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Why don’t whips speak in public? Is there, perhaps, a helium leak in their lairs just off Members’ Lobby? It would, after all, hardly help instil fear if when they spoke it was not in a menacing growl but a squeak.

Nonsense of course, but no less silly than some of the myths about them churned out by the Westminster rumour mill that go largely unanswered as whips stick to their omertà.

Now that Andy Burnham has vowed to reform the whipping system as Prime Minister, they are about to find their roles under intense scrutiny. And this time they should answer for themselves – in public.

Keir Starmer’s relationship with the bulk of his MPs went from bad to worse and his successor wants the whips’ office to act as more of an HR department than a disciplinary organisation.

Among his arguments is that he doesn’t believe the whip should be used to punish people on matters of conscience. “I didn’t see that done in the Blair and Brown years,” Andy Burnham told LBC.

A laudable point, but it does beg the question: when were Labour MPs punished on matters of conscience?

Such issues – think abortion reform, the death penalty, or assisted dying – are typically left well alone insofar as whipping is concerned. There was a bit of a commotion earlier this parliament when a Labour MP complained to the office about the issuing of a three-line whip ahead of a division on decriminalising abortion – but the line of the whip refers to attendance, not how MPs are expected to vote. In this instance, backbenchers were issued with a three-line whip to attend, but a free vote on the matter at hand.

This is a subtle difference unknown to some Westminster dwellers – even the odd MP. But can they really be blamed when the institution at hand remains so quiet on how it works, what it does, and why it exists?

Traditionalists shy from the light. The likes of Gyles Brandreth and former chiefs Tim Renton and Simon Hart – all one-time Tory whips who wrote about life in the office – are still persona non grata to certain diehards.

“Chief whips should never write memoirs nor give detailed interviews about their work or their flock,” argued a former Tory chief whip. During his tenure, the ex-chief handled “one coming out, three marriage problems, and other personal difficulties”. But he would rather go to jail for contempt of court than “reveal any secret of the office or what colleagues said”.

This omertà may seem extreme but his argument is simple and compelling: “If Conservative MPs thought that whips would be writing books or giving detailed interviews then no one would talk to us again.”

Such an outcome would be disastrous. The whips’ pastoral support for colleagues has, on occasion, been life-saving. Were top whips of all political colours to publish what they witnessed in the office, “then we could outsell Nadine Dorries, Jilly Cooper, and God knows how many Shades of Grey”, the ex-chief said, “but we don’t and should never do so.”

Undoubtedly, however, the code of silence has waned – 64 politicians who served in the whips’ office spoke to me for my book – with many now happy to rebut untrue rumours and half-truths, all within clearly defined parameters that don’t dwell on the personal.

So much the better. Where once it made sense for the whips to remain aloof, thereby inculcating respect and fear among new arrivals to Westminster, now the fog has partially lifted. It is time for full disinfecting sunshine.

Some would argue that the whips’ office is already scrutinised and held accountable through the leader of the House, who takes questions in the Chamber related to the Commons and legislation. The office also issues statements and context in response to journalists’ queries or reporting.

It’s not completely unheard of, either, for whips to appear in the media. Labour chiefs in particular have typically been more comfortable speaking to journalists.

There is, too, a degree of accountability in Parliament. Whips from rival parties are constantly negotiating in the ‘usual channels’, through which agreements (and disagreements) are hashed out. These lines of communication have long been a key thread of parliamentary life, and there are consequences for skulduggery – over the decades, opposition whips have refused to co-operate in the wake of perceived wrongdoing or double-crosses by the governing party.

“We could outsell Nadine Dorries, Jilly Cooper, and God knows how many Shades of Grey”

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Chiefs have even spoken from the despatch box. In 1975, government chief whip Bob Mellish addressed the House after a prank by his legendary deputy Walter Harrison, who asked Labour MPs to vote twice, once in each lobby, while wearing disguises (the Tories, in an attritional opposition measure, had taken to calling divisions but not voting). Mellish defused accusations of cheating (the vote was never going to stand, as there weren’t enough people to constitute a quorum) by saying: “I spend all my time trying to get as many MPs as I can to go in one lobby. I’m overwhelmed at the enthusiasm of those who voted in two.”

A more sombre example came in late March 1979, when Mellish’s successor, Michael Cocks, announced to the Chamber that an unidentified person had been seriously hurt in an explosion on the parliamentary estate. The person in question was Conservative MP Airey Neave, who died from injuries sustained after a car bomb detonated under his Vauxhall Cavalier.

But I believe it’s time to go further, and have more direct scrutiny.

