
The council will now hold off on making a decision until Bolton Council have made theirs.
The back of Library Street Car Park, Westhoughton (Image: Google Maps)
This is because they do not want to go back to monitoring their own CCTV after several years of work, and they anticipate Bolton will not take long in reaching a conclusion.
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Councillors expressed concern that waiting too long may result in them getting a worse price for the service.
The contract they were about to sign with NCP was for a fixed price – waiting for a period before signing a contract with someone else is likely to result in a higher cost than they originally prepared to pay.
A spokesperson for Bolton Council said: “We are aware of the situation regarding NCP and the appointment of an administrator.
“Currently all NCP car parks in Bolton are open and CCTV provision is operating as normal.
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“We are in close discussion with NCP, and the public will be informed if there is any change to NCP car parks in Bolton.”
A former Cambridgeshire Police officer who sent “misogynistic, predatory, sexually degrading and discriminatory” messages would have been struck off had he not already resigned. PC Kyle Carter-Lawrence was found to have breached the standards of professional behaviour at a misconduct hearing held on March 26, 2026.
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Mr Carter-Lawrence faced a total of seven allegations made against him including sending messages that implicated him in class A drug use, making inaccurate declarations on his vetting form, failing to challenge another officer’s conduct and language and use of cocaine and other drugs.
One allegation related to the former officer being a member of a WhatsApp group. The messages he sent to the group were “misogynistic, predatory, sexually degrading, discriminatory, and implicated him in class A drug use”.
The hearing heard that he used language which failed to treat people with respect and courtesy and discredited the police service. According to the public outcome of the hearing, this was found to have been “proven on the balance of probabilities”.
In another allegation, he made references to drug taking, use of cocaine and other drugs. The hearing found that this allegation amounted to “gross misconduct”.
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The panel heard that Mr Carter-Lawrence engaged in similar messages in a 1-2-1 chat group with another officer. Those messages were found to be of a “derogatory in nature, referenced sexual predatory behaviour and drug taking”. The hearing found this allegation to be proven and amounted to gross misconduct.
The former officer failed to challenge another fellow officer’s conduct and language within the WhatsApp group. He also made inaccurate declarations on his vetting form which amounted to gross misconduct.
In two other claims made against him, he was accused of associating with those involved in criminal behaviour and concerns of sharing police data. The outcome of the allegation on concerns for sharing police data did not meet the threshold of balance of probabilities and therefore it was not proven.
The outcome found that the former officer would have been dismissed if he had not already resigned.
Sam Lewis Eccles, from Westhoughton has been described as a ‘music-loving, kind-hearted man’.
Friends said the metal bassist that he was at the centre of their group for more than a decade.
Sam tragically died in March, with the cause of the death not known.
His friends are determined to keep him in their hearts and his memory alive, this includes wearing metal music inspired outfits to his funeral.
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Friend Deron Lee said: “It took us by surprise and I was completely shocked. I had to take a week or two off work, it rocked all of our reality and still does.
“It is the small and simple stuff that you miss. I used to live with Sam and we had no money, and we used to get pasta and doctor peppers, sit on the couch and watch TV.”
Tribute to Sam Eccles, second from right with his band members. Credit Brandon Ward
People close to Sam mention whenever he was mentioned music was too as he was a bassist for metal band With the Wolves.
Friends remember Sam at Bolton’s skatepark and at gigs the most and had previously worked in several places.
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His friends say that Sam was one of the “funniest people we’ve ever met”, adding: “the kind of person who could make you laugh no matter what was going on. He loved his music loud, proper metalcore, the heavier and dirtier the drop, the better, and he lived his life the same way: real, unapologetic, and completely himself.
Tribute to Sam Eccles, in the white top with his band members. Credit Brandon Ward
“He never pretended to be someone he wasn’t. He stood by his values, no matter what. And even through the hardships he faced, he showed a strength that so many of us admired more than we ever said out loud.”
Deron added: “It is great that all of us have come together and are making something positive out of it and the negativity.”
Deron and friend Keira Ashton have decided to take a step further and make the situation more positive while bringing the group back together.