Whips would be better served by occasionally putting up spokespeople for interviews or having the chief whip and other seniors face the equivalent of a whips select committee or departmental questions in the Commons, perhaps once a parliamentary term, or on an ad hoc basis, such as during business questions.

This could be set with limitations. They should not, for example, discuss individuals or private information. Instead, they would speak about the parliamentary process, the government’s approach to particular votes, or broader whipping principles that may have informed the behaviour in question.

Speaking publicly would help the whips push back against misconceptions and clarify their essential role. From ensuring attendance at unheralded bill committees, responding to procedural prompts in the Chamber, to facilitating two-way communication between No 10 and backbenchers, the whips keep the place going. The public deserves to know that, and understand the whips’ core purpose beyond cajoling MPs into the ‘correct’ division lobby.

There’s a second powerful argument – though few traces remain of the brutality of old, the whips are nonetheless recipients of a potent form of political power: information. And where there’s power, there will be the wrong people attracted to it.

No matter how few the wrong ’uns are in comparison to the good, there will always be friction where whips are privy to MPs’ personal lives, while at the same time lobbying them for their votes. Having more accountability would help to neutralise this threat, reassure backbenchers wavering over who to trust, and preserve the ethos of good whipping that predominates.

The whips’ silence is starting to hurt them: reputationally, strategically, politically.

Everyone with an interest in politics knows they’re not the fearsome enforcers of old, and yet misconceptions about ‘issues of conscience’ persist. With pragmatism going out of fashion, a forthright argument for their raison d’etre has never been more urgent. And who better to make the case than the all-knowing actors at the heart of the parliamentary nexus? 

Sebastian Whale is author of The Usual Channels: Inside the Mysterious World of Political Whips

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Freedom and personal responsibility have long been central to Britain’s national character. Adults have been trusted to make informed choices for themselves. Yet increasingly, politicians are reaching for prohibition as the answer to complex public policy challenges.

When it comes to smoking and nicotine, that approach risks creating serious unintended consequences – while handing an even greater opportunity to the criminals already profiting from the black market.

Let me be clear. Nobody wants to see children accessing age-restricted products. But there is a significant difference between protecting children and restricting the freedoms of law-abiding adults.

Public policy should be guided by the science and recognise that adults are capa­ble of making their own choices. The truth is that for millions of smokers, a growing range of smokeless alternatives such as vapes and nicotine pouches may offer a pathway away from cigarettes. Indeed, NHS data shows that the number of adults reporting as ‘current smokers’ is at its lowest levels since the survey began back in 1993 at 11 per cent.

The government’s priority should be much simpler: enforce the law and take the fight to the organised criminals already profiting from illicit trade. The black market is already booming on our own shores. In one single operation, Trading Standards seized 46 million illicit cigarettes and over 12,500kg of hand-rolling tobacco across a three-year period. Despite these efforts, illicit tobacco trade in the UK continues to grow significantly, with official estimates failing to capture the true scale of the issue.

Parliamentarians have already warned that a Generational Smoking Ban risks creating an “unregulated, untaxed criminal bonanza,” at a time when the Chartered Trading Standards Institute has officially criticised a lack of funding for enforce­ment. A recent KPMG report estimates 7.3 billion illicit ciga­rettes in the UK which is an increase of 1.37 billion year-on-year, alongside £4.87bn in lost excise revenue.¹

And now, we are increasingly, being made aware of incidents of counterfeit vapes and nicotine pouches being sold, often without consumers even realising what they are purchasing. We have sought to share our expertise with enforcement agen­cies to help identify counterfeit products and their potential sources. Industry intelligence can play an important role in disrupting illicit supply chains and should be treated as part of the solution.

The only true winners here, therefore, are the criminal enter­prises. They do not check ID. They do not follow product stand­ards. They do not pay tax. And they will not obey these new regulations either. They undermine the thousands of respon­sible, small British businesses who follow the law every day.

Further prohibition risks driving more consumers towards these gangs, as demand shifts from the regu­lated market to the black market.

Instead of focusing on measures that risk driving demand into illegal markets, such as the ill-advised Generational Smoking Ban, govern­ment ministers must start cracking down on the criminal gangs profiting from illicit trade. That means providing greater resources to Trading Standards, Border Force and law enforcement agencies. It means tougher penalties for rogue operators. It means ensuring that a retail licens­ing system is backed by meaningful sanctions that genuinely deter wrongdoing.

The choice facing policymakers is simple. Support adult freedom, maintain access to regulated products and come down hard on criminal gangs. Or continue down a path that risks strengthening the black market and empowering those who already operate outside the law.