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They have organised the “very unfit, very non-athletic” group to come together for Manchester’s Tough Mudder 5k, which is an obstacle course that gets a bit too muddy.
The 5k is to take place in October, which has raised £723 for his funeral on a GoFundMe page at https://www.gofundme.com/f/in-memory-of-sam-eccles-tough-mudder-5k
Keira said: “None of us have been very fit. One thing he spoke to the friendship group about being fit and going to the gym when he was less busy, so we’ll do it for him I suppose.
“We started being friends in 2016 or 2017, he was one of a kind honestly, and there’s no one that could ever compare to his personality.
French President Emmanuel Macron has hit back at US President Donald Trump after he mocked Macron’s marriage and wife Brigitte at a private lunch in Washington
16:33, 02 Apr 2026Updated 16:34, 02 Apr 2026
Emmanuel Macron has rebuked Donald Trump following the US president’s mockery of his French counterpart, which included mimicking a French accent and making jibes about his marriage.
Macron described Trump’s comments regarding his relationship as “neither elegant nor up to standard”. “So I am not going to respond to them – they do not merit a response,” he informed journalists on Thursday while visiting South Korea.
The remarks were delivered by Trump on Wednesday at a private Washington lunch, where faith leaders and government officials were present. His statements – which featured condemnation of NATO partners for declining to support the US-Israeli military action against Iran – appeared momentarily in footage on the White House YouTube channel before being taken down.
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Adopting a French accent, Trump claimed Macron’s wife, Brigitte, “treats him extremely badly”. Discussing his request for French assistance regarding Iran, Trump stated: “We didn’t need them, but I asked anyway.”
He continued: “I call up France, Macron – whose wife treats him extremely badly. Still recovering from the right to the jaw.”, reports the Mirror.
Trump was alluding to footage captured in May 2025 which seemingly depicted the French first lady striking her husband across the face as they readied themselves to disembark from an aircraft during an official Vietnamese visit.
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In the recording, filmed by an Associated Press photographer, Brigitte’s hand can be seen making contact with Macron, forcing him backwards momentarily before he regained composure and waved. The French president dismissed suggestions of any “domestic dispute” with his spouse, explaining at the time that they were “joking as we often do”.
During the lunch, Trump went on: “And I said, Emmanuel, we’d love to have some help in the Gulf even though we’re setting records on knocking out bad people and knocking out ballistic missiles. We’d love to have some help. If you could, could you please send ships immediately.”
Trump then seemingly adopted a French accent while recounting Macron’s purported response: “‘No, no, no, we cannot do that, Donald. We can do that after the war is won,’” he said. “I said, no no, I don’t need after the war is won, Emmanuel,” Trump added.
French politicians reacted with fury to Trump’s remarks, with Yaël Braun-Pivet, the centrist president of France’s lower house of parliament, declaring: “Honestly, it’s not up to par”.
“We are currently discussing the future of the world. Right now in Iran, this is having consequences for the lives of millions of people, people are dying on the battlefield, and we have a president who is laughing, who is mocking others,” she told public broadcaster France Info.
Manuel Bompard, the national coordinator of the left-wing party La France Insoumise, leapt to Macron’s defence, stating: “You are aware of the extent of my disagreements with the president, but for Donald Trump to speak to him like that and to speak of his wife in such a manner – I find that absolutely unacceptable,” he told broadcaster BFMTV.
The conservative French daily newspaper Le Figaro, meanwhile, observed: “Another controversial outburst from Donald Trump.”
Race Across the World is back with five teams racing from Sicily to Mongolia for a £20,000 prize.
Courtney Eales Trends writer and Hayley Anderson Screen Time TV Reporter
16:20, 02 Apr 2026
The BBC’s beloved travel competition Race Across the World is set to return for its sixth series tonight.
The forthcoming season has been billed as “the toughest journey yet” as five teams cover more than 12,000km across Europe and Asia.
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Stripped of smartphones and bank cards, and armed only with the cash equivalent of an economy flight along the route, the competition will challenge five teams both physically and emotionally, pushing each to their absolute limits. Just one team will cross the finish line and take home the £20,000 prize.