A smokeless future will not be delivered by prohibition. It will be delivered through informed consumer choice, respon­sible regulation and relentless action against organised crime. Britain’s law-abiding adults deserve nothing less.

Reference

1. KPMG; Illicit cigarette and heated tobacco consumption, and oral nicotine share in Europe

In 2014, Surrey Trading Standards sounded the alarm about killer child car seats that catastrophically failed in crash tests. In 2019, we found the same flimsy designs for sale on leading online marketplaces. Each platform responded to our investigation, insisting that child safety is of paramount importance. And yet, the same designs were found again in our follow up investigation in 2025 – more than a decade after they were first reported. 

The car seats story encapsulates a pattern that we see time and again. We report dangerous items to these platforms and they remove the individual products while pledging that safety is a priority. However, their underlying business model remains unchanged, so their responses amount to little more than sticking plasters. 

At the same time, these firms are investing in public relations and marketing initiatives, producing reports or signing voluntary commitments stressing their commitment to protecting customers. But it hasn’t become any harder for our investigators to find unsafe products.

In 2024 Amazon promoted the launch of an initiative working with experts to deliver baby safety education to consumers. A laudable project, for sure – but somewhat overshadowed by the continued appearance of potentially lethal baby products on its marketplace.

Which? found baby sleeping bags or sleep pillows that could smother a child for sale on Amazon and other marketplaces, including eBay and Etsy in 2025 and 2026, with Amazon one of the worst offenders in the most recent investigation. Offering parents a dedicated page for ‘safety tips’ is welcome – but taking real responsibility for the safety of products sold to new families would be true progress. 

At a recent select committee session with safety experts from some of the biggest online marketplaces, MPs were able to turn up with examples of dangerous product listings they had found easily with an online search that very morning. Too often, parliamentarians’ concerns were met with the same stock answers and corporate soundbites we have been hearing for years.

What would it take for their assurances to be credible? For a start, online marketplaces need to adopt an effective proactive approach to blocking and removing dangerous products. Unsafe products should not be reaching consumers at all, but too often we find that action is only taken after a Which? investigation calls attention to unsafe items. 

What’s more, the products that are taken down frequently reappear under different names or sellers. You can almost set your watch in the expectation that the same product will turn up again before long. Sometimes it’s only a matter of days. Our view is that the current approach does little more than provide online marketplaces with a paper-thin cover for failing to protect their customers.

It’s worth bearing in mind that online marketplaces like Amazon and eBay are among the most technologically advanced companies in the world. At the same time, we’ve easily found unsafe products using tools that are widely available, such as reverse image searching to match product listings with government recalls. It doesn’t seem to add up that they have the technical knowhow to deliver parcels via drone but fail to apply even basic tools to identify dangerous products. 

Platforms should also verify sellers properly before allowing listings to go live. They should systematically monitor official safety alerts and remove matching or highly similar products without waiting for another investigation to force their hand. 

None of this is beyond the capabilities of companies that operate at global scale. The technology exists, the data exists, but what is missing is the willingness and, more importantly, the incentives for these businesses to treat safety with a seriousness that matches their claims. Lives will be at risk until online marketplaces are forced to make good on their rhetoric. 

Even if some marketplaces were to clean up their act, there will always be new platforms that are under no obligation to follow suit. The market is changing faster than ever with new actors entering regularly, so there is no substitute for fundamental legal requirements backed up with strong incentivising penalties. 

The Product Regulation and Metrology Act, introduced last year, was an important first step. Now the government must urgently use the new powers it has under the Act to update product safety legislation and impose a clear legal duty on online marketplaces for ensuring the safety of products sold through their third-party sellers, with tough enforcement for those that fall short.

Donald Trump has been compared to a cult leader after he made his supporters publicly pledge to vote Republican.

The “fucking insane” ceremony took place at a so-called “midterm convention” in Dallas ahead of crucial elections in November.

Trump, who claimed to be “the greatest president in the history of the United States”, even suggested that they cheat in order to defeat their Democratic Party rivals.

Addressing the large crowd, he said: “Please raise your right hand.

“I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States, that loves us so much that he can’t even breathe, that I will go out with my family, my friends – I’ll do it anyway, I don’t care if I’m registered or not, I’m gonna try and cheat like hell like they do – and we are going to vote on November 3, or we are going to vote before that.”

As the crowd cheered and waved American flags, he went on: “We swear that on November 3 we are going to go out and vote. If you want you can vote Democrat, but I don’t think there’s one person in this room who’s going to. So help me God.”

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