The teams will set off from Palermo on the island of Sicily, heading all the way to the remote village of Hatgal on the shores of Lake Hövsgöl in northern Mongolia.
The route will pass through eight countries: Italy, Greece, Turkey, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan and Mongolia.
The 2025 series of Race Across the World concluded with mother and son duo Caroline and Tom becoming the first pair to reach the final checkpoint in Kanniyakumari and scoop the £20,000 prize. This series, a fresh set of contestants will be hoping to emulate their achievement.
In what promises to be the most gruelling race to date, conditions could swing from scorching 30-degree Mediterranean heat to subarctic lows of –20°C.
Each pair will be allocated a budget of under £26 per person per day. Details of the contestants and the show’s broadcast time can be found below.
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How to watch Race Across the World 2026 and what time is it on?
Race Across the World returns with series 6 on Thursday April 2, 2026, at 8pm on BBC One and iPlayer.
Following the opening episode, the nine-episode series will continue every Thursday through to the finale, which airs on Thursday May 28, 2026. Episodes are also available to stream on BBC iPlayer.
Meet the Race Across the World 2026 cast
Jo and Kush
Jo and Kush are lifelong best mates from Liverpool. Jo is a 19 year old college student while Kush is a 19 year old gap-year student.
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They are the youngest participants in the forthcoming series. Both are still residing at home with their families and chose to take part because they were “at a sort of standstill in deciding what to do” with their futures.
Kush told BBC: “So, when the opportunity came up, we thought it would be a fantastic experience and something we could look back on and learn from.”
Jo added: “We had just finished sixth form, got our A-Levels and the opportunity to travel with the race before we go to university, made it even more exciting for us.”
Katie and Harrison
Katie is a 21 year old account manager while her older brother Harrison is a 23 year old finance assistant from Manchester.
Discussing the motivation for participating in the programme, Harrison said: “It was an opportunity to travel that I wouldn’t have given myself the opportunity to do.
“I would have just gone down the standard life path of work, university, carrying on working and buying a house. I would never have given myself an opportunity to go out there and travel and take that time off from being responsible.”
Molly and Andrew
Junior doctor Molly, 23, and her father Andrew, a 54 year old geography teacher, are eagerly anticipating the forthcoming series.
Molly explained: “We keep calling it a joke gone too far. We were sitting watching it on TV one night, and the option to apply came up and every time we watch it, we always say that we would love to do it.
“The next day, the ad popped up on daddy’s Facebook, and so we put an application in thinking nothing of it, and it’s kind of just been a whirlwind since then.”
Andrew informed the BBC he is “living the dream” and it’s something he’s always aspired to do.
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Puja and Roshni
Doctor Puja, 31, and her cousin Roshni, 32, a software engineer, both hail from London. Having dedicated their twenties to establishing thriving careers, they’ve now chosen to take a gamble.
Puja revealed: “I’ve been a massive fan of the show for years, since the first season came out. During the time I applied, I had hit a career block, and I decided that if I was hitting a career block, I would do something that I wanted to do for a very long time and so decided to apply for the race.
“That was the predominant reason why I just wanted to do something that was for myself, for my personal life, and something that will give me memories to last the rest of my life.”
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Mark and Margo
Mark, a 66 year old retired architect from London, and Margo, a 59 year old hypnotherapist from Liverpool, have navigated a typically turbulent in-law dynamic over the past 40 years.
However, having recently set aside their differences while uniting to care for a loved one, the pair have discovered a newfound appreciation for one another’s company.
Reflecting on the programme, Margo said: “Someone told me about the series, and I watched it and went, ‘that’s got me written all over it’. I just love impulsive, crazy things and adventure. I said, ‘I’m going to do that’ and the first person who came to mind was Mark.’
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“It seemed like a good time in our lives. We’ve been through this experience with losing my big sister and him losing his wife.
“It seemed like a celebratory thing that we could do together. This was a new journey that could be exciting and like a renewal.”
Race Across the World 2026 premieres on Thursday, April 2, at 8pm on BBC One and BBC iPlayer.
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